One of the most important exams in the first year of high school is finally about to begin.

Li Hu was dressed in a particularly energetic manner today, which made Murong curious, and he not only asked, "Huzi, why did you dress up so handsome in the last examination room?" Could it be that the invigilator is the lover of your dreams? ”

"Your sister, Rongrong, Old Man Liang is your dream lover and your family's dream lover. The first time I cursed you was the old Liang Tou invigilator. Li Hu said angrily.

"Murong, don't you know? Huzi can only have three kills, four kills and five kills in the examination room, and he feels like a super god, so the exam is enjoyment for him, and before enjoying it, of course we have to dress handsomely. Brother Meng shouted.

Li Hu nodded happily with the expression of Lao Mengye, who knew me.

At this time, there was still half an hour before the first Chinese exam, and the students were all reviewing in the classroom, only a few people with ink in their chests would not be leisurely at this time, of course, Murong was not one of them, he just knew that he didn't know what to read even if he read a book before the exam.

Lin Tianguan suddenly rushed into the classroom and shouted, "Students, tell you a good news and a bad news. Which one would you like to hear? ”

"Good news!" The students said in unison, when the exam is like this, of course, you have to pick the good news first!

"The last physics exam tomorrow afternoon is cancelled!" Lin Tianguan exclaimed excitedly.

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"Wow wow, really? Great, I like it, I love Lao Wang. Li Hu shouted happily.

"Is the message accurate?" Quite a few students who are not very good at physics asked.

"It has to be, it's true, and don't look at who I am? The rivers and lakes are smiling. Lin Tianguan said proudly.

"So what's the bad news?" The students asked.

"The bad news is that the physics exam is scheduled for the second session this morning!" After Lin Tianguan finished speaking, his eyes widened and he looked at the expressions of the whole class.

"Holy!"

"Your sister, Lin Saosao!"

"Die, you!"

Countless textbooks smashed into Lin Tianguan, and he slipped back to his seat like a rat crossing the street, holding his head and grim face, of course, he was ravaged from front to back.

In the first Chinese exam, there was a fill-in-the-blank question that stumped Murong, and countless grass and mud horses whistled past in his heart, and the eighteenth generation of the teacher's ancestors who produced the Chinese test paper were inevitably greeted.

The title goes like this, who is the author of "How Steel is Made"? Murong couldn't help his sister for a long time, so he watched the time pass minute by minute, and in desperation, he had to write a few big words in Holyfield.

It just so happened that it was the sports fan Lao Liangtou who was monitoring, and it really made Li Hu's curse work, this dead fat man's favorite action is to see how the students' exam papers are answered during the monitoring, especially some students who are relatively poor in learning, and many students' answers make him feel that he can live for many more years, and he is in a good mood.

This is also the reason why the students sitting on the periphery of the examination room invigilated by Lao Liangtou are depressed one by one, they are already nervous, your teacher looks down, isn't it more nervous, it is obviously deliberately affecting our results!

Lao Liangtou passed by Murong's side this time, for this student who was absent-minded every time he went to class, he was very interested in seeing how this guy's exam was, he looked down a few times, his eyes flashed, and he almost couldn't help but smile and asked softly: "Why don't you write Tyson for this question, Lewis can do it too!" ”

After Murong glanced at the very annoying Lao Liang for a few moments, his face was as usual, he was not embarrassed at all, he shook his head calmly, frowned and said seriously: "It's not quite like it, the name is too short, it's not like the style of our Chinese class." ”

"What is the style of Chinese class?" Lao Liangtou asked very softly, very curious.

"It's not hard to die, you're uncomfortable!" Murong replied.

Fill in the blanks in front of you, and choose Murong to fill in all of them smoothly according to his own heart, although it may not be very perfect, but at least it is not far from ten, Murong thought so.

But Lao Liangtou, who had read the answers a few times, really couldn't bear it, he forced a smile, walked out of the examination room, and took a few breaths.

The answers of these superb students made him, an old man, have to admire, and now the students' thinking is out of bounds, and he usually doesn't want to learn without skills, so he has greatly gained knowledge.

1。 __________, for Yi to make people haggard

The student replied: I will never regret untying my clothes

2。 The beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, __________

Classmate answers: The villain is loved by others

3。 If you are poor, you will be alone, __________

Classmate answer: If you are rich, you have a group of wives and concubines

_________, no one in the world knows you

Student answers: As long as it looks like Saddam

4。 When is the bright moon, __________

Student's answer: One will last forever

5。 Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other, __________

Classmate answers: Please don't tell him

6。 The final exam is out of the couplet, and the upper couplet is: The hero's sword is not old

The junior high school classmate's couplet is: The old lady is especially rich

7。 In a fifth-grade exam, I got the "Three Stooges, __________"

Student's answer: The smell is the same

8。 When the book is used, there is less hatred, __________

The student answered: The money is not enough to spend at the end of the month

What is this Nima? After laughing outside for a long time, Lao Liangtou's mood finally stabilized, so he returned to the examination room, and now there are only more than fifty minutes left in the exam, which is the time for the students to write essays.

For a while, the examination room rustled, and there was a lot of taste of autumn soldiers on the battlefield.

The essay topic for this year's final exam is standing at the door of xxx.

Murong glanced at it a few times, and scolded wildly in his heart, I damn it, this question is too cheap, only when he stands at the door of the Internet café, Lao Tzu will have a spring of thoughts, and now at the door of the examination room, Lao Tzu has only one feeling: collapse!

So after thinking about it for almost fifteen minutes, Murong still didn't write a word, could it be that this year's essay has a zero score? Zero points, we also have zero depth, zero courage, zero no ancients and no one after us!

So, Murong decided to imitate which student in the legendary biology class of Gangcheng No. 2 Middle School wrote such a masterpiece, which became the second legend of Gangcheng No. 2 Middle School, and the article also made the front page headlines of the summer edition of the Gangcheng School Magazine.

The composition goes like this:

A pair of roundworm father and son poked their heads out of the filthy anus* to look at the outside world, the little roundworm saw the scenery outside for the first time, and was very curious, he asked his father:

"Daddy, Daddy, what's that green out there?"

"Kid, that's grass."

"What's that blue on top?"

"Oh, that's blue sky, kid."

"What is that white? Floating one by one. ”

"Ho-ho, that's a white cloud."

"It's so beautiful outside, why do we stay in here all the time?"

"Child, this is our motherland!" The roundworm father said solemnly.