Chapter 281: This Is the "Secret" of the Crazy Li
After less than two hours of stopping, the drizzle began to fall again!
In the night!
The bus with the Newcastle club logo drove unhurriedly on the highway from London to Newcastle City, and the sound of the Magpies players laughing and frolicking in the car kept coming out of the rain, startling the low clouds in the sky!
After the bus, there is the team of Newcastle fans who have returned with the team!
Fans either let go of the loud music, or shouted with their voices open, or stuck their heads out of the car windows and drenched in the rain...... All in all, it was a fantastic night!
They arrived in London more than ten hours ago with great anticipation, and more than ten hours later they were content to evacuate!
What is taken away is victory, and what is left is shame!
Laughter wafted across the highway from London to Newcastle, and even the gloomy cold and rainy night seemed to be warmed by the laughter of Newcastlers............ An hour ago!
In the first half of the season, Newcastle continued to have bad luck, and finally impressed the whole of England with a hearty victory at White Hart Lane in north London!
When referee Willy blew the whistle for the end of the game, looking at the bright red and dazzling huge score gap on the electronic scoreboard above the White Hart Lane stadium, more than 30,000 home fans hid their faces and cried in the unbridled cheers of more than 2,000 Newcastle people!
This scene seems so ironic in the rainy night of White Hart Lane!
In fact, considering the invincible reputation of the madman Lee, it was not that no one thought before the game that Tottenham Hotspur could lose!
But the situation is different after all!
Because Newcastle is not a star-studded Real Madrid, nor is it a star-studded England team, and the victory in football is not entirely up to the manager!
In addition to the head coach, it also depends on the real strength of the two teams!
Whether it is from the recent game form or the comparison of the team's basic strength, Newcastle is a cut behind Tottenham Hotspur!
A big cut!
In terms of managers, Dutchman Martin Joel is even less of a weakling!
In the past eight months of the season, the Dutch coach has been named the Coach of the Month at least four times, beating the likes of Blue Maniac Jose Mourinho, Red Devils godfather Alex Ferguson and Gunners leader Arsene Wenger...... It's a pity that such an equally magical manager, who led Tottenham Hotspur, which is far stronger than the Magpies, still lost!
Although Martin Joel once caused a lot of trouble to Crazy Lee and his Newcastle with his extremely bold on-the-spot command, he finally had to swallow bitter defeat in the face of Crazy Lee's crazy 3-4-3 formation...... Ninety minutes later, when the madman Lee actually led a group of remnants of the army to defeat Martin Joel's elite army, everyone couldn't accept it for a while! Faintly, the result of the game could be heard throughout the British Isles with the sound of countless jaw dislocations and broken glasses!
Uncanny!
Why?
All over England is asking!
However, at the post-match press conference, Michael Owen, the best player of the game, took out a piece of information that answered all the questions!
“…… This is the information that Mr. Rice Bucket gave us the day before the game, and everyone in the team was given a data analysis ...... with a surname"
Michael Owen was thrilled: "I think a lot of people only see the cheers and adoration of Mr. Rice Bucket when he wins, but they don't see the hardships of Sissy struggling to build up strength for victory behind the scenes...... When any soccer coach can devote all his time to football like Mr. Rice Bucket, and spend all his energy tirelessly sorting out his own stuff from the vast amount of existing materials, data and videos, then he can also win every battle......"
It turns out that this is the reason for the victory!
After curiously reading the information in Michael Owen's hands, Tottenham Hotspur manager Martin Joel said on the spot that he was ashamed!
The Dutch head shook hands with the madman Li with admiration, and sighed with emotion: "...... Tottenham Hotspur didn't lose to Newcastle, but to the madman Lee...... Perhaps Lee's coaching ideas have pointed out a new way of working for many football coaches...... Goodbye, I'm going to comfort my players! ”
And the eager reporters who crowded at the press conference, after circulating the information presented by Owen, also put away the difficulties and malicious speculations that had existed in their hearts with a ashamed face...... No matter when and where, people who really put in the effort will be respected!
One page of information to give the most reasonable explanation of everything that happened on the night of White Hart Lane!
The revelation of Michael Irving, the best player of the game, made the originally gunpowder-filled post-game press conference end easily in harmony and praise!
In the crackling flash, the muffled man's mouth is about to laugh crookedly!
Good for you Michael Owen, what a TMD is so good at getting into trouble! It's not in vain that our Lao Li smashed nearly thirty character points on you in one go, it's worth it!
At this moment, Li Tongfan's invincible "secret" is open!
Of course, this one is fake!
The real reason - not that the Dutch had no means, but because of the madman Lee...... This evil stuffy man has a fm2008 in his hand that is too rebellious! Cheating shamelessly in advance, using the system to deduce the results of the game, plus querying the database to suppress the Tottenham players from technical points...... Three-pronged, even if the magical wizard Harry Potter comes, it's a dish!
………… John Newton is an ordinary bus operator in Newcastle, but of course, like many of his family and friends, he also has a special identity - a member of the centre of Newcastle's largest fan club, the Flying Magpies!
What makes Newton very helpless is that although there is a Newcastle vs Tottenham Hotspur match tonight, and it is the first game after the [God on the sidelines] madman Lee arrives at St James' Park, he can't go to London with the team to cheer for Newcastle, and he can't even sit in front of the TV to know the score for the first time!
Because according to the schedule, Newton will be on duty until 20:30 tonight!
20:30?
By that time, Crazy Lee's first game had already been staged at least half of the time!
The anxious Newton didn't know how he survived the three or four hours on duty, and even a few times because of his absent-mindedness, Newton almost forgot to stop the bus when he passed the stop sign!
Finally, when the last leg of the line was finished, Newton didn't even have time to call his newlywed wife, who was waiting for him back for dinner, so he rushed into a nearby football-themed bar!
Push open the door and enter, and a strong smell of beer will come to your face!
Before Newton could glance at the score on the big screen in the center of the bar, a huge cheer like a volcanic eruption instantly rushed into his eardrums...... "Goal, goal, goal, Turkish boy Emre's pass, Smith bombarded the goal!" ”
"Whoa, it's been 4:1 to kill these bitches in North London, it's already 4:1......"
“…… Oh oh Smith, you're a fucking genius!! ”
“…… Hey, fatty, didn't you scold Alain the other day for being a muscular idiot? How did you become a genius again? ”
"Hell, this white-haired kid hasn't scored such a beautiful goal in the previous games...... Now he's helping Newcastle score and of course he's a genius......
The crowd laughs!
Newcastle scored?
Newton, who had just come in, was in good spirits!
The goal was being replayed in slow motion on the electronic screen, and Newton held his breath and watched with wide eyes, for fear of having done any of the best moments - in the picture!
Turkish midfielder Emre has once again shown his spirit of play!
In the face of teammate Steven Taylor's long pass from the back, Emre first firmly leaned on his shoulders against Tottenham defender O'Hara, who wanted to get around to grab the first point, and then raised his knees like an acrobat performing a circus juggling ball, and tossed his thigh several times...... Scary ball sense!
One...... Two...... Three...... After the third blow, and when the rhythm was completely adjusted, Emre suddenly increased his strength, and the white football quickly flew to the back of his head!
Immediately after, the Turkish genius body was like a spinning top!
Suddenly take a step to the right!
Tottenham rookie O'Hara, who was firmly resisted by Emre, suddenly lost his target, and O'Hara almost fell to the ground due to the force of his habitual push forward!
By this time, Emre had managed to turn around and control the ball that fell high!
This time, it's still with your knees!
On the opposite side, Tottenham's right-back Frenchman Zim Bonda stepped up and looked like he was going to foul Emre, who was keen to perform, and he threw Emre down on the turf...... But Emre didn't give Zim Bonda a chance to foul at all!
The information about Zim Bonda from the boss flashed through his mind, and the Turkish midfielder used a jumping ball similar to Pele's jumping ball in the first moment...... But Emre's jump ball is the thigh!
Zim Bonda tragically missed!
After Zimbonda, Emre finally stopped showing off his little skills, and chose to gently knock Alan Smith on the back at the moment when the ball hit the ground!
The pass was just right, giving Smith plenty of time to run and swing his legs to shoot!
In the face of the crazy tackle of the fierce Tottenham captain Ledley King, Alan Smith, who has reached a full value of 20, did not hesitate and hit the goal vigorously without flinching...... Bang!
The ball whizzed past Ledley King's ears with a scorching heat that was spinning at high speed and flew into the top right corner of the Tottenham Hotspur goal!
This is a world wave that Banksy can do nothing about when he stands on the goal line............ In the bar!
Although it was only a slow-motion replay, the enthusiastic Newton and the equally enthusiastic Newcastle fans in the bar once again erupted into crazy cheers!
The atmosphere is frenetic!
It wasn't until the game on the big screen continued again that the young bartender in the Newcastle jersey at the bar came to his senses and began to refill the customers one by one!
Newton asked for a cup of fresh black zha, took a sip, and once again his eyes were glued to the broadcast screen!
The top right corner of the electronic screen shows the score of both teams - Tottenham Hotspur 1:4 Newcastle!!
Such a big gap?
Newton rubbed his eyes and looked closely, yes, it was 1:4!
The madman Lee did what he promised, and as early as when he set off for the White Hart Lane Stadium, he said that he would bring victory to the Magpies...... God, he really did it!
Excited, Newton drank all the dark beer in the 700-milliliter glass in one go, sipped his mouth and ordered another one!
At this time, the game was in the 80th minute!
Less than 4 minutes after Owen's hat-trick, Newcastle scored another goal through Alan Smith!
On the big screen, the game continues!
The bar, which would otherwise be bustling with activity, is very quiet at the moment, as all the fans are watching the game with full attention!
In the 84th minute, Tottenham Hotspur sent in a low cross after a series of brilliant breakthroughs from their winger Aaron Lennon on the flank!
On the broadcast screen, Bulgaria's "dashing brother" Berbatov jumped high and beat Newcastle right-back Charles N'Zogbia with a header!
Due to the proximity, Given's hasty reaction was not able to prevent the ball from breaking the net!
4:2!
Tottenham Hotspur struggle to pull a point back!
“…… Whew, shit, that bastard was offside when he shot the goal!! The fat man closest to the electronic screen in the bar jumped up from his seat because of the excitement of conceding the goal, and as a result, the beer in his hand spilled and spilled all over the surrounding fans!
"Hey David, be fucking careful, this is the 6th time you've spilled beer on us...... Hell, you're so excited no matter who scores, next time you watch the game, stay away from you......" The fans in the bar cursed over the goal!
But fortunately, Newcastle still have a two-goal lead after all, as long as it is a win, no matter what the final score is, the fans can accept it!
Newton sat in the back row, cursed angrily, and then continued to pay attention to the broadcast footage as seriously as the rest of the fans!
On the screen, after the goal, Berbatov did not celebrate, but picked up the football from the goal as soon as possible, ran back to the center circle with it, and urged Newcastle to hurry up and restart!
It looks like Tottenham want to make a last ditch effort!
Force~~ The referee's whistle sounded clearly in the bar!
The game continues!
However, as long as the score remains unchanged, Newcastle will be able to claim their first win in the last ten Premier League games in less than 10 minutes!
It's the most critical 10 minutes!
In the broadcast screen, Tottenham Hotspur is bombarding Newcastle!
In the 88th minute, there was a sudden change in the broadcast screen!
Newcastle's red-carded professional Joey Barton was once again starved of oxygen after 88 minutes of brilliant performance - a needless elbow strike from the bad boy in a header battle with Aaron Lennon broke the Tottenham winger's forehead and bled blood!
Force~~~ The experienced referee Willy appeared at the "scene of the accident" for the first time, and suppressed the Tottenham players who were about to move with a bright ruby God of War card!
Otherwise, the game will have to be staged in full martial arts!
This foul was so bad!
Newton sat in the bar, and could hear the boos of the flash flood on White Hart Lane Stadium through the televised broadcast!
But the "perpetrator" Joey Barton in the picture glared at the referee unrelentingly, and then walked off the field! The bad boy is obviously taking revenge on Lennon, because Tottenham's goal just now was initiated by Lennon who broke through on the side after playing him with his foot skills!
…… In the bar, the swearing resumes!
“…… I'm betting this idiot will get a red card in the game, right? Damn, this idiot has already got 7 red cards in this game......" The fat man sitting at the front jumped up excitedly again, and the beer in his hand was right!
Newton, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help but roar angrily: "Hell, let this idiot Patton fuck off...... Thankfully, time is running out of time to play......"
It seems that if Joey Barton shows up in the bar right now, the fans wouldn't mind letting this bad boy bear his wrath and turn into a pig's head or a panda!
In the end, I don't know who shouted: "Don't argue, there is Mr. Rice Bucket, and the victory must be ours...... Keep watching the ......"
"Mr. Rice Bucket"!!
These four words are like the policy issued by the most reputable standard life insurance company in the United Kingdom, which quickly quieted the noisy fans! At this time, the broadcast camera happened to give Li Tongfan on the sidelines a shot, and I saw Lao Li rushing up and kicking Joey Barton's ass with an angry face...... Hiss~~~~ There was a gasp in the bar, you must know that Barton's anger will be flat no matter who it is! And it is said that this guy has a history of playing coaching before...... The two of them won't fight in public, right? That's called the scandal of Chiguoguo...... The hearts of everyone in the ball bar are hanging!
Thankfully, Joey Patton seemed to have come to his senses at this time...... Instead of making a move, the bad boy in the broadcast screen confessed his mistake to the madman Li with a smirk on his face...... It's okay, it's okay!!
The fans in the bar are finally relieved!
It seems that Mr. Rice Bucket has completely established himself in the team in just three days, and even the bad boy Joey Barton of "King Lao Tzu is the first and he is second" has become a good baby!
…… In the broadcast screen, the game continues!
Newcastle, who had one man missing, were pressed by Tottenham Hotspur like a grandson and beaten around the penalty area!
The voice of the narrator Mike Donald echoes through the bar!
“…… Beautiful, Robbie Keane's shot ...... Whew, God, didn't you enter? Newcastle are so lucky......"
“…… Lennon stormed into the box...... Foul foul foul!! The Newcastle defender fouled and Lennon was knocked to the ground by Taylor, it was a fucking penalty, damn it......"
“…… Darren Bent's long-range shot, but unfortunately ......"
“…… Berbatov!! Whew, it's off again!! ”
Finally, someone in the bar couldn't sit still!
Or the fat man named David at the front, the fat man jumped up and scolded: "Who is the narrator raised by this bitch?" Why didn't he lick Martin Joel's asshole? It's like I want Tottenham to score......"
No one in the bar echoed, and the knife-like gaze was projected onto the fat man!
It turned out that when the fat man jumped up just now, he spilled the beer in his hand on the people around him for the 8th time, and this time the "killing range" was larger, and even the front of Newton's work clothes sitting in the back row was wet...... Belch...... The fat man found that the situation was not right, and hurriedly sat down with a smile: "Don't get excited, don't get excited...... Watch the ball, hey, watch the ball......"
…… Three minutes later, the bar erupted in hurried cheers again!
Because, Newcastle got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to fight back!
In the broadcast footage, Tottenham Hotspur winger Lennon's cross was pushed out of the box by "Little Superman" Steven Taylor and landed at the feet of Michael Owen!
Outside instep back ball!
Then turn around quickly!
Owen handled the ball easily past Tottenham striker Luka Modric who was pressing from behind, and then chose an unreasonable breakthrough - stabbed the football more than ten meters away, and then chased after it!
This kind of breakthrough, which is no different from brain damage in normal times, has made Tottenham Hotspur fans have a heart attack at this time!
Because the game is coming to an end, Tottenham, which has been in a state of onslaught, has long been without defenders at the back! Not to mention the defenders, if it weren't for the lack of guts, maybe even goalkeeper Paul Robinson would have overwhelmed Newcastle in the penalty area...... Who in Tottenham's camp can overpower lightning killer Michael Owen in terms of speed?
The answer is: no!
More than 60 meters of distance, 10 seconds!
Owen once again sent the ball to Tottenham's goal! Ledley Kim and Lee Young-pyo, who were struggling to chase back behind Owen, gave up after only a few steps...... Because Owen is too fast, he can't catch up at all!
Force-force-force~~~~ The whistle came from the big screen in the bar!
Football goes to the net, the game is over!
5:2!!
This is the answer sheet handed over by the madman Lee in the first game of Newcastle in charge of Newcastle at White Hart Lane!
Perfect answer!
……“…… It's so fucking awesome, finally scoring again!! ”
In the bar, the fat David jumped!
The beer is still flying, and the crowd that has been splashed 8 times has been tricked again!
Because everyone was so immersed in the thrill of Owen's goal and game victory that they didn't even realize that they were being splashed with beer by that hateful fat man again!
The quick-eyed fat man realized that something was wrong for the first time, and quickly turned around and joined in the celebration, pretending that nothing had happened!
A passionate Newton jumped up from the back seat, rushed to the bar counter of the bar, and raised his wine glass: "Hey, listen to me, guys, I think we should go to the highway entrance on the outskirts of the city to greet the madman Lee and the soldiers who have returned with honor...... It was a fantastic game and as a glorious Newcastle man we have to do our part......
This brilliant proposal was approved by a unanimous vote in an instant!
Crazy fans rushed out of the pub and braved the growing rain to drive near the exit of the motorway from London to Newcastle City!
There, four hours later, Newcastle's heroes will return in glory!
(To be continued)