Chapter 5 Why is the world full of bugs?
Just like the software used by those tuners, Tang Can can theoretically simulate anyone's voice by dragging these progress bars.
Moreover, turning the volume to the maximum is equivalent to connecting to a huge amplifier.
Merely......
Tang Can, who had just unlocked this bug, didn't know what was going on, so he slipped the volume control and pitch to the maximum, and as a result, he made such a terrifying ghost scream.
Originally, a few roars in the wilderness would not have caused as much an impact.
But it's ......
At this time, Tang Jin, the third son of the Tang family, was nervously leaning next to the big pit to scare himself suspiciously, and was yelled at by Tang Can......
Tang Jin was also frightened by the six gods, his body fell back, and he quickly turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Big brother, there is a debtor who is wronged, I didn't hurt you, don't come to me......"
Don't look at Tang Jinchengtian's appearance of being a young man and an old man, but at this moment, he was really frightened by Tang Can's ghost roar, and he couldn't care about any image, so he rode on a horse and fled.
"Damn, isn't it......? All scared me away?"
Obviously, Tang Can was also frightened by his own ghost roar just now, and he quickly clicked a "reset" button next to the sound adjustment progress bar, which was considered to be restored to his own voice with one click.
This time, Tang Can really wanted to cry without tears, he thought that he had unlocked the green bug and could help him get out of this big pit.
Unexpectedly, he accidentally scared all the people above away.
"Huh, wait! Some of the people who surrounded the big pit just now were the domestic slaves of the Tang family, and one of them was...... My third brother, Don King. That...... It shows that the people who came on horseback were not from the government, but Tang Jin and domestic slaves. So...... What about the grave robber who dug the pit?"
Tang Can's heart rose with a glimmer of life, if the tomb robber was still around, he should still be saved.
It's just that this tomb robber must have been driven away or scared away by Tang Jin and the others, will he come back?
Just as Tang Can was thinking about whether to use this voice changing ability to make a loli sound to seduce tomb robbers, a round bun face appeared on the big pit above.
"me!"
Tang Can looked at it and recognized it, "Stupid...... Are you a silly girl? It turned out to be you...... Come dig me?"
Searching for the memories of the original body, Tang Can quickly recognized the silly aunt.
Bang!
The silly aunt was not afraid of Tang Can at all, she jumped down from above, her strong body and well-developed muscles made Tang Can's little heart can't help but tremble slightly.
Without saying a word, the silly girl grabbed Tang Can's collar with one hand, and then jumped up again.
Seven or eight meters deep pit!
The silly girl still has Tang Can, and she can jump out suddenly.
This Nima is really ...... Talented.
Plop Plop Plop ......
Tang Can patted the dirt all over his body, and then he reacted, looking at the ugly woman in front of him who was a little too strong, and spit out a few words for a long time: "Silly girl! Thank you...... Saved me......"
"Great fool, you saved me. Moreover, you said that you would marry me as a lady. ”
The silly girl said it very reasonably, without the slightest shyness of the girl's family, maybe ...... The silly girl didn't know what shyness was.
"Huh, I ...... Did I say that?"
After being stunned for a moment, Tang Can searched for scenes with his silly aunt from his memory.
Originally......
After the foolish girl was seriously injured in the first place, she fled all the way out of the city.
But he still lost too much blood and fainted in the wilderness on the outskirts.
At this time, Tang Can, the eldest son of the Tang family, was playing in the family hunting ground in the western suburbs outside the city, and the hound smelled the smell of blood and took Tang Can all the way to find the stupid aunt who was seriously injured and unconscious.
Tang Can took the foolish aunt back to the manor to recuperate, during which for a few months, in addition to some necessary herbs to treat the wounds, the foolish aunt almost completely relied on her own strong self-healing ability, not only recovered as before, but also had greater strength.
Moreover, during the period of recuperation, Tang Can, who is known as the "big fool", formed a deep friendship with the foolish aunt.
Even Tang Can took the initiative to marry a stupid girl as a lady, as if ...... When I was a child, the boys and girls who pretended to be family wine together, they naturally said it when they fell in love.
However, Tang Can made an astonishing discovery when he searched for his original memories.
That's ......
In Tang Can's original memory, the silly girl was not ugly at all, and even ...... Looks like a fairy.
Right!
It's so beautiful, in my vague memory, it seems that this silly girl has two faces, one is the big face she is now, and there are some pockmarks, and her body is very strong.
And the other looming, fairy-like figure and face are also deeply engraved in Tang Can's memory.
"I'll go, can it be said that this is the Xi Shi in the eyes of the lover? In the original Tang Can's memory, the silly girl image was made up so beautiful by the brain?"
Facing the questioning gaze of the silly aunt, Tang Can digested the memory a little, nodded a little hard and said, "Yes! I said this, silly aunt, I will marry you as a lady." ”
No way!
What I promised, I have to fulfill it with tears!
What's more, if it weren't for someone's stupid aunt digging your grave today, maybe one day you would see the light of day again!
"Okay! I'll wait for you. ”
It seems that just to wait for Tang Can's words, the silly girl was satisfied when she heard it, and turned around and planned to leave very "ruthlessly".
But it's dusk now......
It's going to be dark soon!
In this wilderness, Tang Can is a modern otaku, but he doesn't have the ability to survive in the wilderness.
Besides, Tang Can wanted to go back to the Tang family, but he didn't even know which direction Jinling City was in.
Therefore, he hurriedly stopped the silly aunt who wanted to "pull out the ruthless" and said: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, silly girl, don't go alone! Can you take me back to Jinling City with me, I can't find my way home......
The silly girl looked at Tang Can suspiciously, as if she was thinking about something, and then nodded and agreed: "Okay!"
After saying this, Tang Can didn't even have time to react, so he was directly caught under the arm by the silly girl, and then rushed away in the direction of Jinling City, right...... At a speed of 60 kilometers per hour......
"Stop, stop, silly girl...... Stop for a moment, I get motion sickness...... I'm going to throw up!"
After only ten minutes of running, Tang Can couldn't do it, because the stupid girl clamped it too tightly and the speed was too fast.
When the silly girl stopped next to a farmland, Tang Can began to vomit uncontrollably on the side of the road.
He didn't get motion sickness, but he was running wildly with his big arms between his big arms, who could withstand this!
"Gross!"
Tang Can spit out all the Orleans grilled chicken thigh burgers he had eaten in his stomach, then patted his chest, and breathed a sigh of relief Just when he wanted to put forward some constructive suggestions to the silly aunt, he was shocked by the few bugs he saw in front of him.
Red light in two places!
Orange shines in one place!
The key is...... There's also a yellow glow!
it!
Why are there bugs everywhere?
Tang Can has been on the earth, and in two or three years, the total number of bugs found is less than twenty, and they are basically the lowest level of red light, which Tang Can is looking for everywhere.
But after crossing into this world, it's only been a few days!
Tang Can has already discovered so many bugs, it feels like ...... The world is full of bugs!
......