Chapter 284: Kissing
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Jinwangfu, a relatively high-end Western restaurant in Karamay, is richly decorated and noble, and has the style of a Western court. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In the restaurant, there are all independent private rooms, and there are no loose seats, and each private room has its own independent style!
The goddess of Hera, the king of Apollo, the god of war of Ares... Zeus, the king of the gods!
Zhou Yuding's private room is the Ares God of War room, in the room, there are oil paintings of the god of war Ares, at the same time, there are burning fires in the room, there are warriors who fought bravely, and there are paintings of spears, swords and other weapons!
Yuan Dongshuai was wearing a casual suit, tied a newly bought belt, stepped on black casual leather shoes, and wore a bowler hat, standing at the gate of the Golden Palace, very gentlemanly, and Zhou Yu, who was dressed casually, greeted the arrival of friends!
At half past five, Alimu came to the door of the Jin Wangfu, saw the well-dressed Yuan Dongshuai, and said with a smile: "Dongzi, very energetic!" ”
"That's it, our group celebrates the Spring Festival today! I've got to be formal! Yuan Dongshuai said with a loud voice.
As soon as Yuan Dongshuai opened his mouth, he exposed the essence of the big boss, Alimu shook his head, and followed Yuan Dongshuai towards the Ares God of War.
At five forty, Murthy and Bi Jing came hand in hand, Yuan Dongshuai politely took off the bowler hat, put the hat on his chest, and bowed: "Wood, Miss Bi, welcome to the Golden Palace!" ”
Facing Bi Jing, Yuan Dongshuai didn't dare to expose his coarse nature, and very politely guided Bi Jing and Murty to go to the Ares God of War.
At five fifty, Xiao Zhiyong came to the Golden Palace, Yuan Dongshuai walked over with a smile and punched Xiao Zhiyong: "The restaurant refuses to bring its own drinks!" ”
"Don't care about these broken rules, my red wine is not only brought by itself, but also brewed by itself, so it tastes good!" Xiao Zhiyong said proudly.
Yuan Dongshuai laughed, he didn't take this unreasonable rule in his eyes, put his arm around Xiao Zhiyong, and walked towards the Iris God of War.
At six o'clock, Hong Baren stepped on the point and came to the Jinwang Mansion, Yuan Dongshuai and Zhou Yu hugged him, hugged Hong Baren, Zhou Yu said: "Hong Ba Cheetah, you are late, later, you will punish yourself for three cups!" ”
"No problem, let alone self-punishment for three cups, even if I punish myself for one bottle, I have no problem!" Hong Baren's amount of wine is not small, and he said heroically.
"Zhou Yu, wait a while and ask the waiter to take a bottle of one-pound two-pot head, I think, Hong Baren can be bored in one bite!" Yuan Dongshuai said with a serious expression.
"Crazy, don't bring such a play, prepare me a pound of two-pot head, after I drink it, I should go to the hospital, I don't want to spend the New Year in the hospital!" Hong Baren admits it, there is no way not to admit it, the second pot head belched, and the liquor belched at more than 60 degrees! Even a liquor belch that has reached 70 degrees, drinking it is not much different from drinking pure alcohol! Drinking it is equivalent to finding death!
Yuan Dongshuai, Zhou Yu, Hong Baren, the three of them walked side by side into the Ares God of War!
In the private room, Zhou Yutong was talking to Alimu, Xiao Zhiyong, Bi Jing, and Murthy in the room: "Last night's sketch "Happy Street" was very good! I'm almost laughing and cramping! ”
"I'm laughing and cramping, too! The street aunt played by Feng Lili has too much damage to her mouth, and her little ears are about to be scolded and cried by her! Bi Jing agreed.
Alimu said: "I also watched this sketch, but fortunately it is the end of great unity!" ”
Xiao Zhiyong said: "This sketch is good, but the cross talk of the Cloud Pattern Club is still better-looking!" ”
Bi Jing said in a huff: "The cross talk of the Cloud Pattern Club is too exaggerated!" I don't like it! ”
Xiao Zhiyong sneered and said: "Miss Bi, I see, you don't know cross talk at all, cross talk pays attention to talking and singing, this cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala, the word "say" is used to the extreme, the performance is exaggerated, and it is also reasonable, not exaggerated, how can you make the audience laugh?" ”
"Cut! I don't like it anyway! Bi Jing began to use the privileges of girls to make her petty.
When Xiao Zhiyong was about to continue to persuade Bi Jing, Yuan Dongshuai began to be courteous: "Old Xiao, don't say it, Miss Bi and we don't like cross talk!" ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yuan Dongshuai's voice fell, Bi Jing said sharply: "Get out of the way, who doesn't like cross talk?" I don't want to mention how much I like cross talk, only you, a big boss, don't like cross talk. ”
Yuan Dongshuai closed his mouth depressedly, everyone laughed, they just like to see Yuan Dongshuai deflated, because on the court, Yuan Dongshuai is very strong, always let them eat deflated, strong people eat deflated, Zhou Yu, Alimu, Hong Baren, Xiao Zhiyong, Murti, all of them are very happy!
After the laughter, Zhou Yu said to the full-time waiter in the private room: "Our people have arrived, let's bring the appetizers!" ”
The waiter said with a professional smile: "Okay, sir, please wait, in three minutes, your appetizer baked snails, will be served!" ”
As the waiter said this, he had already taken out the electronic device used to serve the food, and pressed the button on the electronic device neatly.
"Baked snails? Can snails eat too? Yuan Dongshuai said in disbelief.
When Zhou Yu was about to answer him, Bi Jing interjected: "Big old and coarse, baked snail belch!" It's a French classic, you don't know! Oh my God! How can I sit and eat Western food with such an idiot? It's a bargain! ”
Yuan Dongshuai's mouth squirmed a few times, wanting to refute out loud, but because of Bi Jing's obscenity, he chose to be silent.
Zhou Yutong couldn't bear to watch Yuan Dongshuai eat deflated, and said with a smile: "Crazy, the baked snail is delicious, it is extremely delicious, I guarantee that after you eat it, the aftertaste will be endless!" ”
"Is it really that delicious?" Yuan Dongshuai asked without words.
"It's really delicious, the first time I ate baked snails, I ate twelve in a row!" Zhou Yu nodded, and recalled the scene when his father took him and Zhou Yutong to eat baked snails in the fourth grade of primary school.
Alimu said: "I have never eaten baked snails before, and when I hear you say this, I have already started to drool!" ”
Hong Baren also said: "Hey, people like me who eat canteens really don't know the taste of baked snails, today, I'm going to open foreign meat too!" ”
Murty looked at Bi Jing and said with a smile: "The baked snail is delicious, Bi Jing and I have already eaten it once!" ”
Hearing Murthy say this, everyone began to heckle: "Oh~! Honestly, how many times have the two of you been dating? By the way, did you two kiss?! ”
Murthy blushed and explained: "We only went on a date once, the question of kissing... This one... This one... ”
"Don't do this, do you have a kiss?" Yuan Dongshuai shouted the loudest, because he saw Bi Jing's face was also red!
And after Bi Jing heard Yuan Dongshuai's voice, she was angry, and immediately became a fighting hen: "Crazy, are you looking for death?" ”
Yuan Dongshuai immediately shut up and became honest, but the group of young boys and girls led by Zhou Yutong became even more noisy: "Miss Bi, don't divert the topic, have you kissed the wood?" ”
"It's already kissed, what are you going to do!?" Bi Jing was forced to be anxious and boldly admitted.
Zhou Yutong stood up at this time and said to Murthy: "Wood, Miss Bi, when are you going to kiss your mouth!?" ”
"Go, go, wife, don't make trouble, this is the secret of the two of us! Also, if anyone dares to dwell on this issue again, be careful that I make the wood rough! After Bi Jing let go, relying on her pungent temperament, she began to let out cruel words.
But once the floodgates of gossip are opened, it is not so easy to close, Hong Baren grabbed Murthy and said to Bi Jing: "Miss Bi, wood is an honest person, hehe, if you don't explain honestly today, don't wait for the wood to be rough, I will be rough first!" ”
And Xiao Zhiyong is not a member of the No. 1 Middle School Colonel after all, at this time, he wisely chose to be silent and smiling, and did not participate in the coaxing, but Zhou Yu did not let Xiao Zhiyong go.
Zhou Yu turned his head and asked Xiao Zhiyong: "Old Xiao, tell me, if they refuse to confess, will they be taught a lesson?" ”
"Hahaha, be lenient in confession, strict in resistance, this is a policy, and you have to learn a lesson!" Xiao Zhiyong said ill-intentionedly.
Murthy was forced to have no choice, so he had to confess honestly: "Don't ask, we kissed on the 14th of last month!" ”
When the result was asked, everyone burst into laughter and said, "Oh! Hearing is false, seeing is believing, you kiss one now! (To be continued.) )