"Mom, Li Xue, Sister Rem, I'm thirsty!"

If anyone had been able to come to my room at this time, he would have seen a fat pig covered in bandages that looked almost ready to be slaughtered in the mansion of the so-called First Duke of Mankind.

It may be that the fat pig seems to be a little excessive, after all, my weight has not reached the level of Zhou Shuai at least.

If I had to describe it in one word, it would be the character I would most like to be.

There are only three words for this word, that is: dead fat house!

Well, I didn't die, and even said that I lived the day when I had always wanted to be clothed to reach out and open my mouth.

According to Li Xue, Zhou Shuai and Teacher Joan of Arc when they came to visit me later, after I was beaten away by a mallet (which can only be regarded as a mallet), I was indeed dying, if it weren't for some of the water magic that Li Xue was good at that could be used for healing, maybe I really wouldn't be able to.

It's also my luck, this time it was my sister, who wasn't cute at all, who saved my life.

Later, when I returned home, the doctor's diagnosis was very direct, the ribs were broken several but did not insert the heart or other important organs, and other internal organs were also seriously traumatized, and the bones of the right hand were also broken when I fell, and there were countless contusions all over the body.

To put it simply, I was almost mummified when I got home.

Now it has been a month since I went on vacation, and under the extremely serious care of my mother and the scientific pig raising who doesn't know what medicine to give me every day, bah! is under the care and treatment, most of the bandages on my body have been almost removed, and I am still left with a thick plaster cast and bandage wrapped around my right hand.

I have to say that even if this world is mechanically backward, the medical methods of this world are even better than the world where I became a doctor before I was reborn.

Maybe it's because the people of this world are too capable of death?

That's why the treatment is so powerful.

The culprit of my injury, the goblin, didn't end much better.

It is said that it seems to have been taken away by Isabella as a brand new magical beast and sliced and studied.

Of course, none of that has anything to do with me.

My concern is why this goblin is like this.

For this reason, I asked Joan of Arc to ask Ms. Isabella, and the answer I got was also a rough guess from Ms. Isabella.

According to Teacher Isabella's guess, this goblin may have eaten too much human-based food because of the village chief, and even included a lot of cultivators, causing this goblin to have a great benign mutation, and its height and strength are the biggest proof.

And its relationship with the old village chief, according to Teacher Isabella's speculation, the old village chief may have really fallen in love with this goblin because of a mental illness that the victim relied on, but this goblin and the old village chief are in a cooperative relationship.

According to current research, the goblin has even evolved the ability to heal from injuries by devouring creatures, and it may have been the way he usually eats by "protecting" the old village chief.

Personally, I didn't want to admit it, after all, I really thought their cross-species, cross-gender love was so touching that I almost hung there like a fool.

However, if Seon loses his horse, he will not know whether it is a blessing.

It was because of this injury that I finally lived the life I wanted to be.

Now I'm just on the way to stretch out my hands, open my mouth for food, and drink saliva to be fed!

Although not being able to move did make me a little depressed.

But it is undeniable that this kind of life is really cool!

There is no black-bellied Lingda director, there is no zombie face with zombies, and my sister is finally no longer a brother, and she is coquettish and cute every day as if she is mentally ill.

I used to think I didn't have anything to do with this kind of life!

Even now that the bandages on my body were almost removed, I just lay on the bed and shouted, and soon the door opened.

Well, this time it was my sister who came with water.

Then I lay on the bed like an uncle and waited for Li Xue.

Li Xue pouted and came to me and handed me the water, then sat down next to me and said with some dissatisfaction: "Brother, aren't you all right?

Forehead..... Just finished saying that you were coquettish and cute, and you just slapped me in the face like this, is it really okay?

Even if I don't remember the villain, the prime minister's stomach can support the boat, and my face is thicker than the city wall, of course I don't care about Li Xue's words, I took the water that Li Xue brought and drank it gently, then sat up and leaned back, and finally comfortably leaned my back on the soft cushion behind me.

Well, cool.

I smiled comfortably, "Isn't there still an internal injury? What's wrong? I see you're not happy today." ”

Oh yes, my sister hasn't been going to school much in recent days to take care of her, after all, our school has nothing to do with the school holidays and time, you can have a vacation when you finish it, and if you can't finish it, you will keep going to class, which is also a major feature of the Human Federation School.

The seniors I once admired even achieved the feat of not taking a vacation at school for 10 years.

It's just a role model for me and other scumbags.

But these have nothing to do with my school-winning sister.

Needless to say, the degree of tacit understanding between me and Li Xue is needless to say, today I really feel that Li Xue is in a bad mood.

"Hmph!" Li Xue snorted lightly in the face of my question, turning her head, obviously too lazy to take care of me.

In the face of Li Xue like this, I have a lot of ways, don't think that I have been resting for almost a month, and I am really recuperating from my injuries every day, and I have made a small profit recently.

I couldn't touch Li Xue's hair with a bandage on my right hand, so I said directly to Li Xue: "Say it well, and my brother will take you out to play after speaking." ”

Then Li Xue looked at me with a surprised look on her face and exclaimed, "Brother, don't you have internal injuries, how can you still go out to play?"

Really, Li Xue, if there is an Oscar for Best Female Pig's Feet, I will definitely award it to you.

I still haven't learned how you can switch between expressions seamlessly.

Just when I was about to collapse, Li Xue suddenly leaned her head on my right hand, which was still in a plaster, and said softly: "Brother, Ling'er has ignored me for almost a month, and she doesn't come to school, I don't know what's wrong?" ”

Hey?

My eyes suddenly lit up, and I said, "If you don't mention Ling'er, I'll forget about her." I haven't seen her for a long time, what's wrong with her?

Then I was pinched by Li Xue, and Li Xue said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense! Ling'er once said that the person she wants to like must be a strong man with a chivalrous heart, how can there be a girl like you." ”

"Although I admit that you are right, girl, is it really good for you not to save face for your brother like this?" pinched Li Xue's nose, and I was also a little puzzled.

How can I say that I was injured because I helped Su Ling'er, to be reasonable, even Ling Youhan took the time to come and see me, and I didn't come here to help people.

If Li Xue hadn't suddenly told me like this today, I would have almost forgotten her.

This is indeed a bit unreasonable.

Anyway, after taking so many big tonics and lying on the bed for so long, if I don't move anymore, it will rust, my left hand touched Li Xue's hair, I smiled at Li Xue and said, "Let's go, take you out to play, and go find Ling'er by the way." ”

Li Xue raised her head, looked at the mentally retarded expression and said: "Brother, even if you can go out, do you think our mother can let you out? Oh, that's right, our mom broke the record this time, and our dad was beaten into a floating 16 combo this time, I think you better stop. ”

Forehead..... It seems to be true.

This time I was hurt as if my mother was the most angry, pity the parents of the world, although I was not very treated by my father, but my mother still loved me very much.

If it was usual, I would have to go out, but this time Li Xue suddenly told me about Su Ling'er, which also made me feel a thorn in my heart.

It's quite uncomfortable not to go out for a while.

I sat up and thought about it for a long time, and then my mind suddenly opened!

"There is!" I said to Li Xue: "Hurry up and change your clothes, and then go with me, you will definitely be able to hide from my mother." Just don't wear a skirt, it's easy to get dirty!"

Li Xue deserves to be my sister, and her eyes lit up after listening to me, and she asked, "That's what you are talking about?"

I nodded hurriedly and urged, "That's it, hurry up and change your clothes." ”

"Uh-huh. Li Xue nodded excitedly, and trotted all the way out.

I roughly estimated the time, with a smile on my lips, quickly found the clothes that the doctor could easily wear from the closet, put them on with one hand as fast as I could, then unfolded the quilt, and put a doll about the height of me into the quilt, and then wrote a crooked note "I'm out" under the side of the doll facing the bed.

This process is smooth, otherwise I would have dragged on for a year to go to school under my father's high-pressure policy.

After doing all this, I quietly left the room and rolled out the window to the courtyard, and then quietly came to the corner of the courtyard.

Waiting for Li Xue to come over, Li Xue's small magic pushed and a semicircular hole appeared on the wall.

This hole is full of various important characters in various film and television dramas.

It can escape, it can advance the plot, and it can even solve a fight.

That's what the legend says: the dog hole!

Although I didn't want to admit that it was called, I kept rolling and crawling from this as an escape route from my father's beatings, and when I came out, I saw Li Xue jump out of the yard with a jump.

Well, it's very cultivator.

I didn't have time to complain about anything, so I grabbed Li Xue with my left hand and ran.

Mom, I'm sorry, son, go and come back quickly, don't find out.