Chapter 60 I will never take a stitch or a thread
The situation on the scene, with the efforts of our Canye, slowly became harmonious.
The people in this place are not very clear about the concept of queuing and order, and if there are any good things or good things, they are all rushing up, for fear that they will fall behind.
However, under Tang Can's coordination, a long queue like a greedy snake was finally established.
And the city lord Hu was really almost squeezed to death by the abortion, and at this time, the whole person was pale, panting for breath.
Terrible!
These people are terrible.
He wanted to order him to go back to the house immediately, but he couldn't leave!
The tens of thousands of people in front of him, and the hundreds of thousands of people who will come one after another, are all rushing for him...... Hair...... Here we are!
The public opinion is together, and the people's anger is terrible!
Even the city lord Hu, who had been domineering in Jinling City for so many years, had no other way at this time but to honestly stand in place under Tang Can's arrangement...... Began to distribute ...... to the people queuing up one by one The hair on their own body.
An old woman came up, looking at the city lord who didn't dare to look at him before, and her toothless mouth would leak when she spoke, she happily put her hands in front of the city lord Hu, and stammered, "Duoduoduo...... Thank you, Lord Castle, for your great ...... Great grace!"
City Lord Hu had a fire in his stomach, but he could only tear a handful of hair from his head in pain, and then carefully distribute one to her from the inside.
And then......
Move on to the next one!
From this time to come, City Lord Hu not only had to bear the pain of pulling his hair, but he also had to look at the faces of these untouchables, looking at Tang Can's smug appearance, his lungs were almost blown up.
"Oh, that's a bit too inefficient, when and what month will it be distributed? Come on! Yes...... Just the guard next to the city lord Hu, just you...... Help the city lord of Hu pluck his hair, and then form ten teams to distribute the hair......"
Tang Can yawned, the sun will set soon, at this speed, it is too slow, what year and month do you have to get?
Therefore, several of the guards next to City Lord Hu were all instructed by Tang Can to help pluck their hair.
What can City Lord Hu say?
He also hopes to end this humiliating scene as soon as possible!
It hurts, it hurts!
It's just that...... He wasn't sure if the total amount of hair in all parts of his body was enough for 200,000?
No matter!
Anyway, he knew that this time it was a catastrophe.
I'm afraid I can't keep any of my hair.
Hold back, Hu Yanzhi, you can't cry!
Crying is the weakness of the weak, isn't it just plucking?
I'll let you pull ......
Handfuls of fresh hair ...... from the head, face, hands and feet, armpits, and body of the city lord Hu I pulled it out.
It was then delivered to every victim...... Oh no! It was in the hands of the common people, and the common people who had obtained the hair of the city lord were all happily holding the hair and went to Tang Can to ask for a bowl of well water.
After drinking it, the mouth is crisp and refreshing, and all the negative states caused by the smell are swept away.
Not only that, but the men became majestic and full of manliness one by one, without saying a word...... immediately went to find his own lady, hoping for a great battle of men's dignity.
Produced by Canye, it must be a high-quality product!
The well water in front of the Tang Mansion, combined with the hair of the city lord of Hu, can produce such a miraculous effect......
The miracle came again, and the people of Jinling City were jubilant one by one, and the city lord Hu, who was extremely noble in their eyes in the past, is now ...... It has become a very embarrassing and magical being, like a livestock that provides milk and meat, and is specialized in providing hair.
All night......
There is no curfew in Jinling City tonight.
In front of the Tang Mansion, the lights are bright.
The common people are gone, and another wave has come.
One after another, 10,000 ...... Twenty thousand...... Thirty thousand......
City Lord Hu's wailing never stopped, his head was already half bald, and his hair follicles were dripping with blood...... It's a bit heavy!
Normal people's hair is about 100,000, and the hair of the city lord Hu is relatively moist and dense, estimated to be 1230,000.
And his beard and armpit hair, as well as the hair in the rest of his body, are estimated to be thirty or forty thousand, so ...... According to Tang Can's estimate, for the more than 200,000 people in Jinling City, there will be at least a gap of 20,000 or 30,000!
None of this, though......
Tang Can handed over the task of scooping well water to his father Tang Xun and the family, and he walked in front of the city lord Hu with a smile and stretched out his hand.
"Don ...... Tang Can! You ...... What more could you want?"
City Lord Hu's voice was trembling, and his eyes were full of hatred.
"It's nothing, Lord Lord, haven't you forgotten that the source of the smell is still in your treasure house! I'm here to ask for the secret pattern key of the treasure house, but if you don't want to cure the source of the smell for Jinling City...... When I didn't say. ”
After Tang Can finished speaking, he immediately turned around to leave.
City Lord Hu hurriedly shouted to him: "Don't ...... I...... I'll give it to you. However, you are only allowed to touch the excrement in the treasure house, and the other treasures, you ...... You are not allowed to take it. ”
Alas, City Lord Hu really has no choice, if those mountains in the treasure house are not cleaned up, few people will dare to go deep and approach.
Not to mention the stink of the entire Jinling City, even all the treasures in his treasure house can't be moved.
Moreover, after this battle, he was really afraid of Tang Can.
Who would have thought that Tang Can was really so powerful that he could come up with an antidote to stinky poison.
is also wrapped in the public opinion of 200,000 people, so that he can't resist at all.
If Tang Can is not allowed to completely solve the problems of these mountains this time, in case of a single sentence, Tang Can will need to use the skin and flesh of City Lord Hu as medicine...... Isn't it possible for him to cut off the flesh inch by inch?
"City Lord Hu can rest assured. I, Tang Can, acted above board, and said that if I only moved those, I would never take another stitch and a thread. ”
After receiving the secret pattern key given by the city lord of Hu, Tang Can called a hundred family members from the mansion, and pushed the cart in the direction of the treasure house.
"Hu Weihuang, you bring two people with you...... Remember, keep a clear record of all their whereabouts. ”
Seeing Tang Can leave proudly, the city lord Hu was unwilling, and immediately sent the commander Hu Weihuang over to follow him.
Tang Can, who left with his family, knew that City Lord Hu had sent someone to follow, but he didn't mind at all, and he didn't even cover it up at all.
These people have all drunk the "antidote", so they are not affected by these smells at all.
When he arrived at the treasure house of the city lord, he went straight to work, and all the gold and silver turned into dung in it were transported out one by one.
Where is it going?
Tang Can casually found a garden of the Tang family in the city, and asked people to dig a big pit in advance, and all the manure was poured into it.
And these ......
Hu Weihuang and other guards of the City Lord's Mansion, who had been following behind, could see it clearly, and then went back quickly...... Report to the lord of the castle who is still being plucked.
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And after several days and nights of continuous flights, Chen Simu, the eldest lady of the Chen family, who stepped on the wild goose, finally saw a fairy island full of mist at the end of the sea when the sun rose again.
"It's finally here! Is that the legendary Penglai Immortal Island?"
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