Chapter 17 Looking for Trouble?

On the open grass under the big tree, Xiao Fei took out a flying knife and came to Xiao Bai and Yan'er, "Princesses, what do you want to eat? ”

Yan'er was silent, and Xiaobai grinned and said, "It's good to collect wild vegetables and fruits, and we'll go too." ”

Collect wild fruits, I'm doing it" No, no, no, you rest and rest, let's go. Collecting wild fruits, I'm the best at it. See, well, you just wait and eat. ”

We kept talking about wild fruits or something, and Yu Fat protested, "Meat, meat!" I eat fruit and have diarrhea, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't eat meat for a day. ”

Looking at the jade fat, which was stronger than a cow, Xiao Fei said helplessly, "Child, look at your body, you are almost able to catch up with an elephant, and you will have a day of flesh." ”

"Eating meat is the only way to be strong, how can you do without meat?"

I also know that Yu Pang has no heart, it's too real, Yuanchang said, "Okay, okay, I know, I know, Xiaofei, you can hunt, just order what you watch, the key is to eat enough, one or two wild pheasants or something, it's not enough to stuff your teeth." Yupang, you just stay here. ”

Yupang: "Hehe, I didn't plan to go hehe. ”

You see, it's really naΓ―ve to say that he is real. But Yan'er was amused, and we all saw it, and Yan'er found out that we were looking at her, and resumed that serious expression. Yan'er rarely laughs, I don't know if I'm worried about her mother, we don't know the specific reason and don't dare to ask.

Xiao Fei walked a few hundred meters, but never found any prey to eat, there were deer and wild boars, but so much meat would definitely not be able to eat, so as not to fight such a large animal. Xiao Fei squatted down to take a closer look at the grass. At this time, Xiao Yu also leaned over, "How is it?"

"There's rabbits nearby, you see there's rabbit droppings here. ”

Looking down, the scattered mung bean-sized feces are mostly hares, and I'm not good at tracking prey or something, "Then you track, I'll go collect wild fruits." ”

"Okay. ”

Xiao Fei walked cautiously forward, and found a rabbit hole a hundred meters away, and then turned around and found five rabbit holes. Xiao Fei began to rush at me, lowered his voice and said, "Come on."

I wrapped my feet around with little wind magic, and I was fast and much lighter.

Xiao Fei said, "Didn't you say that you are a full attribute? Come, pour water into this hole." ”

Looking at the dark hole, I said, "Okay, you, you can catch at least four or five rabbits in these five or six holes, unless the rabbits aren't at home." ”

"Is there a little common sense, big brother? The three holes of the cunning rabbit are said that the rabbit's nest has a lot of outlets, you pour water to hold it out, and leave the rest to me. ”

"And that said, then I'll start it. ”

First-level water magic, the arm-thick water flow continued to flow out of the blue magic array between my hands, and the water flowed into the rabbit nest, so that after more than ten seconds, a gray hare came out of a hole five meters away, which was really fat. Xiao Fei pulled out the knife and put the flying knife away again, "Hehe, you run, see Lao Tzu chasing you to death today." ”

Xiaofei went to chase rabbits, so I collected some wild fruits, in fact, I also bought some edible game vegetables in the small market, but the game didn't look very fresh, and the vegetables were a little wilted.

The rabbit was also strange to say, after running out a hundred meters away, he looked back at Xiao Fei, and then turned around and jumped one meter high, as if mocking Xiao Fei.

Xiao Feifeng's magic strengthens his feet, "Yes, let's go." ”

The rabbit was obviously in a hurry, what kind of monster was that two-legged monster in the back? Running faster than a rabbit!

In the end, the hare could not escape Xiao Fei's poisonous hands, cleaning the hare by the river, Xiao Fei saw a lot of big fish in the water, do you want a fish? But thinking that Yan'er saw the fish on the table yesterday, she didn't even eat all the other dishes, Xiao Fei gave up this idea, Yan'er was originally a fish, how could she eat fish, "Forget it, one rabbit may not be enough, you have to catch something else, plus fruit or something, it should be enough to eat." ”

I was lying on the grass with a dog's tail in my mouth, watching Xiaofei roast the rabbit, and a straight wooden stick pierced the rabbit's body, and the rabbit's meat was steaming under the fire. Four rabbits, nothing is enough, but the point is that there is a big pot of chicken stewed on the iron stove next to me. With Xiaofei's skills, it is more than enough to bully pheasants and hares.

Yu Pang rushed back at this time, sat opposite Xiao Fei, and locked his eyes on the roast rabbit, "Is it ripe?"

"Brother, how many times have you asked, can you cook so quickly?"

"I smell the fragrance and it's not ripe yet?"

"Don't worry, it's delicious when it's cooked, just ask about the fragrance, brother's craftsmanship is not a joke!"

Looking at the roasted rabbit legs, I reminded, "You see the rabbit's front legs are mushy, can you turn around?"

"Oh, yes, hehe"

Yu Fat: "You're just joking hahaha." "Kill Xiao Fei half to death.

After lunch.

The hottest part of the day has passed, and now it's relatively cooler, and it's time to go.

However, Yupang was still sleeping on the grass, and he couldn't wake up after a few screams.

Xiao Fei shouted, "Open dinner, open dinner." ”

Yu Fat, a beautiful carp, stood up and shouted "Meat meat, meat meat"

Xiaofei: "Haha, look, I'll just say this trick works, let's go, it's time to go." Why don't you stay and sleep later?"

"No, no, I'll just sleep on the boat hehe"

The crowd fainted to death.

The boat gently went upstream, and Yan'er reached into the water to feel the softness and coolness of the river.

Yan'er had been sullen, and I felt like I wanted to tease her, so I put my feet in the water, "Well, it's really cool." ”

Yan'er looked at me, "It stinks to death, why did you put your feet in, huh~"

"Haha, it doesn't stink, it doesn't stink. ”

Xiaobai: "Brother Xiaoyu, how many days do we have to get to school?"

"You should be almost there, right? Are you in a hurry? Do you want to go to school too?"

"I'm not in a hurry, just ask. I don't want to go to school, it's nice to be free outside. ”

Xiao Yu said, "Who said it wasn't, but the Bamboo Silk Academy is still worth visiting." It's not okay to learn more things if you don't go to school, and if someone bullies you, I won't be able to beat others, and I'll be embarrassed. ”

Xiaobai held his pink fist, "You can't beat him, I'll beat him." ”

Yan'er suddenly said, "Brother Xiaoyu, are we your relatives?" ”

Although Yan'er and Xiaobai are phantom beasts, this human form can also change into the form of a phantom beast at any time, but I prefer to see them as my sisters now, of course, if there is a chance, it would be great to develop into a love sister, but at the moment, it seems that the road is long and difficult.

But now, I can't expose my ulterior thoughts, and immediately said, "Forget it, you are all my sisters." ”

Yan'er smiled sweetly, "Mmmm!"

Xiaofei: "I am also your relative, so I am amiable." ”

Yu Fat: "You, what kind of relatives are you? At best, you are a chore, cooking, a little water, hunting, or something? If you want to talk about relatives, I think I am the only one, right, sister Yan'er." ”

Yan'er said obediently: "That's it." ”

"You're fat, you can't sleep well. I finally accepted Yan'er and Xiaobai as sisters, and I suffered a little loss, but I didn't mind. But you're a fat man, so be a younger brother. ”

Yu Pang said happily, "My brother is my brother, what's wrong with my brother." ”

"The pigskin is so thick. ”

"Your pigskin is not thin!"

They are all young people, and there is a lot of fun in the noisy rush. There was a big boat in front of them, the size of three or four houses, and several adult men dressed in white animal skins were drinking, their hairstyles were very strange, some had only a slap on their heads, some had hair on half of their heads, and there were many tattoos on their bodies, which could scare children into tears.

A black and thin, the only man in white who was dressed normally said, "I said the third child, can you TMD?" I can't even put a child on the table, I have to go to the second brother to relieve you in person, go back to the drunken spring building to drink flower wine, if you have time, can you practice your magic martial arts skills well, and give all your energy to those dusty women, I think you will probably die on them!"

A burly man, a big bald thief, "MD, second brother, you didn't see it just now, although that kid is a student, but the only son of the sword god of the Longyun Empire in the Valen Continent, although the sword god is only a title, but he also has the strength of a beginner-level great demon master, and his son is also a genius, is it easy to deal with? Besides, I don't dare to kill him, the great demon master can sense the changes of heaven and earth in an instant, and if his son is in danger, he can teleport over the space as soon as possible, and people can kill us hundreds of times with a small thumb. The third child took a sip of wine, "Today is really a nest of fire! You don't see how arrogant that kid is, the little beginner little magician shows off his martial arts, if it weren't for his swordsmanship being too sharp, where would I suffer!" After speaking, he threw the wine bottle overboard and fell on our boat with a bang.

The wine bottle flew over, and we and others reflected it, but we didn't pay attention to the bottle, and we all knew that more was better than less.

Xiao Fei didn't want to, picked up the wine bottle, "Damn, who threw the broken bottle?" almost hit Lao Tzu's head!"

Because the distance was only about ten meters away, the people on the opposite boat heard it clearly, slowed down the boat and stopped, and the big bald old man looked at the five young people in the boat below playfully, "Yo! Grandpa, I was careless, I almost hit my grandson? Then I have to say I'm sorry, grandson, grandpa, I'm sorry for you haha." ”

Five or six strangely dressed juniors on the boat also followed suit, laughing constantly.

Seeing that the other party is more powerful, Xiaofei is difficult to ride a tiger, is it soft? It's too embarrassing, the front is just right, this side will definitely not be able to beat, and there are two cute girls, in case they are injured, it will not be good.

Yu Pang didn't care so much, when he saw someone who seemed to be scolding Xiaofei, he was not happy at the time, "Grandpa?

"Good, grandson is so good, haha stupid big guy hahaha. ”

With a "snap", Yu Pang threw the bottle over again, Yu Pang didn't take it lightly or heavily, the bald head who was laughing proudly, and the brain melon seed was smashed into a blood hole, and the blood flowed to his face after a while, which looked terrifying.

The man in white immediately wiped his clothes with medicine and covered the wound on his bald head to stop the bleeding.

Looking at this posture, it is not possible to do one, and those people on the opposite boat, regardless of whether they are indiscriminate, will scold when they come up, I will already be angry. Why? Isn't it just that there are more people who are a little older than us?

In my previous life, I was deaf, and I was angry all the time, and when I was completely deaf, I slowly learned lip language, anyway, there were more people who laughed and scolded me all day long.

In this life, I will not be angry. The gentleman has no overnight revenge, I will take revenge in this life, no matter who dares to provoke me, you will not die well.

I looked at the other side coldly and said lightly, "Oh, it's not our fault, that wine bottle is not ours." It's your own, we're just giving it back to you, and you're really sorry you didn't catch it. ”

stopped the bleeding, bandaged it simply, and covered his head with his bald head, "Hmph! I'm sorry? It's not a big deal to break a hole, leave those two female dolls, uncle, I don't care." Don't worry, I'll personally send my two little sisters to the academy early tomorrow morning, but if they are too tired to walk? ”

Xiaofei: "Fuck you, they're your grandmother and grandson, what do you want to recognize?"

The person on the other side immediately became nervous, "Okay, good." ”

I lowered my voice and said, "I'm ready to fight, fat man, let's rush together, although the other party has more strength than us, but there are also fights." Xiao Fei protects Xiao Bai and Yan'er. ”

Yan'er: "Brother Xiaoyu, don't worry about me and Sister Xiaobai, we are very powerful." The tall man in white has the highest strength, a beginner-level great magician, and Sister Xiaobai and I are both middle-level great magicians. ”

I didn't expect Yan'er and Xiaobai to be three orders higher than themselves, "Gow, it's so powerful, but you don't have any actual combat experience, just support us with Xiaofei." ”

"Mmmm, it's too cramped here, look at me. ”

Before the two sides could make a move, they saw Yan'er holding her hands together, "Magic, Frozen Ten Thousand Miles!"