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The literati were crying, like a child, so miserable, so desolate, it made people's hearts ache.

The literati are very sad, they are looking for death, God doesn't let them even care, why let so many people torture themselves one after another, what kind of evil did I create in my last life, the literati howled with sorrow in their hearts, and cried incoherently on the surface.

Fu Gaobin and Huang Haonan glanced at each other, and then looked at Lu Han, who also showed a trace of guilt in his eyes, after all, looking at a big man crying in broad daylight, it can be seen how sad it is, but the shameless old way is different, he sneered, and his strange gaze was like looking at a lamb waiting to be fed.

"Leave him alone!" Fu Gaobin interceded for the literati and stopped the shameless old man's next move, he touched his goatee and looked at the scribe's paler complexion.

"Don't, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong!" The scribe shouted directly, just kidding, he was originally a cowardly scribe, where could he be stimulated like this, either he would die in a hundred years, or he would live well, why torture himself, why.

The shameless old man smiled, and said with a cold look: "Are you still dead?" Are you still dead? Mom, you don't enjoy living well, you still want to die. ”

The so-called wicked have their own wicked people to grind, like this kind of person who is looking for death at every turn, he must have such a blow and torture, otherwise, this thing is a cheap bone, and the three of them will understand it after a little pondering.

"You think I want to, you think I think, you think I think." The scribe roared three sentences angrily, and began to refute, roaring, as if touching something unpleasant to him, but with the cold gaze of the shameless old man, the scribe immediately shut up, and did not dare to say half a word of nonsense.

"Let's make it clear, what happened, please, was your family's silver stolen by robbers?" Shameless old Tao asked.

"Your sister was robbed by a bully?" Fu Gaobin asked.

"Is there a woman named Murong xx who has matchmaking words with you, and then saw you being such a scumbag, so she came to withdraw from the marriage, so you shouted ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, so you studied hard for decades, and finally found that you were useless at all, so you came to seek death? I'll tell you a way, you can see if you have any rings on you, or some jewelry left by your parents, maybe one x old. ”

I have to say that Huang Haonan has a strong fantasy ability, and he made a lot of nonsense all at once.

"Are you giving up on treatment? Is the attending doctor the boss of Plague State? Lu Han's mouth was not sparing at all, and the three of them were all hurting the scribes.

The scribe's expression became darker and darker, especially after Lu Han said this, he suddenly got up and shouted: "Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, I fought with you, it's insulting." ”

"Uncle, just wait for his words and beat him." The shameless old man yelled, then rolled up his sleeves, and began to slash the scribe, Lu Han and the three of them were not light, after a punch and kick, the scribe was really honest this time, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, so he honestly covered his face and sat there.

"Say." The shameless old man pointed to the scribe's nose, with an ugly face of forcing the good to become a prostitute, the scribe was completely like a good girl who was bullied by a bully, first wiped a handful of tears, and then was beaten.

"I was originally a talent in the Great Qian Dynasty and Yannan City, but" The scribe spoke at length, and the shameless old man suddenly showed a fierce gaze, and the scribe retreated in an instant, and his heart was extremely afraid.

"Tell me honestly, and if you don't want to be beaten, you can pick and choose the key points."

"I was framed, the name of Xiucai was removed, I was detained for half a year, and the clan ancestral hall is gone, I regret it, I regret it."

When the scribe said this, he began to cry, and now everyone did not beat him violently, but shamelessly frowned and said, "You peeked at the widow next door taking a bath?" ”

"Got the sow pregnant?" Fu Gaobin continued.

"Actually gave birth to a man?" Huang Haonan said without thinking.

"Don't lose it, all of you." Looking at the scribe's darkening face, Lu Han came out to make peace, and then said with a smile: "The child is eight years old this year, and he can't speak yet. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the literati's expression suddenly turned into a pig's liver, he originally thought that Lu Han would help him say two good words, but he didn't expect that Lu Han not only did not follow them but hurt himself, and the literati really wanted to cry for a long time.

"What the hell are you going to do? Either let me die, or let me live. ”

The literati said with a weeping face.

The shameless old man touched his goatee and said coldly: "You still want to die, right?" ”

"No, life is so wonderful, life is so beautiful, how can you die easily when you are in the world?" The literati's expression immediately became dignified and serious, as if a Buddhist master was persuading sentient beings.

"Then shut me up!" The shameless old man is an NPC, he just doesn't want to see someone die in front of him, but Lu Han and the three are not, they are players, they are here to experience this world, and they are famous by the way, so they have to ask a few more questions.

"I'm not kidding you, what are you going to do now so that you don't think about suicide?"

Fu Gaobin didn't ask implicitly at all.

"Well, just leave." The literati whispered, but with everyone's cold eyes, the literati shut up and stopped talking.

"I want to get my name back!" The literati thought about it and said what they wanted most. ”

"Regain fame." Fu Gaobin pondered for a moment, then lowered his voice and asked Lu Han: "This task is estimated to be just a little money." ”

After Lu Han heard this, before he could speak, the shameless old man sneered and said: "The Daqian Dynasty, with a history of tens of thousands of years, is known as an immortal dynasty, although there are also many dark places, but in terms of fame, in terms of official position, there is no relaxed attitude at all, if you want to spend money to restore your fame, if you have millions of taels of gold, maybe it's okay, but looking at his five-star decay, it is estimated that his fame will definitely not be eliminated because of a little thing, let's say, what did you do." ”

As soon as the shameless old man said this, everyone understood in an instant that the fame in this virtual game world of true immortals was so important, and the so-called spending money to get officials was eliminated at the moment.

The reason is very simple, the official expansion pack said that the reward that an NPC gives you depends on his identity and status, which means that a beggar can give you the most reward, which is the entry qualification of the Beggar Gang Disciple Conference.

And the emperor can give you 10,000 taels of gold, can give you a marquis, and let you sit on a city of thousands of miles.

Now look at this literati, what funds can he have? What are the skills? Give yourself a thousand miles of city? I don't think even ten taels of silver are enough.

With such a puzzled mentality, the three of them looked at the scribe!

"I'm my the daughter of the local city lord!"

The scribe said in a rambling manner.

"Forcibly?" Fu Gaobin asked with disdain, if it was, they would not help him.

"No, she's me!" The scribe shouted fiercely.

"Then, that city lord really can't do it!"

Huang Haonan said with contempt for the city lord.

The scribe nodded violently, and the old Taoist looked at him with coldness, and said, "I'm afraid it's more than that." ”

The scribe slurred again: "And his favorite concubine." ”

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"Damn, you're awesome!"

"You're invincible."

"Great God, ask for advice."

"If it were me, you would still be alive, that city lord has too much belly."

As soon as the scribe finished speaking, everyone worshipped for a while, and he suddenly smiled proudly: "Before leaving, he gave me ten taels of silver." ”

In an instant, everyone gasped again, and then felt inferior.

These days, after playing with women and getting money, this guy is so fucking! Everyone was speechless!

(Think about it or write it now...... At night, I was alone at home to code words, there was some loneliness and speechlessness, not to say anything else, shout for support! ）

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