Chapter Eighty-Six: Decompression
Ask for recommendations!
When the time came to the second day and the training session of the school team started again, Yuan Xiti called all the team members to him: "Boys! You got the school's bonus, and you felt the school's attention! I think you're going to have a lot of pressure! It's okay, I'm here to decompress you! ”
Decompression! The players all muttered, they are indeed under pressure, and when they sleep at night, they often wake up, worried that they will not play well, drag down the team, and make the team lose!
After all, it's the finals, and if they don't have pressure, it's not normal!
But Yuan Dongshuai, a madman, just didn't have pressure, he said loudly to Yuan Xiti: "Isn't it the final of the inter-school championship!" How great it can be, I'm not stressed, I don't need to decompress! ”
Alimu pulled Yuan Dongshuai's arm: "Dongzi, even if you don't have pressure, don't sing against the coach!" ”
"Idiot, you are an abnormal human being, of course there is no pressure, if you can feel the pressure, either you have changed, or the team is really in a huge predicament!" Hong Baren scoffed. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Just when Hong Baren taunted Yuan Dongshuai, Yuan Xiti had already entered the office with five or six team members.
Four or five minutes later, Yuan Xiti and the team members behind him hugged a thick pile of bubble wrap!
Yuan Xiti asked each team member to take away a bubble wrap!
The bubble wrap is two meters long and one meter wide! It's like an air cushion!
Yuan Dongshuai joked: "Coach, are you going to let us go swimming?" These bubble wraps can be used as swimming rings! ”
Yuan Xiti said solemnly: "Yuan Dongshuai, you don't interrupt here, bubble wrap is not used as a swimming ring!" ”
Yuan Xidi paused, turned his head to all the team members and said, "Young men! It's normal to have pressure, and if you have pressure, you have to release it! You can yell and release stress in a place where no one is around, but yelling is a nuisance after all, so let's use a quieter way to decompress! When you feel stressed, pinch the bubbles in the bubble wrap! Don't look at the bubbles are very small, after you pinch the bubbles, you will definitely be able to decompress! ”
As soon as Yuan Xiti said this, the players of No. 1 Middle School couldn't help but give it a try, even Yuan Dongshuai was no exception!
Burst~! Burst~! Burst~!... All of a sudden, the stadium was filled with the sound of bubbles popping!
Yuan Dongshuai said with a smile: "The bubbles are bulging, and they feel very good when pinched!" And it satisfies my desire to destroy, it's cool, it's cool! ”
The players of No. 1 Middle School had the same feeling, they kept pinching and popping bubbles, and there was a tendency to stop, Yuan Xiti hurriedly stopped: "Young men, put away the bubble wrap!" Don't run out of bubble wrap all at once, wait until you feel stressed, use bubble wrap! Although this thing is not expensive, it is also very troublesome to find so much bubble wrap, and you also have to think about it for the team leader, after all, the team leader teacher is a part-time team leader, and he still has his own job, so he can't find bubble wrap for you every day! ”
When the team members heard this, they forcibly suppressed the urge to pinch the bubbles, put away the bubble wrap, and put it in their respective sports backpacks!
But Yuan Dongshuai didn't do this, he continued to pinch the bubbles, and the sound of the bubbles popping was very crisp, making the little hearts of the team members feel as if they had been scratched by cat's claws, itchy, very uncomfortable!
Yuan Dongshuai not only pinched the bubbles, but also smirked and said loudly: "Pinching bubbles is fun!" It's so much fun! Coach, you ask the team leader to find a dozen more bubble wraps for everyone! When we're fine, we play with bubbles! Make sure you don't have any pressure! ”
Yuan Dongshuai's face is very annoying! Yuan Xiti took the small notebook and walked towards Yuan Dongshuai angrily!
Alimu and Hong Baren hurriedly asked Yuan Dongshuai to shut up, but Yuan Dongshuai didn't notice Yuan Xiti who came over, he said to Alimu and Hong Baren: "Why are you so nervous!" Isn't it just pinching bubbles! When I'm done pinching the bubbles, I'm in a crooked mood and we're ready to train happily! ”
Syllable~! With a bang, Yuan Dongshuai covered the back of his head! He said angrily, "Which damn one hit me!" ”
"I hit the damn on you!" Yuan Xiti said loudly.
Oh no, it's Daddy! Yuan Dongshuai was a little weak-hearted, but immediately, Yuan Dongshuai said with a hippie smile: "Coach, what are you hitting me for, I didn't make a mistake!" ”
All the team members are sweating! Handsome madman, don't you listen to the coach's arrangement, and you don't make mistakes? You deserve to be beaten!
Yuan Xiti couldn't cry or laugh, he really didn't know if his son was missing a string in his brain, or if he was deliberately against him!
He was furious, snatched the bubble wrap from Yuan Dongshuai's hand, and handed the bubble wrap to you Zhao Xuan!
Just when Zhao Xuan was not clear about the situation, Yuan Xiti spoke: "Yuan Dongshuai has strong psychological quality!" It's a big contestant! He has no pressure! So he doesn't need bubble wrap! I handed Yuan Dongshuai's bubble wrap to Zhao Crossbow and asked Zhao Crossbow to reduce pressure, after all, Zhao Cross's position is very critical, his mood is relaxed, the training effect is good, and the better our chances of winning! ”
Yuan Dongshuai gritted his teeth and wanted to take away his bubble wrap from Zhao Xuan's hand, but as soon as his hand was stretched out, he was slapped by Yuan Xiti with a small notebook!
"Oops! Coach, you can't physically punish me, look at me, my hands are swollen! Yuan Dongshuai said exaggeratedly!
"Handsome madman, are you trying to blackmail the coach? Where is your hand swollen, it's just red! "Zhao Xuan was valued by Yuan Xiti, so he naturally wanted to help Yuan Xiti speak!
This Zhao crossbow kid started slapping my dad so soon! And he was so arrogant, he actually pointed fingers at me, hum! Can't let him be so arrogant!
Yuan Dongshuai rolled his eyes and said loudly to all the team members: "Hmph! Let's take a look! This Zhao crossbow boy knows that he has no ability at all! He trained with me to break through five defenders and then shoot with his feet! My old handsome man is ashamed, only 70% success rate! I'm even more ashamed of Zhao Boy, he only has a zero success rate! He didn't even have a shot on goal! The coach said just now that Zhao crossbow boy is very stressed, yes, at his level, there must be pressure, and it is a lot of pressure! ”
Expose people and don't expose shortcomings! But Yuan Dongshuai specially exposed Zhao Crossbow's shortcomings, Zhao Crossbow is so angry! He couldn't wait to rush up and kick Yuan Dongshuai seventeen or eighteen feet!
Zhao Xuan had no place to gase, and the hand holding the bubble wrap squeezed hard, poof~!! The bubbles have been pinched and popped!
Yuan Dongshuai laughed: "Everyone saw it! This Zhao crossbow boy is really under a lot of pressure, so he will start pinching bubbles to decompress now! ”
The team members looked at Yuan Dongshuai and Zhao Crossbow, they wanted to laugh out loud, although they all knew that Yuan Dongshuai was deliberately finding fault and embarrassing Zhao Crossbow, but they saw Zhao Crossbow eating deflated, and when they saw Zhao Crossbow's constipated expression, they had an urge to laugh!
After all, in the eyes of the players, Yuan Dongshuai and Zhao Crossbow are just petty fights, because they have a competitive relationship, it is not normal if they don't fight or make trouble! And the slapstick also makes the training atmosphere more relaxed, as long as it is not too hot, it will not hurt!
Zhao Xuan himself also knew that he couldn't be more serious with Yuan Dongshuai, and if he was more serious, he would lose!
But when he saw Yuan Dongshuai's smiling face, he couldn't help but get angry, and his liver hurt and his stomach hurt!
Zhao Xuan can only keep pinching the bubbles!
Seeing this, Yuan Xiti hit the back of Yuan Dongshuai's head again with a small notebook, and said loudly: "We are all a team, we must be united, don't speak ill!" Yuan Dongshuai, let me warn you once, if you say something indecent, I will punish you corporally! ”
Yuan Dongshuai knew that the corporal punishment in Yuan Xiti's mouth was the implementation of family law! What Yuan Dongshuai is most afraid of is family law service!
Since Yuan Xiti moved out of the family law, Yuan Dongshuai had no choice but to shut up stupidly!
However, before Yuan Dongshuai shut up, he asked Yuan Xi: "Coach, I found out, I am also under pressure!" Can you give me back the bubble wrap! ”
Handsome maniacs are under pressure! No kidding! Such an obvious lie, a handsome madman is embarrassed to say it!
Everyone burst into laughter! Zhao Xuan was even more sarcastic: "The coach has already given me your bubble wrap, and the bubble wrap is mine, even if you are under a lot of pressure, I will not return the bubble wrap to you this bastard!" ”
Yuan Xiti coughed lightly and said: "Zhao Xuan, pay attention to the language, although Yuan Dongshuai lies, you can't scold him for being a bastard!" You're teammates! ”
Yuan Dongshuai and Zhao Xuan said in unison: "Who is a teammate with him, we are enemies!" ”