Xiao Ming said to his mother: "Let me tell you a joke, once upon a time there was a fool who liked to say no, and when others asked him anything, he said no, have you heard this joke?"

Mom said, "Do you still have living expenses for this month?"

Regrets?

Unfortunately, of course!

No one can not regret it, even ordinary people, who lack competitiveness, will also miss the moment of infinite scenery, and will also look forward to the moment of shining in the audience!

"If you're sorry, you might as well come to me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

You Mo appeared in front of everyone without raising his arms and shouting, and after throwing a random sentence, he stretched his waist and walked towards the target.

Henry clenched his fists and silently watched his back.

The neck is not thick enough, the shoulders are not wide, and compared to the opponent, the gap is more than one level.

But why do you think he's going to win?

It's weird!

"Do you think he can really win?"

As if reading the thoughts of the guy next to him, Pat Rice asked with a look of surprise.

"Hmm." Heng nodded forcefully, his gaze still not taking away.

"He's, uh, even though he's your assistant coach too, but I have to tell you......" Pat Rice said as he suddenly froze, tongue knotted as he swelled up in his head with a strange sensation.

That guy really didn't say he couldn't do it!

Is this still the case this time?

The old man shook his head vigorously, and his eyes widened as he looked at the two fellows who were not far away.

The two guys are getting closer and closer, and the atmosphere of the mountain rain is gradually permeating, and the audience begins to hold their breath.

"I'm coming, provoke me!" You Mo didn't wait for the other party to speak, and reminded first.

The coughing suddenly became loud, one after another, and it took a while to stop.

"Damn, why should I provoke you, didn't you challenge me?"

Lyman mentally gestured several middle fingers.

It's still burning just now, okay?

You can reverse all the painting styles in one second.,It's really a pig-like opponent!

"Mr. Wenger, you don't seem to have made it clear to him!" You Mo turned his head and complained.

"You're already my assistant, don't care about such small details!" Arsene Wenger turned his head to look at the ceiling.

"Hahaha, recognize the reality, you no longer have the right to be coquettish!" Lyman beamed.

The two listeners had a black line on their heads, and their eyes were slanted, and his mood was wooden.

"I'm a little cold, how about you?" Yu Mo hugged his arms and clasped them in front of his chest.

"Me? Am I like a kindergarten principal? Arsene Wenger was angry.

The crowd of onlookers had completely come out of the initial atmosphere and began to giggle.

"Well, his image has deteriorated a lot!" Pat Rice smug.

"Still, it's okay, I think he's funny........" Henry was indeed a little disappointed, but fortunately, something had been left in his heart.

"It's nothing, the more you deal with him, the more serious the original impression will be damaged, and in the end, there will probably only be a trace left!" Pat Rice is not without emotion.

"What is it?"

"No matter how difficult things are, you have to face them with a smile!"

Hearing this, the little disappointment suddenly disappeared, and Henry felt that he was burning again.

But......

"That's the, it's time to divide the highs and lows!" Arsene Wenger made a loud announcement, and everyone's attention was focused.

"What's in it for me to win him?" The two guys asked in unison.

The cough sounded again, and Wenger clenched his fists and waved them in the air.

"You two guys, you 'good, good' at every turn, do you know the value of honor! In front of so many people, what an honorable thing to defeat opponents and prove their abilities! ”

At the same time, the two guys met head-to-head and whispered in low voices.

"Is the boss not thinking about it or reluctant to pay for it?"

"I said the former, do you believe it?"

"You tell me the truth, do you want me to let you?"

"Let me? I'll have to pay for it, forget it! ”

Wenger couldn't bear it anymore and finally broke out.

"The country of the two of you has a long history, an admirable culture, and a perfect philosophy! And what about the two of you, the stage has been set up, the audience is already impatient, you are still bargaining, and you are still discussing the possibility of cheating......."

Both guys' heads grew as they listened, so they snuggled up to each other and stood up, each taking a step back and staring at each other.

"Listen, today I'm going to end your title of 'King of the Gym'!"

"Come on, baby, you're hungry!"

As soon as the words fell, the two of them moved faster than the other.

Lyman ran to the barbell where he practiced squats, and Yumo ran to the barbell where he practiced bench presses.

Everyone was confused, but Wenger smiled.

"You two guys, don't think about each other, do your best!"

The picture was suddenly happy, and everyone praised it.

"Tence is too righteous to let Mo just become an assistant coach and make a fool of himself!"

"Mo's thighs are so thick, it's definitely better than squats!"

"Tins's lower body strength is also a champion here, he wants to save some face for Mo, and he doesn't want the gap between the two sides to be too big!"

"Mo wanted Tence to be highly recognized by everyone, so he deliberately chose the project that the other party is good at!"

The answer is as follows.

"It's no good to win, so it's not bad to let him!"

Wenger didn't have it anymore this time, this time he directly blacked his face, turned his head and walked outside the gym.

In the face of such an arrogant head coach, You Mo and Lehmann were very helpless, and the two trotted all the way over, persuading them with soft words.

The French did not walk fast at first, but then they walked more and more slowly, until they stopped at the door.

"Seriously?"

"Seriously!"

Turned.

"Seriously?"

"Seriously!"

So seriously.

Because the foreplay was too long, everyone was not in high spirits at the beginning of the main play.

In order to increase the role of the main scene, Wenger rolled his eyes and thought of an idea.

Except for both, follow the rules of weightlifting!

As soon as the French announced, the atmosphere was much warmer.

If you simply announce a weight, and then lift it to win, and if you can't lift it, you will lose, then there is a clear lack of foreshadowing before the high tide. Except for the final move, which is refreshing, the rest of the time is inevitably a little boring.

Both sides have reservations, each has its own weight, then you can have a yard, I a yard, increase the price of each other, just like shooting penalties at each other, the further back, the more thrilling!

As a result, good intentions seem to be out of place.

First squats, You Mo directly asked for 450 pounds, 2.5 times the weight of his own body weight, a success!

After three defeats, the smile on Lyman's face was gone.

Next up is the German strength event, the bench press.

According to the rules, Lyman should have raised first. However, due to the fact that the previous victory was too easy, referee Wenger still decided to let You Mo take the lead after asking with a serious face.

Raise it first, raise it first, this product compared a number in a strange look.

320 lbs!

After gasping for air, You Mo lay down quietly, held the barbell with both hands, took a deep breath, and his muscles began to tense.

When the barbell came down from the bracket and went straight to his chest, the exclamation suddenly sounded, and Pat Rice hurriedly grabbed the barbell with both hands.

"Invalid!" Arsene Wenger's face was cold.

"My bad!" Pat Rice looked apologetic.

"Tins!" Arsene Wenger was unmoved.

Lyman's face turned even colder.

He thought he had the strength to dominate and enjoy the fun of jokes, only to realize later that he not only underestimated his opponent, but also overestimated himself!

450 pounds is the limit of his squats, and he has occasionally succeeded. Under this pressure, it is not surprising that he failed, but he still can't forgive himself.

Why did that guy succeed and he couldn't?

Why is this the case every time?!

Why!!!

320 pounds was also close to his bench press limit, and he told himself that he was only allowed to succeed, not to fail!

As a result, he succeeded, but he was not happy, because he saw that the guy who was suddenly expressionless had completed his extreme challenge without much effort!

How so?

Lyman can't figure it out, he really can't figure it out!

The unthinkable things are still to come.

In the quiet gym, the weight of the barbell was directly increased to 350 pounds!

Everyone can't describe their mood in words, and many people even close their eyes, for fear that when they open their eyes, the lying guy has turned into a monster, lifted the barbell high, and then fell to pieces!

The terrifying sight did not appear in front of him, but the barbell held high above his head, steady like a mountain, silently told something.

Provocation?

Everyone's eyes suddenly shifted, and they looked at Lehmann, the iron-faced German, without saying a word.

Lehmann failed to push the limits under pressure, and after three defeats, Arsene Wenger's announcement of who the winner was no longer heard.

Disgrace?

You Mo was originally standing silently, but at this time, he waved his hand at Henry, who was not far away.

Turn around and stride away.

......

Contrary to his rugged appearance, Lyman is actually a guy who is both delicate and sensual.

Of this team, he has the most mixed feelings for Yumo.

At the beginning, the two were just like-minded and chatted, not friendly. As a result, when he was worried about where to go next, he received a call from the other party, so he was impressed, gave up the opportunity to join the top giants, and resolutely came here.

Life is sometimes like this, when you are at a critical turning point, you often embark on a completely unexpected path because of unexpected external forces.

As the king of Germany and Schalke 04, he has no lack of self-confidence, but there is a sky outside the sky and there are people outside the world.

Oliver Kahn, the lion-king-like man, has become a roadblock in his career!

Because of the shadow in his heart, he is even more desperate to prove himself. So when he first came to Arsenal, he was very unhappy that he couldn't play to his full strength right away, and even when he was on the pitch, he was still anxious about the language barrier and angry at the poor performance of his teammates.

In the second half of the season, when he was not able to sit in the main position, You Mo's performance began to be amazing. He sat on the bench and watched with joy and regret.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, the opportunity has come, he can finally compete with the guy who has already been added to the godhead!

With excitement, he ushered in a huge breakthrough in his career, and he finally stood at the height of the Champions League semi-finals, and he could pat his chest and tell his former buddies.

I, Tence Lehmann, did it!

Did you do it?

When he lost one game after another, and one championship after another slipped away, he asked himself.

Then he understood.

Compared to that guy, he was not only small, but also fragile!

When the damn holiday came, he didn't dare to let up in any way, he practiced harder than ever, and he felt that if he didn't do this, he really didn't have the face to see that guy.

Finally, it was time for him to raise his eyebrows.

Standing in front of the goal, high and low, with perfect play, helped the team defeat the invincible Manchester United team in the penalty shootout, and avenged the arrow!

He felt that his knot was untied and he could face the guy with a smile. It's a pity that the team's back line is still leaking, and he has to rely on the strength of that guy to help the team get through the difficulties.

Isn't this a return to the old ways?

No matter how aggrieved he was, no matter how unwilling he was, he didn't dare to complain, he could only wait for the opportunity silently, hoping that his teammates would open up and stop dragging himself back.

He owes that guy one, no, two, three championships! He wants to repay this debt with his own actions!

It wasn't until today that he saw the truth clearly.

All the performances on the field are just the tip of the usual iceberg, and he can only stand out from the crowd with all he has. He is still far from the real dragon and phoenix among people!

Are you still in the mood to be funny and funny with that guy?

I can't pick it up if I lose my face!

"When people are gone, some words are just right."

In the silent gym, Wenger glanced at the door and said slowly: "I don't believe the reason he gave, I think it is impossible for him not to socialize and stay at home every day to train himself." ”

"Think about it, even if you don't take the initiative to invite him, will the businessmen, the celebrities, and the clubs who want to beat him up?"

"Lots of money, beautiful women, relaxing nightlife...... If it were you, would you be able to refuse? ”

"I didn't think he could either, so I arranged this fight to prove my point."

"As you all saw, Tence's loss was speechless, and so was I."

"Losing will always make people feel uncomfortable, and winning, even if you win by luck, will make people happy."

"But why, some people are born winners, and some people can only swallow the bitter fruit silently?"

"I think what happened before has already told you the answer."

"If you want to be a winner, eight hours of hard work is not enough!"

"Compared to other professions, it may be a little cruel and a little unfair. But there is no way, everyone's career is short, don't think about reaching superhuman heights without putting in superhuman effort during this period! ”

"Okay, I'm sorry for taking up everyone's training time, now that the training is over, don't be late for the afternoon."

As the last word was spoken, Wenger's face finally softened, and he was about to turn around and leave, when a dull voice sounded behind everyone, continuing to suppress the atmosphere.

"If you win, you can have no reward, and if you lose, you must be punished. Dear Mr. Wenger, I hope that I will always remember this fight, and therefore I need a punishment from you. ”

After that, Lyman stood proudly in the crowd.

The surprise on Wenger's face flickered, nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Yes, like you, I also need to be responsible for my own misjudgment." ”

The atmosphere was burning, but Pat Rice swept a figure out of the corner of his eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" (To be continued.) )