Chapter 112: You're Pooh, Your Whole Family Is Pooh! (Guaranteed second update)
Chapter 12: You're Pooh, and Your Whole Family Is Pooh ()! (Guaranteed second update)
Chen Yingying felt very strange, when he came to train, his teammates looked at him strangely, smiling at the corners of their mouths, but they didn't know what they were laughing at.
At first, he thought it was because the zipper of his cowboy ku was not opened, so he looked down and found that the bird was locked up properly.
Is there anything dirty on your face? Wiped a handful, nothing.
"Hi hero. Have you watched TV news, newspapers, or surfed the Internet in the past two days? "This is what Denisov said first after meeting Chen Yingying.
"No, I'm busy learning to drive." Chen Yingying shook his head.
Then he saw that Denisov seemed to be relieved, and the teammates around him suddenly became enthusiastic.
"Ahh Hero, your goal the day before yesterday was handsome! ”
"Yes, yes! It's like a giant bear of the north! ”
A group of people were talking about meaty and hype, but Chen Yingying was puzzled by the second monk - that goal was nothing exciting, is it worth letting them brag like this? In the past, they didn't react to more exciting goals......
It was something that baffled him.
Another thing that puzzled him was that during training, whenever he got the ball, he would hear the collective shouts of "Vinni Vinni" from the fans outside the training ground.
What does this mean?
He didn't understand.
It was the first day of training after the holiday, and for Chen Yingying, the atmosphere was not eerie, but ...... Very spooky!
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After the training, when Chen Yingying walked outside the training base and was about to call a car back to the apartment, he found Uncle Ivanov greeting him with a smile: "Pooh, hello!" ”
Heard the name again ()!
Chen Yingying felt inexplicable, Uncle Ivanov was not a person who did not know him, he had been running this newsstand here for a long time, and when he was still living in the training base, he would often come to him to buy newspapers and magazines, and he was very familiar with himself......
Why does he call himself "Pooh"?
When did I get such a title?
He stepped forward, intending to ask for clarification, while his eyes swept over Ivanov's newsstand, intending to buy a few newspapers and go back.
It was at this time that he saw a very striking photograph of himself celebrating a goal with his back to the camera, but on his back was a poster with the figure ...... Winnie the Pooh!
The photo appeared on the front page of a newspaper with the headline above the photo read: "The Terrible 'Winnie the Pooh'!" Fourteenth goal! ”
"I-!" Chen Yingying's native language blurted out.
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“…… The most eye-catching thing in yesterday's match between Zenit and Nalchiksbada was not the goal or the victory, but Chen Yingying's celebration after the goal...... This allows us to see a different Chen Hero! He used to be arrogant and annoying a lot of people, but this time he seems to be starting to take the cute route......"
Chen Yingying threw the newspaper out.
Cute your sister!
You're just going the cute route, your whole family is going the cute route!
The TV set on was also talking about this incident, and the host was very happy. “…… Yes, yes, that Winnie the Pooh poster for heroes is so cute! Especially with the movement of his body twisting and turning...... Ha ha! That's it, let's take a look ()! We received a lot of calls from fans, especially female fans and children, who rushed to express their support and love for Chen Yingxing's celebratory action! But what I want to say is that in fact, this must not be Chen Yingying's idea, because ...... Let's take a look at this slow-motion ......"
Chen Yingying's attention was drawn to the television.
"This is a ...... from a camera from another camera"
On the screen, he saw that after his own goal, Anyukov ran straight to the bench and then took something from Denisov.
The picture freezes here. The host's voice rang out: "The point is here, Anyukov took something from Denisov, so what is it?" ”
The scene cuts to his back to the camera celebrating the goal.
"Winnie the Pooh!"
Chen Yingying shuddered.
"Actually, it was like this, Anyukov took the poster from Denisov, and ...... Everyone pay attention here, under the cover of Arshavin and Krzhakov, he successfully slapped the poster on Chen Yingying's back while he went up to celebrate the goal! And we look at Chen Yingying's expression...... He's still happy about scoring goals and doesn't know anything about what's going on behind his back, hahaha! ”
"!" Chen Yingying found out the culprit!
Careless dating! This bunch of sluts......
It was at this time that he received a call from Dracula.
"Hero, there is a new advertising endorsement invitation, are you interested?"
Of course he was interested in making money, and Chen Yingying came to the spirit: "You say." ”
"A clothing brand under the Korean Yilian Group, I hope to invite you to be the spokesperson ()."
"Yilian Group? Why haven't I heard of it? ”
"It is the largest fashion company in Korea."
"Sounds pretty awesome. The price will not be less, right? What brand is it? ”
"Winnie the Pooh (teenie_bsp;" It's not me, it's people who are interested in you......"
"You only got interested in that thing after I was told, right?"
Dracula finally laughed: "Hahahahaha-"
Listening to this long laughter, he must have endured it for a long time, right? Chen Yingying rolled his eyes, this Mr. Aurora is becoming more and more like a human, and it's not a good thing......
"Just laugh at you!"
"Alright." The laughter stopped abruptly, "Give me an answer, and I'll get back to them." ”
"The answer is - no." Chen Yingying did not hesitate at all, and replied categorically.
"You really don't think about it?"
"Not at all!"
If he really endorses any Winnie the Pooh costume, this nickname must not accompany him for a lifetime? He's not so stupid, he'll give others a handle to ridicule and laugh at himself!
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The next day, when Denisov walked into the locker room humming a song, a dark shadow rushed to him, blocking all the light, and he only felt that it was dark in front of him......
By the time he reacted, he had already been grabbed by the collar by Chen Yingying ().
"Denisov!"
In the past, Chen Yingying used to call him "regiment leader", and suddenly called him by his name, which showed that he must be angry.
Denisov knew in an instant that this kid finally knew...... He hurriedly raised his hands high: "Don't shoot!" I give up! That's just a joke, hero! ”
"Jokes? You've made me a laughing stock for everyone! Chen Yingying put his face in front of Denisov and opened his mouth to spit at him.
Anyukov cowered in the corner and looked at Denisov with sympathy, he had just been blown by Chen Yingying with a saliva hair dryer.
When the bear roared at him, it was not a human who was actually snuggling up in front of him, but a brown bear living in the Siberian jungle......
"We invite you to Katyusha!" Denisov hastened to beg for mercy.
"I can go to that place myself!"
"We invite you to eat Relong Ju Chinese food......"
"Thank you, I know the boss there very well."
"We ...... Belch...... Pregnant! "I know a very good tattoo artist!" ”
"So what?"
"Don't you particularly like the nickname the giant bear of the north? I think you can get a giant bear tattoo on your body! ”
Chen Yingying was stunned for a moment, and the hand holding Denisov's collar involuntarily let go, and the regiment commander took the opportunity to slip out.
He stuck his neck and said to Chen Yingying: "You can think about it, hero, I think that's pretty cool anyway!" ”
Tattoos are already a fashion symbol for young people nowadays, although for many Chinese, tattoos still have some kind of ambiguous relationship with "soul path", "hooligan", "soul soul" and "underworld".
But in foreign countries, tattoos are a very normal thing, and many sports stars like to tattoo themselves, the most famous is Beckham, who is almost covered with ...... all over his body
Chen Yingying is still an undeveloped virgin land.
He is not averse to tattoos, but he has never thought of them before.
Now that Denisov was reminded of this, he felt that it seemed really feasible.
He turned around and grabbed Denisov, who was about to slip away: "Where's that friend of yours?" ”
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"Are you sure it's here?" Chen Yingying looked left and right, and he and Denisov were standing on a rather dilapidated looking street. The dim street lamps do not bring any warm light to the street.
The houses on both sides of the road are old and dilapidated, but they are very lively. Strong men with tattoos on their arms and necks roam the streets, drunk people lying under streetlights, sewer outlets, and garbage cans in the shadows...... Prostitutes with a large amount of fat powder and a pungent scent on their bodies stand on the side of the road to beckon customers.
"Let's have fun, handsome guy!"
"Strong man, you are satisfied!"
Chen Yingying covered his nose and pushed away a prostitute who took the initiative to pull his arm, and asked what he had just said.
This is not the "most beautiful in Europe" St. Petersburg that he usually sees, but a dark world that he is completely unfamiliar with.
"Of course, it's just ahead." Denisov pointed ahead.
Chen Yingying looked in the direction he was pointing, and in the neon lights, he saw the inconspicuous signboard: "Shit Tattoo" ().
"......" Chen Yingying was shocked by this domineering name, and he turned his head to look at Denisov.
"Huh, you have a personality, right?" Denisov laughed dryly.
"It's so personal......"
The sign of this tattoo shop is small and the storefront is not very conspicuous.
"Monsters! Monster! Standing in front of the store, Denisov shouted.
This name made Chen Yingying almost fall down......
The shit tattoo shop opened by the monster......
What is this?
As soon as I looked up, I came out of it...... A ray of light! Chen Yingying felt that there was a flower in front of him, and the light like stars almost flickered, and he didn't know what he saw.
It wasn't until his vision returned to normal that he saw a ...... A white bald man, his whole body was full of holes and all kinds of metal ornaments.
Chen Yingying looked up at the bald man who came out of the store, the person who needed Chen Yingying to look up...... You can't be tall!
"Hello, Igor." The bald man spoke, his voice hoarse, like the voice of pharyngitis that never recovered.
"Hello monster!" Denisov raised his hand to say hello, and then pointed to Chen Yingying next to him. "I'm bringing my friend to get a tattoo!"
The bald "monster" turned his head to look at Chen Yingying, then nodded, turned around and walked towards the store.
"Follow me."