Chapter 44: Interesting Facts
Behind Qi Tian, the little white face stared at Qi Tian's back, his eyes were about to pop out, his fists were tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened, and finally he breathed a long sigh of relief, relaxed his body and calmed down,
As a senior hypocrite, Mr. Long, who is self-proclaimed Grandmaster Hunter, will maintain a good demeanor no matter what happens in public.
Moreover, his wife and children are still sitting next to him......
Qi Tian didn't care too much about how the first eunuch beast male dragon teacher in the dream world hated him, and talked to Liu Yaqian.
"Baby, where is your house near the water?"
A baby, everyone in the other car looked at Liu Yaqian strangely,
But soon they were relieved that such a cute little girl should be worthy of such a cute name,
Liu Yaqian was embarrassed by everyone and lowered her head, held her pink fist and gently hammered Qi Tian: "Don't call me a baby, call me Xiaoya!" That's what my friends call me! ā
Qi Tian smiled: "Okay, Xiaoya, you haven't said where your home is in Linshui Township!" ā
"I'm on the street of Linshui Township, take the bus directly to the door!"
"I'm going, so convenient? I am from Daqi Village, and there are still six or seven miles away from Linshui, "Qi Tian is envious, every time he goes home, his mother has to go to the bus station on the set to pick him up,
"Hee-hee, it's convenient! I know Daqi Village, which is south of the water, and I used to go there when I was a child! Liu Yaqian smiled and winked her cute big eyes and said,
The two were talking, and suddenly a children's voice filled the entire carriage,
"Mom! I'm going to pee! ā
The sound was so loud that the whole car quieted down, and even the driver unconsciously slowed down.
Qi Tian looked curiously, only to see the beast male dragon teacher sitting in the aisle, serious, staring at the snow-white thighs of a young girl in a short skirt next to him, and there was a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old young woman sitting by the window on the inside, dark skin, fat body, and a sturdy young woman with a horizontal face.
In the arms of a sturdy young woman, a bear child of three or four years old was grabbing her clothes and making a loud noise.
"Mom! Mom! I'm going to pee, I'm going to pee! ā
"Bear with me a little longer, to stand in the pee!" The voice of the sturdy young woman was thick and hoarse,
"No, no, no! I'm going to pee! The bear child did not follow, grabbed the young woman's collar and got up and stood on her lap: "Mom, open your mouth!" ā
The sturdy young woman was stunned: "What are you doing?" ā
"I'm going to pee in your mouth!" Saying that, the bear child was about to pull open his pants and take out his little dingding,
Hearing this, not only Qi Tian was stupid, but the whole car was also stupid, and even the driver accidentally ran through a red light in a trance.
The sturdy young woman was furious, stopped the bear child and pressed it down: "Mixed breed, how can you pee in your mother's mouth!" ā
"But dad can pee into mom's mouth, why can't I!" The bear child has strong words and argues with reason,
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"Haha!"
"Hahaha......"
I don't know which brother couldn't help but laugh first, and the whole car burst into laughter.
Even Liu Yaqian covered her mouth with a slightly red face and snickered, Qi Tian's tears of laughter fell out, looking at the fat and sturdy young woman's mouth full of big yellow teeth, Qi Tian sighed again and again in his heart: The world is really full of talents, and I don't know which Taoist friend has such a heavy taste, so the dinosaur dares to sacrifice the magic weapon dragon whip
Listening to the laughter around her, the horizontal flesh on the face of the sturdy young woman trembled again and again, and she slapped the bear child and roared: "When did your father pee into my mouth!! ā
The bear child was frightened by the sturdy young woman, and then cried, "Wow, wow, wow...... I saw it that night, but my father didn't agree with it, so my mother sat on my father's body and didn't let him get up! ā
At this time, the bear child suddenly cried and threw himself into the arms of the beast male dragon teacher and said: "Dad, look at Mom, she let you pee in her mouth but didn't let me pee, woo woo!" ā
The originally indifferent beast male teacher was instantly full of iron, and meowed, this unlucky child, he can't let Lao Tzu pretend to be a passerby quietly for a while.
The laughter in the car is even louder!
Qi Tian was stunned, he really never expected that the heavy-tasting dragon warrior was actually a beast male dragon eunuch, it was really ...... Interesting!
In the laughter mixed with the roar and crying, the bus stopped at the next stop, and the interesting Long family trio got off the bus, and I don't know if they got off at the station.
There was only laughter left on the bus, and the unknown reason who just got on the bus was also a great joy after some explanations from others, and I believe that for a long time this matter was their after-dinner conversation.
In a joy, the bus finally drove to the terminal Nancheng bus station, Qi Tian and Liu Qianran got off the bus and entered the station to take the medium-sized bus to Linshui to go home.
The bus is not allowed to be overcrowded, everyone has a seat, and the two sit together.
On the way, Qi Tian kept looking for topics to chat with Liu Yaqian to promote feelings, although Qi Tian used to be a sullen man, but he also learned a trick and a half from the old military leader, a master of flirting girls at the same table, and he could make the cute girl smile from time to time, and also added Liu Yaqian's mobile phone, WeChat, penguin and so on...... There is no Momo!
The time accompanied by beautiful women always flies, and before you know it, the water is here, Liu Yaqian gets out of the car, and Qi Tian is reluctant to say goodbye to her,
Qi Tian, who has never chatted so intimately with the opposite sex, is still unfinished, but the beauty is gone, sighing helplessly, I can only give up,
It's not your parents or my parents, should they go back to their own homes or go back to their own homes,
Thinking of Liu Yaqian, Qi Tian thought of the two sisters Li Lianjie and Liu Qianran again, and even thought of Ma Bingbing, the cold squad leader who was inferior in appearance.
"Hey! It's so distressed, why did God arrange for me to know so many beautiful women, I don't know which one I like, or ...... Eat them all? ā
Qi Tian was thinking about it, and the bus arrived at the Linshui bus station.
"Xiaotian, here!"
As soon as he got out of the car, Qi Tian heard his mother's familiar loud voice,
"Mom!" Looking at the old face in front of him, who had not been seen for two months, Qi Tian felt a little sour in his heart,
When he entered Linshui Township, Qi Tian called his mother, so his mother would drive an electric three-wheeler to pick up Qi Tian on time.
"Get in the car, I'm almost ready when I come! Go home for dinner and see how thin you have become! Chen Xiuying shouted in her characteristic loud voice,
"Good! It's been a long time since I've eaten your mother's cooking! ā
Qi Tian sat in the car, Chen Xiuying drove in front, Qi Tian wanted to drive with her more than once, but Chen Xiuying refused,
In Qi Tian's memory, my mother has always been very aggressive, as if she doesn't care about anything, but the only thing she cares about is ...... Myself!