Chapter 200: Commonly known as glass
"No, Boss, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course." Facing the young player in front of him, Meng You smiled and nodded.
"Are you the great god of Mengxi?"
Meng You was suddenly stunned by such a question, then shook his head and smiled bitterly: "That's all rumors, rumors are the least credible, so I hope to ......"
"Oh......" looked disappointed, "I don't think so, forget it." ”
If you don't agree with each other, you will GG.
The scene in front of him made Meng You stunned, just watching this young man turn around and leave, it seemed that it was a sin to waste a second.
Secretly smiled bitterly and shook his head, "Next." ”
The interview went on in an orderly manner.
Bai Dong sat on Meng You's left, also dealing with interviewers one by one.
"Boss, do you have a boyfriend?"
Suddenly asked like this, Bai Dong was also stunned, his eyes subconsciously glanced at Meng You next to him, and then looked at the interviewer, his eyebrows frowned slightly, "This question doesn't seem to be within the scope of the interview, right?" ”
"Don't get me wrong, beautiful boss, I'm just asking by the way, I mean, if you don't have a boyfriend, why don't you see how about me?"
Bai Dong smiled, "Sorry, it's not good." If there are no other problems, you can leave. ”
The man's face immediately wilted, "Then the interview ......"
"Sorry, it didn't pass." Bai Dong didn't even think about it, and made a final decision.
"Don't, beautiful boss, I really want to join Meng Yu'an, be accommodating!"
"I apologize to you for my abruptness just now, can you give it a chance......"
"Ahhh Don't drag me. Alas...... Don't touch me. How can you do this! I'm going to do it if I drag me again......"
There was no need for Meng Yu'an's existing guild members to do anything, and the players in line spontaneously organized themselves and dragged the pestering player out, "Occupy the pit and don't, delay our time, and want to do it, I can't kill you!" ”
Compared with Meng You and Bai Dong's interviews, You Xingyu and them are much more normal. A decent question and answer, and there is hardly any entanglement.
If I had to say that the dialogue was relatively abnormal, I am afraid it would be Andronie.
"Do you call fire out of your mouth? Oh my God, that's the name, do you want to perform acrobatics? ”
Looking at the short male player in front of her, Androni smiled very happily, but looking at the player named Huo Congkou, his face had become quite ugly.
If he didn't want to join the first guild very much, he would probably be angry at the first time, and he directly scolded Androni in his heart.
On the other hand, Androni laughs at other people's names. I didn't have the slightest consciousness of saying the wrong thing, and I frowned and said to myself: "Why don't you speak." Is it mute? It's impossible, even if you're dumb in reality, you can still speak in virtual games! You can't be mentally ill, right? But don't be afraid, you've found the right person this time, I know a lot of well-known psychologists, find a time to ask him to help you see it online...... Oh, hey, don't go...... No way! How can you scold people, I'm all for your good!! ”
Sweeping Hell and You Xingyu, who were sitting next to him, said that it was really Alexander to be so close to this idiot!
With the passage of time, the interview of 3,000 people has ended for 1,000 people.
Among the 1,000 people, only 300 passed, most of them swept through the hell and the star shower, while the remaining three, the success rate was really low and a little terrifying.
Among them, the lowest chance of interview is not Androni, who is funny, nor Bai Dong, who has been entangled by love, but someone.
Meng You is really depressed now, but whenever he queues up for an interview, the first sentence is often the familiar tone, "Are you Meng Xi?" ”
What's even worse is that after shaking his head, these people are all full of loss, and even scolded themselves unceremoniously, among which the word "liar" has the highest chance of appearing, but he can't get angry at all.
"Who am I messing with?"
The dignified operation of the top of the god, but now he is extremely distressed in his heart, but he has to continue to face his next interviewer, and he is ready to be scolded in his heart.
Zhu Dajie is the name of the next interviewer.
Indeed, the person who came is really "big", Meng You means that the head is really big, although it is not as old as the ageless protagonist in a classic children's cartoon, but if it is cloudy and rainy, maybe there will really be no need to use an umbrella and not wet clothes.
Of course, this is just an exaggerated analogy, although this person's name is "Zhu Dajie", but in addition to the head, he is more than 1.8 meters tall, and his body is not fat at all, and he looks very well-proportioned.
As for whether it was deliberately adjusted in the game, it is unknown.
"Then it's Da Guo (this big brother), kiss lightly (excuse me), are you dead Aunt Xi (are you the god of Mengxi)?" Zhu Dajie said.
A pure Shandong flavor.
This guy should be glad that he didn't go to Androni's for an interview, otherwise he might not have been said to be like this.
Of course, Meng You would not laugh at other people's dialects, but after understanding what the other party said, his face was completely full of bitterness.
finally thought that someone who didn't ask himself if he was Mengxi's problem, but it turned out to be a different trick to ask, why is his life so bitter?
"I'm sorry, this brother, I'm not the aunt you call me, I'm sorry to disappoint you......" Meng You shook his head and said.
"Of course you don't die, I'll think about it, are you Aunt Mengxi?" Zhu Dajie also shook his head, looking very serious.
"......" Meng You felt that he was completely messy, and he felt a little unable to find the north, "This brother, I don't know what you mean, there is a function of automatic translation into Mandarin in the game, can you turn it on?" ”
"Oh, it's gone!" Zhu Dajie nodded hurriedly, and after a while, he said: "Big brother, I mean, are you really the top of the human operation god, the legendary Mengxi God in the game world?" ”
is so standard that it can't be more standard Mandarin, Meng You's heart immediately brightened.
So much so that when I heard this extremely familiar question again, I didn't feel disgusted.
It's amazing.
"I can tell you very clearly, I'm not." Meng You patiently explained: "So, if this brother is here for Meng Xi, then I'm really sorry for disappointing you." ”
After all, Meng You was ready for any situation, so that he would not be depressed or angry.
"That's great!" Zhu Dajie suddenly shouted excitedly: "I'm really afraid that you are really the god of Mengxi, since you are not, I am relieved, no matter what, please Mr. Wumeng must add me to the club, Dajie should be grateful!" ”
After that, he hugged his fists decently, making him look like a person in the rivers and lakes.
At this moment, Meng You was dumbfounded, it seemed that a plot outside the script had happened?
You must know that this player named Zhu Dajie is simply too different from the previous situation, too abrupt!
What exactly is the situation?
"This brother, I don't quite understand, why is this happening, listening to the tone, it seems that there is no grudge against Meng Xi?" Meng You really couldn't stand the curiosity in his heart, and wanted to know, why did this person know that he was not Meng Xihou, but he became happy?
"It's a secret! The game I used to play, because I accidentally said the wrong thing, it seemed to slander the god of Mengxi, but it was constantly hunted down by the fans of the god of Mengxi, and finally I didn't dare to play that game anymore, and I was also afraid of being killed...... "Zhu Dajie said ashamedly.
"I see. But listen to you, it seems that you don't hate him? Meng You nodded, listening to the tragic experience of this pig Dajie, it was all because of himself, and he was really a little ashamed in his heart.
Meng You can't deny that in his heyday, the entire game circle was like the Great Revolution nearly a hundred years ago, as long as someone said that he was not, it was even more critical than the Criticism Conference, and the situation of the victims was not exaggerated.
Fortunately, this situation has improved significantly with the passage of time, coupled with Meng You's gradual fading out in the game circle.
However, saying a thousand things and ten thousand, I still indirectly caused a lot of unforgivable mistakes indirectly, which is a fact and cannot be denied.
"Hate? Don't tease big brother, he is the pride of our Chinese players! Maybe he will hate when he is hunted down, but after so many years, he doesn't hate anymore, he is my idol! Zhu Dajie smiled heartily, his eyes radiating a scorching light.
When Meng You heard this, he was moved in his heart, needless to say, although the second half of his game career was bumpy, he had no regrets in his life to have so many lovely fans!
Immediately, Meng You made up his mind to make this Zhu Dajie interview successful, after all, it is reasonable to make up for his mistakes first, and it is also to make up for the mistakes he made unintentionally back then.
However, there was a question that Meng You still didn't understand, so he could only ask puzzledly: "Since you like him so much, why are you so happy because I'm not him?" By the way, what bad things did you say about him back then? ”
"Uh...... Big brother, you just want to know? Zhu Dajie looked embarrassed.
"Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, after all, it's all the old yellow calendar." Meng You smiled generously.
"That...... Actually, it's nothing, it's been so long, since you want to know so much, big brother, then I might as well obey my fate. ”
"But it doesn't hurt to say it." Meng You's smile was peaceful.
"I'm afraid that the biggest reason why you are the great god of Mengxi, big brother, is that I questioned it at the beginning, and the great god of Mengxi is ...... He may be a GAY...... Commonly known as glass ......"
After speaking, Zhu Dajie's face was already embarrassed. (To be continued.) )
PS: 200 chapters hehe, the fattening should be killed, right? In other words, in this chapter, Bajie actually wrote his own doppelganger...... Shame, shame!