Chapter 12 I didn't expect the next life to come so quickly!
Late last night, Tang Can had already instructed Mama Yu to prepare for this terrible orange bug.
Because now Tang Can is already a completely dead man in the eyes of the people of the entire Jinling City, so it is inconvenient for him to show his face.
Everything was left to Mama Yu to dispose of, so she took enough silver taels early in the morning to the major slaughterhouses to buy a large number of pig whips, sheep whips, dog whips, bull whips and other items.
It wasn't until late in the evening that Mama Yu came back and bought almost all the whips of the thousands of pigs, cows, sheep, and dogs slaughtered in the city in one day.
"The eldest son, the old slave lives up to his trust. Here are a thousand whips. ”
Mama Yu was a little curious, what did Tang Can do with these thousand whips?
"It's hard work, Mama Yu. And what's going on out there today, are the people talking about haunting?"
Tang Can looked at the thousand bloody whips in this bag, and knew that something big could happen.
"Rumors are already flying. The ghost screams and ghosts of the eldest prince last night can't be allowed to be disbelieved. Now everyone in the city is in danger, the sun has just set, and almost every house has closed its doors and windows. It's just ......"
Mama Yu said with some concern, "It's just that the city lord and the prefect have sent more guards to patrol the streets, and if the eldest prince has to go out tonight, he has to worry." And, the city lord and the prefect held the Tang Mansion accountable, and the lord was forced by the three elders to give an explanation to the people of the city within three days......"
"Is three days enough?"
Tang Can nodded, and said, "I'll go out of the city tonight, and it's uncertain when I'll come back." Mama Yu, you will go to the Tang Mansion tomorrow morning to see your father, and bring him here to meet me. ”
"My lord, now that there is a curfew, how do you get out of the city? The four city gates are now heavily guarded. Mama Yu asked with some concern.
"I have my own way, I don't need to worry. ”
With a wave of his hand, Tang Can carried a sack of whips and headed out of the city, taking advantage of the night.
A thousand lashes, in five sacks.
Tang Can first carried a sack out of the East City Gate, and buried them one by one along the calculated route.
Then there were the other three city gates, burying these whips almost around the entire Jinling City.
Almost around the city wall, a whip is buried every fifty meters, forming a large "mouth" character outside the city as a whole.
Followed by......
Tang Can entered the city again, directly from the east gate to the west city gate, and buried a whip every few tens of meters along the way.
When the work was about the hour, Tang Can finished it all.
A thousand whips, in the shape of a "day", surrounded and penetrated the entire Jinling City.
"Huhu! This amount of work is really big enough. The last time I was on Earth, I could have driven all the way to bury it, and now it's all on two ......legs."
After burying the last whip, Tang Can's eyes could see that the entire Jinling City was emitting a faint orange light.
The bug is unlocked, and Tang Can can activate it at any time.
Tang Can still remembers that the last time he was on Earth, Tang Can woke up one morning and found this orange bug from a contraceptive device used by someone else in the trash can.
At that time, Tang Can thought that this would be a bug to improve men's abilities in that aspect, but when he analyzed the specific unlocking method, he was almost scared to death.
It actually took a thousand whips, and they had to be buried in various places in the southeast, north, and west of the city, and finally formed a big "day" character.
What the hell is this Nima!
Do you want to be so excited?
Tang Can is a standard otaku, and he unilaterally announced that he would give up unlocking this bug at that time.
It is impossible to unlock it, and it is absolutely impossible to buy a thousand whips, Tang Can doesn't know where to buy so many, let alone go to great lengths to bury the word "day" in the designated position.
However......
At a class reunion, Tang Can suddenly found that a good friend of his college days actually went home to inherit 10,000 acres of fertile land and farms, and even a slaughterhouse.
Uhhh......h
The opportunity was sent to the door, and Tang Can was really curious, what would be the effect of this bug that required a thousand whips to unlock?
Tang Can got his wish and got a thousand whips, but he was also in the circle of classmates, oh no!
That night, after Tang Can buried a thousand whips in the shape of the word "sun", the entire city emitted a faint orange light.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Tang Can took a deep breath, pointed to the sky and shouted, "Eat color, sex too!"
Then, a horrific accident occurred.
The bug is unlocked successfully, and the effect envelops the entire city.
The next day, the news reported several traffic accidents, all of which were caused by the male driver's fatigue and lack of physical strength.
The city's major hospitals even received hundreds of "special" emergency cases at night, which caused a sensation in the city for a while.
The next day, Tang Can watched one news after another on TV, hiding his merit and fame, this is a bug that appeared completely to promote human reproduction!
But the effect of this bug is too terrible, and it must be thrown into a small black house.
Besides, Tang Can didn't have the leisure to buy a thousand more whips to bury the word "day".
That's right, Tang Can thought that it would be impossible for him to use this "day" word bug again in this life, but he didn't expect it...... The next life will come so soon.
......
In his previous life, Tang Can was a complete otaku.
Doing nothing, even if he has the eye of a bug, he hasn't done anything earth-shattering.
Unexpectedly, this body after crossing is even more miserable!
As a young man in a family, he has a problem with his brain, and he is ridiculed by the people of the entire Jinling City as a big fool.
Not to mention the inheritance rights of the family, he has to be sent to someone else's house as a son-in-law.
Before he became a son-in-law, Shangguan Lanfeng, a vicious mother-in-law, coaxed him into taking poison and committing suicide.
It's a complete tragedy!
Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it!
Therefore, in the few days when he digested the memories of his original body in the coffin, Tang Can thought...... As long as you go out, you must take revenge.
Take revenge on that vicious mother-in-law Shangguan Lanfeng, and ...... The entire Jinling City dared to laugh at Tang Can's ignorant and despicable people.
If you don't make a move, it's enough, and as soon as you make a move, you have to know that the current Chanye is no longer the big fool of the past.
The so-called return of the king will have a vision.
Tonight, let you enjoy the most primitive happiness of human beings!
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