082 Cooperation, "Friendship" between humans and monsters!
Cat demons are ferocious by nature, and killing people and eating people is completely a survival instinct. But as felines, they naturally have the nature of cats in their bones, that is, they are suspicious, curious, and cautious.
The poisonous cat king Pep'er was also attracted by the delicacies in front of Ying Tianyi, but it did not rush forward to check whether the food was poisonous, but stretched out its sharp claws, pointed at Chang Saburo and Aisha beside Ying Tianyi, and said in a hoarse voice: "Let the two of them stand back, and you, dangerous humans, you also stand back!" ”
Dangerous human beings, naturally, refer to Ying Tianyi himself.
Although Ying Tianyi couldn't understand why the poisonous Elvis said that he was dangerous, he obediently pulled Changzaburo and Aisha back a few steps.
"Go back a bit!" The poisonous presley king seemed to be too cautious, compared the distance, and continued to let Ying Tianyi and the three of them retreat.
Ying Tianyi was helpless, so he had to pull the two highest combat forces around him until he retreated to the back of the team.
Confirming that Ying Tianyi and they would not be able to hurt themselves even if they suddenly broke out, the poisonous presley king slowly stepped forward, drooling and ready to check the exquisite food produced by the palace.
It's just that when it was about to approach the sturdy big wooden boxes, its snort moved slightly, as if it smelled something special, and immediately retreated a distance with its hands and feet, and asked Ying Tianyi with a low roar: "Cunning human, what are those boxes in?" Why does it make me feel dangerous? ”
Ying Tianyi's eyebrows moved slightly, he didn't expect the poisonous Elvis King's nose to be so smart, and he could smell the gunpowder inside through the box.
Shrugging his shoulders slightly, Ying Tianyi walked back to the box, opened a box directly, revealing a large pile of bundled explosives inside, as well as all kinds of grenades, and said with a smile: "It is worthy of being the leader of the cat demon, and the feeling is indeed very keen." These are the weapons of our humanity, which I intended to use to die with you. But since the two leaders are willing to make a deal with me, there is no need for it. ”
Ying Tianyi ignored the surprised and suspicious gazes of those people behind him, and waved his hand lightly, and several large wooden boxes on the ground disappeared immediately, but the food on the boxes did not fall to the ground, because a beautiful square table replaced the original wooden box and steadily caught the food.
"Sure enough, my feelings are not wrong!" The poisonous elvis king's dark green vertical pupils looked directly at Ying Tianyi, and said in a deep voice: "When I surrounded you before, your black eyes made me feel a burst of unwarranted fear, so I wanted to kill you first." It's just that I didn't expect that there are two people around you who are very powerful, and even I am not sure to kill them. But the real scary thing is that you, a human, I don't think I should make any deal with you, it's better to kill you! ”
Cats do have a keen sense, or it's not an exaggeration to call it magical.
Because once Ying Tianyi fights for his life, he is definitely the most terrifying. Not to mention that he was desperate to borrow the power of ghosts and gods, just the various dangerous items hidden in his body could kill all the monsters present, which Aisha could not do.
"No, no, no, you can't kill him. If I kill him, what will happen to my delicious food? Kaino, who is used to thinking about problems with his stomach and whose IQ is obviously inferior to that of the poisonous Elvis Presley, rushed to help him as soon as Yingtian opened his mouth to explain: "It is normal for human beings to have some means of self-preservation, you have to understand this." But humans are more afraid of death than we are, have you forgotten those human captives who knelt down to beg us for their lives? Now that his life is in our hands, he doesn't dare to resist, let's take a look at those delicious foods first! ”
"The leader of Kaino is right, if you insist on killing me, then I will definitely not stand still. But if you are willing to make a deal with me, then there is no need for me to work hard, after all, life is the most precious. ”
Ying Tian spread his hands and said with a smile: "Unlike other humans, I am not interested in your territory. I'm after wealth and status, and of course, women. The Gran Forest contains treasures left behind by the elves, as well as all sorts of medicinal herbs, which are of little use to you, but are of great value to me. ”
"As you can see, I have a talent for carrying a lot of things with me. I can buy a lot of fine food from the humans, and exchange them with you for useless elven relics and medicinal herbs, which is mutually beneficial for both of us. I am not racially biased and I am not averse to being friends with you. If I could, I'd love to make friends with you two powerful leaders! ”
"Hmph, humans are not to be trusted, you are too cunning!" The Poison Elvis King snorted disdainfully and said, "Who knows if you will harm us, after all, in the eyes of you humans, we cat demons and goblins are all monsters." ”
"Humans can't be trusted, but those delicious foods are totally worth believing!" Kaino drooled, staring at the delicacies in front of Yingtian with burning eyes, and the stomach that replaced the brain's thinking suddenly exceeded the level, and said with a strange smile: "Killing them, you will only eat some human flesh that does not taste very good, it is far more cost-effective to keep him for trading." We can take his woman hostage and ask him to buy us delicious food, so that we don't fear that he will spoil it. ”
I have to say that the allure of food is indeed amazing, and it actually made Kaino think of the good idea of taking hostages.
"You idiot!" The Poison Elvis King glared at Kaino angrily and said, "Think about the human captives before, they did not hesitate to betray their companions in order to survive. It can be seen that human beings are more selfish than us and do not care about the lives of others at all. If you detain a few of his women, he can go find more women, this is a fart! ”
Kaino was stunned when he heard this, blinked his eyes, and asked idiotically, "Then what should I do?" Do you want me to watch a lot of delicious food fly away? ”
"I don't know!" The poisonous Elvis King shrugged helplessly, indicating that its IQ was also a little insufficient.
Ying Tianyi can see that these two monster leaders, one regards food as more important than life, and the other is more cautious but not as smart as humans after all, and it shouldn't be difficult to fool them.
"Stay here and don't move!" After admonishing a few people around him, Ying Tian stood up to the square table with a lot of food in front of him, and walked towards the two monster leaders without hesitation.
"Meow~~~ What are you going to do?" Seeing Yingtian walking towards him, the poisonous cat king Pep'er screamed, reflexively took a few steps back, and the hairs on his tail stood up.
Kaino's courage was greater than that of the poisonous Elvis, and he stood in place and did not retreat, but the scimitar in his hand also lit up with a trace of thunder and lightning, and he was ready for battle.
"Don't be nervous, I don't mean anything!" With a kind smile on his face, Yingtian walked up to Kaino without fear, put down the square table, stretched out his hand and said, "These are the most high-end delicacies in human society, and they are my private treasures. Don't worry, it's absolutely not poisonous. ”
Smelling the aroma of food up close, Kaino was already drooling, and he couldn't help but reach out and grab a plate of roast pig's trotters on the table.
"Wait, you don't want to die!" The poisonous presley king immediately stopped Kaino and glared at Ying Tianyi with fierce eyes.
"This ......" Kaino's saliva is about to turn into a waterfall, and he really wants to eat the food in front of him, but the old neighbor Poison Elvis is an expert in drug identification, and he doesn't let himself eat it, so there must be something wrong with these foods.
Ying Tianyi also hated this extremely cautious stinky cat very much in his heart, and if it hadn't been for his presence, the greedy Kaino would have taken the bait a long time ago.
Reaching out and grabbing a roast chicken on the table, Ying Tianyi took a big bite without any image, and said while eating: "Since you don't want to eat it, forget it." I really don't understand what you think, although we are not of the same kind, even if I kill you, what benefit will I get, but I will be killed by your men. ”
"As I said, I'm a profit-seeker and enjoyer, and I'm not interested in your territory. And what are you living for? It's not about enjoying life better! Essentially, we don't have to be enemies at all. I can get rich from you, and you can get good food from me. This kind of win-win thing, you still refuse, I really misjudged you! ”
"Yes, you have a point, we don't need to be enemies!" Kaino, whose brain was filled with delicious food, casually said a perfunctory sentence, and could no longer control the cravings in his stomach, so he reached out and grabbed a pig's trotter and gnawed it.
At this time, the poisonous cat king also saw that the food in front of him was indeed not poisonous, and let Kaino feast on it, but it didn't do it himself, but stared at Ying Tianyi and said: "You are human, we are monsters, and we are always on the opposite side." And we killed so many humans, don't you want to avenge them? ”
Ying Tianyi casually took out a bottle of fruit wine, poured two sips, and handed the bottle to Kaino.
Kaino didn't hesitate to take it and drink it, and while drinking, he sighed with emotion: "It's worthy of human food, it's so delicious!" ”
Stretching out his hand to push a plate of cakes in front of the poisonous Elvis King, Ying Tianyi said with a wicked smile: "You say that we humans are very selfish, as long as I live well, what does it matter to me whether other people live or die." I entered the forest this time in search of a chance to make a fortune. As long as you two leaders are willing to cooperate with me, then I won't make a fortune. As long as there is money to be made, I don't care if you are monsters or not, and I am still willing to make friends with you. Come on, try the court cake of mankind, which ordinary people can't eat! ”
Poisonous Elvis thought about it carefully, and also felt that what Ying Tianyi said was very reasonable.
The two sides worked desperately, and in the end, many of their subordinates died, not to mention, and they only ate some not very delicious human flesh. And if you cooperate with Ying Tianyi, you don't have to sacrifice your subordinates, and you can get more delicious food, why not!
The most important thing is that their monster tribe lives in the forest, protected by natural barriers, and even human armies can't drive in. Only those annoying adventurers always come to occupy their territory, but after this battle, it is estimated that the adventurer forces will not be able to make trouble again in a short time.
And Ying Tianyi, a dangerous guy, has a smile on his face, and he is not a good person at first glance, let alone an adventurer. Only such mercenary bad guys would think of cooperating with them. If it were someone else, even if they offered to cooperate, they probably wouldn't agree.
The poisonous Elvis Presley, who had figured it out, carefully picked up the cake, pushed the demon mask on his face a little, stretched out his scarlet tongue and licked it.
I don't know if I don't lick it, and I'm scared when I lick it.
The silky smooth sweetness and the soft and glutinous texture are simply delicious.
After tasting the delicious cake, the poisonous Elvis Presley was also like Kaino, completely engaged in enjoying the food, eating his mouth full of cream, but he didn't notice how strange Yingtianyi's gaze was at it.
Under the mask of the poisonous Elvis Presley, only a small chin is exposed. But it was this purple-skinned chin that made Ying Tianyi stunned on the spot.
It's not a fluffy cat mouth, nor a long beard, but like a human being, the lines are beautiful, delicate and lovely, and even the lilac lip flap is very similar to a human girl.
Look at the concave and convex curves hidden under the tattered leather armor of the poisonous Elvis King, especially the delicate skin, if it weren't for the wrong color, plus the poisonous Elvis King's legs are anti-joints, Ying Tianyi almost thought that the murderous cat demon leader in front of him was a human disguise.
It is said that the wine table is the easiest to deepen feelings!
The two monster leaders, plus Ying Tianyi, a human being, ate at the same table, munched on meat, poured a whole bottle of wine, and after a while, they hooked their shoulders and backs, like old friends for many years.
At the end, Kaino, who had eaten and drunk enough, burped and said with great joy: "You are the first human friend I have ever made, and you are very appetizing to me, and we will be our own people from now on." You human women are so ugly, in order to entertain you, I'll send you a few goblin beauties to make you feel refreshed! ”
Ying Tianyi is also very happy to be recognized by Kainuo, which gives him more room for development.
But as soon as he heard that Kaino was going to give him a few goblin beauties, Yingtian trembled with one hand, and almost jumped up in fright......
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