Chapter 2 Pretending to be a ghost

"The female donor is polite, the poor monk is a monk of Jinguang Temple, the road is too much, restless, pinching his fingers, and finding that the female donor will provoke the ghost in the last two days, if you don't drive it away in time, the consequences will be unimaginable." Liu Peng folded his hands and said Yu Cheng.

The middle-aged woman put down the movements in her hand and said cooperatively: "Please also ask the master to do the work to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits for the people's women." ”

Liu Peng didn't notice the forced smile in the corner of her eyes, thinking that the other party was moved by her sincerity.

"Female donor, please rest assured, there are poor monks, all demons and monsters, as many as they come."

"Ask the master to cast a spell." The middle-aged woman urged again.

Liu Peng was proud in his heart, with our genius IQ, fooling a countryman who had never seen the world to eat a meal was not easy to catch.

"Gollum!" The stomach was very cooperative and screamed. Liu Peng was ashamed and said: "In order to educate the world and return the world to a bright and prosperous world, the poor monks came down from the Jinguang Temple and ran for three days and three nights in a row, driving away countless demons and monsters, and saving hundreds of people from dire straits. For three days, the poor monk has been fighting with demons and monsters, and he has never eaten a grain of rice, which is really ashamed! ”

The middle-aged woman said, "Is the master hungry?" Want to break the fast? ”

As soon as Liu Peng heard this, he secretly said that the other party was very good, and when he finished eating, he was pretending to be a ghost, and he also had to use his two hands to exorcise the demon ** to drive away the surrounding yin qi.

"Haha......" The middle-aged woman crossed her hands on her waist and said arrogantly: "Get out!" Stinky bald donkey, pretending to be a fool and eating and drinking, actually deceived the old lady, the master, come out and teach this liar a lesson! ”

Liu Peng saw that the situation was not good, and immediately ran wildly**, and before she could react, she ran away without a trace.

Under a big tree, holding the body of the tree, he scolded: "These guys are so stubborn! Isn't it just a fasting meal? Can you use it so roughly? If you don't give it, forget it, and even ask a man to come out and beat me! Nima's, it's really angry. ”

Before Liu Peng could calm down, a large number of adult strong men suddenly rushed out of the village, and they chased after them from both sides with farm tools fiercely.

"it!" Liu Peng's heart was full of 10,000 grass and mud horses.

Glancing left and right, the escape roads on the east and west sides had been blocked. As for the north and south, they are all dead ends, and there is no escape at all.

Looking at this big tree, Liu Peng gritted his teeth and said secretly, the Buddha is all lost here today. The movements of his subordinates are not slow at all, and they are reborn once, although they have forgotten the mastery they learned in their previous lives, but all kinds of combat skills are still there.

Although the big tree in front of him is very thick, as thick as three adult strong men hugging each other, it is estimated that it is difficult for others to climb up, but for him, there is no problem at all.

Three times five divided by two, picked up the shabby monk's robe with patches, hugged the big tree, and climbed up with his hands and feet.

"Whew." climbed all the way to the top, and then I breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

"Fruit?"

Liu Peng's eyes lit up, he was hungry for a long time, he wasted so much effort, and he was almost beaten.

Nothing at all. Unexpectedly, I was forced to climb a big tree helplessly, and lunch came, this is the feeling that happiness came too suddenly?

"Well, it's delicious, there's so much water."

Ignoring the vicious villagers below, he picked the fruits and ate them one by one. Soon, the fruit that grew in the leaves at the top of the tree was wiped out by him.

The villagers below were furious, and two days ago a monk who claimed to be a monk from Jinguang Temple came.

I thought that this master could break the evil spirit in the village, but I didn't expect that the evil spirit was not only not broken, but more prosperous, just last night, the delicate daughter-in-law of Li Er and Niu San's family was snatched away by the evil ghosts.

In the past, this was not nothing, and an average of a delicate daughter-in-law was lost a month, so as long as there was a beautiful girl at home, the villagers were always worried at night, even if they didn't sleep and kept watching, they would always disappear inexplicably at dawn.

No, the monk of Jinguang Temple came, and the villagers who had been living in the dark were like seeing the dawn.

Especially the other party also claims to be a master of catching ghosts and subduing demons, a body of mana is earth-shattering, what big ghosts, small ghosts, demons and evil things, as long as he dares to appear, a samadhi real fire will be shot out, and he will be wiped out.

For the safety of his own family, the villagers took out the best food in the family to entertain him, and even a middle-aged aunt enthusiastically recommended herself to the pillow, the purpose is to let the master show more real skills when catching ghosts.

The first two days were okay, under the master's spell, the village had been peaceful, until last night, Li Er and Niu San's daughter-in-law who had just entered the door was less than a month, and they disappeared alive, and the anger of the villagers suddenly came out.

This morning, the so-called master has been caught by them, and three fists inside and outside are tied into a big rice dumpling, ready to be sacrificed to the evil ghosts.

Who would have thought that the old guy was hiding a helper.

Fortunately, Li Er reminded him in time, otherwise, without knowing the details, everyone would definitely suffer again.

"Stinky bald donkey, you come down for Lao Tzu! Otherwise, Lao Tzu would have demolished the tree. ”

"Dead bald donkey, you liar, you return my daughter-in-law."

……

Liu Peng was stunned by the words of the villagers, the front is easy to understand, the Buddha came to cheat and eat and drink, and the scolding is okay, what does it mean in the back?

Although the Buddha cultivated the Yin and Yang Avenue, but just went down the mountain today, I haven't seen what your daughter-in-law looks like, so I asked the Buddha to return your daughter-in-law, girl, look at your five big and three rough appearance, your daughter-in-law can't see where to go, either the Ruyi with a big waist or the ugly Sister Feng.

"Stinky bald donkey, if you don't come down again, Lao Tzu will slaughter the old monk."

Liu Peng's eyes lit up, and the old monk was really here. It seems that he is having a bad time.

After eating more than a dozen fruits, his stomach has been filled, and he is full of energy, although he has no internal strength, but dealing with these guys with god-level operation skills in his previous life is completely abusing vegetables.

Liu Peng said: "My Buddha is merciful, and the poor monks feel that the yin qi here is too heavy, and there are evil things here, so they have come to temper them, and they are waiting for a bright future." It seems that you have been lost in your mind by evil things, and in this case, the poor monks first let you and others recover their senses. ”

Grabbing the trunk of the tree with both hands into claws, it landed on the ground cleanly and chicly.

I don't know which villager took the lead, holding a flat pole and smashing it towards the bald scoop, if it was smashed solid, it would be strange if it didn't bloom.

"Stubborn!"

Liu Peng moved to the left, grabbed his shoulder, buckled it hard, and with a click, the strong man lay on the ground in pain and lost his combat effectiveness.

"Let's go up together and kill this stinky monk." One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and more than 30 villagers rushed towards Liu Peng angrily.