I believe that many people will ask, in the first chapter, the author said that it is mostly based on campus plots. However, in the back, how did it become a fantasy, this time, we made it up to you at once, of course, there are more small stories in it.

I still remember that one day, Hanano and I were sitting at home. I read magazines, he reads novels.

At this time, a mobile phone on the desktop rang. Suddenly there was a lot of music in my ears.

"Yu'er called you." I didn't look at it, but I said it.

"Oh! You can pick it up for me. ”

"Take it yourself."

"Rock-paper-scissors!" The two of us guessed the punch together.

"Take it!" I won, so I sat back and read the magazine again.

"Hey! Yu'er. What, why did it take me so long to pick up, oh! That's right, I was on the toilet just now, so it's late. By the way, what do you want to eat later, I remember, there is a nice pastry shop outside, do you want me to buy it for you later. Okay, that's it, bye-bye. Hmmm! ”

After Hua Wu hung up the phone, I looked at him and said a little speechlessly, "You girl, you want to disgust me to death." ”

"You don't follow me."

They each did their own thing, and after a while, the song of Grandma Bridge sounded.

"Beautiful, beautiful, the little foot bridge is upturned—"

"Hey! Sister, what's the matter? What, remember, leave it for me, I'll be there in a moment. After saying that, he hung up his phone and walked outside.

Hua Wu stretched out his hand, stopped me, and asked, "Why are you going?" ”

"It's nothing, the old lady said they were eating snacks out and asked me if I wanted it. Walk or not! ”

"No, I'm going to buy some snacks for Yu'er, you can go."

After I went over, after eating some with them, Hua Wu came over.

"You're a girl! Isn't it not coming? ”

"I'd like to say, how did you get here, that's what I said, that good-tasting pastry shop."

I'm dizzy! The co-author is a place, and if I knew about it, I dragged him over. Who knows, their rule is that boys are AA and girls are free. Oh my God, I'm going bankrupt.

On this day, it is said that the old lady went to learn to drive, and after driving back, she practiced with Hua Wu's car. At this time, a robber ran out of the bank and forced himself into their car.

Hua Wuhe looked at the old lady in horror, and the robber put a gun on the old lady's head and said, "Throw me the chasing jǐng car, or Lao Tzu will blow your head." ”

Seeing this, Hua Wu said: "Bu Ping, don't be nervous, according to what I just taught you, release the handbrake, step on the clutch, hang up the first gear, step on the accelerator ......"

I remember one day, the three of us, along with my sister, Mayu, sat down for dinner with a beautiful woman in a green dress.

After eating for a while, I looked at Hua Wu and Lu Xuanchen and said, "Do you remember?" ”

The two of them, with their eyes gesturing. And then......

"Wang! Spit! Prosperous! Spit! Year! Yes! ――”

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a group of blue jīng spirit ......"

The three of them fainted suddenly.

"I thought that the three of you were going to sing こっち向いてBaby." Mayu said it directly and speechlessly.

"That's it! In the end, who knows, you are actually whistling, blowing it, blowing it, blowing what kind of blue jīng spirit, you archaeology! The old lady was immediately displeased.

"Smuggling! Smuggle! To put it mildly, I've taken off my pants, and you're showing me this. ”

Then after noticing our eyes, he blushed a little and said, "Anyway, that's what it means." ”

The old lady and Mayu looked at the three of us: "The words are not coarse!" ”

"You don't know, for these things, Wei Xinyu is absolutely forbidden in normal times." I said the lunch box in front of my barabala.

"What is this, these things, compared to a certain brother, are already good. Remember, that place we went to that day? It's Xiao Fei where he is. I'll tell you, is that kid a wonderful? Hua Wu took a bite of food and said.

"What's wrong with him?" The beauty in green suddenly asked.

"Dream (almost spoiler)...... Ha ha! You really don't know, that guy, he's a weirdo. I went to his house that day, and when I went to the bathroom, I couldn't find the toilet paper, and finally he told me that it was in the left drawer. It took me a while to find it, and in the end he actually accused me that I messed up his toilet. Then, changing his name to the man, he spent half an hour without coming out of the toilet and tidying up his toilet. ”

The beauty in green was suddenly surprised: "Does he dare to be disgusting!" Half an hour, I don't have to take a shower or go to the toilet or something, I vomit early. ”

"What is this, I asked everyone to come and eat my raw rice that day, and in the end, didn't you notice that there was one person missing?" Lu Xuanchen took a bite of the meal and said it.

"Have you ever had your birth?" A few of us looked at him and asked.

"I'm grass! Didn't you just forget about it two years ago? ”

"Brother, two years, who remembers it. Again, was there anyone missing that day? The old lady looked at him and asked directly in surprise.

"Didn't I call Xiaofei?" Lu Xuanchen said it.

"Did he come that day?" Mayu thought for a while and asked.

"He was in my room that day and helped me tidy up the room, so he didn't attend the dinner. Hey, hey! He's an author, is his sense of existence so bad? Lu Xuanchen was suddenly a little surprised.

I nodded, "That's right, if he doesn't do something, sooner or later he will degenerate into air." ”

"Come on, that kid's symptoms aren't a day or two. When you see messy things, you feel unusually uncomfortable, and you have a desire to tidy up. Hua Wu took a bite of the meal and said it.

Inside the school.

I remember that when Wei Xinyu was in school, such an incident happened.

That time, in the middle of class, I slept on my desk. The teacher couldn't read it, so he came up with a very difficult question and asked her to answer it.

Wei Xinyu rubbed her groggy eyes, walked up, and took the chalk for a while.

Just when he was stunned, the teacher said very arrogantly: "Why, I can't answer, I see!" You're the ...... you sleep on."

In the end, Wei Xinyu was in his shocked eyes. In half sleep, he wrote out the answers, then returned to the table, crawled there, and continued to sleep.

Before going to bed, he also said something that made the teacher angry and vomited blood.

"If you can't, remember to call me."

Child! How cow do you be, does your family know?

There are a lot of things we really don't want to talk about yet. That day in the school, where a few of us were doing experiments, and when we were doing well, we heard Lin Yu's voice.

"A pinch of lime, some tri-nitrate-to-toluene, plus some distilled water."

Before the distilled water was added, Lu Xuanchen immediately grabbed her hand and said, "What are you doing?" ”

Lin Yu's face was a little hideous: "Make explosives and blow up this school." ”

We dodged a few of them and dodged them all. In the end, I don't know whether to say luck or something, it was just a small explosion, but Lin Yu's face was ruined again. The eyebrows are all gone, and I have been lying at home for a while, and when I am lying at home, I am clamoring every day to blow up this school.

said yes, she didn't see her male god's concert several times.

Calm, calm! If you blow up the school, you're in the game.

Another time, we went on an outing, and that time it was a holiday, so we went to Thailand.

However, in the end, we encountered a problem, that is, the three of us men, in the elevator, said that when we were going to have a round with them, a beautiful woman came.

Lu Xuanchen looked at it and asked, "You say, is that a shemale?" ”

"Remember, when you see beautiful women in Thailand, they are all shemales." Hua Wu looked at him and said it angrily.

"Then do you dare to say hello?"

"What's not to dare to do."

"Then you're going?"

"Why am I going?"

"If you don't go, I'll go!"

"Go! We won't stop you. I laughed on the side, fanning the flames, who called Lu Xuanchen in the game, almost played us to death.

At this time, the beautiful woman arrived, and at the same time the phone rang.

"Hey! What about my elevator, I met three 2Bs in the elevator. ”

After the beauty went out, she left us messy in the wind.

I immediately walked out: "I don't know anything. ”

Hua Wu glanced at Lu Xuanchen, and ran out: "See you later." ”

"You, you, two, one, give, me, go, die! - "Lu Xuanchenqi's teeth itched.