Chapter 52: Counting Birds with One Stone
After eating a circle, Ye Hang found that he didn't need to check. Xu Kai has a phone over there......
Xu Kai: "Forget it if you don't, I'm not familiar with cats." ”
Xu Kai: "Whoever asks him to hide his race, let him write it himself." Don't look it up, have time to rest a little longer. ”
Ye Hang wanted to smoke himself at the door of the telecom, wasn't he bored? People and the snow of the night moon discuss the second turn of the experience. Looking at this dialogue, the snow of the night moon is afraid that he will be unhappy without his own experience. Will you be upset? Of course I did, and I walked around outside like a fool for two hours. I was crowded on the bus for half an hour, and a certain woman ate all the tofu. What is your identity? I am an overseas Chinese. Have you ever seen an overseas Chinese squeezed like a sticker?
At the same time, Ye Hang was surprised that Xu Kai's enthusiasm for the game was not as crazy as reaching the Night Moon Snow, but at least it could be described by the word 'enthusiasm'. This made him a little concerned.
Then he eavesdropped on a voice again, it was Yue Yue knocking on the door: "Xu Kai, tell Ye Hang, no one has answered the company's phone for two hours, and today he will be counted as absenteeism and deducted three days' wages." ”
Your grandmother's ......
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Ye Hang was very reluctant to go back and lock the door of the company, and was squeezed again, and the bus finally arrived home, fortunately, the aunt who ate his tofu this time will be younger. He hated Xu Kai at this point, Xu Kai got on the bus with him, Xu Kai glanced at it and then squeezed in front of a certain position, and the passengers in this position at the next station were packed. The most hateful thing is that this guy never gives himself a pointer. Three times after work, three times I struggled to hold a position, but each time the other party insisted to the end.
When I got home, I had to climb the ninth floor......
Ye Hang felt that he was quite a disaster, the United States did not enjoy the good fortune, and he had nothing to do with the excitement in China. However, he is an expert on counter-arguments. immediately thought that Xu Kai was willing to sacrifice himself so much, and this vote was much bigger than the medicine order, and even the Canadian order.
When I got home, Xu Kai had already played the game. The door was not closed, which added another pressure to Ye Hang's heart. This completely shows that Xu Kai is confident that there is nothing in his room that he is interested in. In a blink of an eye, there were a few plates on the dining table, and I couldn't help but feel moved. After all, he is not a class enemy, and those who stutter still leave some for themselves. Uncovering the plate with his hand, Ye Hang looked at the contents and was silent for a full ten seconds. Then he put the plate back on the table. Look left and right for a proper weapon and start rolling up your sleeves.
What's on the plate? Actually, it's just a note, written in English: empty.
Ye Hang looked up and saw that Xu Kaizheng was smiling and looking at himself with a cup of coffee. Then he said kindly: "Don't read the words carefully." ”
"What word?" Ye Hang didn't immediately rush over and wrestle with Xu Kai, and took a few steps back. Pick up the note and look at it, your grandmother's, sure enough, there are two small words: turn the page. Turning the page, there are three words on it: microwave oven. Turn on the microwave and inside is a quick snack...... Ye Hang asked with a cold face: "As for making it so troublesome?" ”
"I'm not reminding someone of a lot of things, how to avoid being blackmailed by me, and at the same time, I can freely send me text messages." Xu Kai took a sip of coffee: "Why don't you appreciate it?" ”
Ye Hang reacted very quickly, and he woke up immediately with a flash of inspiration. Haha smiled and said, "Xu Kai, you have been conducting psychological evaluations on me." You don't know me at all, so when I show up, you're going to trick me into living with you. Don't decide what plan to use until you get to know me completely. It was my mistake, and I thought you knew me as well as I knew you. There was no phone call from Night Moon Snow at all, and the phone call, like this box of fast food, was all about doing a psychological assessment on me. ”
"Ten pieces of fast food!" Xu Kai said: "You can put the money on the table." "Allow to open and close the door.
Ye Hang regretted it, think about it. How could Xu Kai take such pains to understand himself as he did? People have nothing to do with themselves in the first place. I was too preconceived, and as a result, in the past few days, I have been collected by others. He has confidence in Xu Kai at this point, this person's vision is not ordinary poison. This plan is probably a decision made during the first meeting in China, when they took a shower. Therefore, I want to stimulate and blow myself so much, just to observe my psychological reactions in various emotions and environments.
After eating two bites, Ye Hang returned to the room. But I saw a note on the door: "Take a bath every day, your skin is good." ”
With such a simple eight words, Ye Hang was entangled. Do you wash it yourself or not? This is clearly another test of yourself. So did you plan to wash it or not? Ye Hang smiled bitterly, it turned out that Xu Kai had already passed the psychological assessment and was now conducting a psychological test by himself. As long as this level is passed, Xu Kai has mastered his attitude towards most things, then Xu Kai can start calmly.
So Ye Hang quietly took down the note, and then went back to the room to close the door and play the game. Let you guess, guess you.
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went online, Ye Hang sent Xu Kai a sentence in English: "Thank you for your advice." ”
Ye Kai returned to Chinese: "I am comforting the boss at the McCann Master camp, speed." ”
Ye Hang was surprised and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"You ask me?"
"Huh?"
"Didn't you roll up your boss's hard-earned money?"
"Ah...... This thing. Ye Hang thought about himself, and among the more than 3,000 gold he had obtained from his fraud, he had a contribution from his real boss.
"But you're also doing a clean job. Did you buy two glasses? ”
Of course, it was clean, Ye Hang used two glasses to get the number, and the expenditure on buying small glasses was directly deducted from the profit. The large number mails the token to the small number. Trumpet took the money and hired about 20 people to start a guild. Then contact the 'lightning cat' ID that dared to steal his name. After discussion, he was given 1,000 yuan first. Let this kid confirm his sincerity. Then he took the money and left, and the trumpet committed suicide. The lightning cat betrayed Ye Hang's trumpet to everyone, everyone searched, and the system prompted that this person did not exist. So it was decided that the lightning cat was lying. So the lightning cat can only commit suicide with hatred.
Kill birds with one stone. It doesn't take too much effort to get rich overnight, and by the way, the person who robbed his ID died. Then use the suicide trumpet to preemptively bet on the lightning cat. Guaranteed to be exclusive to the family. Doing this kind of thing, Ye Hang is at his fingertips, a piece of cake. There is one thing that he agrees with Xu Kai is the same, there is greed to have a chance. If that lightning cat is not greedy for the ** who can make real money in the game, he will play the game with peace of mind, and he will not fall into such a trap. However, there is also a consolation reward of 1,000 yuan for a casual suicide, and the psychology should be relatively balanced. As for whether it will fall into a psychological shadow, it is difficult to say. Ye Hang felt good about this lightning cat, he was quite a clever young man, and before he committed suicide, he deliberately left a buckle number for him. I don't know if someday I'll need someone to sell it. Being prepared is Ye Hang's motto.
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