Chapter 175: Five Sprays in One Second
If Fei Feifei is a tepid little beauty, then Da Tsundere is the little beauty who specializes in making trouble. After that, although the little beauty who specializes in making things is no longer as blatantly pit the tepid little beauty as before, however, some game behaviors that specialize in making things happen are still worth paying attention to.
First, the only thing you can do is to brush the wild, whether it's your own wild area or the opponent's wild area, and never help other road gank.
Second, in addition to brushing the wild, she only does one thing next, that is, to hang around the tepid little beauty, or walk in front of others and say: Huh? Aren't trolls supposed to ride velociraptors? Or is it ...... Oh. Haha, they seem to be angry! This was followed by dancing.
The teammates who specialize in making trouble little beauties can be seen that this troll doesn't know anything, he's just here to make trouble.
First, when she entered someone else's wild area, someone else hit the ninth level of the jungle, she was level six, and the sixth level chased someone else's ninth level, and was beaten to death.
Second, this troll never follows the group, like a novice who has just learned to play man-machine, and everything he does every second is to wander around, without purpose. If it weren't for seeing her brush the wild and go back to the city, her teammates might think that she used some script to come in and hang up.
Therefore, when the teammates who specialize in making trouble little beauties see these scenes, how can they not scold and sneer.
Among them, the card is the most arrogant in terms of temper, and the card's current scolding sentence is full of abandonment of the little beauty who specializes in making trouble.
There are two different situations of swearing, one is to hate it, in fact, at the beginning. There is still a little bit of meaning in the swearing words of the cards; Another kind. It's to give up completely, for example: this brain-dead troll. Don't bring the line to the single knife girl, let's come to the group.
Truly! When you meet a troll teammate who is so good at 'playing', you can't be serious about it. The cards are not bad at all, they should accept the reality as soon as possible, trolls are brainless, and if they work hard, they may still be able to salvage this game a little.
So then, there were a lot of classic clips.
System Prompt: doublekill!
System Prompt: TripleKill!
System Prompt: Quadrakill!
System Prompt: Pentakill!
A thigh, in the game came to the most critical juncture. Finally showed her roundness, snow white, slender and smooth, ahhhh
In the first ten minutes, the silent Shangdan Dao Girl, after entering the tenth minute of the game, has been harvesting almost at an average rate of two and a half heads per minute. On the Summoner's Rift. Wherever there is an enemy, there is her figure, and where there is a figure, there are fallen enemies. The sword flew wildly. It's like dipped in blood for a painting.
“66666!” The teammates on the lower lane were conquered by her slenderness, and the enemy was in front of her, which was not worth mentioning at all.
“66666!” The mid lane card was conquered by her strong will. The victory of the enemy will be a luxury, and Ionia will not perish.
Her teammates chanted excitedly. Her enemies are trembling, so let's end it! The heirloom sword of the family dances lightly around her. And she is already standing in front of the enemy's central crystal, and with a single stroke, this tragic battle can come to an end - the true will will not be defeated!
As the blade of the sword crossed the crystal, there was an explosion from the crystal, and the game was finally over in more than thirty minutes, and a single knife girl with a head kill of more than thirty dominated this game.
Returning to the battle statistics screen, it can be seen that her enemies are very unconvinced.
"Brain Dead Wandering, Development Your Paralysis."
"I got a brain shot in the thigh."
"I don't want to play with the brain-dead wanderers anymore."
"I said that I would fight in the group, and I said that I would be protected, but if I could lose?"
"A bunch of garbage, I really can't take it, I knew I wouldn't play hammer stone assist."
Although this is a complaint from the enemy against his teammates, it is also an indirect compliment to the thighs. Let's ask if you meet a god and kill a god, and if you meet a Buddha and kill a Buddha, who doesn't want to hug the thighs with a huge charm that is enough to make the other party infighting?
So on the winning side, the cards have something to say.
At this time, the card, because of the victory of the game, has already thrown all the previous unhappiness behind.
What is a troll?
Cards long forgotten!
Next, the card itself has a promotion match, and you can play the Golden Five. I heard that as long as you can play the gold five, you can get out of the silver pit. If others have money, if they can't play themselves, they can go to the live broadcast platform to brush gifts and ask the anchor to play on their behalf, and a poor man like a card has no money for gifts, and he has no strength himself, so it is undoubtedly excellent to add some comrades with thick legs.
The card snapped and quickly started typing.,The opportunity can't be lost.,Time doesn't come again.,I hope this knife girl won't start the next one so soon.。
"Is the knife sister interested in a double row together?"
After playing this line of words, the card saw that the knife girl still hadn't quit the record statistics screen, and he felt a relative.
What if the knife girl just orders another game?
Will the knife girl not see it?
Holy! There are so many people in front of me who are blackmailed and squirted, what if the knife sister can't see it?
I knew that I was going to say it before the game ended.
Hurry up and apply to add a friend first!
……
in South Korea.
The top single player of the women's team was puzzled to see that Fei Feifei had already cut the picture outside before the game ended and went to browse the Chinese website in a hurry. Even when Fei Feifei was still demolishing the base, Fei Feifei had already cut the game screen to the outside.
What Fei Feifei is doing, the top laner of the women's team naturally doesn't know, but the top laner of the women's team guesses that they should just feel that the game is no longer in suspense, so that's why it's like this, right?
But...... How to explain the kind of performance that seems to be in a hurry? By the way, Fei Feifei also typed this on the web search bar - 'League of Legends curse words', what does it mean in Chinese?
The crystal exploded, followed by the picture of victory confirmation, Fei Feifei clicked OK, and then instantly continued to switch back to the Chinese web page, and the mouse wheel was creaked by her turn.
Soon, Fei Feifei still seemed to have found what she was looking for.
Back to the Stats screen.
Fei Feifei began to squirt five times a second.
"Your mother is dead hanging on a tree, I'm your father, what kind of ranking is such a dish, go play man-machine."
"Playing a hero can't even keep people, and I want to send a reminder so that my fingers hurt, play your mother to stink, go home and eat shit."
"Waste livestock stay away from me, and you want to add me as a friend, I'm on the same level as you? If it weren't for winning, I would have sprayed you on the wall twenty minutes ago! ”
“……”
The card saw Fei Feifei spraying five times a second, it was simply too sympathetic to the troll, and this troll was also funny, playing like that bird, and even wanted to add the knife girl as a friend, the card thought so, and soon, the card typed to comfort him.
"Big brother on the top order, put down Hentai and talk well, the waste troll is not worth our anger. Interested in a double row together? ”
Over there, Fei Feifei immediately typed and replied: "I'm a double row of your mother!" I'm talking about you. Take an ID: Shucheng Shen Shao! Shen Shao, your mother, a junior high school student, pretending to be your mother more than a college student. This game is not for you, go home and make your congruent triangle equal to the bisector of the corresponding angles. ”
After reading the card, he was speechless and puzzled, although he was indeed a junior high school student: "I said that the big brother of Shangdan, did you scold the wrong person?" ”
Fei Feifei: "Who just scolded me for bringing a brass five, stupid person I scolded." ”
Then Big Tsundere secretly typed in the back: "66666!" (To be continued.) )
PS: I still like Fei Feifei very much