Volume 3 The Cradle of the Chicks Chapter 18 Officially Formed!
"Bunnies! Drink and go! ”
Lasis is very casual in a sentence that adjusts the tone of the "boss" to the present, although he used to team up with Ace or push the time forward, in the back of the small days when he was still bouncing on Kolber Mountain, Lasis who turned his head fast has always existed as the core of the team, but it has never been as justified as now, Ace and Luffy, the brothers who swore as children are not as deep as the black tones of Luo, but they are not easy to condescend to the lord, Lasthis, who has a large voice, is more like a dog-headed military advisor, mostly suggestions.
The roadside stall introduced by Liu Bang is not big, and there are three somewhat shabby wooden tables around the stall, more than a dozen small stools stacked together, the business is booming, the three tables have customers who are flushed with alcohol, shaking the wine glasses in their hands, the men and women are not lively, even if there are a few crows with a bad reputation among the young men of the insect family, they have not thought of using the name of the crow that has been stinky to drive away by force, but they are slightly disappointed, But I didn't expect that the group of happy diners looked up and saw them as if they were ghosts, and the wine also woke up for most of the time, and hurriedly checked out and left, and walked clean in an instant, which made the young men of the insect family so embarrassed, and there was a sense of grievance that he was a good person but had nowhere to appeal, and Lacis, who walked side by side with Liu Bang, said sadly: "Ah! The student girl is gone! Lao Tzu is also ready to meet a beautiful love story, it's all your fault! It's okay to shave your bald head! ”
Lasis complained that Liu Bang's words fell into the ears of the fat man behind, and the fat man said weakly: "It seems that it has nothing to do with whether it is bald or not, right?" Obviously because your two scarred faces with wounds are so lethal......"
The person who was complained about didn't say anything, he smiled, because he scared the guests away and affected the business, so he ran to say hello to the boss, and by the way, he hadn't been back for 7 or 8 years.
"Good smoke!" The middle-aged man who was the stall owner lit a cigarette, only took a puff and sighed, and the little boss, who might never smoke a puff in his life, cautiously asked: "This costs a lot of money, right?" ”
The middle-aged man looks quite simple and honest, at least for Lacis's first impression.
The rugged-looking Liu Bang rarely showed an expression that only a child can have, scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "This is not mine, how can I have such high-end goods, one of us is the grandson of a high-ranking naval officer, I just asked to borrow flowers and offer Buddha." ”
The boss, who had been reluctant to remove the cigarette butt from his mouth, finally stopped spitting, his face was full of worry for a moment, and the boss asked, "Your voice?" ”
Liu Bang replied honestly: "During a pursuit, the vocal cords were accidentally injured. ”
The honest boss often said: "Don't be too long-winded with the elders, you have to be careful next time, we have to talk about who will be the most promising in the future on this island, except for you, there is only the kid who rolls up in the temple, seriously, in fact, if you think about it carefully, it is not good to be an ordinary person on the island, and live a life with peace of mind, why do you have to run to the sea to live a life of fighting and killing, there is a day of no tomorrow today?" ”
Not knowing how to answer this question, Liu Bang suddenly remembered Lacis's self-deprecation, and Liu Bang cracked his mouth and laughed, revealing white teeth that did not match his rough appearance, "Because we are all fools." ”
With Liu Bang, a ladyboy big man, occupying a corner of the table alone, the young men had no choice but to say hello to the boss, and then put the two tables together, forming a big table, and moved a stool for himself, Lasis casually picked a place to sit down, and placed another one on his left side, patted the stool, saying that he had something to ask, Lasis greeted the fat man heartily and asked him to sit next to him, as for the other side, he was naturally sat by Luo.
"You are all new friends of Little Bear, and we, as elders, won't say anything big, so I'll give you a free order today!" Like the worm mother, it seems that this boss is also a good and honest senior, and the boss's words caused a burst of laughter, especially Lasis was the most happy, "Little bear? Ha! Pooh? ”
"Laugh ass!"
Liu Bang slapped the stage, looking murderous, but it was okay not to say it, but when he said it, with that sissy voice, Lasis and they laughed more and more happily.
The reason why Liu Bang chose here, in addition to being very familiar with the boss, the most important thing is that the style here is more inclined to Heguo and Dragon Island, after all, Durant and the three brothers of the South China Sea are either kendo or martial arts, and they all have some relationship with that side, not to mention the strange existence of Lacis, who is skilled in the incomprehensible square words, as soon as he asked the boss, Lacis's interest was really caught, there are not only rum from the bad street, but also quite rare liquor, sake and other liquor with national characteristics. Only then did I understand why the business here was so good, the boss was a winemaker when he was young, and learned a lot of winemaking skills, and soon became famous in the academic island with the craft of winemaking, the only thing that I wondered was that the business was so hot, but he still stayed in the corner of the roadside, and it seemed that he had no intention of finding a house to open a bar.
Lasis didn't say a word, and didn't care if other people were used to it, he first gave himself a jar of liquor, and didn't want the kind of small bottle specially used to drink liquor, and directly used a big bowl, unexpectedly, in addition to Liu Bang, the remaining few who had not tasted it also expressed strong interest, this is probably a "superhuman" common disease, all have a curiosity comparable to a wild cat, a bowl in front of a person's door, drink bitterly, the only bitter is the fat man Leiter, let alone drink or not, for him, a guy who is used to using knives and forks, Just how to hold the chopsticks is a big problem.
"What's wrong with you?" Luo, who was sitting on the right-hand side, leaned over to Lasis and whispered in his ear, although the seafood on the table was all seafood that he was used to eating, far less valuable than the rare game in the mountains, but fortunately, it tasted good, but Lasis did not touch his chopsticks once except for drinking and drinking.
Lasis did not hide anything when asked, and replied sincerely: "Right hand, right hand has no feeling." ”
"Oh, sure enough, that's normal, you should just get some sleep." Luo, who seemed to have expected it, explained: "Your overloaded fist is not something that can be wielded casually with a mortal body, so it is better to use it sparingly without taking off the CC ring." ”
Lasis nodded, remembering that he had something to ask the fat man, and asked sideways, "By the way, do you know the 'computer' thing?" ”
Holding chopsticks and poking at the shellfish in the bowl, the fat man who was persistent in fighting said with a puzzled face: "'Computer'? What's that? ”
"As one of the sons in law of the Spanda family, you should know something about the government's Ministry of Science and Technology's 'Humanoid Mobile Weapon Project', right?" Lowering his voice and talking about a confidential topic that only children at the highest level could know, Lassis explained, "I've heard that there are already test subjects who can move normally, and what I'm talking about is to make up all sorts of instructions for the test subjects. ”
The fat man suddenly realized: "Oh! You're talking about terminals! I have one at home, and my brother doesn't know where to get it for me to kill time, it's not interesting, it's not that an expert can't get it at all. ”
"If you leave the dust, bring it here."
"Okay, I'll make a call when I get back and ask my brother to send someone over." is also a princeling, but in terms of family background, as a lieutenant general, and with the title of "hero", Karp is obviously much more domineering than his old man, probably afraid that he will annoy this thin tiger, and the fat man took a preventive shot in advance: "First of all, my one is the most old-fashioned, and it is a secondary product that was eliminated because it could not meet the needs of the experiment during the experiment, and it is not easy to use, don't come to me!" ”
"No problem, I'm just playing around when I'm bored."
After three rounds of drinking, the boys found out that the most cheating father was Luo, although the fat man said that he couldn't drink it in vain, but he still gritted his teeth and took two sips, Luo simply didn't drink a drop of wine, the fat man who was excited was unhappy, and he shouted with the catalytic effect of alcohol, Luo Youyou said that he didn't drink, drinking would mess up his temperament, and he wanted to kill people if he messed up, the fat man immediately shut up, or Lasis was domineering enough, and enough face, poured a bowl, put it in front of Luo, and drank it neatly! If you're crazy, I'll throw you into the sea, and let the fat man fish you out, Luo stared at Lacis, and Lasis stared at him, and finally Luo chose to back down again, and picked up the bowl in front of him, Lasis smiled, and also picked it up, held it high in the air, looked around, and announced: "After drinking this bowl of wine, we are a real family, and we are 'brothers' on the same line!" ”
After speaking, he raised his head and took the lead in doing it.
The remaining seven people drank at the same time, and even the fat man held his breath and played a very challenging sip, although he knew exactly what the consequences would be for him.
In this way, the thirteenth generation of the "Worm Family" was officially formed, perhaps this generation is not the strongest generation, but historians agree that this is the generation with the greatest influence on the world.