School City, elementary school district.

Today is the midterm exam of each semester, the first class is Chinese, Xiao Lin looked at the first question "Well, no", the second question "En", "It's so difficult", the third question looks at the picture and writes "''''' this person is so obscene in the pipe" "", the picture shows a little boy with a schoolbag sitting on the side of the road with his back to him, there are swallows on the wire, and there are stickers of the old military doctor on the telephone pole, Zhang Mengsu looked at Xiao Lin with a blank look full of question marks in his head, "Honey, I'll copy it for you", or you give me the paper, mine is not written with a name, you take it and fill it in. ”

"Go on the side, I'm a good boy, I can't cheat" Xiao Lin looked at her with disdain, refused righteously, and began to write an essay.

Xiaohong asked Xiao Ming to come to the house for dinner in the afternoon, but Xiao Ming didn't show up after waiting for a long time, and Xiao Ming didn't come to school the next day.

Ziyue walked behind Xiao Lin and looked at the essay he wrote, with a strange expression, what Xiao Ming saw the robbers robbing the bank after going out, and then rushed in to fight with the bandits at close range, AK shot indiscriminately, and finally Xiao Ming died heroically in the fight with the bandits, and before he died, he took out a photo of Xiao Hong, "Xiao Hong" "It's a pity that you are too ugly, fat like a pig" "" The neck was crooked, and finally the police successfully killed the gunman, looking at Xiao Ming's body being beaten into a sieve, saluting, the next day Xiao Hong didn't see Xiao Ming come to school, After receiving Xiao Ming's bad news, he fainted suddenly, and under the doctor's examination, he found that Xiao Hong was pregnant with Xiao Ming's child, Xiao Hong's parents were like winning the lottery, "Daughter, she was actually pregnant, I thought she would never have a boy close to him, Xiao Ming, your spirit in the sky wants to bless their mother and son", as for Xiao Ming's parents because they bought high insurance for Xiao Ming, with the pain of losing their children, the two of them traveled around the world, Xiao Hong washed her face with tears every day, after Xiao Xiao Ming was born, Xiao Hong died depressed, at the age of 12 '''the-end'.

"''''''''''" Ziyue didn't know what to say.

The second class, mathematics.

"15 times 15=?" Xiao Lin stiffened his fingers, and found that it was not enough, and he was very distressed.

“X+5=10，X=？” Kobayashi thought about it, this is simple, X=Y.

"There are three birds in the tree, 2 flew here, 3 flew away, and 5 flew away, how many are there?" Kobayashi took out the scratch paper and tore it into many small balls to make a tree, and then put two small paper balls on it, and then finally found the answer according to the description, and smiled proudly, and the momentum of the world was spontaneously born.

"Please come up with a question by yourself", the question path is required to be smooth, you can answer, and you don't need to write the answer."

"This is simple, out of the question, I must make a difficult one, um!! There were 10 birds in the tree, 15 flew away, 2 more came, 20 flew away, 1 more flew away, and then X flew away, how many apples are there in the tree? Kobayashi raised his chin proudly.

Ziyue covered her forehead and looked at Xiao Lin's grades, she really wanted to die'''' 15 points in Chinese, 10 points in mathematics, the first in the class, and the first in the whole grade, a total score of more than 100 points lower than the second-to-last, and then look at Zhang Mengsu, the first in the class, and the first in the whole grade, 99 in language, 100 in mathematics.

After school, Xiao Lin looked at the paper with a total score of 25, like a general returning from a victory, Zi Han looked at Xiao Lin's happy appearance, he should have done well in the exam, but Zhang Mengsu looked weird.

"Xiaolin, how did you do in the exam?" Zihan looked at Xiao Lin happily, and she was also happy.

"That's!! Here you go!! Xiao Lin happily took out the test paper, and Zhang Mengsu's expression became more and more weird.

Zihan was stunned, 15 points in Chinese, or 5 points in the 30 points of the composition of the title and 5 points of content, the remaining 5 points are the previous multiple-choice questions, 10 points in mathematics is 5 points for the answer of a few birds on a tree, and the others are also points for multiple-choice questions.

"''''''''' Kobayashi!! Why are you so bad at exams!! "Zihan was a little angry", and slapped his ass after grabbing Xiaolin, Zhang Mengsu wanted to stop "Sister Zihan" on the side, but still stopped.

Xiao Lin felt so aggrieved, looking at Zihan so angry, he couldn't help but tears fell, and he lifted his pants and ran away, "I hate you!! As a result, they couldn't hold on, they fell, their knees were rubbed with blood, they gritted their teeth and got up, Zihan and Zhang Mengsu were startled "Xiaolin" and ran over, Xiaolin ran with his feet while crying, Zihan and Mengsu couldn't catch up, and watched Xiaolin squeeze into the crowd "Xiaolin!! Come back!! ”

Walking in the crowd, the knees felt hot, Xiao Lin turned off the phone, came to the chair on the lawn by the river, took out a band-aid and put it on, felt the cold river breeze, it was so cold''', twisted the kettle and took a sip, a warmth was in the chest, and felt a little better, "I didn't do it right just now, I shouldn't have just run away with anger, she should be worried about me to death", wait for Zihan to admit her mistake, don't be busy, wait for me to pee'".

Slowly walked to the lush shrubs by the river, reached out and touched the water, "It's so cool, so clear", looked left and right at no one, took out a little JJ, and began to pee, and the downstream position less than 2 meters away, because of a shrub, Xiaolin was not found, and there was a beautiful young woman who was washing her face and rinsing her mouth.

Yin Xiyuan came to X City to prepare for a concert, wanted to go around and didn't want to be followed, sneaked to the river and accidentally fell, gnawed a mouthful of grass and mud, and his face was also mud, looking at such a clear river, lying on the river to wash his face, gargle his mouth''''' or nature is good, the environment of X City is really good''', the water is so clear, and there is a sweet smell'''", next to it is a dense shrub, no one around, the sound of the wind covers the sound of Xiao Xiaolin's water column falling into the water, suddenly a gust of wind rises, Xiao Lin's spring water floats over, A lot hit Yin Xiyuan in the face.

"Hey, it's raining" Yin Xiyuan looked up and felt the water droplets on her face, some of which floated into her mouth''

Xiao Lin felt that there was movement in the bushes, turned his head and saw a beautiful woman, so familiar, one hand was still holding Xiao Xiaolin to continue urinating, and the other hand waved at her and smiled friendly, "Hello"

When he saw Xiao Lin turn his face, Yin Xiyuan recognized this kid as the dead child who killed a thousand knives with Liu Yueru and Ye Tingcheng, his chest rose and fell quite a lot, and he pointed at Xiao Lin with trembling anger and couldn't speak.

"I'm fighting with you!!" Yin Xiyuan jumped over the bushes and startled Xiao Lin, but she was accidentally scratched by the bushes, pulled her skirt and lay down not far from Xiao Lin's feet.

Yin Xiyuan is no longer in the rage mode that can be described as angry, looking up at the stick, and the stick is still dripping on her cheeks, and the innocent and lovely face behind the stick, her eyes are red, and she suddenly gets up angry and sad, "Ah!! ”。

Xiao Lin just finished peeing, and when he looked at this person's eyes as if he was about to eat himself, he immediately ran with his feet and ran for his life, "Stop!! I told you to stop!! I'll kill you!! Little bastard!! ”

Xiao Lin heard the threatening words from behind, turned his head to see the face, remembered that it was Yin Xiyuan, made a grimace and stuck out his tongue, "Ugly eight monsters, ugly girls who eat mud".

"Holy shit!! There's a kind of you don't run!! Yin Xiyuan chased wildly in high heels.

"No quality, swearing, don't chase it!!" Kobayashi pulled his legs and ran wildly.

"Kobayashi !!" Zihan is like crazy, wandering around'''' ”

Zihan was worried to death, tears slipped down drop by drop, and she walked to the river in a state of confusion, ready to call Yueru and them for help, at this time she saw a familiar figure running towards this side, Zihan cried with joy and jumped down, came to the lawn, saw Xiao Lin's expression of panicking and trying to escape for her life, and saw a murderous and extremely embarrassed woman behind her, wait, that woman is so familiar! It's Yin Xiyuan!

"Zihan, wife, I'm sorry, I'm not naughty anymore, I'll study hard, someone wants to kill me, save me!!" Xiao Lin ran over, Zihan squatted down and hugged him, "Husband, I also have something wrong, I'm sorry, in fact, as long as you're happy, I shouldn't hit you" The affectionate hug became tighter and tighter, and the two looked at each other and kissed each other, releasing their suspicions.

"Run away, that woman is coming, I just peed by the river, and I accidentally urinated on her face, and now I will definitely be beaten up if I am caught by her." Xiao Lin pulled up Zihan and ran, afraid that Yin Xiyuan, who was chasing from afar, would catch up, and turned his head to look at Yin Xiyuan, who was running slower and slower behind, "Stinky woman!" Let's eat Xiang'''" patted his buttocks, and Zihan ran blankly.

"Ah!!! I'll kill you! And that woman! You're his mother!! How to teach your son!? Yin Xiyuan's scream was extremely poignant, and there was only that small figure in her eyes! .

"''''''''''' I look so old? By the way, you're not a few years younger than me!! Zihan was speechless, feeling Yin Xiyuan's terrible eyes, and had no choice but to run with him first, especially when he heard that the urine was on other people's faces, if he didn't look at him for a while, he would cause trouble, no wonder Yin Xiyuan shouted to kill you while chasing, he glanced back at the embarrassed look, and couldn't help laughing, Yueru and Allure heard that it was estimated that it would be interesting, and while pulling Xiaolin to run, he pulled out the phone and prepared to gossip with Yueru and Allure.