"To be honest, I don't want to immigrate, especially I don't want to go to the UK, what's the weather, London is famous for its fog, it's like a bathhouse all day long, how good it is in China, collect rent, speculate on funds, anyway, the money is enough for me alone." At the British Embassy, while waiting in line for a visa, Liu Luyi shouted loudly with the old soup beside him. Lao Tang put on a bitter gourd face and didn't pay attention to him.

"Why did you say I was fooled by you," Seeing that Lao Tang was silent, Liu Luzhen became even more arrogant, "What kind of thing project are you doing, the funds are invested in and want to go abroad if you want to hear a sound, I don't care, anyway, I won't immigrate to that bird place, don't mention this matter again, you have to let my wife Ben and the coffin Ben return to the hometown smoothly when you go out this time, otherwise, you kid wait for me to tear you up and feed the eagle," the people around turned their heads to look, and some of them still showed disdainful expressions.

Lao Tang lined up in front, and soon it was his turn, and it was less than five minutes after he went in, and he came out with a disgraced face, looking like a serf was being oppressed desperately, and yelled at Liu Luyi, "I'll let you say, I'll let you say, let's go, people don't give a sign, say that there is an immigrant tendency, I fucking immigrate tendencies, Lao Tzu goes out eight times a year, which time I didn't come back, it's all you, people know Chinese, you bury others so much, revenge, what should I do now, if you can't pass it in time, if the bankruptcy procedure is passed, I'm going back to you [***] hair. ”

As soon as he heard this, Liu Luyi was also anxious, "Didn't you tell me that there was no risk?" It's a big group over there, but the money can't be moved, is this what you said, why is there a bankruptcy now, you can make it clear to me today. Just as he was about to roll up his sleeves and make a move, Liu Luyi's name was called inside, Lao Tang grabbed his arm, "I said brother, you have to sign it anyway, I will tell you slowly after the specific stay, anyway, if we both rest here today, we will ask for dinner together tomorrow." ”

Liu Luyi's eyes turned blue from the inside out, and he was pulled into the visa room in a daze.

There was a whispering sound in the waiting room, and as soon as Lao Tang raised his head, the voice disappeared immediately, and everyone pretended to be serious, as if Lao Tang was the goddess Athena, so that all the believers did not dare to look directly.

Five minutes, ten minutes, and fifteen minutes have passed in the blink of an eye, and Liu Luyi has not come out yet, and even the Chinese chick who was guarding the door and calling the number can't help but put her ear to the door to listen to the movement inside, this rude guy won't take off a chair leg and open the visa officer, it's really hard to say from his performance just now.

The door finally opened, a burst of laughter poured in like a torrential rain in Hunan in spring, and exploded out of thin air like the sound of firecrackers in the Yanjing restricted area during the Spring Festival, and the people outside the door were all frightened without exception, the chick thought viciously in her heart, what kind of decoration company did this, there was no crack on the side of the door, the voice was so tight, one day the gas leaked, and it would be over after a while, she forgot that the equipment in the British Embassy and the simple room she rented was a little different, There's no place for gas on the blueprints here.

Lao Tang's first reaction was to cover his head, it's over, that guy seems to be crazy. When the familiar hand with a strong smell of stinky feet grabbed his arm, Lao Tang, who was frightened and semi-unconscious, actually felt that the angel was smiling and waving to him, and after opening his eyes like an idiot, the angel immediately changed to Liu Luyi's fat face like a big dough cake, "You tell me clearly, how to save my hard-earned money after Lao Tzu stays over." ”

After pouring three glasses of beer in a row, the old soup was still like a dream, "You really signed it?" I still have no heavenly reason, the murder is rated as advanced, and the lively ones are brought to justice, and this British person's brain is not in this way, hey, is it a chick for you to do it," Lao Tang squinted and glanced at Liu Lu.

"Don't say it's useless, Lao Tzu's ability is not only that," grabbed the thigh of a roast chicken with one hand, and with two efforts, Liu Luyi directly gave the poor bare-naked poultry a big fork, "See, I'll give you this action if you're in a hurry, it's numb, hurry up and say, what's going on over there." ”

"Brother, my brother is also being deceived, my hair is small, I said that it was to buy the internal shares of the SJB Group, and the dividend at the end of the year is ten times, who would have thought that the dog said that it was the internal stock of a subsidiary of the SJB Group, no, the subsidiary of the person can't support it, and I filed for bankruptcy, I still saw it on the Internet, isn't this in a hurry to rush there."

"Hey, I said why don't you blow it now, tell you to invest five million now until the end of the year to let me buy a Bentley, Xiali, you, you didn't even see whose stock it was, you bought it, stupid you, you still went to investigate, you look at the red light district." Liu Luyi poured a mouthful of two pots into it, "What should I do now, hurry up and give me a thought." ”

In a small restaurant near Sanlitun, the moonlight outside the window shone in the dim shadows, two heroes, throwing off their cheeks and munching on roast chicken elbows, the sound of sparrows in their ears, a person in the house, sad into the wine turned into a foaming star, Lao Tang began to talk about his remedy.

"Do you know what that subsidiary is for, I just inquired clearly, Ya is a football club, and it is about to be downgraded again, so it simply went bankrupt, and people set up a legal person, and the group didn't care at all, we were trapped, 10 million yuan took 40% of the shares, but at that time, people were pulling me to sign the contract in Ya Group, how the did I know, hey, hey, don't throw me with bones, I'm going to talk about the key part immediately." Staring at the red and shining little eyes, Lao Tang approached Liu Lu in a mysterious voice and whispered, "I plan to sell the forty percent of the shares, you, go and get rid of those old English presumptions, postpone bankruptcy for at least a month, and then you go to the stadium to take some photos and come back, now that football is popular in China, I am responsible, responsible for finding other stupid B in China to pick up our plate." ”

", other stupid b, you're saying we're stupid too, don't say it, it's really right." Liu Luyi didn't put the remaining half of the chicken butt in his hand into his mouth after a long time, and threw it out of the window in a rage, and there was immediately a few dogs outside to grab food and bark, "The question is who are those old Ying, why did they give you an extension?" ”

"So after the past, you have to go to my bastard to be small, but don't be in a hurry, say it well, it's all fucking up on him, I can't rest assured that you have a bear temper, if you want the money back, just put up with it, come back and I'll call you big brother, big brother, please leave you." With a bang, Lao Tang's head and the table came into close contact, the plates and dishes sounded chaotically, and the vegetable soup splashed Liu Luan's body, fuck it, I didn't order the pig's head, Liu Luyi waved his hand to the boss drunkenly, "Dude, the dish is wrong." ”

Yanjing Capital Airport, crowded,

"Remember that pound of tea must have been brought to Tommy, more than 10,000 yuan, enough for me to buy a second-hand Otto, just like this, remember, tell someone well, thank him for 5,000 pounds when the matter is done, but it's all up to you, brother, oh no, big brother, endure, bear with me." Liu Luxian didn't listen to Lao Tang's endless nagging behind him, Tommy, why don't you call it, the whole Yanjing bastard, ran out and really treated himself as a foreigner, what a thing, his eyes glanced at a young woman in leather clothes in front of the team, really energetic, look at this small waist twisted, I don't know which group of international friends are cheaper, if I can contract this piece, see this, stop, don't let you go abroad, don't lose our Chinese face. It's easy to wait for the formalities to be completed, and I thought about going to the smoking room to order one quickly, and I didn't look back to say hello to the old soup, and Liu Luyi disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Lao Tang reluctantly turned around and walked towards the parking lot, and suddenly a voice similar to a shrew scolding the street came from his waist, "Don't bother me, stay where it's cool," Lao Tang waited until the fourth time before pressing the answer button, "Ah, it's me, the auction club, didn't you say that you will find my secretary to register first, they all came to me one by one, am I too busy, hurry up and register, there may not be a seat at the auction when I turn back." ”

The flight attendants of British Airways all wore professional smiles, and Liu Luyi looked stupid, if you let the neighborhood committee of our family come over to study, it is amazing, I have never seen an old lady smile so sweetly, that foreman must have fifty, and I will look at her for ten hours, yes, wash your face and sleep.

Lao Liu in the dream became the executive director of British Airways, the first time he made a decision, and Yanjing Municipal Axe carried out a fruitful cooperation, all British Airways over thirty-five years old flight attendants are exchanged to Yanjing's neighborhood committee, vacated places full of little girls on the street, a monthly salary of 10,000 pounds, the whole Yanjing little girls are chasing Lao Liu Run, and finally chased to the White Tower of the Summer Palace, Liu Luyi held the spire, opened his eyes to see, the entire Summer Palace is a variety of dressed little girls, chasing the same screams resounded in the sky, Relieved, now they are chasing me, why do I love to ignore you when I chase you, it's late now, just proudly, not good, the impact of the human waves made the white tower begin to shake, Lao Liu's head knocked on the spire, this hurts, God's voice came from outside the sky, why is it God's and not Buddha's, nonsense, is it not God who speaks English: due to the influence of the air current, the plane is a little bumpy now, please go back to your place and sit down, alas, it's okay, turn over and go to sleep.

After most of the day's tossing, the plane slowly landed at London Heathrow Airport, and when going through the immigration procedures, Liu Luzhen was very unhappy again, and the security officer actually took him and a group of bearded Middle Easterners to a passage alone for a detailed sampling, and also wanted to open the old soup to the tea prepared by the stupid b Tommy, saying that there may be prohibited items, open it, open it, anyway, it is for Inge interest, who opens it is different, hey, you are going to dig it out and expand it, you want to test, damn, there is half a bag left all of a sudden, Then how can I give it away, I have to let it make do with it

According to the address given by Lao Tang, Liu Luyi took a taxi to Tommy's office in the North End of London, SM Investors Co., Ltd., hey, dare to love London There are also such broken places, surrounded by low old houses, the walls on the street are full of messy things, a few half-grown children are wandering on the road, and a deformed Coke can has become a football under their feet, how is this the old society in a blink of an eye, it seems that the [***] career is really a long way to go.

Go up to the thirteenth floor, on the left is a company that buys instant noodles with a wholesale warehouse, it seems to be a small miscellaneous brand with a regional surname, and people who come in and out are small traders, it seems that Lao Tang's hair is really good enough, and he can kill a little money, as soon as he entered the door, a black aunt with more than three hundred pounds stopped him, "What are you doing?" "Looking for someone," "Did you make an appointment?" "Make a fart, tell him that the eldest brother of Yanjing Lao Tang is here."

"Lao Tang's eldest brother died last year, who is this, come back to my soul with me," a tall and thin man in a Tang costume with hoes written on his chest and back said that day in the afternoon, "You are Liu ...... Liu, what's the matter? ", if it weren't for Lao Tang's pitiful look and five million red yuan suddenly flashing in front of him, Lao Liu would have kicked it over.

Seeing the resentment in Lao Liu's eyes, Tommy smiled instead, "Lao Tang called me and told you, it's basically no fun, even if it's to pay tuition, for the sake of peeing and mud with Lao Tang when I was a child, my commission can be returned to you, six thousand pounds, postponement of bankruptcy, hehe, scratch Rui, I can't help." ”

When it came to this, Liu Luzhen calmed down instead, and he was blind if he was really hammered to death, besides, we are also half-literate people, so let's talk about it, "I said, no, what kind of Tommy, we didn't let them return the money and postpone bankruptcy, we found someone to sell him, isn't it suitable for everyone, will those devils settle accounts." ”

"Damn, people specialize in buying and selling short, can you settle accounts, you know at a glance that you don't understand anything, hey, you can make Lao Tang's stupid b fool like this, you are also leather enough, don't worry, buddy, I'll let you understand the ghost today."

Sit down in Tommy's non-foreign office, order a Zhongnanhai, and take a sip, "Alas, comfortable, it's still this counterpart, let me tell you, this Willingham Club is also offset by people to the SJB Group, the results were not bad at the beginning, and it was a fool with the first division, and it was okay to threaten to rush to the Championship, but these futures people can't figure out what's going on in football, and they fell to the second division after coming and going, and they became bad assets,Said sjb group to sell internal equity, hey, he can be interested, have to force me to give him a change, I am also unlucky, it turns out that there is a Russian businessman to even the pot end, but the old hesitant, I gave the old soup forty percent of the club's shares, and then the Russians don't want it, for this sjb group still hates me, saying that I made a big deal, hum, if it weren't for me, they wouldn't even be able to deceive the forty percent, hey, restraint, restraint, do you want to listen, don't want to listen to me and leave immediately, Don't bother me in the future," watching Liu Luyi put down the copper horse paperweight in his hand, Tommy spit out a big smoke ring, "Dude, think about it, just old Tang's broken mind, can the British be interested, yes, he is now with Yanjing's Zhang Luo to sell the stocks, but how much he can sell, how much people can buy, now there are fewer and fewer fools who have money in the business, hey, don't look at me like that, not to say you, at most you have sold the stocks in your hands, what good is it for the British?" They want to know about it as soon as possible. ”

Liu Luzhen rubbed his temples, "Then maybe it can sell more, besides, what does it matter if you go bankrupt a month later." ”

"What does it matter, you know how much this club needs to spend in a month, even if there is a Chinese who wants to accept the club in its entirety, it doesn't matter how much money the girl can pay, then the stupid b has too many things to do, but it can't be done in a month, unless he emigrates, and he will shoot the money here first, otherwise, the SJB group really can't do this thing, and now the club still has about 200,000 pounds of foreign debt, and if it doesn't go bankrupt, it will have to be repaid."

"What, if there is still foreign debt, dare to sell, and don't let investors know, what kind of fucking financial system is this, bullshit capitalism, it's really time to bring it down," Liu Luxian felt that he was really a big fool now, he simply ran here to play monkey tricks for people, he directly dialed Lao Tang's phone, a shout, Tommy looked at him with a calm expression, even the black aunt outside is very accustomed to thinking, how come the Chinese who come here have a big voice.

Lao Tang listened to Liu Luyi's good scolding on the phone, and finally said in a concluding speech, "That's why I want you to go over, if it's easy to do, isn't it done on the phone, anyway, it's up to you now, I still have a bunch of next family to take over, but Tommy is right, it can be sold at most 40%, and people have to go over to investigate, you can find a way." After saying that, he pinched the phone.

"Damn, I think of a way," Liu Luxin said, "I have no good way but to take the bag of ZHA medicine to the president's office of SJB Group." He glanced at Tommy with his eyes, and after a while, the kid with Tang poems hanging on the bamboo pole was a little unable to hold on, "Or you just buy this club and have fun, and I will get it for you with the remaining 60% of the shares and another 5 million yuan, after all, people's houses and equipment are still worth a little money, as for foreign debts, you can talk to them in the name of the new board of directors, a little less, a little later, it's better than not getting a little, I think those creditors will consider it, you have all the clubs, Let Lao Tang help you make money in China. ”

It's all like this and throwing money into it, Liu Luzhen almost kicked it over, I said that your ancestors are stilted, the whole is a capitalist lackey, and it is inevitable not to stop driving the socialist toiling masses to death and driving them crazy, and then I think about it, it seems to make a little sense, "I'll go back and think about it, tomorrow I will make an appointment with the person in charge of SJB Group, and I will not be able to make an appointment to demolish your thirteenth floor." ”

"Okay, I can see it, you are a green skin, let's make a friend, I don't want to be unable to go back to Yanjing in this life, anyway, I try my best, I can't figure it out, thank you Lao Tang for the tea, wow, it seems that he is really not good, and the tea can only be sent in half a pack."

"I'm going to go to that club in the afternoon, why don't I have to listen to the sound of stones when I run so far, it's really who I provoked, there is this retribution."

"Okay, here's the address." Tommy pursed his lips.

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