"Mom, can I eat a piece first?"

At half past twelve o'clock in the afternoon, my cousin stared at a table of sumptuous delicacies, salivating.

"You starve ghost reincarnated, you can't wait for a few minutes." My aunt always spoke with a poisonous tongue, glared at her son, and then said something very humane: "Bear with me, and wait for your brother to come back and eat again." ”

You'know, my cousin is a teenager who has realized youth, such a teenager, and his words reveal the essence of straightforwardness: "Mom, I haven't seen you so good to my brother before." ”

"In the past, I spurred him, motivated him, and made him angry, but you children don't understand the painstaking work of being an elder at all." My aunt's routines are very deep, and they are all straightforward routines when she opens her mouth, and she doesn't forget to educate her son easily: "Look at your brother, now he has a chance." Look at you again, it's not worrying at all. ”

The cousin expressed dissatisfaction: "I have already used all my strength to study, can you give me some encouragement?" ”

Aunt Aunt's poisonous tongue BUFF was triggered, and she couldn't hold it back: "Anyone will be cramming Buddha temporarily, if you had worked so hard for ten or eight years earlier, no, one or two years earlier, your father and I would be able to breathe a sigh of relief." ”

The cousin continued to disagree: "Didn't I be young before, who hasn't been young?" ”

These words choked the grandmother who was drinking water, and the old lady coughed for a while, glared at her grandson, and cried and laughed: "Rabbit cub, how old are you, how can I get off the stage as an old woman when I say this?" ”

"Mom, are you alright?" The brother-in-law patted the old lady's back nervously, glared at his son, and said angrily: "Bear child, you are not even eighteen years old, and you are embarrassed to say in front of a group of elders who has never been young?" ”

The cousin was taught a lesson by a group of elders, and his aura suddenly weakened.

Just as he was about to learn from his cousin, there was a knock on the door.

The cousin ran to open the door, and the bear child completely ignored the cousin and looked directly at the "cousin".

Then the bear child showed a different side from his cousin, his mouth was sweet, and he patted his ass with one mouth: "Sister-in-law, I have seen you, you are more beautiful than in the photo, and your temperament is more goddess than a goddess, so powerful, I am the perfect sister-in-law image in my mind!" ”

Shui Mi'er finally saw Zhen Lang's cousin with a few pimples, and was coaxed a little happy by this bear child, and sent encouragement: "Come on, you will be admitted to Normal University, and you will meet a better girl than me." ”

"Wow, sister-in-law, your voice is so good!" The cousin was about to die on the spot, the whole person was eroded by the blood, and he was embarrassed to look at Shui Mi'er again, staring at Zhen Lang directly: "Brother, I'm burning again, have you seen the two flames flickering in my eyes?" ”

Zhen Lang cooperated: "Well, I see, there is a kind of rushing to burn chakra." ”

The cousin didn't give his cousin face at all, and his lines didn't cooperate at all: "Brother, you're low-end, the arrogant blue beast from Konoha doesn't need chakra, I want to use the strongest physical skills in history to solve the battle!" ”

Zhen Lang didn't pay attention to the bear child anymore, and led Shui Mi'er to meet the elders of the family.

I have to admit that today's gentle and graceful classical and graceful appearance of the fairy fairy left a pretty good first impression on the elders. Whether it is grandmother, brother-in-law, or aunt, they are full of praise for Shui Mier. Especially the aunt who is usually very poisonous to Zhen Lang, today she has changed as if she is a person, and she praises Zhen Lang for being blessed.

Sitting at the dinner table, Zhen Lang and his cousin couldn't interject at all, and the plot evolved into a rivalry between Shui Mier and the elders.

The two animals were also unambiguous, burying their heads in and eating fiercely.

Especially Zhen Lang, he found that the dishes on the table were his favorites.

This product is worthy of being from the Glory Guild, and suddenly there is a rush of "I have never been so happy in my life".

"Do you know that you eat and won't help your grandmother pick up vegetables?" Shui Mi'er suddenly went berserk, stared at Zhen Lang, who was immersed in eating fiercely, and then picked up vegetables for her grandmother, and her face immediately turned cloudy: "Grandma, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

The old lady smiled toothlessly, and immediately stood on Shui Mi'er's side: "You did the right thing, this kid just owes a lesson." When I was a child, he also helped me pick up vegetables, but when I grew up, my wings were stiff, and he didn't care about me. ”

Zhen Lang was almost choked to death, feeling that he had been wronged through the ages.

In fact, he used to help his grandmother pick up vegetables, two years ago, the old lady watched a TV series about the life of the elderly in their later years, and suddenly did not let the family serve her food or something, the reason was "I have hands and feet to come by myself", showing a spirit of not accepting the old.

At that time, the uncle gave in, and Zhen Lang also gave in.

Unexpectedly, on this day of this year, the old lady turned her face and didn't recognize anyone, and made up for Zhen Lang.

Zhen Lang didn't expect that his grandmother had just made up for him, and his uncle had made up for him again: "Xiaomi, last time Zhen Lang had an awkward fight with me, you persuaded him to come back." I heard from his roommate that you were the only one in the school who could persuade him. I hope you keep this rhythm and cool him down. I'm not afraid to tell you that the men in our family are all strict wives! ”

Hearing this, Shui Mi'er was very embarrassed and didn't know how to take over the conversation.

My aunt was a little proud, showing an expression of "years of training have not been in vain".

Uncle, what a festival!

Zhen Lang was about to cry, and conveyed a look to his cousin, which meant: I'll go, your dad is too not a man.

My cousin also gave a look back, which means: He has been bullied by my mother for 20 years, and he has long lost his manly nature......

Zhen Lang glanced at him again, which means: Young man, do you dare to go against the sky with me?

My cousin also gave a look, which means: Yes, I should never be strict with my wife in my life!

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After lunch, my aunt pulled Honey into the room and discussed the use of some cosmetics.

Zhen Lang sat in the living room with his grandmother, gossiping.

My cousin went back to the room to chop the game, and the bear child has a Dragon Boat Festival holiday, and he will have a holiday tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, the national college entrance examination will be held on June 7, and when the college entrance examination on the 8th is over, it will be the liberated Django...... Uh, no, the liberated high school students in Greater China can finally open their hooves and play a book.

"Little cub, you have sent me 400,000 yuan. My heart has been going on for the past few days, you're not tired of yourself, are you? "Taking advantage of the absence of my aunt and cousin, my grandmother and grandson have a heart-to-heart relationship.

"Didn't you see me bouncing around?" Zhen Lang smiled very coquettishly, and he sent money to the dream fund's account every once in a while. To this day, a total of 400,000 have survived.

Grandma smiled: "Yes, I even have a girlfriend, I look pretty good." It's a pity, Yunjia's girl is also a very good girl, I thought she would be my granddaughter-in-law in a few years. ”

Zhen Lang was stunned when he heard this, and said nervously: "Grandma, you don't like Mi'er?" ”

Grandma smiled kindly: "That's not it, these two little girls are very good." You are more blessed than your uncle, and the two little girls you meet, not to mention one out of a hundred, you can't pick one out of a thousand, and even I don't know how to choose. ”

Zhen Lang breathed a sigh of relief: "Grandma, it's good if you don't hate it." ”

Grandma smiled again: "I'm not so old-fashioned, the object of conversation, first of all, you like it, you know?" ”

Zhen Lang: "Got it." ”

Grandma asked, "Do you play that game and make money so fast?" ”

"Mom, I've verified this myself." The uncle, who was sitting next to him as an audience, finally spoke: "I use my mobile phone to watch the magic forum every day, Xiao Lang is famous, and his way is still reliable." ”

Zhen Lang was flattered: "Uncle, do you really watch the forum every day?" ”

Uncle: "It's necessary, there's a question I don't understand, you are so famous, why didn't you appear in "Xiaoya has a date"? ”

Zhen Lang was stunned: "You even know "Xiaoya has an appointment"? ”

The uncle coaxed: "Look at what you said, we are born in the 80s, and we want to live an era in the game industry back then." ”

Zhen Lang is right when he thinks about it, like Uncle Glory, who was born in 90, he is still very moisturized in the game. There is also the eldest Glory Third Uncle in the guild, who is about the same age as the younger uncle, it is said that he was born in 85, and he is 45 years old this year.

After settling down, he said: "Xiaoya has made an appointment to find me, and I don't want to be on TV yet, lest someone come to secretly film you." Besides, Xiaoshuai hasn't taken the college entrance examination yet, and I went on TV, didn't it stimulate him? ”

"It's also true that even ordinary people who are not celebrities have been followed by the paparazzi these days. Last year, the young man in our community who jumped into the river to rescue a five-year-old girl, since he was on the city's evening news, his family was secretly photographed when they went out. The brother-in-law told a story and sighed: "What do you say about this, a good good deed, but he was put on the Internet and said that he was hyped, and even the old people in the family were not at peace." ”

Zhen Lang was silent, he didn't agree to Shu Fuya, another reason was that he didn't want to disturb his grandmother's peaceful and comfortable life.

The Internet environment in these years is too complicated, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is distorted and perverted, a person is famous on the Internet, and even three generations of ancestors have been doxxed. In contrast, the discussion of young men and women gossip in the circle of friends of the Normal University is quite bottom-line, and it is relatively simple.

I heard my grandmother say again: "Lang, you gave me all the money, is it enough for yourself?" ”

Zhen Lang smiled: "It's definitely enough, it's better to hand over the big head to you for safekeeping, lest my brain be ruined." ”

Grandma was still not at ease, and said with concern: "You are talking to the partner now, and there are many places to spend money, so keep some money for yourself." ”

Zhen Lang coaxed: "Don't worry, I still have a small treasury of tens of thousands." ”

"This is good, I support you." The brother-in-law showed a very envious look and told about his experience: "A man must have a small treasury, otherwise it will be very shameless to go out." ”

Zhen Lang couldn't complain about his uncle, and asked lightly: "Uncle, do you dare to save a small treasury?" ”

"Bear child, is it not right to scold my wife for being strict? You're too young to understand what it's about. The uncle became professional, and the analysis was straightforward: "It is precisely because I am a strict wife that I have to secretly save some small treasury." Do you think that if I am at home, I need to keep a small treasury? ”

Zhen Lang had never seen his wife strict and so awesome, and he was defeated by his uncle on the spot.

"Xiao Lang, your uncle has been so good in his life, don't learn from him." While educating her grandson, her grandmother despised her son fiercely, and then said, "You go and call Mi'er, and I'll talk to her......"

・(To be continued.) )