Chapter 35: Kissing the Donkey's Ass (Asking for Subscription, Rewarding)

Barkley's bet with Reggie Miller was heard by the audience at the scene and in front of the American TV set, and the fans in front of the Chinese TV audience also knew.

Now the audience in front of the TV is not only the result of the first half, but also pays attention to Huang Jun's data, will he get an assist in the next minute?

If you are playing a video basketball game, I believe that there is absolutely no suspense to get this last assist, but the game is a game after all, and reality is reality, which obviously cannot be hung up.

"Teacher, it seems that there is a drama after this game, no matter who wins the final result, the donkey butt will definitely not be able to run, I wonder if the teacher thinks Huang Jun will reach two doubles in the next minute?" Yoga looked at Lu Shun and said.

"This is not accurate, Huang Jun's performance is very good, 12 points and 9 assists, which is a data that Chinese players have never gotten, and it undoubtedly gives Chinese teenagers an example." Lu Shun praised first, and then said, "The assist not only depends on the beauty of Huang Junchuan, but also depends on the feel of his teammates, if he misses, then this assist will not be reached, and the score is in his own hands, and the assist is in the hands of others." ”

Yoga nodded, and then said, "Last time, Barkley and Kenny Smith lost the bet, and finally he kissed the donkey's ass in front of the live broadcast, I don't know if this time it was Barkley or Reggie Miller, I hope it is Miller, hehe." ”

"Why?" Lu Shun asked puzzled.

"Hehe, it's very simple, let Miller taste the original Barkley, hahaha" Yoga said with a smile.

Lu Shun also smiled slightly.

Back to the game.

The managers of both sides explained some tactics and details to pay attention to, and the game soon resumed.

Pause back.

Rondo received the ball and faced Huang Jun directly, with no expression on his face. Steady on the perimeter, looking for opportunities to pass, Rondo is a point guard who prioritizes passing and takes pleasure in passing, unlike some point guards, who focus on attack.

That kind of point guard is called a pseudo-point guard, a scoring point guard, and it is not based on team organization, just like Mo Williams, a former player of the Cavaliers, in China, fans gave him a nickname, called "Mo Buchuan". Kill him and don't pass it on.

This is one of the main reasons why Williams was traded, and the other is that he completely overlaps with Huang Jun.

Since Huang Jun came to the United States for professional training, the improvement in defense can be described as leaps and bounds, and the offense is more sharp, in Mike Brown's eyes, Huang Jun's poor at this time is not technology, not defense, but a problem of experience.

No matter how Rondo changed direction and how he broke through, he could never get rid of Huang Jun's defense. Because at the moment he started, Huang Jun also moved at the same time, predicting it in advance.

So Rondo couldn't break through Huang Sheng's defense for a long time, and time passed by a second, and his heart unconsciously began to get anxious, and he hated Huang Jun's defense very much, and he would always appear in front of you in the next second. In other words, anyone would be like Rondo, or more embarrassed than him, because Rondo's heart is very rough, but he is still reached this step by Huang Jun*.

It's not just Rondo who is anxious, Barkley and Miller, who are also commenting on the scene, are in a hurry at this time, and they are silently counting the time in their hearts, Reggie Miller is praying that the time will pass quickly, as long as it doesn't reach two doubles, he wins.

Barkley, on the other hand, hopes that the Celtics' offense will pass quickly and in less time, so that the chances of getting an assist in a minute are very large. Barkley said that he didn't want to lose this time, it was already a shame last time, and he must win this time and then get revenge, so that Miller can also experience how he felt at the beginning.

Seeing this, Rondo was very helpless, so he could only call a cover with about ten seconds left, and Perkins came up and gave Rondo a cover.

Rondo was relieved, and the dribble was about to rush in, only to see that the ball in his hand disappeared in the next moment, and when he looked back, he saw that the ball had reached Huang Jun's hand at some point, and he attacked quickly.

At the same time, James also played a fast break with Huang Jun.

The on-site commentators, Barkley and Miller shouted at the same time.

"Pass, catch," Barkley called.

"Break the dunk, don't pass the ball," Miller called.

The crowd was also watching, and they all knew about the bet between Barkley and Reggie Miller, and they wanted to know the outcome of the ball, which was also the result of who kissed the donkey's butt.

Both of them are very nervous at this time, and the result may be decided in the next second, who kisses the donkey's butt and chooses to pass the ball, Miller will definitely lose, and the suspense is basically not much.

If he didn't choose to pass the ball and attack on his own, Barkley wouldn't necessarily lose, because the Cavaliers had at least twenty seconds or so to go on the next offense, so it can be said that they chose to attack on their own to keep the suspense until the end.

Barkley and Miller's cries Huang Jun obviously couldn't hear them, and if he heard them, he wondered what Huang Jun would do?

Huang Jun looked behind him while running, and James Huang Jun naturally saw it.

"Do you pass the ball or do it yourself?" ”

Barkley and Miller would have told him the answer if they had heard.

Huang Jun suddenly slowed down, Barkley saw this and secretly said, "There's a play" Miller saw this, "It's over"

However, in the next moment, Huang Jun accelerated again, which made Barkley and Miller, who were always paying attention to him, feel up and down. I didn't settle down.

Huang Jun said in his heart, "It's almost", and suddenly hit the ball high on the board.

Barkley and Miller's eyes were wide open, unwilling to miss the slightest detail, and both of them were raising their hearts to the throat.

This short time of a few seconds can be said to be a kind of torment for the two of them.

Seeing this, James didn't know what Huang Jun meant, jumped high, caught the basketball that bounced back from the rebound, and poured it into the basket fiercely.

Chasing the difference to only one point, the morale of the knights is completely up, the reason why Huang Jun chose this ball is mainly to improve the morale of the knight players, so that the anger that has been suppressed and unhappy will be spit out in one breath, which can be described as raising eyebrows.

Buckley in the commentary room laughed loudly without any image, laughing so happily, and said slurred while laughing, "Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to have this day, hahahaha, I really laughed to death, hahaha, I finally vented this evil anger that has been suppressed in my heart for many years, hahaha, it's really not easy, hahaha." ”

In '02, he lost a bet with Kenny Smith, and this bad breath has been held back until now.

Looking at such a Barkley, Miller was speechless, but he could understand it, and at the same time scolded himself a thousand times in his heart, "Nima, what kind of gambling is there to do, is this okay?" Finally, it's your turn to kiss the donkey's buttocks, and you really answered that sentence, nine out of ten bets and nine losses. ”

Miller, who came back to his senses, pleaded in a low voice, "Brother Buckley, can you change it to something else?" Don't kiss? You see? At this time, Miller had to whisper.

"Do you think you can?" Barkley said with a forced smile. With that, Barkley laughed again.

Of course, Miller knew that he couldn't, but he still said, "Of course you can, Barkley is an adult, isn't there a lot of adults?" You say yes, right? ”

"What sir? Maybe I was an adult before this, but I'm telling you now, I'm just a villain now. You don't have to say anything, it's useless to say more. You can be regarded as a pro-person decision on the ass of this donkey, and it is useless for anyone to intercede. Hahaha," Barkley laughed again.

Miller froze instantly, looking at the figure on the court with blank eyes, full of helplessness, why didn't you choose to dunk by yourself? But it was empty, Miller groaned weakly in his heart.

Huang Jun didn't know that his decision had allowed Barkley to succeed in revenge. Now Barkley can be said to be a fan of Huang Jun, no reason, just for this bet to win Miller, he became his fan.

Back at the scene, the morale of the knights is very good now.

Although the score on the court is still the Celtics lead, the morale is now completely on the Cavaliers' side.

Rondo holds the ball and a hit passes to Perkins on the inside, who turns and singles Ilgoska with his back. A turn hook hand, when, the ball hit the iron, missed, the rebound was picked up by James and passed to Huang Jun.

immediately began to fight back again, but this time the Celtics retreated very quickly, seeing this, Huang Jun stabilized and sought a good opportunity.

Huang Jun took advantage of the cover James gave him, passed Rondo and easily smashed to the basket, and turned to face Perkins' defense. Perkins is really good on the defensive end, but the pace is too slow, after Huang Jun hit the inside, he accelerated and slowed down and turned to change direction or something, but he didn't throw the basketball in his hand.

Obviously, Huang Jun was playing Perkins and bullying his steps, and Perkins also looked at Huang Jun angrily at this time, eager to slap him to the other side, but this was the court, and such actions were not allowed, otherwise he would really fann over.

Seeing that the game was almost over, Huang Jun directly dodged the ball in the air with a lever, and after landing, he didn't look at Perkins, and went back to defense directly.

After scoring this goal, the Cavaliers also successfully overtook the score, and at the end of the first half, Huang Jun and James teamed up to play, successfully pulled the score back and successfully overtook it.

The next two sides were playing defense, and the Cavaliers successfully defended the Celtics offense in the next defense, and the Celtics also defended the Cavaliers' next offense.

When the whistle blew at halftime, the Cavaliers led the Celtics 48-47 at halftime. Successfully pulled back the score difference that was once as much as eleven points behind.

Barkley turned to Miller and asked, "When are you going to kiss the donkey's butt?" On the weekend, I'll call someone to broadcast live, and by the way, I'll pay to help you pull a donkey over, what do you think? ”

The thought of Miller kissing the donkey's ass made Barkley laugh uncontrollably, which was so funny for Barkley.

Miller gave him a blank look, and said helplessly, "Whatever you want, then weekend"

Barkley nodded, and laughed again, in his opinion, this is the best joke in the world, no sketch talk show or something, it's not as funny as this.