Wei Changtian didn't know what "learning scriptures from the west" was about, and he didn't understand what the 'bad plague monkey' in Zhu Bajie's mouth was, but when he heard the 'marshal of Tianfeng', he was surprised and said: "Ah, I didn't expect that Brother Zhu had been a marshal in the sky, that was a big official! Great! Great!"

Zhu Bajie was happy at first, and then he was a little depressed, shook two pairs of big ears, and sighed: "It is said that it is not small, but that monkey has become a fighting Buddha, and he is almost a level with Rulai." That's it, the most annoying thing is that when the dead monkey is idle, he loves to go to the place where I live and have nothing to do, it's so fucking annoying!"

Wei Changtian said: "Then why don't you teach him a lesson? If you can't beat him alone, just say hello, brother, I will definitely help you!"

Zhu Bajie spread his hands, his face was full of helplessness, and said: "Brother, it's not the old pig who destroys his prestige, the monkey is amazing." Old Pig ...... The old pig really can't get him, and you're still far away......"

Wei Changtian was not convinced, shrugged his shoulders, and said triumphantly: "This sword behind me is not a vegetarian game, it can cut people's heads thousands of miles away......"

Zhu Bajie glanced behind him and said, "Huh, isn't this the 'Fire Dragon Divine Sword' of Lu Laodao in the Eight Immortals, how did it end up in your hands?"

Wei Changtian smiled and said, "I have been old friends with Lao Lu for many years, and this sword was given to me by him." Do you know him, too?"

Zhu Bajie said: "We have met a few times at the Pan Tao Club, and we are not too familiar with each other. However, as far as I know, although Lu Dongbin has some mana, among the immortals in the heavenly realm, he can only rank in the middle at best, and he is not as good as the old pig me. ”

Wei Changtian sneered and said, "No, old Lu ...... Fuck, I'm still using his sword as a treasure. ”

Zhu Bajie said: "It's also a treasure, and it's very useful to deal with ordinary monsters." Brother, I see that you also have some immortal aura on you, as if you have cultivated it. ”

Wei Changtian didn't hide it, he briefly said about soaking in immortal liquid and eating immortal fruits, and said: "Then Lu Laodao said that he would give people a look, and said that I would definitely be able to soar into an immortal in the future, and the future is immeasurable." Holy shit, I don't know if he's kidding me. ”

Zhu Bajie circled around him, nodded and said, "Well, you have soaked in immortal liquid and eaten immortal fruit, which proves that you are a person with immortal fate." Ha, brother, if you also become an immortal, then we are immortal friends. ”

When Wei Changtian heard him say the word "fairy friend", his heart moved, and he said: "Brother Pig, let's hit it off at first sight, how about you say that you will become brothers?"

Zhu Bajie didn't expect him to have such an idea, he was stunned at first, and then thought that it would be good to bow down with such a person who was both rich and negotiable, and grinned: "Okay, just worship." In addition to a senior brother and a junior brother, the old pig does not have a real sworn brother. ”

At that moment, the two of them knelt on the street, bowed eight times, and became brothers.

Wei Changtian got up and clapped his hands, and said to Zhu Bajie: "Big brother, since we have become brothers, we should share blessings and hardships in the future, are you right?

Zhu Bajie smiled, nodded again and again, and said loudly: "Share the blessings and share the difficulties, the brother said well." This time, when the eldest brother was sent to the lower realm, he didn't have much silver taels on his body, and he was limited by the immortal rules of the sky, except for dealing with demons and monsters, he couldn't use spells to deceive the people...... The eldest brother will rely on his brother to eat, drink and have fun in the future. ”

Wei Changtian's heart suddenly sank, and said: "I'll just say, big brother, since you are an immortal, how can you still lack gold, silver and jewelry? Ha, it turns out that you can't cast spell changes." Otherwise, if you take a few stones and make a few gold ingots, won't you have money to spend? Big brother, who is Rulai? Why did he send you to the lower realm?"

Zhu Bajie said: "If you come to be the Buddha, he is the highest mana in the Three Realms, and even the Jade Emperor of Heaven has to let him score three points." Now the eldest brother, the 'Pure Altar Messenger', is also sealed by him. On that day, Rulai performed the technique of Tiantong Divine Vision, saying that he was aware that the yin qi in the world was extremely heavy, and there might be some powerful demons and evils born in the world, so he deliberately let a few of us take a look at it in the lower realm. Hehe, if you come to it, you may be sitting in the Leiyin Temple every day to teach the Fa and lecture the scriptures, and you are dizzy, the old pig has been in the lower realm for several days, where do you see a monster doing evil?"

Wei Changtian suddenly said loudly: "Hit, hit." Big brother, if you say yes, there are really monsters! What my brother was going to tell you just now is related to monsters. told Zhu Bajie that Yang Xueying and the other three daughters were caught by the lake demon when they were bathing in the lake and that they were fighting with him, and said: "Big brother, our brothers are in trouble, my three wives were caught by the lake demon, and it was too late to save them. ”

Zhu Bajie's chest slapped "bang", and he agreed, saying: "Brother's wife is the eldest brother's brother and sister." Since it is a younger brother and sister who is in trouble, how can the elder brother ignore it? Grandma's, since the old pig came back from the scriptures, the nine-toothed nail palladium has not been used for many years, and today it is just right to take that monster to open the meat and sacrifice the palladium. Let's go, let's find that monster and ask for someone. Grabbing Wei Changtian's left arm, he said something in his mouth, and suddenly a cloud appeared on the bottom of his feet, supporting the bodies of the two of them and slowly rising into the air.

Wei Changtian was surprised, his side was already covered with clouds and mist, looking down, he had long been unable to see the things on the ground, only then did he know that he had reached the clouds, and he was very envious in his heart, and asked: "Big brother, is this the method you have used to control the clouds and fog? I can also fly, but I can't fly so high and fast." How do you teach your godbrothers?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Your mana is not enough, of course you can't take off the clouds and drive the fog." When you practice deeply in the future, the eldest brother will definitely teach you this method of driving clouds. ”

Wei Changtian was frustrated, and said, "When will it be done?" Suddenly, his spirit perked up, and he said: "I heard that there is an elixir in the heavenly court, why don't you get some out secretly for my brother to eat, so that I won't be able to learn from you as soon as possible." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "That's not possible, the old pig doesn't dare to do this." In other words, the monkey is almost the same, he is very good at stealing things. ”

Wei Changtian said: "It's a monkey again! You don't dare to steal, does he dare?"

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Brother, you don't know, that Sun Monkey used to be my senior brother." I want to make trouble in the heavenly palace, break through the underworld, steal Laojun's elixir, steal the queen mother's peach, the heavenly fairy fruit Ganoderma lucidum, Qiong Jelly and jade liquid I don't know how much he ate and drank, if you talk about this 'stealing', I am afraid he is ranked first in the fairy world. ”

Wei Changtian was very excited when he heard this, and said, "Ha, it turns out that your senior brother is still an empty hand. I thought that only mortals in the world could steal, but I didn't think that there were also petty thieves among the immortals. Interesting, interesting!"

Zhu Bajie said: "Don't think that Sun Monkey is an ordinary petty thief, if you don't have some real skills, it is impossible to steal things in the heavenly court." ”

Wei Changtian smiled: "Then he is a big thief, a thief." ”

Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "Although that monkey is annoying, he just has the ability." When there was a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace, 100,000 heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals laid a net to arrest him, but the monkey was not afraid, the sky and the earth were rampant, no one could stop him, if it wasn't for the Buddha who led his disciples to come in person, and planned to subdue him under the Five Elements Mountain, I am afraid that the position of the Jade Emperor would have been unable to keep it. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Jade Emperor Lao'er?"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "It is the emperor who rules the heavenly realm." The old pig was under his control, and he was persecuted. "He used to tease the fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace, but the Jade Emperor was furious, drove him out of the mortal world, and mistakenly cast the pig's fetus.

Wei Changtian said angrily: "The emperor in the heavens and on the earth, there are few good guys! ”

Zhu Bajie also said: "Yes, don't talk about it, the old pig will be angry when he mentions this! Brother, where is the big lake you are talking about? Let's get rid of the demon and save people." ”

Wei Changtian couldn't fight the lake demon, got out and slipped away, and didn't remember the direction clearly in a hurry, at this time, when he heard Zhu Bajie ask, he couldn't help but be stunned, and after a while, he shook his head and said: "Fuck, I forgot...... Well, think about it...... Think about it...... I guess it's over there......" he said, pointing south.

Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, let's go in that direction." "Silently recited the Cloud Urging Method in his heart, and flew south with Wei Changtian.

When Wei Changtian performed the flying technique by himself, the wind was whistling in his ears, his clothes were messy, and he was very uncomfortable, and at this time, he followed Zhu Bajie to fly in the clouds, and saw the clouds around him rapidly retreating, but he didn't feel the wind at all, and thought to himself: "Fuck, I thought that if I learned the art of flying, I would be an immortal, but I didn't think that it was far from a fairy." Well, in the future, I must let Brother Pig introduce his senior brother to me. With my Wei Changtian's three-inch incorruptible tongue, if I don't believe it, he won't move, and he will steal some immortal medicine for me. ”

Suddenly, Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, there is a big lake in front, are you talking about it?"

Wei Changtian stared at it, only to see the darkness under his feet, but where could he see the things in front of him clearly? ”

Zhu Bajie pressed the head of the cloud and slowly descended. Seeing that it was getting closer and closer to the ground, Wei Changtian could already see the mountain peaks towering, and saw the water between the mountains moving brightly, it was the big lake he had visited in the daytime, and he shouted happily: "Yes, this is it." ”

When they landed on the edge of the lake and landed on their feet, the cloud dispersed on its own. Zhu Bajie rubbed his hands and said to Wei Changtian: "Brother, you call that monster out and let the eldest brother clean him up for you!"

Wei Changtian first nodded, then shook his head, and said in a low voice: "In the middle of the night, maybe that monster is sleeping at the bottom of the lake." Let's yell and yell here, what if we mess with him and hurt my three wives?"

Zhu Bajie thought about it sideways and said, "That's right." He added, "That monster lives in the lake, and it must be a monster who knows water." When Lao Zhu was the marshal of Tianpeng, the governor of Tianhe, was in charge of 80,000 sailors and sailors, and he also knew some water. Brother, you stay up there and wait, I will go down first, and when I see the opportunity, I will rescue your three wives together. ”

Wei Changtian said: "That monster is very fierce, big brother should be careful." If you can't fight it underwater, draw it up and fight it, and your brother will pick you up from above. ”

How could Zhu Bajie show weakness? He said: "The old pig has subdued countless demons and monsters, how can he not fight a mere little water demon? Brother, you just have to wait for my good news." Stepping into the water with his legs and reciting a few incantations, his body shrank and became smaller, and he turned into a crucian carp half a foot long, which swung gently and swam towards the bottom of the lake.

Wei Changtian couldn't help but be dumbfounded when he saw him perform this wonderful magical power, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses, and said to himself: "Everyone says that the gods are good, and the gods are really fucking good." It can both fly around and change around...... Fuck, the more I think about it, the more anxious I become! When will I become a god?"

He didn't know if Zhu Bajie would encounter the monster after diving to the bottom of the lake, his fists were clenched tightly, his eyes were fixed on the surface of the lake, and his mood was inexplicably nervous.

After about a meal, the clouds in the sky dispersed, and the moonlight spread over the lake like silver.

The lake suddenly boiled and tumbled, and the water splashed as if it had been exploded, splashing in all directions, and Wei Changtian was caught off guard, making his clothes all wet, and in surprise, he retreated more than ten steps backwards.

At this moment, an obese figure broke through the water and flew out, shouting, "Brother, take it." Before he could finish speaking, a cylindrical object had been thrown towards Wei Changtian.

Wei Changtian heard that it was Zhu Bajie's voice, and he didn't care what he threw in his eagerness, and hurriedly stepped forward, holding it with both hands. The thing was thick and heavy, and when he threw it, the strength was extraordinary, although Wei Changtian received it very accurately, but he couldn't help it, "Woo Oo" took a few steps back, looked up to the sky and fell to the ground, the thing held by his hands fell from his hands, first pressed on his body, and then slowly rolled aside.

Wei Changtian sat up, saw that it was a thick black cloth sheet, and he didn't know what was wrapped in it, and was about to start to solve it, when he suddenly heard the sound of water in his ears, and he couldn't help but be shocked, and secretly shouted in his heart: "Good girl, that lake demon is coming out!"

As he expected, at the sound of water, the blue-eyed monster in the day was already standing on the surface of the lake. He grinned, his face was full of anger, he looked up at Zhu Bajie in mid-air, and shouted: "Where did you come from the pig essence, dare to steal the baby beauty that grandpa got you!"

When Wei Changtian heard the word "pig essence", he couldn't help but look up, but what caught his eye was a pig's head with big ears and a long nose, a round and big belly protruding outward, and holding a handful of nail palladium in his right hand.

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "It's not me, who else? ”

Wei Changtian said loudly: "Fuck, why did you go down and become this virtue?, is this bastard old lake monster doing some kind of magic on you?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, have you forgotten my surname Pig, eldest brother? That human form just now was changed by me, this is the true face of the old pig! Hehe, the old pig is a little ugly, but it is three points more beautiful than this monster." ”

Wei Changtian heard his funny, so he also smiled: "That's right." This old bastard is a demon, Brother Pig is an immortal, a demon, a fairy, how can they be compared? In my opinion, Brother Pig is not only three points more beautiful than this old monster? Not more than ten points! Well, Brother Pig, look carefully, this old monster has green fangs and a head full of pus, just like a big maggot in the latrine, and anyone who sees it will be disgusted...... Ouch, his grandmother's, I'm going to throw up......"

Zhu Bajie laughed heartily, and Wei Changtian also laughed.

The two of them just laughed, but the monster was furious, grabbed the void, and had a nine-ring steel knife in his hand, "Wow wow" shouted and slashed at Wei Changtian.

Wei Changtian was about to release the "Fire Dragon Divine Sword" to resist, but Zhu Bajie had already rushed over from the thorn, used the nine-tooth nail palladium to frame the steel knife of the Jiao monster, and said with a smile: "Old monster, my brother is still young, what are you angry with him? Let's compare with our brothers!"

The Jiao monster snorted sullenly and scolded: "Fat pig essence, look at Lao Tzu who has chopped you!" abandoned Wei Changtian, turned the steel knife obliquely, and fought with Zhu Bajie in one place.

It turned out that this Jiao monster kidnapped Bai Zhenzhen, Bai Susu, and Yang Xueying, and used the fire net to scare Wei Changtian away, and he was extremely happy in his heart. Later, Wei Changtian and Zhu Bajie came here, Zhu Bajie turned into a fish and sneaked to the bottom of the lake, searched left and right for a while, and finally found Bai Zhenzhen and other three women, so he showed his true body, wrapped the three girls together with a sheet, and prepared to take them out, but on the way, he was discovered by several patrolling shrimp pawns, and stepped forward to stop him, Zhu Bajie didn't say a word, and took out a nine-tooth nail palladium to kill several shrimp pawns, which stirred the water potential, woke up the Jiao monster, and chased out in a hurry. He knew that Zhu Bajie was not easy to follow, and he didn't dare to act rashly after he came out of the water, but he was angered by Wei Changtian, so he couldn't care about everything.

Wei Changtian saw that the two of them rose into the air for a while, and then fell on the surface of the lake, tumbling and rolling so lively, he was so carried away for a while, and shouted to cheer for Zhu Bajie. Suddenly, he remembered the purpose of this place, and asked in a loud voice, "Big brother, have you found my three wives?"

Zhu Bajie forced the monster back with palladium, and said: "Isn't it wrapped around you?" Hehe, brother, you are really a good fortune, and you have asked for three wives, one is more delicate than the other, and one is whiter and tenderer...... Big brother is about to drool when he sees it, so envious!"

Wei Changtian was stunned and said, "Fuck, you didn't say it earlier!" slowly spread out the cloth sheet, and sure enough, it was Yang Xueying, Bai Zhenzhen, and Bai Susu who were covered in it.

Wei Changtian was worried that they would be invaded by Jiao monsters before, and he was uneasy, but when he saw that their faces were as usual, their breathing was even, as if they were asleep, and he couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief. I also saw that the three girls were each wearing a transparent gauze robe, and the peaks and hills inside were faintly visible, and I thought: "Sakura-chan, they were naked before, and this dress is supposed to be worn by the monster." Grandma's, that monster is an old pervert, how can he not take the opportunity to take a look at it and rub some oil and water when he gets dressed?, it's better if his hands are rotten and his eyes are blind!"

After a while, I only heard Zhu Bajie say again: "Brother, they were probably fed ecstasy or something by this monster, you sprinkle some lake water on their faces, and try to see if they can wake up." ”

Wei Changtian ran to the lake, bowed some water with double water, and dripped it on the faces of the three girls. The three girls were stirred by the lake water, and each of them "sighed" and slowly closed their eyes.

Wei Changtian was overjoyed, and blurted out, "You're all awake! Great!" and helped them sit up one by one.

The three girls were confused for a while, and gradually sobered up in their minds, and saw that Wei Changtian was in front of them, with a smile on their faces, only suspecting that they were in a dream. Yang Xueying said: "Xianggong, you ...... Why are you here?"

Wei Changtian was very happy, hugged her and kissed her on the cherry lips, and said, "Good wife, I specially invited a fairy to save you!" turned around and hugged the Bai sisters again, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a while, but I miss you." He reached out and kissed each of their sisters on the cheek.

The three girls were captured by the Jiao monster, and they were separated from Wei Changtian for only a few hours, but when they met at this time, they had the feeling of reuniting in another life, and let him hug and kiss them, and Fang liked infinitely in his heart.

The Jiao monster fought with Zhu Bajie in mid-air for a while, and couldn't win a single point and a half, so he couldn't help but be anxious in his heart, and when he glanced down, he saw Wei Changtian and the three girls hugging each other, making love and affection, becoming more and more annoyed, slashing a few times, and withdrawing backwards.

Zhu Bajie didn't chase him, erected the iron palladium, and shouted: "Why don't you fight?

The monster roared, its blue eyes opened sharply, and a layer of bleak green light gradually appeared around its body, like phosphorus fire in the underworld.

Seeing this, Wei Changtian suddenly got up and reminded loudly: "Big brother, be careful, this monster will spit fire nets in its mouth." I almost didn't get covered by it!"

Zhu Bajie smiled: "Don't worry, the skin of the old pig is thicker than the iron plate, and it is not afraid of fire." ”

Before he could say anything, he saw that the monster's mouth had spewed out of the fire wires, staggered horizontally and vertically in the air, like a spider's web, and in the blink of an eye, a fire web with a radius of several feet had been woven and hung high in the air.

Zhu Bajie was stunned and said: "You monster has a clever mouth, and you can weave nets, when will you teach the old pig." ”

The monster muttered a spell in his mouth, and the fire net suddenly soared more than ten feet high, becoming bigger and bigger, and overwhelmingly under the hood of Zhu Bajie.

Wei Changtian saw that this fire net was several times larger than when he dealt with him at the beginning, and secretly screamed that it was not good, and said in his heart: "This time it's miserable! If the big brother is covered, it will be strange if he doesn't burn it into a roasted pig!"

But Zhu Bajie seemed to be stupid, watching the huge net of fire flying, but he didn't move. Wei Changtian sighed secretly, closed his eyes sideways, and couldn't bear to see him being burned by the fire.

Suddenly, Yang Xueying said: "Ah, look, his palladium has become so big!"

Wei Changtian said: "Palladium?" When he opened his eyes, he exclaimed, "My mother!" I saw that the nine-toothed nail palladium in Zhu Bajie's hand had become thick and long, about ten zhang high, standing beside him, like a giant pillar that pierced the sky, and held the monster's fire net high in the sky.