Chapter 65: About the Headlines
After a night, as soon as Chen Yu opened his eyes after eating Ning Shen Dan and falling asleep, he found that he was sitting in a circle on the side of the bed, holding breakfast, towels, and washing water in his hands...... 's sister.
"Uh...... I'm not sick enough to take care of myself. Chen Yu straightened up and sat up, and said with a speechless face.
"Don't be reckless, just be taken care of by us." Xin Ning first dipped the towel in the warm water held by the sundae girl with the towel in her hand, and then leaned over to Chen Yu and wiped his face by herself.
Hearing Xinning's words, the rest of the girls also nodded in agreement.
"Huh!? Actually, I just can't use my mental power to hit people in the past few months, well~~ But since you have such a strong request, then I will reluctantly cooperate with you. Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then put on a comfortable posture and began to enjoy Xinning's benefits with peace of mind.
"Huh!? Sister, is what the master said true? Seeing Chen Yu's look of enjoyment, Xinning couldn't help but look up at Li Yao curiously and asked
Sister Li Yao stretched out her jade hand and put it on the top of Chen Yu's head in disbelief, silently closed her eyes and sensed it with her mental power. After a few minutes, she opened her eyes and nodded at Xinning: "That's right, it doesn't affect your daily life." ”
"Oh yes!" After getting Liyao's affirmative reply, Xinning directly slapped the towel in her hand on Chen Yu's face, "Master, wipe your face yourself, Sister Liyao and I will go to breakfast first." Bye-bye~~" Then he turned around and left the room, leaving only Chen Yu with a heroic back.
"Well, Tatsuyu-kun, then I'm going to have breakfast too!"
"Master, you're really, delaying me by an hour to read the book!"
"Honey, then I'll go back to touch up my makeup~~"
"Damn! Nima, I'm such a!! In the blink of an eye, a room full of girls left, leaving Chen Yu, who had not yet reacted, lying on the bed messy......
There was no way, and in the end, Chen Yu had to continue to be self-reliant. After a simple scrubbing, I completed my daily tasks. Then Tatsuha went to the restaurant on the St. Annou, ready to treat himself to a good meal.
As soon as he arrived at the restaurant, Tatsuha found that the people in the restaurant were all looking at him with adoring eyes. Among them, there are a few beautiful girls, and they are sending autumn waves to themselves. Praise words such as "hero" and "handsome" kept drilling into his ears.
Chen Yu, who used to rely on pit abduction and deception to fool people, was the first to be sincerely worshiped by so many people. I couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, and I was even more out of control when I pretended to be forced.
I saw Chen Yu's cold face, and in the face of everyone's praise, he nodded politely in response; Facing the girls Qiubo, although he was already excited in his heart, he looked at Li Yao and them sitting in the corner, and he had no choice but to insist on not changing his face.
After gently clearing away the unknown and truth-mongering people with his hands, Chen Yu sat down beside the Yao sisters. Under the powerful aura of Li Yao and them, everyone who was originally excited had no choice but to retreat to their own positions.
"Eh, hey~~ Honey, how's it going? Now master, am I very good? I'm going to make headlines today! When there were no outsiders at the scene, Chen Yu immediately revealed his true form, and his face was full of pride.
"Oh? Tatsuyu-kun, are you sure? Li Yao was too lazy to deal with Chen Yu, but Xiao Xia had a strange face, and couldn't help but answer.
Seeing the girls at the table, only Xiaoxia was willing to take care of herself, Chen Yu hurriedly nodded and affirmed: "Of course!" If you don't believe us, we'll watch today's news in a moment! If not, I'll eat today's newspaper! ”
Xiaoxia's face was strange, and she wanted to speak and stopped: "Uh...... Chen Yujun, why don't you have breakfast first, we'll talk about this later. ”
Seeing that the girls didn't react violently, Chen Yu secretly made up his mind to prove himself with facts - how bad he was!
After breakfast, Chen Yu firmly asked everyone to read today's newspaper with him. It's a pity that except for Xiao Zhi and Xiao Gang, the attitude of the girls is not very positive, and Li Yao and Xin Ning went directly back to the crystal space to practice.
Taking Ash and them to the VIP lounge of the St. Annu, Tatsuha reached out and took out a few copies of the day's Daily Alliance from the teleporter, only to see that it read:
Headlines!!
At 8 o'clock yesterday evening, a man in the gold city accidentally stuck "Ding Ding" in a hotel at the mouth of a tree tea drink bottle, and after coming to the hospital, because the medical scissors could not cut off the bottle mouth, and finally dispatched the main force of the local fire brigade giant tong crab, and finally succeeded in liberating the man's "Ding Ding" after the slight manipulation with fierce tongs.
Afterwards, the man was silent as to why "Ding Ding" was stuck in the mouth of the small tree tea bottle......
Seeing that Xiao Zhi and the others wanted to laugh and tried to hold back, Chen Yu said with embarrassment: "Ahem, the reason for this is obvious, but think about it, the place where the incident happened is in the hotel, this guy would rather use a drink bottle than find a young lady, what a principled good man, this is adding positive energy to the society!" …… Therefore, my heroic deeds are placed in the second article, which is also understandable! ”
......After talking a bunch of nonsense, Chen Yu secretly sighed in his heart, but ......
"Poof~~ Tatsuba-kun, you see this is the second ......" Ash put the newspaper in front of Tatsuha's eyes and directly mended the knife.
I saw this one written under the headline:
Anecdote!
Recently, a man in Ziyuan City accidentally stuffed a 15-centimeter-long carrot into a chrysanthemum, and as a result, he slipped into the intestines, he couldn't sit at home, the pain was so painful, he cried, and finally after several proctologists fought for an hour, he successfully pulled it out
Follow-up: As for why the man stuffed the carrot into the chrysanthemum, no one asked......
[I rub it!!! Nima!! I don't believe it, and neither is the third one! Seeing this, Chen Yu's heart was already furious, and he continued to look down without giving up......
Together!
Finally, I want to say, that gold city friend, if you don't mind, you can contact this friend in Ziyuan City, I think you two can become [good friends] for life, and you will not encounter this embarrassing situation in the future.
――This article is provided by [Pokémon.com]......
[Nima, ahhhh If you don't give me the headlines, it doesn't matter, I don't even have a share of the third child! 】(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻
At this time, Tatsu Yu finally couldn't control the alpaca in his heart anymore!! With a dark face, he crumpled the newspaper in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth. Then with a doggy expression, he looked at Ash, who was already rolling on the ground with a smile......
"Hahaha, Tatsuyu-kun, I warned you a long time ago! Poof~~ You must know that this matter involves the Damu family, and it will definitely not make headlines. Xiao Xia bent over and covered her stomach and explained.
"But, Junsha......"
"Poof~~ My dear, the Junsha family doesn't watch the news, and they are all righteous fools. You believe her in this matter, you really believe the wrong person. The Oki family will not let their scandal be known to the public. At this time, the happy sundae girl also added on the side...... Chen Yu had a black face, and he gritted his teeth in his heart [Dr. Oki, you remember for me!!] 】
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