I'm sorry that people are a little uncomfortable today, but for the sake of full attendance, the following is the content of the new book, and I will change it back tomorrow.

(The text is in the third person.) ）

I, Ex the Star of Pi City, is, quite literally, the hero who is at least in the top three in the War College, beloved by countless beautiful girl summoners, handsome and rich. That's why many people feel jealous and maliciously slander me.

Avarice? That's right, I'm greedy for money.

Ever since I saw my sister bruised and purple on her face and back with the second Piltover Cup trophy and prize money in her arms, and told me that we could change to a bigger house, I vowed never to let my sister get in the ring again for money.

Lascivious? That's right, I'm very, so I'm twenty-three years old this year and don't have a girlfriend yet, (Jinx is a cannon X friend), but I'm not the only hero without a girlfriend?

For example, Teemo secretly takes photos of beautiful women every day, so every time I want to go out with Tristana, I will be rejected, although I don't understand what Tristana is good at, but Timo, who is the cutest mascot in the Valoran continent, just likes her.

Not to mention the old gambler of Trist, because he can't control his mouth, and he likes to rub the oil of young wine ladies and waitresses, he and Evelyn have been in love for almost ten years without achieving a positive result.

Planck's second-rate son couldn't control his belt, but it was no wonder that he had to float at sea for so long every time, and that he hadn't seen a second woman except Sarah, and that Miss Doom hung on him again, and I could often hear him fighting jealously with everyone in the bar.

Leona is more miserable, but Pan Sen's childhood sweetheart is the goddess of others. Due to the clan rules, you can only play platonic spiritual love. Don't even dare to kiss a mouth.

Galen is even more tragic. He is fascinated by Caterina's heroism on the battlefield, but he has a feud with Carter's sisters, not to mention that Carter likes his nemesis Darius.

How good is it to be like Monkey King, who guards Ahri every day and doesn't go to see other women, doesn't he live with others early? Although everyone admired him, I didn't think Ahri was beautiful.

Speaking of beauty, there are always some girls who have to do something they don't like because of this.

Caterina didn't want to be a female spy, so she had to give her eyes a look. Fortunately, nothing happened, but the face was also spent, and in desperation, she had to be topped by her sister Cassiopeia, and she accidentally turned into a snake girl, right?

Didn't Lux also walk among the shadows with her beautiful spells, and had to do some dirty work for the country?

My sister was a little sister and had a tattoo on her face. But she doesn't plan to get married anyway, and she plans to live with Sister Caitlyn for the rest of her life. What's more, a man who truly loves her won't mind her tiny flaw (like me).

Not to mention Sister Caitlin, who is a flower in Picheng, and of course there are many people who pursue her—hehe, you'd be wrong to think so. Sister Caitlin is very good in all aspects, beautiful and in good shape. is a strong woman again, and there are many admirers, don't want it.

But it's a pity for her father. The wife of the mayor of Picheng died early, and the single man did not remarry, and raised Caitlin alone, and unknowingly became a daughter control, which male dared to take the initiative to approach Caitlin's sister within half a meter would explode. Because of my sister's relationship, I often met Sister Caitlyn in the security station, and he repeatedly warned me not to attack Sister Caitlin, and I was not even allowed to have any thoughts.

According to the uncle, Caitlin is his heart, and any rabbit cub who wants to touch her just can't get along with him!

And tick! Soraka!

Your Excellency, the Son of the Stars, is an otaku; The goddess of the moon thinks every day that the sun turns over Leona, proving that the moon is more bullish than the sun; Elise was a black widow, and no man dared to approach her; Lisandro was bent on uniting Freljord, and Sejuani could only fight her desperately.

I have many advantages, such as having strong strength (the weapon master is not convinced), being handsome and compelling (little yellow hair means disagreeing), being young and golden (Tarik is not convinced), and I am deeply loved by the majority of beauties (Timo is not convinced).

?????? Well, you guys won. But in any case, I'm much better than the heroes on Valoran who have big flaws, such as:

In order to cure his muscular dystrophy, Mondo researched a body-strengthening potion, but he accidentally used too much and turned himself into a fool, drooling with a big tongue all day long; Mr. Heimerdinger's head always makes me worry if it will fall off because it is too heavy one day.

Ahri makes steamed buns every day, and the monkeys are almost strutted to death just by trying new varieties; Jace always went out shopping every night with his wife, the hammer; Jewel knights like to show off their wealth in different ways, isn't there a good dad who digs up a gem mine, what do you have to do! My rich generation is much stronger than you're a rich second generation!

Victor falls in love with mechanical transformation and turns himself into a robot; Vega was always a loner in order to prove that he could learn dark spells well; Sinjid was poisoned in Xiang and was beaten into three hairs; Warwick was turned into a half-beast by Soraka while playing human experiments; Not to mention the soul-toying perverts on the Isle of Shadows!

The group of people in the Equilibrium Sect who pay attention to equilibrium are about to become insane; The Shadow Streamer, who worships shadows, is simply insane; Zhao Xin loves to hone his marksmanship, and has never heard of him being close to a woman for more than ten years, and people are rumored that he and Jiawen III are in the senior level; The blind monk and Yi played one with the heart eye and the other with Wuji swordsmanship, hiding in the mountains all day long and couldn't find anyone; In order to be able to go further in her spells, Sindra even killed the teacher who treated her like a woman, which is simply outrageous!

Marzaha studies the Void - another madness; Cassadine studies the Void - ugly people spit out, and then no one dares to play with the Void anymore.

Anne cute, right? But you don't think so when you see her bear; Jiawen IV is not a cow, rich or not? It's a pity that his wallet is looked at by the dragon-blooded warrior Ji Sivana, and he has to treat Galen when he comes out for a drink.

The troll king Trandel's big stick is very hard, but not long, but people like troll girls with big noses and thick teeth; What about Sergeant Raven. Get a conditioned reflex on the battlefield. What man would dare risk his life to marry her?

There are some people or not, I won't talk about them. Anyway, among the famous heroes on the Valoran continent, few are normal except for me, including my sister, she is too violent, Jinx can't do without a gun all day, and Oriona likes to dance stupidly with a ball when she is fine,

Hey? Sister, Jinx and Oriana when did you come in?

Wait a minute. What are you going to do? What are you going to do!

Oh! Don't slap your face!

"Mr. Ex, there are some things in the company that I won't bother about. Our company would like to thank you for your strong support for the decision to sell arms to Ionia at the meeting. ”

Looking at the small box handed by the yodeler in a black suit in front of him, Ex gently opened it, and a dazzling blue light belonging to the magic crystal spilled out of the box, illuminating the satisfied smile on Ex's handsome face.

"Haha," Seeing that there were about three hundred units of magic crystals in the box, Ex looked up and gently closed the box, "You are so polite, Mr. Fils." I also have a 5% stake in Abra Technologies. Helping you is also helping myself. But since Mr. Fils still has something to do, then I won't stay. Next time if there is anything else you need my help with. Remember to come back to me. ”

"Of course, we at Abra Technologies started working with you before Mr. Aix even came out of Master Heimerdinger, and it's been three years now, and it's been a pleasure, haven't we?" The yodeler named Fils smiled happily and said to the company's biggest partner in front of him, "It's not too early, so I'll take my leave." Mr. Eckes, we look forward to our next meeting. ”

"Goodbye!"

Rising from the expensive custom cashmere couch, the yodeler looked at a pair of lady's leather boots in the hallway, gave him a lewd smile, said goodbye to him again, and left Ex's home.

"Very good, plus the Abrass company just now, there are already three companies to thank me, now it depends on whether Ionia and Demacia will be people." Eckes emptied the carved glass coffee table from which the yodelers had only taken two sips, put the tea set back in its place, and pulled out a carton of milk from the refrigerator that had been invented a hundred years earlier.

But at this moment, only to hear a 'whoosh', a diamond-shaped dart flew from the left side of Ex, and steadily took away the milk in Ex's hand without hurting him, and nailed it to the wall next to him with a 'duh'. Pure white sweet milk slowly flowed down the hole through the dart and flowed happily on the brown wood floor of the living room.

Seeing this, Exx, who had a slight cleanliness habit, was suddenly ruined in his good mood when he had just received a magic crystal. He frowned in displeasure and looked at the large stain on the ground, and then thought that he must have had a hole in the wall pierced by a dart, and looked very unhappily at the ominous blade Caterina who had just come out of the bathroom, dressed in battle clothes.

"I said, Miss Katarina, you have been passing information between Noxus and me since more than a year ago, you don't know my temper, do you? I hate it when people mess with me or get my stuff dirty! I hope you can give me an explanation for this. ”

In the face of Ex's accusation, Caterina, who was carrying two knives, snorted coldly, waved her hand and put away the dart nailed to the milk carton, and shook it vigorously, ignoring Ex's ugly face when she saw the milk stain being thrown on the carpet, she thrust it into her waist again, and wiped it again, and this dart did not know where the famous cold rose of Noxus was hidden.

"Ex, you should ask yourself what you've done!" The Ominous Blade was angry, and the consequences were severe: "Why do you sell weapons to us in Noxus when we are at war with Ionia?" ”

"Because you can make money this way, Miss Caterina with a good father." Ex looked at the milk that had been spilled on the floor, and then at the Ominous Blade, which was probably impossible to help him clean, and finally walked to the bathroom and took out a mop rag to clean it up.

"Isn't it just money?" There was a general, Daddy's Ominous Blade, who had never been worried about such a thing. Even if she has no money for the time being, there will soon be many aristocratic officers who want to confront her father: "As long as you don't sell arms to Ionia anymore, you will have to report as many as you want." ”

"Hehe, naïve!" Ex put away the cleaning tools, looked at a small hole in the wall a little speechlessly, prepared to wait for the decorative lamp to block it, and took out a carton of milk from the refrigerator again: "Do you know how much I can earn by selling this batch of arms to Ionia?" At least half a year's tax on your Noxus! The aristocracy of Ionia had long since been rotten, and it was up to Irelia's brother Zelos to carry the Ionian Free Army on their shoulders, and now it was at its last moment. Do you know what it cost them to be able to ensure that the Ionian flag continues to fly in that land? ”

"What they can give Ionia, so can we in Noxus!" Although he knew that Ionia would do whatever it took to win the war, Noxus had been on a crusade since thirty years ago, and the treasury contained no less collection than Ionia, who had suffered from the scourge of useless nobility.

"Oh, really?" Hearing this, Ex's eyes lit up obviously, and he pointed out: "Can you Noxus really give me the conditions that Ionia has given?" ”

"Of course." As a Noxian, Caterina will not back down at this time: "Say, what conditions did Ionia give you?" ”

"Okay, then you're welcome." Although knowing that Du behind Caterina? It was impossible for General Quekao and Commander Svein to really agree, but Ex still said with a lion mouth, "First of all, five thousand units of magic crystals. ”

"Five thousand units? Why don't you grab it! "Just said the first condition, even Katerina, who has a general's father, is dumbfounded.

After the discovery of the mana crystal, a resource that can generate a stream of magical energy through rough purification, the Valoran continent soon ushered in a wave of rapid development with the mana crystal as the cornerstone. However, although the reserves of magic crystals on the Valoran continent are not small, this kind of resource that takes hundreds of years to form is limited after all, so its value is not low on the continent. One unit of magic crystals costs ten gold coins, a thousand silver coins, or 100,000 copper coins, and Noxus' tax revenue is less than 200,000 gold coins a year.

"How can you sell arms to make money quickly?" Ex rolled his eyes and looked at the surprised Ominous Blade with a smile: "Why, you can't accept the first condition that Ionia gave me?" ”

"Humph!" Caterina glanced at Ex who was sitting on the sofa, and sat down opposite him not to be outdone, and put a pair of long legs set off by brown tight leather pants on the coffee table, revealing a pair of black socks: "Poor agitation, just five thousand units of crystal, is nothing to my big Noxus." Go on, let me see what other conditions Ionia has given. (To be continued.) )