**, it's almost late, hurry up.

After washing, I rushed straight to the school. Nima! If I'm almost late for a game, I'm going to be famous.

When I came to the school, I found that there was no one around, and I immediately knew that something big had happened. I shrank at the door and looked there, but I didn't see any teacher, hahaha! I'm really ...... (It's so cool in the back!) ）

"Dream, alone, research!"

"This is the first time you've been late this week. Why do you know you're late every day, look at your sister, your sister doesn't live with you, why aren't they late, it's just you...... kid"

Automatically ignored it later, I really had no choice, and wrote down all the articles he said for half an hour, nearly 10,000 words. At least, I don't have such a good brain.

In the end, he had to be punished for cleaning the school for a week, plus writing a 1,000-word review. However, the first class was not in time.

Lying in the classroom, Hua Wu plucked out his ears and smiled faintly: "You kid is really good." They all call you half an hour before school, and you can still be late. ”

"I'm starving, I don't have anything to eat. Didn't eat breakfast? ”

Hua Wu dug into his pocket and took out a piece of chocolate: "You only have this on you, why don't you make do with it...... Yes! ――”

I didn't care about it, I just bit it, Nima, eight hundred miles of long running, it only took a few minutes, and my physical strength was almost gone. Hurry up and make up for it, but this chicken paw, why is it so difficult to bite.

(Don't think about it, it's not as exaggerated as the protagonist says, but after running for a few minutes, that's fine.) ）

After that, Hua Wu's hand was directly bitten by me, Hua Wu looked at the bandaged hand and said, "I'm going to tetanus, God knows if it will be infected?" ”

The old lady looked at it, touched my head with her hand, and said, "It's not so exaggerated, he doesn't have any physical body all over his body, how can he be infected?" ”

Hua Wu looked at Lin Yu and waved his hand: "Xiao Yu! Is this considered a work injury? ”

Lin Yu touched his hand: "Calculate, calculate, see how much your medical expenses for these injuries are." Independent! You're out. ”

"It's out, what's the big deal. Anyway, this month's salary hasn't arrived yet, so you can just deduct it directly then. ”

Hua Wu looked over and said lightly: "What's wrong with this kid lately, can it be said that he has fallen out of love?" ”

The elder sister and a few of them immediately looked over, Hua Wu flashed behind Lin Yu, and said, "That, a major research and exploration, the emphasis is on convincing people with reason, not convincing people with force." ”

"Don't mention it, it's not all the one who broke the text message. You see, when the teacher was lecturing, she sent it. I leaned on the table and pulled out my phone.

Hua Wu took it and looked at it for a while, and then suddenly laughed.

"Hahahaha! That's fine. ”

I suddenly felt speechless, and I really felt that the author had brought them here to torture me.

Forget it, waiting will be a class for the real reason, I really don't know, how did she do it, she is so popular. Now many people in the class want her to teach. It is said that she founded the most beautiful teacher in the school and the teacher with the most surname.

Although the ability to teach is not the best, the popularity is definitely the highest.

"Students, before class, the teacher has to say something. In a little while, you're going to start your graduation exams. After you have taken the exam, you are a student of the university. But the teacher will still be, your teacher. ”

The class burst into cheers.

I know why, I think it is, if I go to that school, she will transfer to that school, where will she become a teacher. Until I graduated from college, or I didn't go to college. However, there are some things that I still think is better not to have too much hope. Although she is the same as me, she is not an ordinary person, teaching or something, you can directly go to Baidu to search, and then sell it as such. However, I don't like exams.

After school at noon, we took out our meals and ate them in the classroom. Some of the other students either went out to play or went to the cafeteria to eat.

After eating for a while, it seems that it always feels weird. Forget it, don't think about that.

"Oh! By the way, you know what? It is said that after a while, the super popular novelist, Han Seong, will hold a signing party in the city. I don't know which of you is going to check it out? After Hua Wu took a bite, he asked.

"Forget it, they're signing these people. Finally, I signed my name on some published books. Then sell it at double the price. Or it's just a sign on the reader's book for sale, and nothing else. I'm not very interested in this kind of crowded thing? "I took a bite of food and then said it.

Lin Yu took a bite, took out a box, and said, "Speaking of which, I have prepared a complete set of books here, and I am waiting for his signature." Here are all the books of Han Cheng. There are "Fools", "A City". There are also some of the essays he has written before, which I have collected. ”

We looked at it and pointed over: "I see, as far as you are here, his hand can be declared nullified." ”

Lin Yu took out a book, flipped through it and said, "You see, his "Medical Treatise" said that there was brain adenocarcinoma. It is also said that this virus can kill the human brain and achieve the effect of killing people. ”

We stopped and I looked at her, "Well, how long does it take for this virus to kill a person?" ”

Lin Yu said, "I'll take a look." Then he flipped through it: "Yes, about three years or so." ”

I thought for a moment and shook my head: "No, far water can't solve near fire." ”

Just after I said that, my phone rang. Then he took out his phone and looked at them: "I still want to say that now, this thing is really terrible." ”

Then it's a matter of throwing your phone right on the table.

Xin'er took it, flipped it over, looked at it, and laughed: "'Twitter! The junior brother actually thought of staying away from girls, I thought you were the kind of person Tian Boguang? 'Hahaha! It's so funny. ”

Then we just looked at her like fools, and she laughed for a while, then looked at us and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

We all laughed, and the Iron Watch said, "yes, that's funny." Hahaha! ”

Then, we laughed even louder.

Xin'er slapped the table and said angrily, "Believe it or not, I told her that half of the ×× you have collected so far are animations?" ”

I also slapped the table and pointed at her: "I warn you, don't talk to me in this tone. I warn you ......"

Lin Yu looked at it and said to Hua Wu: "Why is his hands shaking?" Hua Wu explained: "Angry." ”

"When you were a child, you saw someone spitting gum on the ground, mistaking it for a coin to pick it up, and ending up with your hands stuck to the ground." I immediately shot back.

"When you were five years old, you were confessed. It's still a little boy, and others don't notice it at all, you're a boy. Xin'er shot back again.

"When I was in elementary school, I used the Sky Yacht as a UFO, and I was clamoring for aliens to attack the earth all day long."

"That's better than you know it's better than watching Transformers all day long. He also imitates the sound inside all day long. Autobot transformation, ククキキ (learning the original study). ”

"You used to steal my sister's dress."

"You stole your sister's snacks when you were a kid."

"When you were seven years old, you broke my dad's vase, and in the end it was me who was the thunderbolt."

"When you were nine years old, you stole your sister's New Year's money, and you haven't said it until now."

When the elder sister heard this, she was immediately surprised and said, "My brother stole my New Year's money at that time, no wonder I said that I couldn't find it anywhere." ”

"When you were eleven years old, you stole my love letters to others and read them throughout the school."

"You lied to me at the age of twelve, and Zhou Kelun held a concert in the gymnasium. In the end, I was almost frozen in the north wind of minus 10 degrees Celsius. ”

"Your favorite foods are bananas, cucumbers and carrots."

(I won't talk about the later newspapers, lest you think I'm trying to cheat some space.)

Well, I'll admit, that's what I thought. ）

Hua Wu, a few people, shook their heads and said, "When you two were young, you were really full of evil!" ”

Then we just turn our heads away and ignore no one.

After school in the afternoon, we walked out, and Lin Yu dragged Hua Wu directly to the signing meeting in Hancheng. However, a few of us went back to the company apartment first in an unusually weird atmosphere.

To be honest, the accommodation conditions in the company's apartment are really good. Four bedrooms and one living room, sofas, tables and chairs, TV network cables, everything. Even some people may not be able to live more comfortably than we do.

After going back, Xin'er said to the old lady: "Buping! Are you ready? ”

The old lady nodded: "Two knives, is it enough?" ”

"That's enough."

I was immediately surprised and looked at the iron watch girl: "What are they going to do?" ”

The iron watch girl thought for a while: "Phuket Island! ”

I pointed to Xin'er's room, and the two of us ran over and eavesdropped. Just as I was eavesdropping, Mayu came back.

"What are you doing?"

We made a gesture of silence, and then Mayu came up.

"Why isn't there any sound in there?" After listening for a while, I found that there was no sound, so I asked.

The iron watch girl immediately looked at me: "Otherwise, what do you want, pinch each other, or fight." ”

Then the two of us, thinking about it for a moment, said together, "It's not impossible." ”

"Ahh ――”

The inside suddenly shouted, looking like this, it was about to fight. Then the three of us immediately opened the door and rushed in. Rushing inside, they were found intact on the bed. It's just that they are grabbing each other, one of each other's feet, and that action is a little weird.

But fortunately, the clothes are not a little tattered. And their other hand, holding a cotton swab, wiped it on the leg they picked up.

The three of us were speechless for a moment: "Pluck your leg hair!" ”

The two of them looked at each other: "What else could it be?" ”

I'm on my knees.

At night, a certain group of two gangs fled back as if they were fleeing for their lives.

I ate ice cream and looked at the two of them: "What's the matter, you're wanted." ”

Hua Wu nodded: "It's almost, but it's still a little bit worse." That is, Lin Yu went to the signing meeting today, and in the end he almost provoked Han Cheng. ”

Lin Yu quibbled: "How can I have it, he just said that his ink is almost gone, so I said that I will help him get it." But who knows, as soon as he pressed it, the ink flew out directly and splashed all over his body. ”

I laughed wordlessly and shook my head. That's fine, how they did it.

"Yes! ――His impression of me must have been terrible. If I'm like this, how will I see him in the future? Where is Lin Yu, and suddenly burst into tears.

I shook my head: "Forget it, if you accidentally beat him on the spot, then you really can't see him." ”

Hua Wu nodded: "You're right, she really, she didn't pay attention and gave him a slap." ”

I was speechless, but it was real.

Hana-noi said, "Here's the thing. Lin Yu accidentally sprayed a little ink, so she said that she would wipe it. I went to get the tissue out, but who knows, I was too anxious to unzip the bag. And then with a hard push, 'pop' me and he both got hit. ”

I said, you kid, why do you have one part of your face that looks a little more swollen than the other half.