"I heard that Diego was admitted to the hospital. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Argentina was eliminated, he didn't have to scream."

"Really? Wasn't it dumped by Oliva? ”

"Hahaha."

These reporters have a way of sharing information, and under normal circumstances, as long as there is a little news in the circle, everyone will know about it.

"Shall we report on it? Diego, that guy is not a good talker. ”

"Of course I go, it's rare to see the bad luck of the football king."

*****

Maradona was really angry this time, he was an Argentine who had experienced the Falklands War, so his hatred for England was not limited to football, and the two most brilliant goals of his life were also born in the game against England.

One is five people in a row, and the other is the famous Hand of God, so when he saw Argentina lose to England in the 1-0 final yesterday, Maradona had a heart attack after he returned.

Lao Ma's heart is not good, his temper is also stinky, coupled with indulgence, his body has been getting worse in recent years, this time he was in a hurry, and when the reporter saw him again in the hospital, Lao Ma's face was like a blank piece of paper.

"Diego, do you have any wishes? Now fans all over the world are concerned about you and hope you get better soon. ”

Maradona burst into tears, "No, my life is perfect," and the words were true, but there was no perfect look on his face.

Lao Ma thinks about this life, the money is almost squandered, his wife is gone, Aguerona's bastard has abandoned his daughter, and now the only thing left is young Oliva.

Lao Ma glanced at Oliva, felt uncomfortable, and cried, which made the reporter unconscious, "Diego, don't worry, the doctor said, you're fine." ”

Unexpectedly, Maradona's next sentence stunned everyone - "I'm dying, why hasn't that bastard Li Guo come to see me yet." ”

"Woooooooooooooo

It turned out to be like this, so simple, a reporter proposed: "Diego, do you know the ice bucket challenge?" ”

Maradona nodded.

"We will pass on ten, ten to hundred, and in the end it will definitely reach Li Guo's ears."

When Maradona heard it, what a good idea, so he pitifully said to the camera: "I'm Diego, I miss my old friend Li Guo, and I hope to spread it to your good friends when I see this video, at least three people." ”

So a strange farce was staged on the land of Russia, and the title of the play was - "Li Guo, Maradona called you to see him in the hospital." ”

*****

"Damn, why didn't this guy have a heart attack and go over directly," Li Guo was a little unhappy when he saw the video.

"Why don't you go to the hospital and see him?" Chen An asked tentatively.

"I don't have that time to see him in the United States, I'm very busy, I have a lot of profile videos about Ranieri and England to watch."

"That can be handed over to me, I think the old horse will not achieve his goal this time, and he will not give up."

Li Guo was angry and funny: "Chen An, why do you say that I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, men become dependent when they see it, and women untie their trouser pockets." ”

Burst.

"I think you two have similar magnetic fields and smell the same, hehe, after all, you are both hooligans."

"Really?" Li Guo frowned and thought about it, maybe it's true, forget it, this time the old horse is so big, it's not okay not to go.

"Well, I'll go and see him alone in the afternoon, and it's the last time."

Burst.

Chen An was really about to throw up.

*****

"Diego, he's not dead yet."

Lao Ma saw Li Guo at the door of the ward from a distance, he deliberately turned his head, closed his eyes, and pretended not to see.

"Diego, Diego."

Li Guo shouted a few times, the old horse didn't move, as if he hadn't heard anything, Li Guo smiled and walked to the hospital bed.

"Don't pretend, don't you miss me, I'm here."

Lao Ma couldn't pretend anymore, and turned his head: "Li Guo, I thought that I was the most unconscionable in the world, but I found that I was wrong, in fact, you have no conscience." ”

"Damn, you should tell Aguero this sentence, that guy soaked your daughter and dumped it, in our China, this is called chaos and abandonment."

"Don't mention him to me!"

Lao Ma pretended to be sad, "You said that I have been so respectful to God all my life, I am so religious, why do I meet people like you and Aguero." ”

"Maybe God sent us to punish you," Li Guo said with a smile.

The old horse's face turned green, "I really wish I had died in the stadium yesterday, then I would have sacrificed my life for the country." ”

Li Guo smiled: "Your whole life has been donated to a chick like Oliva, don't talk about it." ”

At the mention of Oliva, a glimmer of light flashed in Maradona's eyes, "Li Guo, I came to you for this matter." ”

Li Guo chuckled in his heart, "It's not good," but at this time, he couldn't run.

"Li Guo, you know, in my life, my wife has left me, my son-in-law is also a bastard, my daughter is a bastard like my son-in-law, the only friend I trust is you, I think, if one day I go to heaven, then Oliva will entrust you."

"I............ Depend on. ”

Li Guo held Lao Ma's hand: "Listen to me, live well, isn't it a football game?" Be strong. ”

"No, I have thought a lot more clearly this time, it turns out that after so many years, you are the most important person to me."

Li Guo almost knelt down, and said tremblingly: "You know, I'm a pervert, and you entrust Oliva to me is equivalent to a sheep in the mouth of a tiger." ”

Maradona said solemnly: "I just knew that you were a pervert, so I handed Oliva to you, because Oliva is a D-woman." ”

Li Guo knelt down completely, "Diego, don't be kidding, I know that you are a patient now, and you will die or live, but you will definitely get better, I promise you, if I win the World Cup, I will definitely let you touch it, is it okay?" ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, Maradona howled, "Woo woo, I touched it 30 years ago, I even slept with the World Cup in my arms, you bastard, even my last bit of dignity will be deprived." ”

Maradona can tolerate everything, but what he can't tolerate is that someone forgot that he won the World Cup, and this time the old horse cried endlessly, and finally alarmed the nurse, and Li Guo happened to take the opportunity to slip away.

"I'll you, it's really irrational when people are sick," Li Guo thought, but if you think about it carefully, Maradona is also quite pitiful, and he is indeed old.

After coming back, Li Guo, who was moved by compassion, still gave Lao Ma a bouquet of flowers through the Argentine Football Association in the name of the Chinese team.

Since then, Li Guo has never seen Maradona again, but that is a story for another time.