On December 24, Christmas Eve, air quality: 175, severe haze.

It is not advisable to go out, to shop, or to meditate and cultivate.

Li Xianyu stood by the window, looking at the miserable white sky, the mobile phone in the palm of his hand dialed the phone of Bing Slag, and the electronic female voice repeated: The phone you dialed cannot be connected for the time being.....

The stinky is missing. Damn, it's all lying to me. She knew her identity and decided to disappear as early as she was in Europe. She didn't come to see her adoptive father before he died, did she grieve for this man who raised her for more than 20 years?

In a very bad mood, seeing this kind of haze-shrouded weather, Li Xianyu remembered that when he first opened the gate of heaven, he sucked up the aura of heaven and earth within a radius of dozens of meters in one go, and then took a drip in the hospital for three hours after haze poisoning..... The mood is even worse.

With his current physique, he can also discharge the haze after three days and three nights, but at that time he was still a fledgling little brother, and he felt that he had gone mad, and his bladder was tight, and he secretly complained that his grandmother was unreliable and believed in her evil.

At that time, I didn't know my grandmother well, so I didn't complain.

Time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, he's half a step away.

In half a year, my adoptive father hung up, and my sister became an ancient demon.

He wanted to lament the impermanence of the world, but after thinking about it, in fact, many of the current encounters were already doomed before he was born. For example, his adoptive father, who has endured for the past 20 years, has been expressing his depression in his chest for the battle before he died. For example, Bing Slag, her identity is destined for what will happen to her in the future.

This is what people often call fate, it is cause and effect.

But Li Xianyu also knows one sentence: the so-called fate is nothing more than people's feelings about the stupid things they once did.

The death of his adoptive father was his stupidity. The stupidest thing about him is that he didn't consult his adopted son beforehand. Imagine that if I had intervened, my adoptive father might not have died.

Li Xianyu also did something stupid, stupid when he noticed that his adoptive father's family was unusual, but because of the doubts and fear in his heart, he didn't dare to investigate deeply.

If he could have figured out everything earlier, he would have been able to plan ahead of time, and he wouldn't have been in a hurry like when his adoptive father disappeared.

However, the terrible thing about fate is that you don't even realize that you're doing something stupid.

Perhaps a casual decision in life will leave you with regret in the future.

There were two "beeps" on the mobile phone, prompting him that a call came in, and Li Xianyu looked down and saw that it was Cuihua calling.

He hung up the number that Bing Slag could never reach, and connected Cuihua's call: "What's the matter?" ”

"Li Xianyu, I want to eat small dried fish. Cuihua's voice was lazy, and Li Xianyu remembered that she slept lazily in her room.

"Oh, you go to the restaurant on the top floor by yourself, and you don't need your work permit. "The family members of Baoze's senior management eat for free in the revolving restaurant, Li Xianyu is not a high-level in his position, but he has a special status, and the whole company is like thunder, as a member of the Li family's harem group, Cuihua also enjoys the right to eat and drink for nothing.

"If you don't want to move, you can get it for me, and then send me to my room. ”

"Do it yourself, you go to a Jiazi, isn't it all like this. "Li Xianyu hates to run errands for people, which will make him seem that he is not the master of the harem, but the little slave of the ladies in the harem.

He has been a little slave to a stinky girl for twenty years, and his psychological shadow is boundless.

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door, Li Xianyu went over to open the door, and Cuihua walked in violently, with her waist inserted, taking steps that her six relatives did not recognize, and her feet deliberately stomped on the thump.

"I'm going to eat small dried fish. Cuihua glared at him with round eyes.

The cat's eyes are big and round, and they look very cute, and after turning into a human, the characteristics of the big eye lamp are still there, and if you block the face, Cuihua's eyes are the largest in his harem group.

"You're out anyway, go buy it yourself. Li Xianyu looked at her with dead fish eyes.

"Damn, I wanted to finish eating dried fish and go back to sleep, but because of you, I don't want to sleep now. Cuihua slapped the table with the front paws of her transformed hands, "Where is your duty as a shoveler." ”

After coming into contact with the Internet, the words of the shovel officer were naturally learned.

Cuihua was pleasantly surprised to find that pet cats now have a very high status in the family, and humans claim to be shovelers. Then her shovel officer is of course Li Xianyu.

Sand sculpture netizens are awesome, after teaching grandma badly, they taught Cuihua badly.

Li Xianyu waved his hand and slapped her buttocks, and the waves of flesh rolled: "Give me a chance to shovel." ”

"I, I'm going to scratch you to death. Cuihua pounced with teeth and claws.

The two crackled and punched Wang Ba, but Cuihua lost, and her confidence was greatly damaged, and she pouted and went back to the room.

She went back to her room and curled up under the covers, planning to ignore him today and see her mood tomorrow.

Think about it when you are a cat, every morning when you come back and curl up in bed, you can sniff the unique fragrance of his body and sleep. Because it's a cat, she doesn't have to worry about many things by herself, so Li Xianyu helped her get it done, such as letting him peel the shell when eating lobster, or letting him dry the soft long hair on his body after taking a bath.

If he is disobedient, he will scratch his pillow and he will obey immediately.

After becoming a human, he was much more estranged, couldn't sleep together, couldn't have intimate behavior, and refused to mate with him after making so much determination.

Why does the mating right belong to Thunder Zhan Ji, she used to watch the same kind of mating, whoever has the big fist has the right to mate, she can slap Thunder Zhan Ji to the ground with one punch.

But she lost to Li Xianyu in Wang Baquan today, and the mating right was snatched by him.

"Bang bang bang. ”

There was a few knocks on the door.

Cuihua tilted her head and looked in the direction of the doorway.

"Come out and eat dried fish. Li Xianyu shouted outside the door.

"Don't eat. Cuihua replied loudly, she wouldn't pay attention to the shovel officer today.

"Oh. ”

There was no movement outside the door for a long time, Cuihua lifted the quilt, ran out barefoot, and opened the door to see Li Xianyu standing in the corridor, dragging a silver tray with one arm, and gnawing on her fried yellow croaker with relish.

Cuihua grabbed it, glared at it, and said, "You are not allowed to eat my dried fish." ”

I glanced at the grilled yellow croaker with a golden color and fragrant aroma, and the temperature came from the tray, which was obviously freshly fried. Swallowed.

Li Xianyu picked one up and fed it to her, and Cuihua subconsciously opened her mouth.

"Is it delicious? ”

"Delicious..... It's just so-so. Cuihua felt that since he knew that he was wrong, he would reluctantly forgive him, and knowing his mistake could improve a lot. But you can't show too much fun, you have to let him know that cats also have tempers.

Li Xianyu took the opportunity to enter the house and watched her eat happily, "Why don't you play games." ”

Cuihua bit half of the yellow croaker, looked at him strangely, and said in a vague tone: "Why should I play the game." ”

Also, everyone has their own ambitions, Li Xianyu nodded: "Then why am you not interested in spa and shopping." ”

Cuihua tilted her head to look at him.

Li Xianyu just thought that if she had a few obsessed things, she would be relaxed. Because Cuihua has no hobbies, she can't say no, her hobby is eating and sleeping, and in addition, she will come to him.

A cat is a withdrawn and clingy animal that likes to hide in the dark and watch you silently, or curl up to the side and watch you quietly. Not close and not far away. But if you look out of its sight, it will look agitated.

"Are you annoying me?" said Cuihua stared at him.

"Nope. ”

"Yes. She wrinkled her nose: "You are just afraid that Thunder Zhanji will be unhappy, so you want to alienate me, my family is gone, follow you down the mountain, and you treat me like this." ”

"Well, as a shovel officer, I let the toilet do all the work, and I was derelict in my duty. Li Xianyu nodded in agreement.

"I just can't get used to her, I don't when I occupy the pit, and I don't want to squeeze her away, watch out for me everywhere. I've been in human society for many years with Master, and you human males don't have a lot of mates. ”

The era in which you were active was the Republic of China, and the times were different.

"If only I didn't ask you to mate. Those of us who are masters don't dare you to see it like a shovel officer. ”

"Cuihua, let me ask you," Li Xianyu organized the language: "If one day, you find that you still have to go back to the mountain alone, will you regret following me down the mountain?" ”

Cuihua glanced at him: "If you die again, I will go back to the mountain by myself." Anyway, it's not the first time, it just so happens that the small shop is still not sold, and I can continue to run my small shop, which is much more interesting than following you. ”

Li Xianyu nodded with satisfaction.

knew that there would be so many bad things around him, so he didn't take Cuihua down the mountain in the first place. I won't provoke the Thunder War Queen, so I'll just live with my grandmother.

In the movie, he is called the Heavenly Evil Lone Star.

The real name of the physique may be the Heavenly Evil Lone Star.

Cuihua fell asleep after eating the dried fish, her biological clock was still in the spirit of the night, and she was sleepy during the day, Li Xianyu watched her fall asleep, and then left, closed the door lightly, and sent the tray back to the restaurant.

Li Xianyu went to see Sanwu again, Sanwu "enthusiastically" invited him into the house, and the two of them sat relatively wordless for half an hour, feeling that they were performing a silent stage play, and Sanwu was sketched out with a black pencil.

Li Xianyu's hard-working flirting skills can be described as a halberd in front of her, and it is useless.

"Sanno, do you know what liking is. ”

"Like you. ”

"You don't have to like me, you can like something else, of course, if you can, please like me. ”

"Oh. ”

"I'd rather you say: what is like. ”

The sword goes sideways, and the legacy is endless, which is called: the evil demon way.

The path of the three no-takers is the evil demon outer way, which is slightly similar to the Taishang forgetfulness of the Daomen, and the unity of heaven and man, but the Taishang forgetfulness of the Daomen talks about enlightenment and seeing through the mortal dust.

The way of the ancient god cult is to forcibly erase the seven emotions and six desires, which seems to be similar, but in fact they are completely different.

Sanwu is not an emotionless person, she was forcibly erased. The Old Gods Cult spent more than twenty years erasing her feelings and turning her into a cold killing machine.

wants to restore her feelings, not to mention whether it is possible, even if there is, it is not an overnight thing.

Just like a child who was raised by wolves since childhood, it takes a long adaptation process to reintegrate into human society.

At half past seven in the evening, after the afternoon training, I took the time to go to the nearby mall to buy and buy until it was dark, and the Thunder Battle Ji sent a message: "Christmas Eve, is the apple ready?" ”

She attached a bill for today's card purchase, which is not much, only 150,000. It's just enough for the price of the grandmother's great-grandson.

After giving the stick, of course, he also gave the red dates, and Thunder Zhanji sent another picture. It is a photo of her legs lying on the bed, and the long legs that are rare in the world shimmer in the light.

The photo stopped abruptly at the base of the thigh, and the people who watched it were itching.

"Looks like you're ready too. Li Xianyu replied.

"???" Thunder Zhan Ji sent three question marks.

Seeing Li Xianyu preoccupied during the day, she didn't take her boyfriend to the mall, but it doesn't mean that she has to pay for the shopping bill, she sent a message to Li Xianyu, just to tell him that shopping on Christmas Eve is a matter of course, and it is a day when you have to pay for your girlfriend.

"Do you know the allusion to giving apples on Christmas Eve? Li Xianyu asked her.

"Peace and sound. Thunder Zhan Ji sent a little girl's coquettish expression: "I want a big and red one." ”

"The custom of giving apples on Christmas Eve is only introduced to China during the festival, and China pays more attention to homophony, such as putting peanuts, red dates and lotus seeds under the quilt when the candles in the cave room, which means "early (jujube) gives birth to a precious son". In China, couples will choose to go out to open a house on this holiday, but the Chinese are famous, since they want to spend a romantic night in the name of this festival, it is justified, so there is a custom of giving apples. ”

Li Xianyu sent a "funny brother" in the past: "Because Apple also has a homonym, called cannon." ”

Thunder Zhan Ji sent a "you're so sassy" expression, "I locked the door." [Cover your face and be shy]"

Li Xianyu smiled, put down his phone, and planned to go to the training room to hone his fighting skills. Even in the half-step extreme realm, fighting skills are also a very important means of defeating the enemy. Just look at Grandma's battle, no matter how fancy your Dao Dharma and Dharma abilities are, I just need to get close to you and solve it with one punch.

Martial arts are very important, and throughout the means passed down from Taoism and Buddhism, there is always a place for martial arts, such as King Kong is not bad and the body is for melee combat. There is also the law of the Daomen, as well as all kinds of fists and feet.

As soon as Li Xianyu entered the training room with his front foot, he received a message from Thunder Zhanji with his back foot: "I've finished taking a shower." ”

The accompanying picture is a seductive top-down view of the chest, with two hemispheres exposed and the remaining half hidden under the covers. There is no dew point, and it perfectly avoids the river crab beast.

Small hooves, quite nineteen.

Li Xianyu turned back again, ran to the revolving restaurant first, and asked for a big red apple. "I'll come right over, you open the door first, and I won't knock, so as not to alarm my grandmother." ”

Today is Christmas Eve, and the revolving restaurant has a free red apple, which is considered a company benefit.

I met King Kong in the restaurant, what a coincidence.

King Kong holds an apple in each hand, he has two girlfriends, he can't favor one over the other, both of them have to eat apples.

"Li Xianyu, do you eat apples?" King Kong handed over one.

"Another day. Li Xianyu glanced at him, and said in his heart, what do you mean by giving me apples tonight.

King Kong pretended to laugh casually, his eyes fell on the apple in his hand, and he said quietly: "Send Zhan Ji." ”

"yes. "Of course, it's to send Zhan Ji, Cuihua has already collected dried fish today, and Grandma and Huayang are not suitable to send it.

"Good, that's good. King Kong nodded, Zhan Ji, what a hateful pig's trotter.

Li Xianyu glanced at him and slipped away.

Walking out of the door of the restaurant, he received a message from Thunder Zhan Ji: "Is Huayang senior in your head?" ”

What is this called......

Do you exist deep in my mind?

"No, she should be on my grandmother's side. Li Xianyu replied.

He knew Zhan Ji's concerns, and when the two of them rolled the sheets, Huayang watched the live-action movie for free in his deep mind, and the three of them were very embarrassed. asked Huayang to see his Dafa weapon, wouldn't it mess up ethics and break Gangchang.

In fact, unless he is on a mission outside, Huayang will not stay in Li Xianyu's sea all day long. It is important to note that privacy should be noted.

But slimes don't matter, slimes are different species, and they don't have a gender, they don't even have a tintin.

Speaking of which, it's time to wake it up and give it some nourishment. I used to be afraid of it and didn't dare to use the qi machine to warm it, that was because Li Qianyu didn't have a black water spirit bead. But Li Xianyu doesn't matter, Li Xianyu is not Li Qianyu's prodigal hoof, he is the heir of the Li family, and he is covered by a black water spirit bead.

Thunder Warrior Ji's door was open, and he crept into the room and crept shut.

Thunder Zhan Ji shrank in the white futon, wrapped herself tightly, only revealing half of her head, and looked at Li Xianyu who entered the room with timid eyes.

The two looked at each other, Li Xianyu put the apple on the bedside table and said, "I understand the rules." ”

Quickly stripped himself naked, went into the bathroom, took a shower, washed his hair, washed his face with facial lotion, brushed his teeth, and did it in five minutes. The gentleman came out.

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