Why do immortals and bodhisattvas always like to become ordinary people, and even pretend to be beggars and leprosy?

Is it a crossdresser?

In fact, Li Wei thinks that this is the same as the change of vest from an Internet writer.

If you write a book in a vest, you won't be embarrassed.

Bodhisattvas use incarnations to descend to earth, and if things are not done well, they will not lose their reputation.

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that the gods do have some bad taste.

But specifically this time in Journey to the West, it's not that simple.

Guanyin and Tang Seng have already met in the capital, why hide it so much?

In the future, Guanyin used his true appearance to meet Tang Seng, not once or twice, and even once he didn't wash up.

Who is the disguise trying to hide?

Monkey King, born with a stone monkey and unparalleled spirituality, is a genius that all forces are trying to fight for.

If Heavenly Court fails to recruit peace, he will definitely not sit idly by and watch the Buddha Gate take the monkey away.

Therefore, if the monkeys are suppressed, the heavenly court will also send the mountain god land and the Buddha Gate Garan to jointly take care of it, because he is afraid that the Buddha Gate will do something.

And after the monkey comes out, in the general concept, if the Buddhist sect wants to subdue the monkey again, it will definitely make a big noise, and the heavenly court will have time to intervene.

However, Heavenly Court didn't know that Rulai had developed such a secret weapon.

And Guanyin is amazing, actually playing sneak attack!

In order to keep Tang Seng from showing his feet, Guanyin planned to hide it from him.

Now, even if there are divine soldiers and generals in the sky, they will not know what the old woman wants to do.

And once the flower hat is put on the monkey, it is impossible for the heavenly court to redeem it.

"What to do? Can't stop it! "The roar of the player is constantly coming from the front.

It is definitely impossible to kill Guanyin, and it is not possible to kill a wooden fork in a short time.

And the old woman kept walking forward, and it would take two minutes at most to come to Tang Seng.

Turpents, traps, formations, earth-splitting techniques, etc., dissipated directly in front of the old woman, unable to form the slightest obstacle.

Li Wei couldn't think of a way. You can only attack the wooden fork with the crowd.

Finally, the old woman walked up to Tang Seng.

"Where does my mother-in-law live, there is a family nearby?" Tang Seng opened his mouth to talk, the apprentice didn't know if he could come back, if he could find a meal, it would be the best.

"My home is far from here. The elders don't have to care about this, I just ask you, why did you go to such a dangerous place, and this person around you can't keep you safe. The old woman said slowly.

Tang Seng sighed: "I have a capable apprentice, but it's a pity that he doesn't accept me." ”

"I have a cotton cloth straight jacket and a gold flower hat here, which my son used before his death, but unfortunately he died after only three days as a monk, and I just went to the temple to get it back. Wear it for your apprentice. The old woman smiled.

"And where is the temple? Didn't Elder Tang want to offer incense when he saw the temple? ”

"Your son hung up in three days, which means that this clothes and hat are a big murderous thing, and he is embarrassed to give them away?"

The onlookers shouted loudly, but they couldn't interfere with the plot at all.

"Since the system has released the task, it is impossible not to give us a chance at all!"

"At all costs, kill the wooden fork, kill it will definitely change!"

Tang Seng excused himself, but still took the monk's robe and hat. Look up at the sky again: "Old woman, why do you have a heavenly protector?" ”

The old woman's expression remained unchanged: "I eat fasting and recite Buddha, and I hold the vows very deeply. That's why there will be this newspaper. ”

Xuanzang nodded in disbelief.

"I'll go to your apprentice later and persuade him to come back, but before that, I'll pass on another mantra to you, maybe I can persuade your apprentice." The old woman glanced at Tang Seng deeply.

"Amitabha, I'm going to the Western Heavens. It is to seek all kinds of scriptures and mantras, and also ask the old people to teach them. Xuanzang hurriedly said.

The old woman came closer and leaned into Tang Seng's ear.

"It's coming!" The players shouted in unison.

A group of demon players suddenly launched an attack on Xuanzang.

If you can't hurt Guanyin, you can only make up your mind on Tang Seng!

More than twenty figures flew out from Tang Seng's side. Blocks most of the player's attacks and quickly adds health to Tang Seng.

The players who shot before were also swept away by these protectors.

"The Nine Heavens Joy Array is activated! Guan Yushu sings! Ma Lin plays the flute! Anyone who can make a sound, roar at me! Li Wei suddenly shouted.

One sentence reminded everyone that the skills of various sound systems instantly resounded.

A trace of confusion flashed in Xuanzang's eyes.

All kinds of confusing skills didn't work for him, but they interfered with his hearing.

"Old woman, I didn't hear clearly, can I read it again?" Xuanzang said helplessly.

The old woman frowned and glanced up.

The Dharma Protector Gods, who belong to the Buddhist family, immediately understood and quickly targeted the players and pets who used their voice skills.

Under the coverage of various group attack skills, as long as the unit that has caused damage or influence to Xuanzang, it will be instantly seconds.

Li Wei stood far away and was spared, but there were still two Dharma Protectors glaring at him from afar.

The old woman taught the incantation again.

"Sun Buer, it's in harmony with the ears and ears! Attack Xuanzang! Li Wei had to use this newly recruited subordinate.

"Ear Covering Knife Technique! Deafening! "Ear, Listen to Anger, and the two skills shot in succession.

"Ah, I can't hear at all?" Tang Seng covered his ears, revealing a frightened look.

Deafening, it should be regarded as a physical attack, shocking the eardrum, Xuanzang has no resistance in this regard.

"Damn it!" A group of Dharma Protectors turned their heads, ready to attack Ear Hearing Fury.

"Ring Spell!" The skills of the egg monk have long been prepared.

The hatred on his body disappeared, and with a smile on his face, he stood leisurely beside Xuanzang, and the weapons of several Dharma Protector gods stopped in front of him, and then withdrew.

"Li Chade, well done!" Beitang Wuji's voice sounded, "The players who got the ears and heard the anger before, come over and prepare for the relay!" ”

A total of more than 100 people have received "Little Ears Listening to Anger", although the grade is not high, but it will definitely have an impact on Tang Seng.

"Heal his ears." The old woman said word by word.

She still doesn't want to reveal her identity.

The treatment of the Dharma Protector God allowed Xuanzang to quickly regain his hearing, but Li Wei's ears and anger struck again.

After hearing the angry blow, he was killed immediately, and Li Wei didn't have time to use the emperor's heart.

The Dharma Protectors, they're all staring.

The ears of the other players pounced on them one after another.

"I'll leave it to you. I'll kill the wooden fork! Li Wei turned all his fire to the young walker who was suspended in mid-air.

Wooden fork is known as Hui'an Walker in Journey to the West, so he is dressed up in the game as wearing a hoop on his head and having long hair, the same as Wu Song.

Of course, it's not that the styling of the TV series can't be used. Anyway, the walker mostly refers to the unshaved Buddhist disciples, as long as the hair is there.

The reason why the walker wears more hoops is said to be to restrain the hair.

In the Yuan miscellaneous drama Journey to the West, Sun Wukong got an iron hoop, but I don't understand why it was changed to a flower hat and a gold line in the novel.

If you want to talk about the origin of this wooden fork, it is also quite interesting, the wooden fork and Hui'an were originally the two attendants of the Sangha master during the Tang Zhongzong. appears in the story of learning scriptures, and also belongs to the traversal.

Wear it, wear it, the two of them were merged into one, and then they inexplicably became Nezha's brother.

If the pronunciation of "fork" and "zha" is still a bit similar, then in most records before the Ming Dynasty, how can this person be called "Muyi......

That's why I'm a god, sometimes it's really joyful. It is based on all kinds of folk typos, misreadings, and associations.

The battle for the siege of the wooden fork is entering a white-hot stage.

The wooden fork is a rare representative of the warrior type of Buddhism. The tricks are violent, especially on the demon clan, which has a strong restraint effect.

But as I said before, Foke Demon, Demon Ke Dao, Dao Ke Wu, Wu Ke Fo.

So Taoists and martial artists. I was not scared in front of the wooden fork.

And now the one who survives the most on the battlefield is the Taoist camp.

The point is that Wooden Fork fights alone, unlike General Shiyin, who has a large number of players and demons to help.

70,000 people concentrated on killing the wooden fork, injuring more than a million per second. More than 60 million in one minute!

"Will the system give us half an hour?" Countless people have such a question in their minds.

It's past seven o'clock now, and the number of people on the line is increasing, most likely, only twenty minutes.

But after Guanyin passed the spell to Xuanzang, there was no reason to stay for one more second, would Mucha leave with her?

There is no answer, so you can only storm with your head shut.

"Even if you can't kill it, you can earn points!"

Yes, after killing the boss, only more than 100 people can get the boss clone, and most of them still go for the total daily contribution.

"Who has ears to hear anger? Or similar skills! Bai Yangzi's anxious voice sounded.

More than 100 ears heard the wrath and all were destroyed!

This is still saved by the players, and they always wait for Guanyin to teach a few words, and then send the next ear to destroy it.

Every time he recovers from deafness, Xuanzang asks Guanyin to teach him from scratch, so one ear can delay the appearance of anger for about seven seconds.

Seven seconds is already the limit.

Don't think how long the whole spell is, Xuanzang's mantra takes effect immediately, otherwise he would have been killed by the monkey.

Of course, it's impossible to complete all the spells in a few seconds, but the more you read it, the more intense the pain becomes.

Interrupting every seven seconds is already the safest solution players have come up with.

In addition, some players sacrificed their lives to use other one-time items, or high-quality magic weapons, so it was delayed for eighteen minutes.

"Is there really no way?" Li Wei rushed quickly.

It seems that the Nine Heavens Immortal Pillow is going to be wasted in this task.

can't be said to be wasteful, don't let Brother Monkey wear a tight hoop, what a beautiful thing it is.

The old woman slowly turned her head and glanced at Li Wei.

Li Wei's whole body suddenly went numb.

This Guanyin incarnation did not use spells, it was that gaze that scared Li Wei.

He suddenly had a hunch that if he really used the Nine Heavens Wandering Immortal Pillow to suck Tang Seng's consciousness into it, Guanyin and the Dharma Protectors would directly smash this magic weapon!

The five-grade magic weapon is powerful to say, but in front of Guanyin, I'm afraid I can't stand her fingers!

If you suck Guanyin, I'm afraid you will fail directly.

Guanyin began to teach mantras again.

"Summon the Kiln God!" Li Wei suddenly shouted.

The kiln god fell in front of him, looked around, and his face changed slightly.

"I asked Your Excellency to come here to let you help see if anyone wants to do anything bad that is not good for Heavenly Court." Li Wei pointed at the old woman.

The kiln god looked at Guanyin incarnation and was silent.

He may not recognize Guanyin, but his heart directly tells him that the woman is not simple.

"It's not that hard, just go over and listen to what they have to say." Li Weidao.

The kiln god hesitated and took a few steps forward.

The old woman suddenly stopped chanting and looked at her nose and her nose at her heart.

"Hehe, you really have some scruples." Li Wei said with a smile.

Guanyin used tricks to subdue Sun Wukong, how could such a covert action be heard by a god of the Heavenly Court?

If the kiln god finds any clues and reports it, Heavenly Court will send someone down in minutes.

Bear with me!

Forty-five seconds passed, the kiln god disappeared, and the old woman continued.

Li Wei wanted to summon something else, only to find that the Door God Mountain God Land was all cooling.

Do you want to summon the little white dragon?

What a waste.

"Summon the Stove God!" An indifferent voice sounded behind him.

A chubby old man in an official uniform appeared beside Xuanzang, looked at the old woman with a smile, and did not speak.

Li Wei turned his head and saw that the black-clothed Dan Xiu who launched the summoning was in the cave.

"The god of the stove is the best at making small reports." The cave was dark, and he only said lightly.

"I can't imagine it's like this." Prince Yanshan descended from the sky, "My fans sent me a few runes, but I never thought of how to use them." ”

The old woman's face finally changed—

(To be continued.) )

PS: I recommend a friend's book "Mixed in the Legend of the Three Kingdoms", which is said to be a bit similar to "Three Kingdoms Mercenary Group", so strong.