Chapter 62: Slap yourself in the face
However, Chu Du didn't care about what the system elves said. [ads:This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
Just kidding, now that so many people in the national server are playing the nightmare hell man-machine mode, how can it be the turn of a team with 443 child gods and 556 shots of cocoa? It will be more likely to change the king team of passers-by!
Therefore, Chu Du still takes classes when he should go to class, plays games when he should play, and works out when he should work, and he lives in a very chic and free rhythm.
But in reality, sometimes I like to joke with people, for example, now, in front of Chu Du is sitting in front of the system elf poppy wearing a colorful bandeau and floor-length skirt, forcing Chu Du to shift his gaze from the mobile game to her.
"Damn, you didn't go to the Northeast and get the bedding on someone's kang to yourself, right? Are you already so poor? ”
Chu Du really can't believe that the system elf who has always been a tsundere queen will suddenly become so rural and non-mainstream, although her face does look very good, but this color style is not said to be good-looking can be solved, and good looks are not just good to be willful?
However, the system elf just clasped his hands in front of his chest and sneered disdainfully, "At a glance, you know that you don't pay attention to the current trend, don't you know that this kind of big flower skirt is popular this year?" Look at Fan Bingbing on the red carpet, and then look at Zhang Xinyu, which one doesn't look like a flower fairy? ”
Chu Du raised his eyebrows, and his eyes revealed deep disdain.
Zhang Xinyu even if it is, he doesn't know and doesn't want to know who it is, but a goddess like Fan Bingbing, no matter how you look at it, is a high-grade existence, how can she wear this set of must-haves on the system elf? Are you kidding me?
"I really didn't expect you to be so vulgar." Chu Du showed an expression that rotten wood could not be carved, and he was disgusted to his grandmother's house.
To be honest, if there is a person on the street wearing this kind of clothing, he will look back and look at that person more than once, and he can't figure out why some people like this vulgar bad taste.
"This elf is a super invincible beautiful girl in the universe, what do you mean by this expression, do you think I'm disgusting?"
The system elf huffed and crossed her hands on her hips, she obviously felt good about herself. Why is it in Chu Du's eyes like watching a piece of Xiang?
"If you think that the purpose of your visit today is just to let me comment on whether your clothes are beautiful or ugly, and then start an unprecedented debate with me after hearing a negative answer, I think you should be provincial. I'm not going to talk to you about these useless things, I'll throw in the towel, ok? ”
Chu Du immediately picked up his phone and prepared to start swiping the next copy.
Even if Chu Du has never been in love, he has never eaten pork, but he has always seen a pig run. Women, creatures who can't die after bleeding for a few days every month, face problems with facts but are unreasonable, and only if you quarrel with them can you win, so Chu Du would rather be cowardly than go to this troubled water.
"Okay, Chu Du, now learn to retreat as advance, in two years, do you want to become a spiritual mentor and open a psychological counseling treatment room, and then start to hide in the city?"
The system elf expressed dissatisfaction, she was not victorious, and she was laughing at her in a different way.
"You're thinking too much. I just wanted to hear the purpose of your visit today. ”
The unrelenting appearance of the system elf is either spoiled in love, or it is lacking in love, otherwise how could such a tsundere guy be like a shrew scolding the street, biting to death and not letting go?
"Cut, you're really good at getting to the point." The system elf snorted coldly, "Look at you like this, I've been living happily for the past two days, my happiness is based on other people's pain, so I think it's time to make some trouble for you." ”
System wizards have always had fun pitting people. Looking at Chu Du's thriving little life, she really felt that she couldn't stir up a pot, and she was really sorry for the name of her poppy.
"I said Miss, if you want me to fight, fight. Why do you say it so viciously, you are not afraid of flashing your tongue. ”
Chu Du swiped his mobile phone and returned to the system elf without raising his head.
"Hey, can't you show something, please this is a matter of life and death for you, how can you still have the leisure to play games here?"
The presence of the system elves is brushed so low. She really said that she was very unhappy, and flew directly to Chu Du's mobile phone, and two-thirds of the screen of Chu Du's palm-sized mobile phone was occupied by her colorful greenery.
"Miss, do you have something to say, can you not hurt my kryptonite dog eyes?"
Chu Du was really speechless, this system elf can really play, it is a trivial matter that the copy can't be beaten, and he is poisoned by this warm kang head, and he simply doubts that he will have long eyes when he wakes up tomorrow.
The system elf was inexplicably laughed at by Chu Du's words, and laughed there with his stomach in his arms.
"Am I not right? You say that this life is only a hundred years, but after death, you have to lie in the soil for I don't know how many hundred years, while you are not enjoying life well, you always want to do some messy things to do badly, soldiers will block the water to cover the earth, haven't you heard? ”
Chu Du really couldn't figure it out, what's so funny about this.
"Chu Du, Chu Du, you are more and more good at talking now, I bet that the beauties outside Wumao will be fooled by you."
The system elf was already laughing so hard that his stomach hurt, and he didn't forget to tease Chu Du.
"Come on, falling in love with one person is called distraction, falling in love with several people is called taking away the kidneys, falling in love with a bunch of people is called distraction, it's too tiring, I don't want to be young and don't lift it yet."
As soon as Chu Du put the phone down, the system elf who didn't realize the danger screamed and arrived back, but Chu Du easily protected her in the palm of his hand.
"Damn, you murdered?" The system elf stomped in puff.
Chu Du just looked at the system elf for a long time and didn't answer.
"Okay, okay, I said okay, in ten days you are going to play a game with IG, this time it's not a live broadcast, it's just one of their daily training. I forgot to tell you that in the near future, it will be IG who will break the record! ”
"Are you sure you're not kidding?"
Chu Du really couldn't believe his ears, he predicted that his record would be ended by the king player of the national service, but he didn't expect it to be IG who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly.
"I'll just say that you don't be too self-righteous, you think it's impossible to be more real than people."
"Looks like you're missing something, right?"
Chu Du is too lazy to talk to the system elves, this woman has become a chatter recently, and it is better to engage in less topics.
"Don't worry, I'll tell you what I need to say then." (To be continued.) )