Chapter 131: Flickering the sheep baby
"You sneaky guys, are you trying to steal my goats!"
When the fat man was still discussing, the voice of the sheep herding baby suddenly sounded.
"I knew it must be a sheep thief, and among you, I've seen that lewd uncle, and this old man who isn't a good thing at first glance."
The sheep herding baby didn't know when, she was already standing in front of the fat man and the others, pointing to Yan Yan, who was pale, and Shang Hecheng, who was white-haired and white-bearded.
"Your uncle, labor and management are only 19 years old now, how did you become an uncle? You hairy boy, where am I obscene? At this time, Yan Yan was so angry that he was angry with the words of the sheep baby, and he was very unhappy with a stick in his hand.
Shang Hecheng on the other side, compared to Yan Yan, was much calmer, did not speak, but kept looking up and down at the sheep herding baby with a lot of food in his eyes.
Of course, Shang Hecheng is not metamorphosed to the extent that he wants to eat people, he just feels that the rags on the sheep baby seem to have not been eaten before, and after the sheep baby is put down later, do you want to get some to taste?
"A full beard and messy hair! Still 19 years old? You think that if you are a child, you can deceive me, uncle, it is not easy to deceive me. ”
"And, you look at yourself, you've been pouting your ass, your little eyes are rolling around, isn't it obscene or what?" The sheep herding baby pursed her mouth disdainfully, pointed at Yan Yan and said.
As soon as the sheep baby said, everyone turned their heads and glanced at Yan Yan, and it was no different from what the sheep baby said.
Seeing everyone's strange gazes, Yan Yan felt his scalp tingle, and quickly explained, "Don't get me wrong, Hair and beard, that's because I've been busy filming a TV series recently, and I'm too dedicated and concentrated, so I don't have time to take care of it." ”
"Romance action movie?"
"Your sister! I want to go there, it's a task issued by the space, and the TV series is filmed for the space, as for the content, it's kept secret now! Yan Yan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Although he also wants to make a romantic action movie, he can only think about it without the consent of the space and without a suitable actor.
Seeing that everyone's expressions were still full of weird colors, Yan Yan hurriedly put back the pouting buttocks.
No way, I was stabbed by a goat last time, and when I came to this place, the shadow in my heart appeared, and I involuntarily posed in this shape.
"Space? TV series? Task? Romance action movie? What are these things? How come I've never heard of it? After listening to Yan Yan's words, the curiosity of the sheep herding baby suddenly increased, and the vigilance in her heart relaxed a lot, and she asked.
But behind him, a goat, as if he had wisdom, eyes the size of eggs, staring at the fat man and the others.
As long as the fat man and the others, if there is any dangerous action, they seem to be charging, and the reincarnators are numb in their scalps!
The reason for the numbness is not because of the strength of the goat, but because of the wisdom of the goat's eyes, the spirituality revealed in the eyes!
In fact, even if the reincarnators are not the opponents of the goats, if they want to escape from the goats, it is no problem for any player here.
Wisdom and spirituality are generally exclusive to intelligent creatures and humans, and seeing the goat's eyes full of wisdom at this time naturally makes the hearts of the reincarnators stir monstrous waves.
"Little brat, if you can call me, handsome big brother, I'll explain to you, what space and mission are, as well as the meaning of TV series and love action movies."
"Especially in love action movies, a man, even if he is an underage man, if he doesn't know what it means, then living is simply a sadness and a waste of time." Yan Yan said with a cheap smile on his face.
"The problem is that you're not handsome at all, and if you really call you a handsome big brother, wouldn't that be a lie? Adults tell me that children who lie are not good children, so I never lie! ”
Listening to the words of the sheep herding baby, all the reincarnators felt like they were trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses!
Others are okay, they have just read about the sheep herding baby and harming the villagers in the textbook, but Shang Hecheng, who has been wandering in the wolf world for a long time, knows more about the sheep herding baby than everyone else.
Basically, in a month's time, if you don't cheat the villagers who work a few times, this little kid will never give up, and at this time he even said that he never cheated people! It's crazy!
"Brother never lies, if you don't call me that......" Yan Yan turned back to everyone and gave everyone a look, and then said, "Then we will go back, and we will never come to this hillside in the future, space, missions, TV series, love action movies, you will never know the meaning." ”
"Let's go!" Yan Yan turned around and made a gesture to leave.
"Handsome big brother, don't go, tell me, I'm all called." When the sheep herder saw Yan Yan turn around, she thought that Yan Yan was really leaving, so she was in a hurry and immediately spoke.
"Yes, yes, you little baby has a bit of knowledge, space and tasks, you can't explain clearly for a while, and you can't understand it if you make it clear."
"I'll just tell you about the love action movies that all men should understand! You don't know, the so-called love action movie ......"
Hearing Yan Yan's undisciplined rhetoric, as well as the obscene movements of constant comparisons, the fat man could only turn his head and pretend not to know this slut.
The other players, although they didn't understand why Yan Yan did this, they didn't stop it, and even Zhao Gang and monk He Cheng joined the audience.
Zhao Gang has been practicing martial arts, lives in the mountains, and has no fox friends and dog friends, so he naturally doesn't know what a love action movie is.
Shang Hecheng, who is over eighty years old in reality, grew up in that era, Xiao Huangshu has seen a lot, but he really hasn't seen love action movies, and he is also very curious about what the so-called love action is.
And Zhao Gang, with a firm mind, lost interest in continuing to listen after understanding that Yan Yan's love action movie was the little bit of work between men and women.
After looking at the sheep herding baby who was attentive and listening to Yan Yan's obscene words, his heart moved, he gave the others a look, and slowly walked down the mountain, and suddenly disappeared the moment he left the goat's sight.
Under Zhao Gang's obscene and shameless comparison, Shang Hecheng is fine, but the sheep herding baby who has never known what a woman is, under Yan Yan's comparison, his face is red, but he is extremely excited.
In the open crotch pants, that bad thing, unconsciously, in Zhao Gang's description, turned from a small soft worm to a red-hot iron rod.
"Hey, stinky boy, now you understand what a love action movie is, right? Tell you, brother, I have watched at least a thousand films. Yan Yan said proudly, and then glanced at the sheep herding baby with disdain.
"You kid, I guess you haven't seen the old woman's body, sad, it's really sad, when you were that old, my brother was already on several."
Yan Yan bragged more and more energetically, and it was too much, and he laughed proudly as he spoke.
"Big brother, if you have pity on me, get one for me to see, I really want to watch it!" The little kid was furious by Yan Yan's words, and pleaded with Yan Yan.
"Don't! I'm not your brother, the last time I came here, I was injured by your goat, and I'm not well yet! If you want to see it, take the sheep that hurt me at that time and slaughter it, and I'll take you to see it. ”
After hearing Yan Yan's words, the sheep herding baby tightened in her heart, "You won't lie to me and want to steal my sheep, right?" ”
ps: Thank you, fireworks~ lonely, the third reward! Thank you very much!
Anyway, there are only today, like fireworks~ I feel so sad to be alone to reward.