Chapter 497: Six Paths

In "Journey to the West", the picket spirit officer is mentioned twice, once after Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the Jade Emperor asked the picket spirit officer to investigate, and once was the Tianpeng trouble, and the picket spirit officer reported to the Jade Emperor.

The name of the picket spirit official is not mentioned in the original text, but in Taoism, there is only one spirit official who explicitly mentions that he pickets the heavenly realm and the human world, and that is the "Dutian picket spirit official" - Wang Lingguan.

Wang Lingguan was very prosperous in the Ming Dynasty, so the author of the 100th edition of Journey to the West specially added a scene to this celebrity, that is, he fought with Sun Wukong and fought a battle without a win.

In fact, in "Journey to the North" and "The Legend of the Cursed Jujube", Wang Lingguan is a defeated general under Sazhen people, and he is not a first-class master.

It can only be said that it is not uncommon to play dozens of rounds with the monomer version of Monkey King without winning or losing.

can withstand the thousands of incarnations of Sun Wukong's body and three heads and six arms, then he can enter the first line.

But I have to say that Wang Lingguan fought with Sun Wukong and became famous.

Marshal Tianpeng saw that it was Wang Lingguan, and the wine woke up half of the frightened.

"I went to Guanghan Palace to find my daughter-in-law, what did I do?" Tianpeng let go of his hand and shouted at Wang Lingguan.

"This spirit official has fiery eyes and doesn't rub sand, just now you are obviously using force, disturbing the Guanghan Palace, corrupting the discipline of the heavenly court, follow me to see the Jade Emperor!" Wang Lingguan drew out the golden whip and fell.

"Come slowly, come slowly, I'm a little dizzy now, I can't figure out the situation, tomorrow, I'll go see the Jade Emperor again tomorrow." Canopy took a few steps back.

"How dare you resist arrest?" Wang Lingguan glared evilly and whipped him.

"Don't think that being a picket spirit officer can be unreasonable!" Tiancang took out a nail rake to fight, "Even if it's unreasonable, it depends on who is right, I'm the dignified Tianpeng Marshal!" ”

"If it weren't for your high status, how could it be my turn to go out in person!" Wang Lingguan said proudly.

"Forget it, don't worry about you, I'll go to my mother!" After all, Marshal Tianpeng was arrested, and he lacked confidence and planned to slip away.

"No way!" On the four walls of Guanghan, loud shouts rang out at the same time.

Black pressure, thousands of armor-clad divine soldiers, surrounded the Guanghan Palace.

"I'm dizzy, how did it come so quickly? Who framed me? "The canopy was shocked.

He's still smart.

"Remember those two parrots? It's the picket spirit officer found by the Cowherd. Li Wei said with emotion.

I don't know if the canopy listened.

But this matter, I'm afraid it's not something that a little cowherd can promote.

Tianpeng has a deep background, and as soon as he ascended to the heavenly realm, he was named the generalissimo of 80,000 sailors, and it is inevitable that he will not be jealous.

"I said that at the peach banquet, so many unfamiliar people came to toast me, it turned out to harm me!" Tianpeng suddenly cursed.

Li Wei looked at him sympathetically.

Still didn't make a move.

Marshal Tianpeng fought for a long time, after all, with wine, his whole body was weak, and his heart was weak, and his combat effectiveness was not as good as half of usual, and he was finally captured.

Taiyin Xingjun shook his head, said a few words to Wang Lingguan, and then took Tianpeng and the scribe together to find the Jade Emperor.

I didn't bring Li Wei with me.

It seems that in this level, the system does not intend to let players see the Jade Emperor, Tai Bai Xing and the Manchu Dynasty Immortals.

"I'm late." The fairy who had beaten the Jade Rabbit before stood at the door in a daze, "If I had given him the medicine earlier and made him sober up, I wouldn't have caused this catastrophe, right?" ”

"Yes, if he is sober, he will definitely choose you instead of Sister Chang'e." Jade Rabbit sneered beside him.

"You rabbit, begging again!" The fairy chased after him.

At this time, the other fairies gathered around Chang'e and comforted her.

"It's rare to meet someone who has the courage to pursue my sister, but it's a pity that he's unlucky, maybe it's providence."

"Don't mention the will of heaven, in our heavenly realm, 'providence' means 'that one'."

"What do you mean, the heavenly general sent by 'him'?"

Although the voices of the fairies were small, Li Wei could still probably understand it.

"It turns out that the system is set up like this, Chang'e is implicated in the Jade Emperor......" Li Wei shuddered.

Guanghan Palace is also a "palace".

Well, not all palaces belong to the "harem" or "palace", and the Taoist immortals either live in the cave or in the palace.

It's just that there are so many beauties living in Guanghan Palace, it is indeed too easy to be reminiscent of the Imperial Palace.

Since ancient times, I don't know how many people have thought of the Emperor of Heaven and Chang'e, the widow women's federation.

There is a poem in Weizhuang in the late Tang Dynasty, "After returning from the Yaochi banquet, I was drunk, and I laughed that the king was in the Moon Palace." ”

I don't know if this is the source of inspiration for the author of Journey to the West.

Now if you search on the Internet, the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e is even more inexplicable, including saying that the Jade Rabbit and the Jade Emperor both have the word "jade", and the rabbit was given to Chang'e by the Jade Emperor, and it is also said that Wu Gang gave the Jade Emperor a release, and when he found that there was a situation, he cut down the tree as a number......

It's no wonder that everyone is suspicious, in the final analysis, Marshal Tianpeng was punished too heavily, beyond common sense, there must be an explanation.

The most powerful people and the most beautiful beauties, this is an eternal theme, King Su and Daji, King Wu and Xi Shi, Bawang and Yu Ji, Song Huizong and Li Shishi, etc., are not worthy of being together but are not normal.

In fact, if you want to talk about molesting Chang'e, the consequences are more serious, it is "Romance of the Moon and Tang Dynasty".

On August 15, Emperor Tang Ming, accompanied by three high Daoists, flew to the Moon Palace to see the beauties, and Chang'e went to see the Jade Emperor.

Emperor Tang Ming left poems on the wall to express his lovesickness, but Chang'e cried and complained to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was angry and ordered the Qinglong Star to go down to disturb the Tang Dynasty, and as a result, there was the Anshi Rebellion.

Marshal Tianpeng did even more excessively, and the result was only one person punished, what is it?

Li Wei was thinking about it, and the picture jumped, and it had already appeared on the edge of the Tianhe.

Marshal Tianpeng and the scribe were escorted by a group of Yellow Turban wrestlers.

"My lord, we drank this wine, and we were wronged." The scribe sighed as he walked.

Marshal Tianpeng snorted heavily in his nose: "Tai Bai Xing has secretly told me that it is my opposition to the entry of Buddhism into the Central Plains, which is regarded by many people as a thorn in the side, they have long wanted to catch my pigtails, even if I don't get drunk this time, there will always be a day when I get hit." ”

The scribe opened his mouth wide: "Then I didn't suffer from the disaster of the pond fish?" ”

"You were just punished for digging for three years and returning to Heaven at the end of the period, what is this, I want to reincarnate!" Tianpeng snorted, "But I won't be cheap to those people of the Buddha Sect, after I go down to earth, I still want to stop the Buddha Sect from spreading east!" ”

As he was talking, he came to the edge of the Tianhe, and the Yellow Turban Lux smashed a hammer on the back of the canopy, and the canopy was unguarded and immediately fell into the river.

The Tianhe River is not an ordinary river, this drifting down the water, actually reached the underworld.

Li Wei also appeared in the underworld with Tianpeng.

I haven't been here for a long time, and the ghost pawns of the underworld actually saluted when they saw Li Wei.

"Actually, I've traveled back in time to before the Tang Dynasty, right? They don't know me, but I'm afraid they sensed my prefecture position? Li Wei thought.

"You invited me to tea? Don't want money? The canopy was standing in front of a gazebo.

The old woman opposite smiled: "I want to collect money, but every guest drinks my tea and forgets to pay afterwards." ”

Tianpeng was stunned, and then reacted: "You are the legendary Meng Po?" I'm in the underworld? ”

"Well, I'm not as scary as the legend says, am I? Come and drink this cup of tea, forget about the past, and be reincarnated. Meng Po smiled.

"I'm afraid of you big-headed ghost, so I don't want to be reincarnated! I am an immortal, and I have long transcended the Three Realms and Five Elements! I'll break your demons! Marshal Tianpeng shouted, picked up the nine-toothed nail rake that fell beside him, and went to Meng Po's head.

"What a fierce soul!" Meng Po took a few beatings and walked away.

Marshal Tianpeng chased and killed all the way, and ordinary ghosts and ghosts came up to intercept him, and they were all beaten to the point of bleeding.

Later, the more high-ranking officials of the prefecture led hundreds of ghost soldiers to besiege him, and they barely stopped him.

"Looking for death, change!" Marshal Tianpeng shouted.

Three heads, six arms, and nail rakes also became three, and the 360-degree windmill danced without dead ends, and the ghost pawns screamed and retreated again.

"Stop it, you have something to say." The Immortal finally stepped in.

In "The Four Great Goblins", only a few Hades kings are mentioned, and I don't know if it's because Tianpeng's strength is not as good as Sun Wukong, so the author reduced the difficulty for him.

If the ten halls of Hades are all here, Tianpeng may not be able to win.

After all, he only had one Yuan Shen Body left.

Marshal Tianpeng was patient and reported his name.

"It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, I said it earlier, Dou Mu has already informed me and others, and asked you to cast a good baby." A Hades.

Tianpeng was stunned: "My mother also told me to be reincarnated?" ”

He was originally most unconvinced that he didn't wait for his mother and brothers to come to save him, but now it seems that everyone in the family knows about it.

"Have they abandoned me?" The canopy was a little deflated in an instant.

"No, they want me to do more in the mortal world!" Tianpeng's eyes suddenly lit up, "The Buddha sect is preaching in the mortal world, and when I am reincarnated, it will be more convenient to stop them, so my mother told me to fight on the front line!" ”

"Besides, one day in heaven and one year on earth, so the cultivation speed in the human world is three hundred and sixty times faster than that of the heavenly court! I heard that many immortals specialize in nether cultivation for this purpose! "Canopy is getting more and more figured out.

Well, that's probably self-consolation.

"Okay, take me to reincarnation!" Tianpeng waved his hand, and he was a bit of a leader.

Hades called a few ghosts to send over.

"Six Patrol Envoy Li Chade, you can also accompany Marshal Tianpeng, don't let him get lost." A Hades King said suddenly.

The object of what he said was actually Li Wei.

"Is there anything wrong with me?" Li Wei was stunned.

Although it was just a verbal sentence and there was no hint of a new task, it already made Li Wei feel very fresh.

However, as an envoy of the Six Paths, it happens to be related to the reincarnation of Tianpeng.

Along the way, the ghost cha detailed the five paths of reincarnation, blue, yellow, red, white, and black.

On each path, there are countless ghosts, rushing to be reincarnated.

"Do you think my Marshal Tianpeng is easy to deceive? Those people who are dressed gorgeously are obviously going to reincarnate in rich and noble families, and you go to say that they are going to the animal path, but those two ghosts dressed as beggars, you say that they can become immortals and Buddhas after being reincarnated? Marshal Tianpeng snorted.

The ghost snorted: "Yes, because the more gorgeous the clothes, it means that they have done more corrupt things in their previous life, so most of the people who go to the animal life path are ...... of this kind of people."

"I don't believe it, I don't listen to your introduction, I choose it myself!" Marshal Tianpeng didn't say a word, waved a nail rake, and drove the ghosts away.

"What kind of patrol are you, show me the way." Tianpeng actually admitted Li Wei's existence.

It seems that in the underworld scene, Li Wei's official position in the underworld can allow him to have the identity of half an NPC?

Just like in the main plot, Li Wei's Heavenly Court official position often helps him.

"Tell me to lead the way...... Seriously, I'm not familiar with it. Li Wei muttered.

"Then you give me an opinion, which way to go?" "But I don't necessarily have to listen to you. ”

Li Wei was stunned.

He has rarely encountered the quest protagonist to let himself come up with ideas.

"This ......," Li Wei tried to recall, "the equator, that is, the path taken by those gorgeously dressed people, is indeed the path of animals. ”

Tianpeng snorted coldly, obviously still not believing it.

Li Wei looked at him: "The plot is really not so easy to change, you have to go that way, but I think of one thing, you should also be incarnated outside, right?" ”

Tianpeng raised his head proudly: "My Tiangang has thirty-six changes, only a few stars in the Dou Department can be taught, and the incarnation outside the body is just a very ordinary change!" ”

"Although "The Four Great Goblins" and "Journey to the West" are not written like that, the canopy in the game does have two fetuses, one is Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, and the other is a pig fetus." Li Wei didn't care how much the canopy could hear, and analyzed it to himself.

"So, in order to reduce the risk, you'd better divide into several avatars and go one path each, so that there will always be one that you are satisfied with." Li Wei said with a smile.

"You're a good kid, I really think so." Canopy laughed.

The body shook and turned into two.

"Speaking of which, my brother Emperor Ziwei is about to be born in the Li family in Taiyuan and create a prosperous world, so I'll go and assist him as a clone, as for myself, I still have to be selective." After Tianpeng finished speaking, he walked up to the equator.

On both sides of the road, there were countless scenes of human beings, most of them pregnant women in labor, wailing there.

"This underworld is quite intimate, so transparent, let everyone choose whatever they want." Canopy sex has flares up again, picking up these big bellies all the way.

Li Wei coughed and said: "How can the underworld be so kind, these are all illusions." ”

However, Tianpeng didn't listen to Li Wei at all.

Suddenly, he stopped in front of a red door, drooling.

The young woman in labor in the door has a truly peerless appearance, and although she has a big belly, she can still arouse men's fantasies.

Well, it's the males.

Li Wei coughed and said: "How can the underworld be so kind, these are all illusions." ”

However, Tianpeng didn't listen to Li Wei at all.

Suddenly, he stopped in front of a red door, drooling.

The young woman in labor in the door has a truly peerless appearance, and although she has a big belly, she can still arouse men's fantasies.

Well, it should be said that it is male.

"That's her!" Marshal Tianpeng rubbed his hands, and his eyes lit up: "Not to mention that he looks so beautiful, and he is dressed luxuriously, at first glance, he is a big family, and the vermilion lacquer on the door, doesn't it all say 'Zhumen wine and meat stink'?" ”

Li Wei shook his head: "That's not 'Zhumen', it's 'Pig Gate'." ”

This trick of the underworld is also enough to damage, and it is just enough to confuse the reincarnated, and there are still hints.

It's a pity that Marshal Tianpeng couldn't think of those at this time.

And Li Wei also doubted that this illusion would be created by Doumu.

As I said before, the fighting mother likes pigs.

The nine sons of the Dou Mu are all directly evolved from the nine pigs under the Morichi Heavenly Throne.

"I'll do it too!" Marshal Tianpeng rushed towards the Nazhu Gate.

"After watching the drama for so long, it's time for me to make a move." Li Wei exhaled and sacrificed the Nine Yin Extinguishing Sin Hu: "Marshal Tianpeng, come in!" (To be continued.) )