When Real Madrid's away game against Sevilla was about to start, it was already early in the morning!

Sun Bo was deeply sunk into the leather sofa in the living room, with more than a dozen bottles of beer on the coffee table in front of his lap, and his wife, who worked in the hospital, was working the night shift tonight, and could finally blatantly turn on the TV to watch a football game all night!

Beside him is the famous "First Rice Bucket" - the former owner of the "Li Tongfan" post bar, and now the founder and station manager of the "We Are All Rice Buckets" website!

Coincidentally, after the two got acquainted with each other, they chatted, only to know that they were in the same city, and later watched the ball together and had more contact, and they became iron buddies who talked about everything!

The name of the "first rice bucket" is Jin Zhiyuan, Sun Bo likes to call him the mentally retarded master, grabbed the bottle and swallowed a sip of beer, Sun Bo looked at Jin Zhiyuan: "I said mentally retarded, do you think the rice bucket can be won in this game?" Sevilla are not underdogs......"

The mentally retarded master pouted: "You drank too much, right?" Have you ever seen a rice bucket that you can't win in any competition...... The CCTV commentators are really TMD's grinding, and they also made an hour-and-a-half-hour rice bucket special before such an important game...... By the way, I heard that World Football plans to let the rice bucket come back with the championship trophy to record a special program, do you think there is a drama? ”

"Yes!" Sun Bo is sure that he thinks that Fan Bucket is a man who will not forget his roots, although his motherland has not helped him much!

"Well, I think too!" The mentally handicapped master raised his neck and blew half a bottle of beer, full of spirits: "When the time comes, I will go to Yanjing even if I am absent from work, looking for a rice bucket to sign an autograph, I have been obsessed with this star in my life!" If you die, you have to go to ......" Sun Bo unceremoniously interrupted the mentally handicapped master's heroic posture: "Ya, don't make noise, the game is about to start!" ”

Master of Intellectual Retardation: "...... Your uncle's! ”

…… Spain!

Estadio Pizjuán in Seville!

The much-anticipated 32nd round of the 06-07 season of the Spanish Primera League finally started, referee Miguel González blew the whistle for the start of the game, and the away team Real Madrid wearing a black jersey kicked off first!

Under the "treatment" of Lee Tong-fan with FM-MM, Raul, the Lord of the Rings who recovered from injury, appeared in the team's starting lineup. It's not Lao Li's sensationalism, how can such a historical moment be without the legendary captain of the Bernabeu, Comrade Raul?

What is a little character point?

Just make this fabulous season even more complete, and no amount of Character Points will be worth it!

As soon as the game began, Real Madrid's hammers launched an attacking frenzy with great momentum, and the performance of Raul and Guti, the Lord of the Rings, was particularly active, as the team's captain and vice-captain, at this critical juncture of honor, the two of them shook their skills and were eager to solve the opponent with one shot!

However, judging from the situation in the first five minutes, Real Madrid's attack was stubbornly blocked by the Andalusian team!

Juan de Ramos shamelessly put on a 4-5-1 defensive counterattack formation at home, the Sevilla players were like old hens guarding the chicken coop, carefully guarding the goal and goalkeeper Palop behind them, and even the only center Luis Fabiano also acted as a scavenger, and from time to time he appeared in his own penalty area to protect him!

The Sevilla Minia's little ninety-nine is very calculating - even if it is a draw, it will prevent Real Madrid from lifting the league championship trophy at their own creator Pizjuan Stadium!

Don't lose your share for anything else!

If you want to break through the defensive counterattack tactics, Real Madrid has countless methods, the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals at the home Bernabeu, encountered AC Milan's defensive counterattack, didn't it win in the end?

But today like Seville...... Where is the defensive counterattack, it is simply an absolute 10-0-0 iron bucket defense!

As for the "counterattack"?

He was thrown to the country of Java by Juande Ramos a long time ago!

Cracking down on dense defence has always been a difficult problem in world football, when a team is ruthless and dignified to hold on to a draw, then even if the opponent is several times stronger, it will take a lot of effort, and it may not be able to break the deadlock in the end!

Therefore, although Real Madrid's offensive is ferocious, Sevilla is like a toad that can't be hooked, no matter how Gu Shuai and Bei Shuai control the rhythm to recover and lure, even if the Andalusians see the flaws that Real Madrid deliberately sold in the backfield, they will not take advantage of it!

The game went on for more than 40 minutes in the first half, and it was still a 0:0 stalemate!

In the face of such a "shameless" performance of his team, the Sevilla fans in the stands were not ashamed but proud, gloating cheers and laughter continued to be heard around the stadium, and coach Juan de Ramos turned to his supporters with a provocative attitude and kept raising his hands, inciting the emotions of the fans!

After finishing the incident, he raised his fist at the madman Li who was not far away, Manchester United's evil smile!

Burn the pen!

Super Bad Pen!

Li Tongfan sneered and turned a blind eye to this!

Five minutes later, the first half was over. Sevilla's atrophy tactics temporarily achieved the desired effect, with the players smiling at Real Madrid's hammers on their shoulders, and even deliberately twisting their butts in front of Real Madrid's bench, making strange emphatic emphatic accents and writing the word silver on their faces!

Even the good-natured assistant coach Greid couldn't help it anymore and kicked half a bottle of sports drink next to him!

Li Tongfan patted Greid's shoulder: "Don't worry, there are still 45 minutes left, I believe that the players can always find a solution to the problem!"

…… The living room of Sun Bo's house!

Bang!

The beer bottle was slammed to the ground, and the slags of broken glass splashed everywhere...... "his second uncle, what kind of ball did these grandsons of Seville play...... "The mentally handicapped master threw the wine bottle in indignation, and scolded: "Don't they TMD have a little consciousness as a wealthy family?" ”

I'm the sun!

Sun Bo didn't hear what the grandson was saying at all, he looked down at the floor of the living room, and then looked at the beer bottle slag all over the floor, and then instantly thought of his wife who was working in the hospital, and his first reaction was that he was going to be miserable, so he let his wife know...... "Your uncle is mentally retarded, do you want to kill me?" ”

The mentally handicapped master was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the glass slag on the ground, and then he realized that he was in trouble, and the expression of the atmosphere immediately changed to a sneer: "...... Belch? This one? What's going on...... What bastard watched the ball so tastelessly that he actually dropped the wine bottle...... Belch? Look at your expression, is it me? It can't be me, right? Is it really me? …… Okay, can't I sweep it? ”

"Slut!" Sun Bo scolded weakly!

…… Estadio Pizjuan!

The second half of the game between the two sides is about to begin!

As the players from both sides passed through the tunnel of the players, Sevilla's central defender, 30-year-old central defender Ossio, suddenly turned his head and grimaced at Ronaldo: "Hey, fatty, aren't you very good at scoring goals?" Why is the score still 0-0? ”

This guy named Osseo was in charge of marking Ronaldo in the first half, and with the assistance of his teammates, he repeatedly tackled the aliens with rough fouls, as if Ronaldo was his big enemy who killed his wife and children! Its intentions are so sinister, if it were Ronaldo, who was injured at every turn, he would have been seriously injured by Osseo's shovel!

This guy deliberately used disgusting words to stimulate Ronaldo at this time, obviously trying to make the alien fat man lose his mind in the future!

Dirty words and teasing, this is a common method used by defensive players in the game, some players will do anything to tease the opponent in order to achieve tactical goals, the most typical example is the 06 World Cup final, Italian central defender Materazzi successfully angered a generation of art master Zinedine Zidane, causing the latter to lose his mind and fly the French team's Hercules Cup...... It's a pity that while Ossio's ideas are good, and he does manage to mold himself into a disgusting piece of, the battle-experienced Ronaldo doesn't have him at all, glancing at him as if he were watching a clown show, and then twisting his neck and kicking his legs with a calm face, and jumping out of the players' tunnel...... Fack!

Osseo choked back, gritted his teeth and followed out!

Force~~ The game begins!

Soon, Ossio once again stuck behind Ronaldo with a sneer, constantly making small movements to disturb the aliens; "Hey, fatty...... Come on, pass me......"

Before the words were finished, Ronaldo received a pass from Guti, and a knock on his heel really started to pass him!

Osseo didn't dare to slack off, and waited for it! But with his three, two, three, it is not an alien dish at all, and the alien fat man twisted his ass and made two high-speed frequency conversion feints, leaving Oto'o behind!

Worst!

After being subconsciously used to the end of the Sevilla central defender, who knew that his feet had not fully stretched out, Ronaldo, who was still dribbling the ball, suddenly seemed to be hit by a high-speed train, rolled in the air for 720 degrees, and fell to the ground with a heart-rending scream...... Force~~ Miguel Gonzalez, the black-clothed judge on duty, quickly ran over and took out the Topaz God of War card!

Osseo looked innocent and clasped his hands in front of his chest to defend: "Hey, referee, he's faking a fall...... I didn't even touch him, you see, he didn't even have a footprint on his socks......"

The referee didn't even look at him: Your second uncle, you have been fouling since the first half, do you think the referee is blind?

Fooled!

Osceo's anger is full at this moment!

The referee couldn't help it, turned his head to look at Ronaldo, and found that the fat man who was still lying on the ground and rolling in pain just now had already come to fight as if nothing had happened, and was smiling contemptuously at him...... Get you back!

I want revenge!

However, even Yanjing regretted that instead of getting the fat man who framed him down, Osseo, who was full of thoughts of revenge, put himself on the coffee table as a cup...... 2 minutes later!

Ronaldo repeated his old tricks when he broke through, and after stunting Osseo by pedaling his bicycle continuously, he fell to the ground again after Oseo grabbed back and hit him lightly, screaming like a pig...... The extremely exaggerated shouts made Li Tongfan, who knew the truth, stand on the sidelines in a cold sweat: TMD, this fat man can't be provoked!

I have to say that Ronaldo's bicycle just now was scratchy enough, not only did the angry Ossio obediently take the bait, but even the referee, who claimed to be a sharp-eyed referee, was confused by him like a butterfly...... Miguel Gonzalez rushed over and showed Osseo the Topaz God of War card again!

Then two yellows turn into one red!

Osseo froze where he was: I'm ...... What's wrong? Why did you just shovel it down desperately? The Sevilla centre-back, whose mind was blank, looked up at the manager Juan de Ramos, who was roaring angrily on the sidelines, and did not even have the courage to defend himself, so he had to go back to the dressing room to wash up and sleep...... But Ronaldo still felt that it was not enjoyable enough, so he stood up with a smile and threw a smug wink: "Hey, thin man, aren't you very good at shoveling...... Stay and keep shoveling......"

Osseo: "......"

…… In the 66th minute of the game, Sevilla central defender Ossio was sent off after accumulating two yellow cards, and Real Madrid had a numerical advantage! The Real Madrid fans in the stands inside the stadium and the makeshift electronic screens outside the stadium let out a huge cheer! They were depressed enough to watch the first 60 minutes of the game, and now they finally see the light!

And just three minutes later, there was another cheer inside and outside the stadium!

Because their coach Maniac Lee has finally made a move! In the minds of fans, as long as this 23-year-old man thinks of countermeasures, then the goddess of victory is in the bag of his side!

On the field!

Lee Tong-beom's countermeasure is to replace!

In one go, Higuain replaced the central defender Cannavaro with the Argentine small smoking gun, and replaced the physically exhausted Robert Carlos with the Mexican demon boy, and put on a 2-1-2-4 four-forward formation to press up and attack!

Lao Li was also forced to be anxious!

With one more person on the field, Real Madrid's offensive threatened Sevilla's goal more often, and you can tell how many times Real Madrid shot from the number of exclamations on and off the field!

Real Madrid's tactics in the second half were simple, and they were used in the first leg of the national derby against Barcelona - to make fouls, to spell free-kicks!

Anyway, there is a free-kick master like Beckham who has scored more than ten goals in a season, so if you don't make good use of it, will you keep laying eggs?

Therefore, at halftime, Lao Li only said one sentence to the superstars: shoot from a distance when you have a chance, dribble as much as you can if you don't have a chance, and if the other party's bastards dare to foul, you must not hesitate to fall down as if you were kicked and broken...... Reyes, Marcelo, Guti, Carlos Vela, Ronaldo and other hammers in the front court are all dribbling masters, creating a lot of free kick opportunities in the last ten minutes!

But Beckham's form didn't seem to be very good today, 6 direct free kicks, 4 goals high, 2 goals directly into the arms of the opposing goalkeeper Palop, Sevilla fans in the stands saw this and gave a huge boo to Beckham!

Time is ticking!

90th minute!

When the fourth official on the field played the electronic scoreboard to announce two minutes of stoppage time, Real Madrid won the seventh direct free kick of the second half!

This time it's still David Beckham who is in front of football!

The penalty kick was taken slightly to the left in the middle of the Eria penalty area, about 30 meters from the goal! This position is very similar to the goal scored by David Beckham when England played Greece at the World Cup in October 2001!

6 years have passed, and the former hero has grown old, can he still achieve miracles?

All the Real Madrid fans watched with bated breath as David Beckham drew that thrilling arc! In the shot, Xiaobei turned his head to look in the direction of his coach's seat, slowly retreated, and stood still after having enough running distance, taking a deep breath...... Call!

Start, Run, Kick!

Bang!

The ball flew off the ground and whizzed across the middle towards the Sevilla goal, and goalkeeper Palop made a split second and then rose to the ground and spread his arms to knock the ball out of the box...... However, the curved arc was getting farther and farther in Palop's pupils...... Full Moon Scimitar!

Awesome is awesome in a "bend" word!

It was David Beckham's highest-quality free-kick of the season, more "bent" than the deadly arc in 2001, and he was still in the middle when he crossed the wall, but the next moment Parop jumped up and "bent" into the right corner!

Swish...... Access to the network is crisp!

The ball spun in the net for two or three seconds before falling onto the lawn below!

“…… The ball went in...... The fatal blow from David Beckham led to the goal of the league title...... This is a mythical season for Real Madrid," the big head Duan Xuan Brother froze: "Audience friends, fans and friends, please remember that in the 06-07 season of the Spanish First Division, another Chinese named Li Tongfan won the league championship with Real Madrid with a winning record...... After a pause, Duan Xuan's voice was a little choked: "Please forgive me for my gaffe, but this is definitely not sensationalism or so-called fame, as a Chinese football commentator, I have always looked at the English, Germans, Spaniards, French, and Portuguese as a bystander...... Even the Koreans themselves lifted the championship medals of the five major leagues, while their own compatriots ...... Rejoice, dear viewers...... I believe that this is just the beginning, as well as the Copa del Rey, the Champions League...... Li Tongfan will definitely be able to bring us more ......" In front of the TV, the young Chinese fans jumped up, while the old ones burst into tears, this season is a myth for Real Madrid fans, and for Chinese fans, it is indeed a fairy tale - Chengren fairy tale!

Bang!

Sun Bo slammed the beer in his hand to the ground and shouted in oblivion: "Mentally retarded, scored...... Scored...... It's a success, the rice bucket is a success, the league championship is ours...... Quick, go to the website and post on the website, what are you doing in a daze?

"What about these?" The mentally retarded master deliberately pointed to the colorful glass slag on the ground: "If your wife comes back......"

"Let my wife flash aside...... I'm a rice bucket, who am I afraid of? Sun Bo stepped on the sofa with one foot, full of pride: "We are the champions, go and post, and also, turn all the templates of the website into red, the kind of ...... that is bright red and bright red."

…… Estadio Pizjuan!

The excited Real Madrid began to rush from the stands to the stadium the moment Beckham scored the free kick, and after three years, the league championship is finally back, and no one can suppress the excitement in their hearts!

And the referee on duty, Miguel Gonzalez, saw that the situation was not good, and directly blew the whistle to end the game, and fled with two assistant referees and the fourth official!

Anyway, most of the two-minute stoppage time has passed, and Sevilla, who have one less player, are powerless to recover, and there is no point in continuing to play...... The stadium became a sea of fun!

Sevilla tried every trick imaginable, but in the end they could not prevent Real Madrid from winning the league title at the Pizjuan Stadium, when the referee blew the game, the playful Juan de Ramos led his disciples out of the stadium quickly, and the Sevilla fans in the stands also put away the slogans provoking Real Madrid, giving up the venue to the winners...... Facing the Real Madrid fans who rushed in frantically, Li Tongfan instinctively felt a little bad, just spread his feet and ran to the front of the players' tunnel, he was "intercepted" by the fans, facing the crazy Li who showed a "panicked" expression for the first time, the fans of the Galaxy Battleship did not have the slightest politeness, forty or fifty people directly lifted Lao Li up and threw him into the air...... "Don't ......" Li Tongfan is like a desperate girl: "I'm afraid of heights, hurry, let me down...... No, I'm going to throw up......"

But the fans who are so excited that they don't care about that, after more than 20 throws, Li Tongfan has already begun to stick out his tongue and his eyes are starry!

The fans were not satisfied, and began to scramble for what Li Tongfan was on as a souvenir...... Shoes, socks, belts, tops, shirts, ties, ...... When Li Tongfan was a little sober, there was only a pair of red triangle panties left on his body, and he immediately grabbed it desperately, and the fans saw that there was really nothing to grab, and finally let go of the poor madman Li and set his eyes on the hammers on the field...... When Li Tongfan was shocked and rolled back to the locker room, just took a few breaths, unscrewed the bottle next to him and didn't drink a sip of water, he saw assistant coach Greid rushing in in a panic, and Lao Li looked up...... Poof~~ A mouthful of water is all sprayed on Grede's body!

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, it turns out that there is a worse ...... than me" Li Tongfan laughed shamelessly, and tears were about to fall: "Lao Ge, you ...... You're even ...... There's no underwear left, Wahaha......"

Grad only had his opinion shirt on his body, half-squatting on the ground to protect the vital point, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he sneered at each other: "Lee, you are not much better...... Well, the players are coming back in a while, so let's change our clothes......"

Li Tongfan thought about it, if the hammers saw him like this, his reputation would be ruined! Don't care about laughing at Greid, hurry up and find the clothes you bring with you to cover your body!

Fortunately, labor and management have been prepared!

Li Tongfan took out a special preparation for celebrating the championship from his bag and wore it while grinning in pain: "His second uncle, this group of fans is too ruthless, and there are bruises and purples on his body, all scratches......"

In the locker room, two almost naked men, painful and happy!

(To be continued)