Chapter 47: Eating Food
In order to complete this serial task, Yichen and Xiaofan have not gone offline to rest normally for many days. Although virtual devices can put players to sleep, there is still a difference between sleeping in reality and the body cannot achieve complete relaxation after all.
The two played for more than 20 days and almost never even went out of the door. I haven't taken a shower, and I'm already covered in smell, and my hair is oily. I took turns taking a comfortable hot shower, and the feeling of exhaustion was reduced a lot, and I was too excited and even sleepy in the game.
Yichen walked into the nerd's room to see how he was doing.
"Holy! Xiao Fan, this guy is going to stink to death, and he has completely changed sex! ”
Yichen covered his nose, and there was a corpse-like Wang Xiaotong lying in the room, with a ** smile on his face, touching his majestic chest muscles from time to time.
"I'm dizzy! This game is too tricky, turning a good clean young man into a sloppy king. ”
Xiao Fan looked at the nerd in surprise and sighed at the harm of this game, but he didn't know that he was also a victim.
"Wake him up, I can't do it, you come." Let him take a shower, clean up the house, and go out to dinner together. ”
Yichen really didn't want to touch the oily nerd, so he saw Xiaofan pick up the broom and stab the nerd's little ** from a distance. The nerd who was in pain immediately jumped up, put on his glasses and scolded angrily which bastard it was, and when he saw Yichen and Xiaofan's gloomy faces, he immediately turned into a confused smile.
"Morning two big brothers, what kind of wind blew you here. Come! Sit down! You're welcome, feel like your own home. ”
The nerd earnestly pointed to the stool full of instant noodle soup and scratched his short black and oily hair.
"Hmmm! This is originally my home, you don't have to be polite, as the owner should take care of your physical and mental health. Please take a hot shower, clean up your kennel, close your stinky mouth, and follow us to the nearby restaurant business. Why don't you go now!! ”
Yichen kicked the nerd out with a kick and wiped the oil stains from his feet. I decided that I must educate him well in a while, and he should love hygiene as much as I do. He looked at his room and it wasn't much better, uh, let's learn and progress together.
The nerd seemed to be a person after taking a shower, with white and delicate skin, a slender waist, and the two of them were sick to their stomachs. At this time, the nerd is still immersed in the refreshing expression of the bath, more**many**.
"Nerd! Hurry up and put on your clothes, clean up the house together, and go to dinner later. There is also the fourth article of the covenant, and you are not allowed to put on that coquettish and unbeaten expression in the future. ”
Yichen hurriedly added another ordinance that was like an ornament to warn someone's bad behavior. The nerd didn't think so, and said with a big tooth.
"Yes, Brother Wen Cheng, I guarantee that you can't see my coquettish arrogance, and you will appreciate a man who stands up to the sky in the future!"
The nerd puffed up his rib-like chest with a solemn expression. Xiao Fan couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him into the kennel.
The three of them each held cleaning tools, and they were mopping the floor and cleaning the glass. Washing toilets and taking out the garbage again, it took a few hours to restore half of the house. Everyone was so tired that they couldn't do it, sitting on the sofa panting, and the nerds were even more "Hmm! Yes! Well! Yes! "**. Xiao Fan strangled the nerd's neck and vented his indignation vigorously.
After the two of them had a fight, they had no intention of continuing to clean up the house, put on their clothes and prepare for a meal at sea. They went to a very luxurious five-star hotel, ready to bleed profusely and comfort their wounded hearts.
The nerd had never seen such a big scene, and his legs trembled and he followed the two.
"Brother Wen Cheng! I think let's go to the stall to eat, I'm afraid you two can't afford it. ”
The nerd Bodhisattva heartily persuaded the two of them, but in fact he only had a hundred yuan in his pocket.
"A, you uncle! This meal, please two of you, you can eat with confidence, eat openly, and eat until you. Xiao Fan was impatient with the nerd's grinding and said brightly.
"Oops! How embarrassing that is! Actually, I've never been to a place like this. Waiter! Come to a money spinning silk, dragon and phoenix tenderness, Tai Chi fortune swallow, sun and moon brilliance, silver Ruyi and jade dragon to the sea, just these. Not enough to order more, thank you! The nerd said modestly.
Yichen and Xiaofan were stunned for a long time when they heard this, and finally couldn't stop shouting, "Damn!" ”。 The two of them pressed the nerd under the table and cursed at the same time.
"Let you pretend to be fucking young! Make you fucking literate! Let you fucking deceive our young minds! ”
The nerd cried under the table and begged for mercy: "Two big brothers! I learned from reading books. Wronged! Oops! Xiaofan, you just hit my **. ”
At this time, the three of them forgot to reserve their identities and fought in a luxurious five-star hotel. The gentlemen and ladies around couldn't help frowning, despising the quality of these three people too bad. Kindness! At the same time, I admire the martial arts of those two people who are really vicious, what monkeys steal peaches, catch milk dragon claws, fish for the moon in the sea, and go to sea with double stars.
After making a fuss, he noticed the strange eyes next to him, and hurriedly sat up straight, and politely signaled to everyone. Their clothes are torn, their hair is messy, and there is a big footprint on someone's face, which is very "" demeanor.
When the three of them saw that the dishes were all ready, and the table was full of rich dinners, Harazi had already flowed all over the place.
Yichen cleared his throat: "Today we are gathered here to celebrate so many days of closed-door cultivation. Let's ~~ I'm! Wait for me! Don't rob it! ”
Xiao Fan and the nerd still listen to your nonsense, and desperately stuff things into their mouths, squinting their eyes and despising Xia Yichen with their eyes.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Yichen hurriedly got up, stepped on the stool, and joined the ranks that swept the storm. The group of people next to him had never seen this kind of world, and stopped their movements in shock. Some people just put half of the food in their mouths, some people fell to the ground with chopsticks in their hands, and one baby was so frightened that she cried.
The three of you don't care what you think of yourself, Lao Tzu pays to eat as much as you like. Anyway, maybe it's just one time, and no one else knows him. Their movements were a bit exaggerated, and the service staff didn't dare to offend when they saw such ferocity, so they had to alarm the lobby manager to come and dissuade them.
The manager seemed to be very experienced on the spot, although the three of them completely ignored their own existence, bowed slightly and said politely.
"Three gentlemen, our dishes are all carefully prepared by the special chef, please taste them carefully and slowly. It is also good to give us some suggestions for the hotel, and the next time we visit to receive our more attentive service. ”
At this time, the three of them were gobbling up, and seeing that this person was so polite, they reluctantly took the time to give some advice.
"What kind of swallow is this, there is less meat."
"What is this going out to sea, the sea is out, and the food is swallowed up, and there is too little to give."
"This one who made a fortune is very good, keep working hard!"
The three of them didn't talk about it, which made the manager extremely embarrassed.
"Thank you for your valuable comments, please slow down, excuse me."
The manager had to stop bothering them, and the hotel didn't rule how to eat, and they didn't disturb other people's eating.
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