The pattern of Baidu's anti-pressure bar is different from other places: here you can spray people, you can be black, as long as it can be justified, it can be convincing. Boring people, lazy at work, or bored after work, every time you spend a little traffic, go into the pressure bar, watch the big hands spray people to the gang, send a small post, pour some water, water experience. If you are willing to spend a little money, you can buy through the bar, apply for refinement, and the water is in all directions, if you have more, then you can buy a few anti-bar big hands, and post to fry yourself. But these customers are mostly kittens and fish, and most of them don't have any skills but want to be famous. Only when you are famous, you can post in the post bar to be refined, and you can respond to it and support it.

Since last year, I have been a small bar in the anti-pressure bar, and the owner of the bar said, I'm too stupid to be stupid, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to serve the things that the big hands of the anti-bar will be refined, so I'll just manage some ordinary bar friends outside and brush the building. Ordinary bar friends, although they are not very famous, but their temper is not small. They often have to post after their water posts are deleted, crusading against my little bar, and after being blocked by me, they open a trumpet to scold me, until the trumpet is also blocked by me, and they still refuse to give up. So after a few days, the Lord said I couldn't do it. Fortunately, Feng Hanjiang is my cousin, and he can't be dismissed, so he changed to a boring position specializing in Huang Tu.

I've been standing at the counter all day long, in charge of my job. Although there is no dereliction of duty, I always feel a little monotonous and a little boring. The bar master is a Sima face, and the bar friend doesn't have a good voice for me, and he can't teach people to be lively; Only when I came, I could laugh a few times, so I still remember it.

He is the only person who is famous for posting without refinement. He was still a student, but he had a big dream. He was still silver, but he didn't think it mattered. When he talks to people, he is always full of dreams for the future, and he teaches people what they don't understand. Because of his famous star, others took a nickname for him from the half-incomprehensible words of "Shangda Kong Yiji" on the red paper, called. As soon as he appeared in the post bar, all the bar friends looked at him and laughed, and some shouted: ", did the WE team ask for you?" He didn't answer, chatting with his girlfriend: "One day, I will make those who laugh at me pay." ”

They deliberately posted Aite again: "Xingshao, the WE team must not want you!" Come to our DSB team! After replying to the post, he was very angry: "The WE team doesn't want me!" It's just that I still have to read! Reading is such a big thing, can it be regarded as we? Then came the difficult words, what: "I must play a career in the future, and I must fulfill my dream." And so on, causing everyone to follow the post and ridicule, and the bar was full of happy air inside and outside.

I heard people talk about it behind their backs, and it turned out that he also took the order, but he only had the level of silver, and his skills were too poor, and he dared to take the order, and said that he wanted to play professionally. I dare to pretend to be forced without technology, and if it is a few times, it has aroused the anger of the big hand, and the big hand has beaten him a few times before he debuted. He also hid for a while, but he jumped out again, and he also learned a stunt, recognizing his father. He recognized the big hand that beat him, called Dad, and the big hand softened and stopped beating him, so he appeared in people's field of vision again.

After a few sticks of water and a lot of experience, a bar friend asked: "Do you really want to play professionally?" Reply to the man: "Seriously." Then they said, "Why can't you even go up to half the king?" Immediately coaxed, and replied with some words; This time, it's all a messy sentence: "Go to school, I still want it." The king did not have time. And so on, which caused all the friends of the bar to laugh, and the bar was filled with happy air inside and outside.

At these times, I can echo and smile in reply, the Lord will not blame. Moreover, when the Lord of the Bar touched him, he asked him like this, which made people laugh. Knowing that I couldn't talk to them, I had to talk to us, the little barkeepers. He once said to me, "Do you know the esports world?" "I said, yes. He said, "Now that you know,...... I'll test you. Have you heard of we? "I think, are you 60e worthy of me? I went to look at other posts and didn't pay attention to them. After waiting for a long time, seeing that I didn't reply to him, he sent me a private message: "I don't know...... I'll tell you. Funny and impatient, I replied, "Whoever wants you to tell you is not a team." Apparently happy, he replied, "No! No! It was an era! I got more and more impatient, so I ignored him and brushed up the sticker. Seeing that I no longer replied to him, he replied to me with a paralyzed face, showing a very sorry look.

A few times, some female bar friends found it interesting and rushed to the excitement and added friends. They tease him with words, tempt him with photographs, and make them deeply fascinated by them. The girlfriend thought he was silly and funny, and asked him, is it about? But he hurriedly rejected her: "No, no, no, I don't have any money." The female bar friend was very moved, so she posted the chat history, which became a big joke among the bar friends.

This is how it makes people happy, but without him, others will live like this.

One day, about two or three days before Singles' Day, the bar owner was slowly looking backstage and suddenly posted: "I haven't been here for a long time, and I made nineteen posts in one day last time!" "I also think he hasn't been here for a long time. A barmate said, "Why did he come?" He dropped out of school. The Lord asked, "What's the matter?" "He always pretended to be forced, and this time, he was faint and pretended to be lol. That kind of mentally handicapped place, how can you pretend to be? "What happened?" "How? The person in the lol bar called his family, his parents, his teacher, his three mothers and seven aunts, and he was beaten miserably by his parents! "And then?" "Then I dropped out." "What about dropping out?" "How? …… Who knows? Xu is going to move bricks. The bar owner didn't ask anymore, but still looked at his backstage slowly.

After Singles' Day, seeing that it is nearly Double Twelve, there are more and more single dogs day by day; I was looking for Huang Tu all day long, and I wondered if it was time to find a girlfriend. In the second half of the day, there were few bar friends posting, and I was closing my eyes and preparing to sleep lazily, when I suddenly found that the post bar was suddenly lively again.

"I've dropped out, and you're satisfied." It's still a familiar ID, or a familiar tone. Be! I clicked on his post. This time, he no longer pretended to be forced, and he no longer shouted about his dreams and playing professionally. And the Lord asked him, "What?" It's been a long time since you've posted! It took a long time to reply to him: "This ...... Busy ......" the lord teased him as usual, "What are you busy doing?" Do you want to play professionally? Or are you pretending to be forced again? ”

But this time he didn't know very well, and just said, "Don't make fun of it!" "Teasing? If you don't pretend to be forced, how can you get into trouble at home, how can you drop out of school? "Myself, I don't want to read it." His tone was very much like a plea, Lord, not to mention it again. At this time, a lot of bar friends had gathered, so they mocked with the bar owner. I didn't speak, silently gave a thumbs up. After a while, he replied to a few posts, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he disappeared again in the cynicism of his bar friends.

Since then, they have not seen it for a long time. It's Christmas, the bar owner looked backstage and suddenly posted: "It's been a long time since I've come to the bar to post!" There are also many people downstairs who follow the reply, sighing, and even some new bar friends don't know each other and post to ask. At Christmas, I posted again: "It's been a long time since I've come to post! "I didn't say it until New Year's Day, and I didn't see him at the end of the year.

I finally didn't see it now—probably the bricks were moved.

Written in late 2014

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