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A day ago, no one would have thought that Juventus, an old giant who aims for revival, would be swept by their opponents with a score of 9:1 on their home ground when the promotion situation is good!

In the second round of the UEFA Cup knockout round just concluded on March 25, the enraged madman Li let out a roar of 'bloody Alp Stadium' in anger...... And the Magpies finally relied on the incredible hat tricks of [nuclear warheads] Shepchenko and [alien] Ronaldo, [macho man] Alan Smith's super hanging shot of about 50 meters in the midfield, rookie Thomas Muller's header before the point, and the world wave outside the penalty area of German winger Prince Porti, the Alp Stadium was full of corpses and blood!

In the 88th minute of the game, Juventus passed the ball from the veteran Nedved, and [Atomic Ant] Sebastian Giovinco made a supplementary shot to snatch a goal back!

This is undoubtedly a goal that symbolizes the replacement of the old and the new in the Bianconeri!

When Giovinco scored the goal, the cheers in the image did not ring, the satellite camera swept over the stands, and the people in front of the TV were surprised to find that at this time, the Juventus fans who remained in the stands to cheer tirelessly for the home team were still less than a tenth of the opening ......The Most Humiliating Defeat in Juventus History"!!!

This is the headline used most by the Italian media when covering this game, after 90 minutes of fierce first-leg football at St. James' Park, Juventus, who were only 1-0 down, were originally regarded by the Italians as the new hero to break the monopoly of Crazy Lee in European football, everyone was waiting for the Bianconeri to perform a miracle, and the pride and excitement in the hearts of Juventus fans were almost sky-high...... Who knows, under the thunderous fury of the madman Lee, what awaits them is actually a historical rout that nailed the team to the pillar of shame forever...... The blood of the Alp Stadium rose to the sky and never disappeared for a long time!

After the game, Juventus fans, irritated by the rage, besieged the bus in which the Newcastle players were traveling, and in the end, more than 100 riot police escorted Newcastle from the stadium to the hotel and from the hotel to the airport...... Crazy Lee and his Magpie Corps flew back to England on the night of the game, leaving with John Newton, a young bus driver who was slandered as an 'English football hooligan', and his little wife Nelly, who had traveled thousands of miles to feel Italy!

Newton, who had fallen into a deep coma, miraculously regained consciousness slightly after the race...... However, due to being hit by a blunt object in the back of his head, Newton was diagnosed by the doctor as a more serious concussion, accompanied by signs of intracranial hemorrhage, his condition is very unstable, and it is extremely easy to get out of the line repeatedly, and further treatment is needed!

Receiving treatment in a foreign country is simply unbearable for an ordinary bus driver's family, so Li Tongfan decided to bring him back to the UK for treatment, and all the expenses should be borne by Lao Li himself...... Of all the people, only the fat David remained in the city of Turin. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Feeling guilty that his retreat in the face of violence had resulted in Newton's serious injury, David was determined to find the 'Italian football hooligan' who had attacked Newton and take him to court to get justice for Newton and all the England fans............ The departure of the madman Lee and Newcastle did not end the storm of public opinion in Italy, at the center of the storm was Juventus head coach Claudio Ranieri, a Juventus fan, and a police officer in Turin!

And these three are the objects that the madman Li once scolded angrily at his personal press conference!

Ranieri became the scapegoat for this rout!

Conservative starting formations, desperate substitutions, useless on-the-spot command and the abandonment of team leader Del Piero...... And so on, the Italian media gave full play to the consistent style of 'there is no excuse for the crime that you want to add', but all the crimes that can be listed have been forcibly placed on Ranieri's head!

According to media reports, after this game, Juventus FC has plans to change the coach, Ranieri led the team in Serie A performance is barely good, but, in the face of European competition, the Bianconeri have shown obvious weakness, both fans and club officials, both believe that Ranieri is difficult to make the current Juventus go further in terms of ability and appearance...... It seems that the sad fate of the [tinker] has not been changed, although he is good at 'mending the broken pot', but every time he mends the 'broken pot', he will be ruthlessly abandoned by the owner, this is the case at Chelsea, and it seems that Juventus is no exception...... The police of Turin City were jokingly rated as the 'most incompetent political axe department' on the Europa continent by many European media because of the bombardment of the madman Lee at the press conference, and there were even rumors through the grapevine that the police chief of Turin City was forced to resign because of this incident!

The most frenzied criticism from the media is Juventus fans!

Italy's football environment has been controversial in recent years, and the performance of Juventus fans in this spotlight match has once again become a testament to the chaos of Serie A football...... Italian passing superstar Roberto Baggio has been unabashedly critical of the role Juventus fans have played in the last two days: "Insulting and slandering opponents, beating and seriously injuring opposing fans, never really supporting their own team in a game...... In my opinion, the 0:9 rout is not a shame, the real shame is that when the team is behind, there are more and more shocking empty seats in the stands! Football is turning sour in Italy, and it seems that it is no longer the exhilarating sport it used to be, but a sport that breeds chaos and evil......"

In this UEFA Cup focus match at the Alp Stadium, Italian football has gained nothing but shame and shame............ In stark contrast to Juventus, Newcastle returned from a big victory and were treated like national heroes, with thousands of fanatical fans flocking to London Airport ...... "Incredible Victory, the Premier League has become the number one league in the world"

"The End of Angering the Crazy Lee-0:9!! 》

"Nuclear warheads blow up the Apennines again, and the power of terror flattens the Alp"

"Aliens reproduce alien dance steps, defeat the zebra defense in 5 seconds"

"The most fantastic forward combination finally broke out, and two hats confirmed the world's number one forward combination"

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…… The English media promoted the victory with the wildest heat, and Newcastle's victory confirmed the fact that the Premier League replaced Serie A as the world's number one league, which gave the proud English gentlemen an excuse and reason to ridicule the Italians...... The roar of the press conference held before the game once again pushed the horror of the three words of Crazy Lee to an incredible new height, Newcastle broke out in the game like a rainbow momentum proved that Crazy Lee has the supreme prestige in the team, and the interviews of Newcastle players after the game seemed to have finally made public opinion find the reason for this incredible victory - Shepchenko: "The insults of Juventus fans angered me and my teammates, and everyone thought that a victory was the best fight back……”

Ronaldo: "When I saw the unsightly slogans raised by the Italians outside the bus windows and in the stands of the stadium, I decided to try to score more goals in the game......

Alan Smith: "They insulted us, we chose to score, it's that simple......

Podolski: "John Newton has always been our most loyal fan, he never acted violently when he was in England, and when he came to Italy he became a football hooligan, and we couldn't accept such a slander, so we chose to respond in our own way on the pitch......

Thomas Müller: "The anger of the leader is the motivation for each of us to fight for victory......

The answer of the Newcastle stars makes it even more obvious that Juventus fans are self-inflicted, and the tragedy that shocked the whole world seems to have found the answer, but is the real reason for the tragedy really because the Magpies players were provoked?

The truth is known only to anyone!

That's the madman Lee!

Although the FM2009 system was temporarily lost, the real reason why Newcastle was able to burst out with so much energy and scored a hat-trick in just 28 minutes at the beginning was - [Dou Xing Xing Points]!

The goal of the opponent in the previous game can be copied and eliminated and then transferred to the next game, and it is this incredible function of Li Tongfan that eliminated Chelsea's goal in the last game at Stamford Bridge and successfully transferred it to the game against Juventus!

In the battle of Stamford Bridge, according to the pre-match prediction of the FM209 system, Chelsea scored a total of three goals, all of which were scored by [Warcraft] Drogba with his best power card in the penalty area, and in that game, Drogba scored a hat-trick in the first 28 minutes!

And these three goals, in the real game, were erased by Lao Li with [Douzhuan Star Shift Points] and transferred to the 'Alp Bloody Case', which is why Shepchenko was able to score a hat trick with only 4 headers!

Ranieri was right in the strange illusion of the game, because Newcastle's tactics were the same as those Chelsea had taken a few days earlier, and the way Shepchenko scored was Drogba's signature way!

The reason why Lee Tong-beom dared to swear that he wanted to wash the Alp Stadium in blood after losing the Hummer GO-BOOK and the support of the FM2009 system...... Originally, in Lao Li's thoughts, a 3:0 win on Juventus away from home was already considered a bloodbath, but what he didn't expect was that in the case of the opponent's crazy provocation and Shepchenko's lightning hat trick at the beginning of the game, Newcastle's morale climbed terribly, while Juventus was defeated...... "Hehe, maybe, this is providence!" ”

The final 9:1 made Lao Li triumphant.

…… After returning to Newcastle, Li Tongfan went to the police station for the first time, but unfortunately the news he got was still not good, although the Newcastle police have carried out a lot of investigation work, but there are not many meaningful clues............ We suspect that the crime was committed by random surnames, according to the modus operandi, it is likely to be a habitual thief, and the things you lost are small items and cash, such cases have a very low detection rate! ”

Officer Johnny, who is in charge of solving the case, looks embarrassed.

…… Li Tongfan returned home sullenly, and before he entered the door, he heard the sound of dogs barking and cats barking and parrots in the house...... The loudest and most proud, is an authentic Scottish shepherd, pure blood, born with a huge physique, when standing up there is a height of about 0.7 meters, it is said that it is not yet a year old, if it is raised, it will be very loyal and intelligent, can understand the meaning of the owner fifty or sixty percent...... Black shepherd, a little coffee-colored 'lady', a tiger head brindle cat, and two South African King Kong parrots, these are the gains when Wang Qinghe accompanied the two elders to Southampton to watch the All England Pet Competition, among which the tiger head cat was chosen by Li Ying for himself, the parrot was He Feng's baby, and the small-mouthed pink [noblewoman] was naturally bought by Wang Qinghe for himself, and this tall Scottish Shepherd was specially prepared by Wang Qinghe for Li Tongfan!

Lao Li pushed open the door and went in, and found that the black Scottish Shepherd had stood up from the carpet, his eyes were swollen and flashing with vigilance and brutality, and his forelimbs were ready to pounce, and the two colorful South African macaws hanging near the balcony jumped up and down and shouted: "dog, bite him...... Bite him...... Bite him ......"

Fortunately, the big black dog's surname is not bad, although I haven't seen him for two or three days, he still seems to remember that Lao Li is the owner of the house, and he whispered a few times in his throat, and then fell on the carpet and didn't move...... The coffee-colored lady was lying comfortably in Wang Qinghe's soft arms and pretending to sleep, as for the tiger head spotted cat, it seemed to be a little scared, and she was hiding under the sofa to play 'peek-a-boo' with Li Ying...... Li Tongfan was not in a good mood, and when he heard the two parrots screaming up and down, he picked up a newspaper from the coffee table, rolled it into a paper tube, and beat his mother He Feng with a head and face before he had time to dissuade him...... The poor parrot noticed that something was wrong, but it was impossible for them to escape when they were tied to the bird's rack, so they began to call for help from their 'friend' with the only words they could say.......

However, after seeing that the big black dog ignored them, the two birds seemed to realize something, and soon took advantage of their heads and brains...... Wang Qinghe and the two old men laughed with tears coming out!

After eating, Wang Qinghe suggested that the pets in the family should be named: "Animal trainers believe that choosing a name for their pet can enhance the relationship between the owner and the pet, and also make the pet smarter......"

"Uh......" Li Tongfan took a sip of juice and cocked Erlang's legs triumphantly: "That's it, that's good, my sheepdog, let's call it a bear in the future, it's black, it's long and black, it's like a bear......"

Wang Qinghe and the two old men squirted out all the juice at once, and the sheepdog lying on the carpet raised his head and let out a low roar, as if protesting............ The super score of 10:1 over the two legs made the Magpies the reddest and hottest team in Europe in one fell swoop, and in the latest League Cup winning odds rankings announced by major sports bookmakers, Newcastle surpassed the Rossoneri AC Milan and became the top seed!

In the next draw for the semi-finals of the League Cup, the expected collision between AC Milan and the Magpies did not happen, Newcastle's opponent is La Liga giants Atletico Madrid, and AC Milan's opponent is the Premier League team Everton!

The semi-finals will begin the first leg on 16 April, and before that, Newcastle must put all their energy into the Premier League and FA Cup competitions, because the battle for the two titles has reached a critical juncture.

...... "What's going on?" Why is there a big dog on the sidelines? ”

The hairs on Ronaldo's back stood up, and as soon as he stepped into the training ground, he was horrified to find a big black dog with an abominable face tethered to the sidelines, and his eyes radiated a cold light, and he was startled.

"I don't know!" Marcelo also felt like his leg was spinning.

"Isn't it just a dog? What's so scary? Alan Smith came from behind, looked at the two hammers with disdain, and boldly walked over to touch the head of the big dog, who knew that the big dog suddenly raised his head and bared Bai Sensen's teeth, and let out a wild bark...... Alan Smith flew from one side of the pitch to the other side of the pitch with a scream like a rabbit that had been stepped on by the tail...... Bang Dang!

Ronaldo and Marcelo passed out on the sidelines.

Three minutes later, when the hammers saw the head coach lazily walking up to the big dog and lifting the big dog aside with a few kicks, they were all stunned by the leader's courage...... "What are you doing, hurry up and start training, tomorrow is the game!" ”

Seeing the expressions of the hammers, Li Tongfan shouted, who knew that [Dog Bear] also followed Lao Li and barked wildly, and the hammers hurriedly began to train...... "Hey, why does [Dog Bear] bark, the hammers seem to be much more serious in training?" Li Tongfan looked at the hot training on the field, and wondered: "Could it be that training with a dog will play an unexpected role?" That ......"

A thought popped up from Lao Li's mind.

The hammers on the field who were training suddenly shivered in unison.

…… The second said.

In the semi-finals of the English FA Cup, Newcastle, who played as a full substitute, swept Juventus with the momentum of bloodbathing Juventus and swept the opponent 'Black Cat' Sunderland 3:0 at home, No. 88 rookie Thomas Muller scored twice, and [Tsar] Arshavin scored a wonderful free kick...... Newcastle advanced to the FA Cup final, and the final opponent was Arsenal!

(To be continued)