Chapter 14: O Great God of Machines

It turns out that I, Lotte, am definitely not a magnanimous person.

This zombie face is definitely the one I want to clean up the most since I was reborn for eight years, and at that time I thought it was an assassin or something, but now that I know that you are a teacher, who will you clean up if you don't clean up?

You teacher, you dare to clean me up?

There is a blue sky three inches above my head, and the laws in the human federation are clear, Teacher Joan of Arc makes me cry angrily, am I still afraid of you?

Unfortunately, my taunts don't seem to work against zombie faces.

The zombie face really deserves to be a zombie face, and after listening to my ridicule, he didn't even change his face, but said coldly: "The school rules stipulate that the time for students to arrive at school is eight o'clock every morning, and now it's eight o'clock, and you are two minutes late." I can forgive you because this is your first time. However, you don't have anything to eat at noon. ”

The tone is flat, and the face is like a zombie.

If he hadn't gasped, I would have thought this dude was a dead man, okay!

My sarcasm didn't work, but the sarcasm of the zombie face me off half to death.

Big brother, please, I'm going to get revenge on you now, okay? You tell me now that you can forgive me, and then you won't give me food at noon?

I subconsciously plucked out my ears, and I thought I had heard it wrong.

"Damn, zombie face, are you crazy? I just don't come to class, what can you do to me?

I, Lotte, deserve to be the dog among the tiger fathers and dogs of the first duke of mankind. As an uneducated gentleman, the arrogance of being a gentleman was shown by me in the slightest.

To sum it up, it can be summed up in one word: cool!

It turns out that being a scumbag is so cool!

Hahaha~~~~

It's a pity that I seem to have forgotten an idiom, as if it is called happiness and sorrow.

I didn't even know what was going on, the next second the zombie face disappeared in front of my eyes, and the next second, my lower abdomen managed to collide with a hard object.

The arrogant expression froze at this moment, and there was a cramping pain in my abdomen, which felt like my appendix and my duodenum were all wrapped together.

Under this pain, I clutched my stomach and lay directly on the ground, and I didn't even say a word of scolding for my poor mouth.

Zombie Face stood beside me, still coldly speaking, "Introduce yourself, I'm your teacher, my name is Godfrey." I don't care what you think now, but in my class, it's not allowed to be late, it's not allowed to desert, it's not allowed to eat snacks, it's not allowed to sleep. I will assign homework in every class, and I will not be allowed to leave school if I can't finish it before class......"

I don't remember how many words he said, but what I do know is that by the time I was almost able to get up, the dude just shut up.

I looked at him with a look of resentment, thinking to myself that I would see what you would do in a moment.

With the establishment of the Human Federation, the laws of mankind have become more and more perfect, especially the children's law, which is definitely a heavy punishment for those who dare to beat students.

No matter how you say this, it has to be the Lord of the three years.

But no matter what my attitude is, the zombie face is still the same, and it doesn't even change.

Now I'm also a person under the eaves, I have to bow my head when I should bow my head, I can't clean him up now, but I can't clean it up for a while?

Then I saw the zombie face stretch out his right index finger and sketch it randomly in mid-air.

I was so close to him that I could see a little red on the tips of his fingers.

The voice of the zombie face also sounded: "The course I teach is the Spirit Array, first tell you the most basic concept of the Spirit Array." In the simplest terms, the spiritual array is to lock the spiritual power on a fixed object, and use the spiritual power as a guide to make it exert a certain effect. ”

As soon as the words fell, I could clearly feel a ripple in the air in front of me.

Then a big fireball came straight into my face!

"Holy!?"

My pupils dilated instantly, and I didn't even use my brain, and my body naturally lay on the ground.

This is a typical dog eating.

A scorching brush flew over my back, and I felt the cold sweat on my back evaporate.

Before I could say anything, Zombie Face continued: "You can't cultivate spiritual power, so what you have to do is learn the coordination of spiritual power, the portrayal of spiritual arrays, and physics. In today's first lesson, memorize it. Also, in order to punish you for swearing, give you a month to memorize all these books. You are not allowed to leave until you have memorized it. ”

After saying that, a stack of books like a hill fell directly in front of me!

Can I curse?

I really want to curse!

What is this Nima?

Haven't you just had nothing to eat at noon today? Why can't you go home this month, dear!

Also, did you keep saying you can't swear?

Unfortunately, my little vindictiveness was gone after the fireball was brushed away, and the reason was simple.

That is, this Nima, this zombie face is too perverted.

Although I am a gentleman, it does not mean that I do not have a little common sense.

Conventional cultivators portraying the spirit array is indeed portrayed on a piece of solid according to what the zombie face said, which is also the common sense of portraying the spirit array. But the fireball just now was carved out of the air by the zombie's face.

This kind of strength can no longer be regarded as the level of a teacher.

If it is according to the arrangement of the professional titles in the school, then this zombie face is even higher than the professor's level!

This kind of character is rare even in the entire human federation, how can I clean up people if I am a scumbag!

Even my dad doesn't seem to be able to control him!

Silently looking at the book on the cover in front of me with the multiple applications of spiritual power written on it, my tears were about to fall.

This Nima is estimated to have more than thirty copies, one of which is about the thickness of a dictionary.

One day I memorized a Xinhua dictionary, you are, right?

This isn't the first time I've wanted to kill this zombie face so much!

But I'm sure this is definitely the one I want to kill Li Xue the most besides!

Look at the zombie face standing on the side and not moving, I'm afraid this guy is going to supervise me all the time!

I, Lotte, want to cry without tears.

What else can I do when the scumbag encounters the teaching beast....... Carry it.

When I wanted to cry without tears, our blackest-bellied (countless loops) director Ling Youhan was now chatting with a golden retriever in his office.

"Don't worry, Lord Duke, General Godfrey will be able to teach your son well. And I can't think of anyone else who can teach your son but him. ”

The golden retriever said solemnly: "Then please, in order to avoid being beaten since I was a child, Lotte has memorized the federal laws at a young age, so in order to prevent this kid from protesting with the law, I applied to the chairman of the federation, Long Jie, to place his student status in the military status, and I brought you his military status certificate this time." ”

"Hehe, that's the best. ”

......

I only learned about this scene from my mother's mouth later, and when I learned that my father had specially arranged me into the military in order to clean me up, can you imagine my face as if I had eaten a golden meal?

Not to mention the future, just now.

From this day on, my hell has come from now on.

My father's arrangement actually didn't work at all, because under the supervision of the zombie face, I didn't even leave the Rose Building for a whole month!

Yes, in just a month, I haven't even gone out of the building!

Whether it's eating, drinking, or going to the toilet, all my physiological activities are solved in the Rose Building.

At this moment, I even had the painful feeling I had when I took the college entrance examination.

According to the arrangement given to me by Zombie Face, I only sleep 5 hours a day, eat and go to the toilet for 2 hours, and the remaining 17 hours of the day are all endorsing.

At first, I wanted to resist, but when I thought about how exciting I was in the college entrance examination, I suddenly understood a truth, which is also a sentence that my homeroom teacher often says: "Where is this?"

That's right...... Where is this?

What a grudge on my face!

Essentially, I can't think of a way to clean up this zombie face.

Strong strength, bigger background than me, and my current identity is also completely crushing me, plus the school and my parents still have a default attitude towards this, and even asked Sister Rem to bring me coffee or something refreshing at a fixed time.

This is simply the biggest pain for a scumbag, okay.

If anyone could see the resentment, he would probably be able to see the entire Rose Tower covered in black resentment during the month.

And the source of this resentment is only me.

Many years ago, my dream was not to study.

Many years later, my dream was to beat a zombie in the face.

I think I've met a lot of teachers, some of them are conscientious, some are not smiling, and some are kind.

But people are good teachers!

Zombie face, this Nima is definitely abuse!

A month and three days later, I stood in front of the zombie face and said angrily: "Humans and other creatures think that cultivation is the most important thing, and under this thought, they have fallen into a misunderstanding, that is, the theory that energy is useless. In fact, spiritual power is only a kind of energy, if spiritual power can be properly used, then mechanical energy can even surpass spiritual power. Mr. Godfrey, I have memorized all the books you asked me to memorize, and I have a little idea here, would you like to listen to it? ”

After a month of understanding and acquaintance (in fact, it is to scout the enemy's situation, so as to find an opportunity to clean up this zombie-faced teacher), I already know a lot about zombie-face.

This person doesn't like nonsense, so I didn't wait for him to speak, so I continued with my own words: "I have created a spiritual power circle, if there is any problem in it, please correct the teacher." The name of this circle is called: Reverse Activation Circle. ”

As soon as the words fell, a sneer appeared on the corner of my mouth.

Although I am a scumbag, I was a top student in my last life!

No matter what world you are in these days, Newton's coffin board can still hold it!

If you want to clean up this zombie face, there is only one way!

O great god of machines, please give me the power to combine you with spiritual power!