Chapter 1 Crossing doesn't even have a pair of shorts

At the turn of the spring and summer of 1195, in the small independent country of Julai, in the northwestern corner of the Semriya continent, a terrorist attack occurred that was enough to change history. The railroad bridge that connected the city of Chulay to the neighboring Erebonian Empire at great expense was blown up by terrorists, plunging the country into a state of panic and paralyzing its economy.

Since the railway connecting the city of Julay to the Erebonian Empire was mainly financed by the Erebonian Empire, the empire, feeling the economic losses, demanded that the city of Julay cooperate in defense and jointly arrest the terrorists who sabotaged the railway, in exchange for the reconstruction of the railway bridge.

Faced with the thunderous wrath of a large country with a population of tens of millions and a territory dozens of times its own, the Julay City Council voted after urgent deliberation and agreed to the demands of the Erebonian Empire.

For a time, there was a lot of rumors, and the investigators and gendarmes of the Erebonian Empire entered Julaishi in large numbers to openly search for suspects, coupled with the economic paralysis, the credibility of the Julaiguo government was discredited, and the situation fell into turmoil.

It is customary for the continent of Semria to celebrate Midsummer Day on June 15 of the Lunar Calendar, not only because it is the brightest day of the year in the starry sky, but also because it is also a day to celebrate the summer harvest, and legend has it that Eddes, the goddess of the sky, will set her eyes on Semria on this day to listen to the wishes of the world and give blessings.

For Julai, known for its abundance of wheat, this year's festival has been a little less colorful. Without the railway, grain prices would have been low, and despite the golden patches of the northern plains, there was little joy in the hearts of the peasants. The more this is the case, the richer the offerings people make to the goddess, and praying to the goddess becomes the only spiritual sustenance for people.

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When the radish spirit went out today, he obviously didn't look at the yellow calendar.

A harmless zero-level magical beast like it, except for those bear children who had to stay away, no human would ever come to disturb them.

But today, a strange human has launched a shameful harassment against it.

"Mamma Mia, even the radish has become fine, sir, I am really unfavorable." Xiao Du clenched his stick with both hands, nervously confronting the first demonic beast he encountered in this otherworld.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak." (Don't mess around, radishes will hit people if you're in a hurry.) οΌ‰

Originally, I just wanted to go to Datian on the opposite side to visit the door, but I didn't expect to meet this human on the road, and I didn't want to scratch it with a branch.

The zero-level demonic beast is also dignified, the radish spirit is angry, it has a mouth, and it uses a trick, and the piece of lunch that has not been digested becomes a hidden weapon, and it flies towards the man head-on.

"Puff puff." Xiao Du was smashed and dizzy.

As soon as the blow is successful, the radish spirit will run away.

"What, what did this monster hit me with? Hey, it looks like pickled radish? ”

The radish spirit that escaped smoothly turned around to reconnoiter the enemy's situation, and just saw Xiao Du tentatively put a piece of pickled radish into his mouth, and then showed an intoxicated expression.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" (Mamma Mia, it's disgusting that this pervert actually eats my poop)

Xiao Du lifted the straw skirt on his waist, picked up a few slices of pickled radishes on the ground, blew the ashes, nibbled them as snacks, and walked towards the village outline in the distance.

The moment he woke up on the Semria continent, a large amount of information was poured into Xiao Du's mind. He, Xiao Du, won the grand prize of an aunt in Semria, rewarded him with the status of an observer on the Semria continent, and obtained talents such as perfect body, the realm of reason, and invincibility of mouth cannons, plus some inexplicable mission goals.

And all the memories of bargaining with the great gods in time and space, and how they got here, have been erased by the irresponsible space-time couriers.

After the body was shaped, the irresponsible driver didn't even throw him a pair of shorts. (Samu: Time travel is very expensive, and we usually don't carry such low-level things with us)

When Xiao Du woke up, he found that he was not wearing a coat all over his body, which was really immoral. When he touched his thin ribs and a slice of belly with his own hands, he couldn't help but wail:

"Relatives, even shorts are wooden, what kind of is this. I didn't have a penny in my bag, and I was skinny into ribs! Oh my God, Xiao Du, I'm about to faint from hunger, which aunt will come to give alms, Edest, the goddess of the sky, save the lost lamb under your bell. ”

The goddess was silently incognito and did not answer, I don't know if she was lazy on the phone, or if she saw through the shameful face of this hypocrite, and of course, it could be the embarrassment of being shy and unbearable to see someone reveal at three o'clock.

In order to maintain the natural simplicity of the social atmosphere, in order to avoid starvation on the first day of crossing, Xiao Du learned how to weave a grass skirt, and through the indomitable battle with the monster, he finally passed through the field unharmed, and then on the drying rack of a family on the side of the road, he put on a dress, and then, along the only main road, walked to this depressed town.

"Wheat Field Town, what kind of broken name is this!" Xiao Du stood at the entrance of the town, pouting, looking at the first town he had seen in this world.

The small-town scene, described as depressed merely does not seem to be apt enough. From the entrance of the town, it seems that the whole town has just been ravaged by a giant who fell from the sky, and there are broken walls everywhere, revealing the traces of fire. Three or five mourning dogs, dragging their empty bellies like Xiao Du, lingered on the side of the warm nest in the past, and let out a low wail when they saw a stranger passing by.

Xiao Du actually needs a pair of shoes now, the soles of his feet are scorched by the hot earth, but the family he passed by just now happened to have no shoes to dry.

"My mother, I was born under the red flag, grew up in New China, crossed the street since I was a child, didn't run a red light, didn't look at cheat sheets in exams, and took people and things on the first day of the other world." Xiao Du blamed himself.

"No, we're players, don't players just break into NPC's house and rummage through boxes, and take them away when they see something that can be used!" He suddenly thought of this one again.

"It's a pity that this is different from computer games.,If you're seen, you're going to be hunted down.,I'm a player.,I can't tell the NPC.,If it's leaked, you'll definitely be caught and dissected by all kinds of madmen.。 Xiao Du thought wildly, endured the heat from the soles of his feet, and walked towards the center of the town.

There was a strange smell in the air. "Yes, there's a bakery!" Xiao Du took a few sharp breaths of the aroma, adjusted the direction of his progress, and thought about how to beg decently as he walked forward.

Due to the fact that the memory has been emptied for a short time, coupled with the stimulation of the time and space difference that has been traveled, Xiao Du is now in a state of mixed joy and sorrow, sentimental trance, and can't help but have a trace of the nervousness of a homeless man, which makes the aunt of the only bakery in the town doubly vigilant, clenching the rolling pin in her hand, ready to come out of the window at any time.

The perfect body brings Xiao Du a new feeling, the body contains health that has never been reached in 20 years, but there is also a sequelae, that is, after reshaping the body, a large amount of nutrients are urgently needed. Xiao Du, who was poor and white, touched the ribs protruding under his clothes, and knew with his toes that he urgently needed a lot of protein and carbohydrates.

Xiao Du's eyes widened pitifully, stretched out his hands, and tried to sell cuteness, trying to use this common body language to order food, but he didn't speculate.

The fat aunt tapped the edge of the counter with a rolling pin, opened her throat and shouted: "A hardshell bread is 5 meters to a piece, a cheese sandwich bread is 10 meters to a piece, I don't give a handout, young man, if there is no Mira, if not, hurry up and find a job." Now this season, there are short-term workers everywhere. Don't hang around here. ”

Xiao Du understood these words word for word, and he understood them all! The time courier's large language pack was not given away in vain.

It's a pity that it's useless to understand.

The fat aunt saw that Xiao Du Lianzhan was not going, her eyes showed a fierce light, and the rolling pin knocked on the counter.

An otaku, when has he seen such a scene, Xiao Du was so frightened that he retreated one after another and fled in the wilderness.

Early summer is the most beautiful time of the year, and the wet and fertile northwest coast of Semria is full of abundant harvests. In this world of harvest, the hungry Xiao Du couldn't help but think of the bundles of instant noodles and ham sausages in the rental house on Earth, the convenience of taking whatever he wanted in the big supermarket, the fact that he was in a hurry and didn't tell anyone, how sad his parents would be after his disappearance, and the psychological trauma of being alone for more than 20 years.

Thinking of the sadness, Xiao Du couldn't help muttering: "Fox friends and dogs, I don't know if anyone is willing to feel sorry for me for three seconds?" I don't even have a pair of shorts, I run naked with wheat straw, life is like this, it's really cool as water! ”

He looked around helplessly, where are your relatives, is there a type of work that eats first and then works?