Chapter 137: Sun Tzu is pretending
"It's not a thing, we can trust Lao Hua's ability, maybe you will all be a family by then!"
As soon as these words came out, Jiangnan mm and Bai Mei were stunned, and then they all looked at the perpetrator with a look of eagerness to come up and bite twice, but the hateful thing was that the perpetrator didn't care at all, and even Bai Mei's gaze that could freeze to death could be ignored as if he didn't see it, at this time I had to admire the cheekiness of this product, which was thicker than the bend of the city wall. But such people don't seem to suffer anywhere! It's like me, it seems that everywhere you go, you only have to lose! Thinking of this, I sighed again. Why is God so unfair!
What's terrible is that the guardian oath looked at me with envy and jealousy on the side, and the little daughter-in-law who seemed to be complaining about her husband seemed to have a chill in her eyes, especially when the other casually said 'yes' completely broke the bottom line of the two mm, and the two pairs of beautiful eyes turned around and stared at me deadly. The cold sweat on my forehead was dripping, and it almost merged into a stream. Please, don't look at me like that, it's all about me, okay?
Why is it always me who gets hurt last?
To avoid their burning gaze, I deliberately approached the Oath of Guardian and threatened to see his weapon stats. He didn't shy away from it, and sent it out to me directly. It's not bad, a level 30 blue longsword, the attack is also 180-240, and it also has a 1% critical hit chance.
We didn't even have time to prepare any strategy on our side, and the sound of war horses galloping in the distance was heard, especially the billowing dust rising in the distance, and I couldn't help twitching the corners of my eyes. Patronized and farted with this group of people, and didn't even discuss important matters. Now that I didn't have time, I turned around and said, "This is the territory of the cavalry, we definitely suffer in terms of movement speed, and they have a high defense, fast attack speed, and skills that can be matched." We can't do this at this point, so we do our best to save our lives and kill these cavalrymen as much as possible, as long as we lure the cavalry generals out, we have a glimmer of hope. At the same time as the battle, the lady is in the rear as much as possible, especially Jiangnan, and do not come forward. If you make a mistake, we'll have to wait to be weaned and starved to death! ”
The priest's alias is wet nurse, wet nurse nurse, everyone knows this. Even in the game, many players will yell at the priest 'Milk me'. If it's a male priest, it's better, but if it's a female priest, it will definitely get a beating from other players around you. My words were already very subtle, but I didn't expect it to make Jiang Nanmm blush, and nodded shyly in agreement. As for Bai Mei mm, I don't dare to dictate to her. I'm sure this guy would be able to do it alone without me. Just look at how the legendary strong women involved in judo, karate fighting, and Western swords protect themselves. Maybe you can let Jiangnan mm learn, so as not to be bullied all the time. I still remember that the people of Starlight were very arrogant last time, and if it weren't for me, it is estimated that Jiangnan mm would have suffered.
I really don't mean to show off, I really can't get used to seeing Starlight they are rampant and domineering, even a priest can bear to bully, these guys are born without heart? Yes, it's also black!
After scolding them, I began to look around again. Unlike when I first came in with the beautiful boss, the ruined walls that were supposed to remain in the neighborhood are gone. I guess it's because I went a little too far with the beautiful boss, so it was refreshed. And, by the way, the places we once destroyed have also been refreshed. It seems that we have to think differently about how to deal with them. Otherwise, just the six of us, facing such a large group of cavalry in a place where we did not deliberately hide, it would be no different from sending us to death.
Da Da Da - you can already clearly see the white bones of the leading cavalry, still the same virtue, only this time they did not come empty-handed, but held the long sword. It's really unfair, why are the conditions in our favor all refreshed, and what these guys have lost can be returned?
I didn't have time to complain, so I said directly: "The three of us are attacking in three corners, Jiangnan, you look at our qi and blood, who wants to hang up and hurry up." This group of guys has a projectile skill, and if we get together together, we will probably turn into hedgehogs in less than a minute. Almost didn't tie me into a sieve last time. ”
The guardian oath also collected the hippie smiling face at this time, looked carefully at this group of cavalry from far and near, and scolded: "Damn, still projecting? Isn't it with a sword? Why is every dead thing like a presbyopia, even though he is an archer, he can use a sword! ”
I'm cao, are you tmd a compliment?
I looked at the Oath of Guardianship, and he didn't even notice that I was looking at him. Instead, he abandoned his pen and followed Rong and Rong Ma all his life, and after looking at my appearance, he turned his head and said: "I think the boss can't eat grapes at all and say that grapes are sour!" ”
Abandon the pen and nod from Rong, which is considered a default!
After about ten seconds, this group of cavalry finally appeared not far from us, and the leading cavalry immediately stopped their horses and looked our group up and down. When he saw me, the cavalryman immediately grabbed the sword in his hand and said loudly: "Brothers, the time has come to put a snow on shame, put our honor on it, and let our sword punish this ignorant human being who tramples on our dignity!" ”
When the other cavalrymen heard this, they drew their long swords one after another, as if they wanted to come down and fight with me. So when I was ready to rush forward, I noticed that there seemed to be more than this group of cavalry left on me, and I looked back, and sure enough, except for Jiang Nanmm, who looked at me with pity, everyone else looked at me with a look of 'it was all your fault'. I'm so angry that the roots of my teeth itch. I really want to scold: Grass grandma, isn't it your own business to come in the first place? I didn't pull you up, why are you looking at me like this now?
But because the sister of the beautiful boss was also present, I swallowed this sentence back. If I let Bai Mei sue me at the beautiful boss, wouldn't I have to go around without food? So I turned to the cavalrymen and said, "A great man once said, if you can't succeed, try to fail, because failure is the mother of success!" You can't make it successful, but you can do it! Maybe you can be a ready-made stepfather! ”
The Guardian Oath immediately answered: "Who said this?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”
I immediately looked at him with the eyes of the second goods and said, "Uncle Gorky said it!" ”
Abandon the pen and follow Rong to answer: "Then did your uncle Gao tell you that the current society is 'pretending to do it, not pretending to pull it'?" ”
I immediately shook my head and said, "No, Uncle Gao only said, 'Except for garbage bags, only grandsons are pretended!'"
Abandon the pen and follow Rong: "Rely on ......"
Oath of Guardianship: "Dry ......"
Rong Ma's life: "...... day"
"Warriors, pierce the chest of your enemies with the sword in your hand and defend our glory!"
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