Chapter 201: The Great God is Unreliable!
ps: (2-in-1 chapter, well, it's finally better today, and tomorrow I'll start making up the arrears, that's it.) )
System Prompt: Please select your role in the Battle of the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan vs. the Black Wind and the Evil Spirits:
1. Flying bats can suppress evil
Second, the wonderful scholar Zhu Cong
3. Han Baoju, the god of horses
Fourth, Nanshan Qiaozi Nan Xiren
Fifth, laughing at Zhang Asheng
Sixth, the downtown hero hides all blonde hair
Seventh, the Yue female sword Han Xiaoying
Seven character names for players to choose from are lined up along with the martial arts honorable number, and at the same time, the figures of these seven people also loom in front of them for players to weigh and choose.
"Great God, every NPC in this can use different types of martial arts, and at the same time, everyone also has a special martial arts, which can be used correctly in the battle against the Black Wind Shuangsha, it is recommended that the Great God you use the wonderful hand scholar Zhu Cong, Xiao Ming Sect Leader told us that using his special martial arts is empty, there is a chance to steal the Nine Yin White Bone Claw cheats from the Black Wind Shuangsha......"
Coincidentally, the battle of this door requires seven players to participate, except for the unlucky ones who were kicked away by Yi Cheng and sent back to life by Wu Tiande, the number of players today is just seven, and six men and one woman.
The only woman naturally came with Yi Cheng, and now she also happened to have a lively Gu Xue'er, so when Wu Tiande handed over the power to assign roles to him, his first decision was naturally to let her choose Han Xiaoying, the Yue Nu Sword, as the next control role.
"Hmm...... Wait a minute, I'll see, this Ke Zhen is evil, Zhu Cong and Nan Xiren. How many of you want to use it? ”
"Me, me, me!"
To say that among the seven monsters in the south of the Yangtze River, these three people have the best martial arts. Now that Yi Cheng has put out these three best options, several Xiaobai are naturally scrambling. In the end, three lucky ones were decided, and Xi Zizi chose their respective roles to enter them, while the remaining two were unlucky, looking at Yi Cheng for fear of being assigned to the least wanted role.
"Hmm...... It's so hard to choose, but each of these seven people is actually about the same. ”
"That being said, you'd better arrange the role of Zhang Asheng to someone else."
"Oh?"
As soon as he heard this, Yi Cheng immediately became interested.
"Why?"
"Because when the battle reaches a certain stage, Zhang Asheng will die to protect Han Xiaoying. Therefore, the players who play Zhang Asheng will be allocated the least number of battle rewards......"
"Hey, is there still such a plot? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! ”
As soon as he heard that there was a scene of heroes saving the beauty in this battle, Yi Cheng suddenly became playful, and regardless of the dissuasion of off-site director Wu Tiande, he chose NPC Zhang Asheng as his playing object.
Coincidentally, this Zhang Asheng was originally a butcher and cook, with a round and chubby body, but it is somewhat similar to Yi Cheng's original image of a dead fat man, to say different. It is probably that this fat man has a slap on his chest with a swarthy heart hair, and he looks a little more fierce.
Let's look at Han Xiaoying, who is dressed as Gu Xue'er, who was born as a fisherman in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, and is eighteen years old. The whole person is young and beautiful, just like the blooming lotus, especially a pair of big eyes. Now that Gu Xue'er is "on the body", there is a little more undesirable smile in her big eyes.
"You look like that. It's about the same as it was a few years ago. ”
She came to Yicheng ...... Zhang Asheng's side. A hand stretched out, as if to try the bare piece of heart protection hair on his open chest, but it was only halfway through that he came back to his senses, his pretty face was a little hot, his eyebrows were raised, and he turned to look at the stone tower not far away.
"What's next?"
"Next, just wait here for the Black Wind to refresh."
Among the other five people except Gu Xue'er and Yi Cheng, one of them had obviously personally participated in the battle of this gate, and at this time, seeing that the two "great gods" were a little hesitant, they hurriedly stepped forward to explain the situation.
In the famous plot, the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan found traces of the Black Wind and the Twin Evils here, so they chose to ambush on the spot, and waited until the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the Black Wind and the Twin Evils came, and then it was naturally a fierce battle between seven and two.
For example, it is just dusk today, according to the setting of the battle of the famous gate, this time is reserved for players to set traps here, choose an ambush, and prepare for battle, after all, there are rocky beaches all around, although it is easy to hide, it is not easy to find a position that is easy to hide and can be attacked at any time.
Therefore, so far, whenever someone has come to this famous door, Xiao Mingshen Sect usually symbolically finds a place to hide, and when the black wind and the twin evils come, they will fight with the girl until the plot is triggered and a Zhang Asheng dies.
This is also the reason why Wu Tiande did not recommend Yi Cheng to choose Zhang Asheng before, according to their famous strategy, this role of Zhang Asheng is destined to give up in exchange for the passage of the famous family.
However, when they arrived at Yi Cheng, they soon found that they had even saved the symbolic act of finding a place to hide.
"What do you mean...... From now until late at night, we can move freely as NPCs? ”
"Yes, some of us have tried, and at most they will walk to the edge of this grassland, and no matter how far they escape, they will eventually be killed by the Black Wind Twins......"
Well, listening to this evaluation report, it is obviously a sad conclusion that was drawn after the Xiaobai Famous Sect failed to clear the customs and wanted to run away.
"In that case, what are you waiting for! Hurry up! ”
I saw Yi Cheng's eyes light up, and without saying a word, he grabbed the shortest and most slender one among the seven monsters in Jiangnan.
"Is this one you are playing called Han Dagou or Han Jiaju?"
"Great God...... This character is called Han Baoju ......"
The little white player who was pulled out responded cautiously, and saw the great god snap his fingers.
"That's right, it's you, I heard that your name is Ma Wangye, right, use your third eye to see where there are good horses."
"Great God...... It's the god of the king of horses, not the king of horses......"
This little white is about to cry urgently, how can the god who said yes always feel so unreliable when he looks at it!
And then, a few ignorant Xiaobai were easily abducted back to the grassland horse farm by Yi Cheng, because they entered the mirror image of the famous family. So at this time, I am afraid that there are only seven of them on this huge horse farm.
"Alright, now you go and catch some horses for me to see."
"Good ......"
Han Baoju, who was weak, had no choice but to obey the orders of the great god and run to catch the horse. Fortunately, he obviously did the same job when he first joined the Little Myojin Sect, and he was familiar with sitting up.
And when Yi Cheng raised his eyes. When he saw this horse coming from Han Baoju, his eyes lit up slightly.
"Sure enough!"
I saw him jumping up, Zhang Asheng, who was originally a dead fat man, rose from the ground like this, like a mountain of meat, and Kucha sat on the high-headed horse that took the lead in it.
That's right, just by looking at the adjectives, you can imagine how domineering this seat is, so that the happy horse, which was running, screamed almost immediately, and its four hooves sank directly into the mud half an inch, and finally recovered from the shock. When he pulled out his hooves and tried to run, he was already grabbed by the long mane of his neck.
And the next moment, the poor horse suddenly had a slap in front of his eyes, and there was a black heart guard hair.
"If you try to run, I'm going to beat you."
"Hui'er ......"
As the so-called horse is in front of the chest hair, how can you not bow your head, seeing that this flexible fat man subdued himself with one move, and then even if you want to run the most, the result is to be tamed and then beaten by a fat beating, so the horse simply sat on the ground with a butt and was pressed just now, and now the tendons of the four legs are still twitching!
"Oops. I can't see it, I'm still a smart horse who knows the times. ”
Seeing that the horse was humiliating, Yi Cheng was happy at that time, and took out the reins used to catch the horse and chewed it on the horse's mouth. Looking at the attributes again, the joy is even more comfortable.
Little Yellow Horse (Rare): A descendant of the Little Red Horse, whose appearance is not good-looking but whose feet are amazing. It can travel 3,000 miles a day. Tamed.
Although he didn't catch the authentic sweat and blood BMW, this little yellow horse can be named "rare" by the system. It's obviously a special horse that is more high-end than the sweaty BMW, especially the "little red horse descendant" in the description. It is clearly saying that this horse can also be regarded as a noble "second generation of martial arts".
"Since you are destined for me, then follow me in the future."
Yi Cheng waved his hand, and in this way, he decided the future tragic life of a horse, so that when he was led by Yi Cheng to stand up, the horse was still snorting, obviously quite dissatisfied with his behavior of making decisions without the consent of others.
And Gu Xue'er, who had witnessed all this throughout the whole process, asked with some surprise after checking the attributes of the horses.
"How do you know you're going to catch a good horse?"
"Since it's the time left by the system, of course we have to make full use of it."
As he spoke, Yi Cheng began to call the shots again.
"Nan Xiren, you go and chop some firewood, Ke Zhenwei and Quan Blonde go hunting, get a few pheasants and hares to come back and eat, oh yes, there are mushrooms and wild vegetables and the like and pick some by the way, and who else is that, the wonderful scholar, you went to the flock you saw before and came back with a lamb...... Well, it would be nice to find a way to get some more milk. ”
While ordering a few people to work, Yi Cheng did not forget to show Gu Xue'er his fat and heart hair.
"I'm a good character, I have a chef skill bonus, I'll get some delicious food for you to taste."
"Don't forget to get down to business."
Gu Xue'er reminded him softly, but now in the battle of famous families, especially seeing that the sun is about to set, such a toss, when he really faces the black wind, he will naturally be much less prepared.
However, Yi Cheng seemed to be confident, patted his chest and slapped the package ticket, and Gu Xueer had no choice but to let him mess around.
Speaking of Yi Cheng's current character Zhang Asheng, he is both a butcher and a cook, and his martial arts is called "Cattle Slaughtering Knife Method", which is worse for cutting people, but cutting meat and removing bones is first-class.
When the two little white players who played Nancy Ren and the blonde hair lived up to Yi Cheng's expectations and really brought back chickens, rabbits, mushrooms and wild vegetables, Yi Cheng showed this knife technique to the fullest, peeled the rabbit by dividing it by two, and cut the belly of the pheasant, regardless of whether the mushrooms and wild vegetables were poisonous or not, and then made a fire, the bottom was a mud wrapped in a flower chicken, and the top was a roast lamb smoked rabbit, and it was a lot of fun to play cooking alone.
And while Yi Cheng was doing this, a few Xiaobai, who had been busy for a long time, finally had the opportunity to get together and talk to each other.
"What is this doing...... I don't think it's written in the guide. ”
"I don't understand...... Could it be that NPC characters have martial arts bonuses when they are full? ”
"I think the great god should want to use these chickens, rabbits and mutton to poison the Black Wind Shuangsha......"
"Yes, yes, it must be poisoned! We were so stupid, we didn't expect to have this trick......"
Just when several people were eagerly discussing and expressing their admiration and admiration for the great god by the way, Yi Cheng had already cooked it and began to feast with Gu Xue'er.
What he gave Gu Xue'er was a lamb hind leg, and what he ate was sheep face and sheep tail, the former is better because the meat is smooth and tender, elastic, and the smell is not heavy, while the latter two are simply to satisfy someone's heavy taste Since it is to eat roast sheep, of course, it is to eat the fattest, fattest and tender part!
The sheep's face is thin and tender, the sheep's tail is fat and fat, and it is roasted until the fire is full, and Yi Cheng's mouth is full of oil and he is also satisfied, and he took advantage of the excitement to peel off the almost stuffy chicken that was buried under the soil, and shared a chicken leg with Gu Xue'er.
This grassland pheasant grows up from the snack grass seeds, the meat is also extremely tender, a bite down, the juice wrapped in the meat is almost overflowing, than drinking any chicken soup is much more enjoyable, the only drawback is that the meat is less, three or two bites almost swallowed the bones together, or people have a feeling of unfinished.
After eating the meat and drinking the freshly boiled fresh milk, Yi Cheng, who was satisfied, looked at Zhang Asheng's fat belly and looked up to the sky, looking at the rising crescent moon, and let out a long sigh.
"Cool~ah~"
“…… Well. ”
Gu Xue'er is a girl, and there are outsiders around, so naturally she doesn't care about her image so much, but just now she almost ate a whole leg of mutton by herself, and now that she thinks about it, it also makes her pretty face a little hot, so she has to look at the moon to hide her embarrassment.
At this time, among the few white players who had been discussing for a long time and remembered to pick up the leftovers of the great god to eat, the player who had already had experience in the battle of this famous door before and was responsible for playing the wonderful scholar Zhu Cong opened his mouth cautiously.
"Great God...... The Black Wind Twins are about to refresh. ”
"Oh? Are you going to brush it, huh...... Hurry up and eat, I'll think about how I'm going to fight later......"
"Huh?"
A few players who had already subtly deified the image of the great god just now almost neatly threw the messy bones in their hands to the ground.
"Great God, you ...... Aren't you confident? ”
"Confident? I haven't fought the Black Wind Twins...... But don't be too nervous, it's just a black wind, if it's me, I'm sure I'll kill them in minutes......"
While speaking, someone wanted a carp to stand up, but found that the belly was too big to turn up, and after a few efforts, he had to sigh and stretch out his hand.
"Hey, you guys, who's going to help me."
"Uh......"
A few whites looked at each other's expressions, and unsurprisingly noticed that each of them had a pale face.
Because at this moment, they finally realized a very big problem, that is......
This time, the great god who brought the famous family...... It's completely unreliable! …… (To be continued......)