"Then if you don't beat me, I'll leave, go out and eat a fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl."

Wang Yafei escaped from the computer room very interestingly, and Xiao Ding followed closely behind.

"With you, Wei Yushi's face is almost green." Wang Yafei poked Xiao Ding's back and said.

"There's no way, I'm really in trouble, and I suddenly remembered." Xiao Ding explained.

"Don't pretend, go and eat a fish-flavored shredded pork bowl."

"Feishen, go ahead, I'm going to go outside the school."

"Are you serious?"

"Seriously, if I'm fine, it doesn't matter if I play a few more games, it's a big deal to play until the night like yesterday, and then go straight back to the dormitory to sleep."

"I rely on ......"

Although Wang Yafei didn't believe it, Xiao Ding really walked in the direction of the school gate.

"This guy is so cheap."

And whether it's true or not, it's a double happiness anyway.

not only defeated the strong enemy, but also made Wei Yushi unable to get off the stage in front of his friends, thinking of this, Wang Yafei hummed a happy song again.

In fact, since Xiao Ding started, Wang Yafei has not been idle like this for a long time.

The protagonist who said that he had not really become the protagonist yet, but Wang Yafei has really played the role of the "protagonist" now.

is not only to build a good turret, but also to adjust the relationship between Xie Ping and others and Xiao Ding, and at the same time, Xiao Ding is creating some inexplicable incidents all the time.

What's more, after having Xiao Ding, Wang Yafei suddenly felt like he was being watched.

After attending classes during the day and going to school for training in the afternoon, he had to go back to the dormitory with Xiao Ding, so that he no longer had time to go to Uncle Ling to practice alone.

To be honest, since the start of school, Wang Yafei has not seen Uncle Ling much, and the two of them have made a few phone calls to each other.

went to the school supermarket to buy a box of Carlsberg, and Wang Yafei carried the beer to Uncle Ling's house.

In summary, Wang Yafei also helped the school supermarket solve a problem, in this school dominated by girls, beer is not a best-selling product.

To distinguish whether a man is really hopelessly degenerate, it is really only necessary to look at one thing - that is, whether he will insist on cooking for himself every day.

Without choosing to knock on the door, Wang Yafei used the key to open the door of Uncle Ling's house.

As soon as he entered the house, he smelled a smell of oil smoke.

"It smells so good." Following the fragrance, Wang Yafei came to the kitchen.

Only the food in this house can make Wang Yafei feel the taste of home.

"Xiang will go to clean up the table, and go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, if you don't have this fried rice skill, I'm afraid you won't come once in half a year." Uncle Ling seemed to blame Wang Yafei.

"Uncle Ling, I can't help myself, you see what I brought you."

Wang Yafei pointed to the box of Carlsberg he had resisted.

"Foreign beer, I don't drink foreign beer." Uncle Ling said.

Although this is the case, Wang Yafei thinks that Uncle Ling has been greatly moved.

"International famous brands, you should also try to feel the most cutting-edge fashion trends." Wang Yafei opened his teeth and claws again.

For a local bun like Wang Yafei, the cutting-edge fashion trend he made is only on the basis of advertising. There was something in the advertisement, and he thought it was a famous brand.

As for beer, Wang Yafei knows very little, and in Wang Yafei's heart, it seems that Carlsberg is already a jade dew.

And this foreign beer does pay attention to packaging, not close to small bottles, the amount will be much less. Wang Yafei bought a whole box, but he didn't get tired at all.

"I'm half buried in the ground, and I still feel like a fart." Uncle Ling said as he helped Wang Yafei prepare the dishes and chopsticks.

"Don't say that, our youth is just in time."

"That's your youth, my youth is long gone."

"Uncle Ling, you should go buy a bottle of facial cleanser."

"What are you buying that thing for?"

Although Uncle Ling is always bearded, he is not shiny, and according to Wang Yafei's observation, the only cosmetic box he has ever seen at Uncle Ling's house is SOD honey.

"Didn't you watch the advertisement, as long as you use the facial cleanser, you can regain your life, be ten years younger, and take the first step bravely." Wang Yafei said with a smile.

"Unlike stupid boys like you who have time to watch advertisements, we work hard every day just for this bowl of fried rice in our hands."

A long, long time ago, Wang Yafei once faced such a problem.

What is the difference between egg fried rice and Yangzhou fried rice?

According to Wang Yafei, there should be no difference between egg fried rice and Yangzhou fried rice. But Wang Yafei's tablemate told him that egg fried rice and Yangzhou fried rice cannot be generalized.

Scientifically speaking, Yangzhou fried rice should be regarded as a strengthened version of egg fried rice, in addition to eggs as the main material, there will be other sub-materials in Yangzhou fried rice, which is why egg fried rice is only sold for three yuan, and Yangzhou fried rice is sold for six yuan.

Today, Wang Yafei looked at the fried rice in the rice bowl.

"This is probably the so-called Yangzhou fried rice."

"No...... No way. Wang Yafei suddenly muttered to himself.

"Why can't it, is it being abused again, so I have to run to me to cry my nose." Uncle Ling smiled while eating, in his mind, Wang Yafei, who had not come for a long time, must have reappeared for this reason.

"That's not, I feel that Uncle Ling's mentality like you can't do it, living with your mentality, isn't it no different from salted fish." Wang Yafei said quite seriously.

After talking about such a sad topic again, Uncle Ling was also much more serious.

"Even if the salted fish turns over, it is still a salted fish, haven't you heard of this?" Uncle Ling said.

"Damn, where are you looking at all these negative remarks?" Wang Yafei thought that he was negative enough, but he didn't expect that there was anything more negative than him.

"Space, at that time, there was no Weibo or any social network, so I could only look at the space, didn't someone often reprint any quotations in the space." Uncle Ling said.

"Those are all lies, we have to read more books."

"I haven't read a book, how can I tell the truth like you do? What is Fake? Uncle Ling said a little helplessly.

"Seven hundred and twenty lines, the line is the champion, in this disturbing and competitive society, the important thing is not what academic qualifications and diplomas we have, but to have a skill. As the saying goes, no one knows everything, but everyone has a skill. ”

"Why, are you being co-opted by your school club, so you come to convince me to enroll in some senior class. If that's the case, I'm a little interested, but I don't know if there is a mechanical major. I think those who repair motorcycles are quite money-worthy, and it's not bad to learn to repair computers. Don't look at me as having worked with computers all my life, but if you really ask me about computer expertise, I still don't know anything, and now I can only say that I know how to assemble computers. As he spoke, Uncle Ling's expression was much more relaxed.

"I'm not sending small advertisements, how could I let you go to the senior class. I mean, Uncle Ling, you can really think about it. Although you did not receive a traditional Chinese education, you now have the opportunity to become a teacher. ”

"Aren't I a teacher now, it's the apprentice who entered the cave room, and the master threw it over the wall." Uncle Ling didn't know what idioms and allusions should be used to illustrate this cruel reality, so he could only copy the "cave house theory" in a rigid way.

"You are only my master now, but in front of me, you have the opportunity to become an e-sports teacher and an e-sports teacher in a health school."

"Haha, could it be that your principal called you here this time."

"That's not it, I just came to see you as soon as I found free time." Wang Yafei explained.

In fact, Wang Yafei rarely said a few sincere words.

"Are you busy now, isn't it a long time before the provincial competition?" Uncle Ling asked.

"It's not busy, but with one more person, there are a lot of troubles, I used to think that only women would do more, but I didn't expect men to do the same." Wang Yafei complained.

"New kid, isn't it a good thing that you have an accomplice who can mess with you to make Wei Yushi?"

Regarding Xiao Ding's everything, Wang Yafei has confessed to Uncle Ling, but as far as he was tricked, Wang Yafei just avoided the important and lightened it.

"It's a good thing, but after he comes, I won't have time to learn from you." Wang Yafei said angrily.

"Why is he here, you don't have time, is it possible that he will take you out to fool around?" Uncle Ling's eyes suddenly sharpened.

"No, but I can't make an excuse right now. He's just entered our school now, so he's not familiar with the place. I have to be entangled with him every day, so how can I have time? If I still practice with you until the evening, then when I go back to the dormitory, he will definitely ask questions, and I can't explain it. ”

"Don't explain, haven't you always had a good character. A strong life doesn't need to be explained. Uncle Ling said.

"It's not okay, even if he doesn't explain it, he will doubt it over time. If that's the case, Uncle Ling, your whereabouts will also be exposed......"

"Oh, so you think that instead of being passively exposed, I should take the initiative to stand up, and if I show myself as your varsity coach, you can do both practicing and learning."

"Ah, the truth is that I can find a master like you to learn Dota, and it's not an unsightly thing. I think that's better. ”

"No, it's hard enough to teach you alone. When I really become your coach of that Rausch, I have to teach a few more, and I don't have to die in a hurry. ”

"Heck, we've talked about this more than once. But Uncle Ling, you don't need to refuse every time. Again, again...... We can also think of a way, and when the time comes, I will call my senior sister to give advice to the school. If we can really hire you as a Dota teacher, let's not talk about the salary, this is at least a good thing that can create an era. ”

"This could usher in the age of birds."

"E-sports teacher, there are several schools that have this configuration, but Tsinghua University and Peking University don't have it."

"That's nothing new, don't you forget, the last time you beat your team, didn't you hire a coach? So it's just a very common thing. ”

"He's ...... It's definitely not formal, we're different. ”

"How is it different, is it possible that the principal of the health school will replace you, or change your senior sister?"

Saying this, Wang Yafei was speechless.