13. A goal and a kiss
It's been a week since I got back from Spain.
After a few days of adjustment training, Xiao Du and his teammates are adjusting their state, striving to show their best side in front of everyone before the start of the Bundestaga season.
On July 22nd, this day was the third warm-up match of the Cologne team, which was played against Fichet, a team from the Southern Regional League.
In the words of Old Man Kjohn, Fichet is a team that finds form for Cologne. Although he has never played against this team, Du Yang believes that the strength of the Cologne team is at least two grades higher than that of the team in this regional league.
Training is the only main theme of this game.
The 51,000-seat Rheinenergy Stadium was only flooded with just over 4,000 fans today, and the stadium was so big that it looked like the stands were empty.
However, for the little Du Knight, there is only one audience today, and that is Dorothy, who is sitting in the North Stand.
According to the agreement, every time Xiao Du scores a goal in today's game, Dorothy will give him a kiss as a gift after the game.
So Du Yang's children's shoes, which were originally put on the bench by John Ke, took the initiative to invite Ying to play today!
Brush the mob or something to pretend to be 13 or something, the most annoying......
Xiao Du Knight invited Ying to fight, how could his two partners, Xiaobo Tank and Little Black Ranger, sit on the bench and watch Xiao Du charge alone? So, for the first time, Kerjohn started three people together in a game!
"Wow, let's take a look at our starting line-up today, Patrick Helmers, the striker, who is only 18 years old, Lucas Podolski, who is only 17 years old, Du, who is 20 years old! This should be the youngest attacking combination in the Bundesliga! The on-site commentator of the Cologne team said with some surprise.
"I'm curious, is this going to be our starting offensive line for the new season? Let's take a look at the performance of the three little ones. β
In the stands, the fans who came today all wanted to come and see the cool, and they didn't allow the existence of entanglements.
Look at the slogan in the stands, "4-0." "Well, it looks like this dude analysed the situation before the game." 6 to 0. "It's a bit difficult, it looks like this beauty has a lot of appetite." 10 to 0. "Brother, don't be too yy, the regional league is also the third level competition in Germany." 100 to 0. "Dude, please turn right outside when you go out, it's a mental hospital.
However, the Fichet team is really sad, because according to the historical investigation later, they are the first German team to be ravaged by the Cologne Golden Trident composed of Xiao Hei, Xiao Bo, and Xiao Du, and the first team to start at the same time against the Cologne Golden Trident. The two firsts were later written into the history of the Fichette team as negative teaching materials, and the team also took this as a team shame to inspire the team's young players.
"Hammer, scissors, paper." At this moment, on the field, Xiaobo, Xiaohei, and Xiaodu are deciding who will score the first goal of the day by punching.
This is by no means a light enemy, this is an absolute confidence in one's own strength!
"Du! You're cheating! "When the little boy shoes came out of the cloth, Du Yang's shoes, which were originally out of the hammer, performed a magic trick and turned the hammer into scissors. And it just so happened that Xiao Hei's classmates were also out of the cloth, so Xiao Bo and Xiao Hei were sad.
"Soldiers don't get tired of cheating, hehe." Du Yang children's shoes proudly fiddled with his scissors, and he also secretly glanced at the stands, and after seeing Dorothy a few times, Du Yang felt that he could score a lot of goals today......
ββββββββββI'm a cute and greasy dividerββββββββββ
The whistle for the start of the game was blown after the referee yawned lazily.
Maybe the referee also felt that there was no suspense in today's game? You must know that the Fichet team was just defeated by the Bundesliga giant Bayern Munich with a score of 11-0 in the warm-up match five days ago......
Sadness, resentment, this is how the biggest score difference in team history was born. Thankfully, it's not an official competition......
This team has no offense and no defense, rub, so what else do they have?
In the 8th minute of the game, Du Yang made a contribution! It was the first time he had scored at the Rheinland Energy Stadium, but unfortunately, there were only more than 4,000 fans in the stands today, which was not good at all. Imagine what it would be like if Cologne's home stadium could be full. The 50,000 people cheered in unison, and the decibels that resounded over the stadium would surely be exciting.
It was a wonderful team effort, with Tanks in charge of attracting the opposition in the middle and Black Ranger settling down the penalty line. Xiao Du Knight is inserted from the right wing, the team's back Griff passed the ball to Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei is very chic forward to bring progress, after advancing about 10 meters, Xiao Hei suddenly knocked back, and the ball was handed to the feet of Xiao Bo Tank!
As soon as the tank comes out, who will compete? The thick body was very uncomfortable against the players of the Fichet team. You must know that in Germany, regional leagues are not considered professional leagues, so Podolski is indeed a bit of a bully.
Looking at Du Yang who was inserted from the back row of the right wing, Xiaobo made a wonderful reverse cut pass, and Xiao Du Knight pulled the wind and cut into the penalty area after receiving the ball!
Level 1 Shooting Skill Powerful Volley Ground Bowl! The right foot of the little Du knight was pumping on the ball, and the power of the shot was great, and the goalkeeper of the Fichet team was stunned to watch the ball fly into his own net!
1 to 0! Xiao Du's goal also ignited the enthusiasm of the fans in the stands, although there were only 4,000 people, but the fans were still cheering for the players on the field.
"Beautiful! Du deserves to be the best player in the Bundesliga last season, and this goal shows us a good picture of Du's strength! It was a brilliant shot! Hanks, the on-site commentator of the Cologne team, explained.
A goal and a kiss, Du Yang has earned a kiss. In the stands, Dorothy was also very happy to applaud Du Yang's goal......
Seven minutes later, the little Du knight made a comeback, this time with an assist from Xiao Hei.
Xiao Heila crossed from the side, Du Yang stopped the ball in the penalty area and shot, the power of the ball was not great, but fortunately, the angle was very tricky, and there was a rebound, so the opponent's goalkeeper was also powerless.
2 to 0! With Cologne leading 2-0 just 15 minutes into the game, it looked like it would be another big slaughter today.
"Du is fully integrated into the team! His cooperation with his teammates is wonderful! This kind of flowing attack of the Cologne team must be maintained! Narrator Hanks said.
As the saying goes, the defense wins the championship and the offense wins the fans......