"Your name is Yuan Shi Tianzun!" pointed to the old man on the left and said: "You are Lingbao Daojun, and pointed to the old man on the right, and said: "You are the Taishang Laojun!" After a pause, he patted his forehead and said to himself: "Strange, strange! Your names are quite familiar! You are ......"

Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Daojun, and Taishang Laojun raised their eyebrows together, and said happily: "Do you remember?!"

Wei Changtian shook his head, spread his hands, and said, "I didn't think about it." Are we really friends in the past? You are Tianzun, what kind of king, I think you are all immortals who can soar through the clouds, and I am just an ordinary person with a mortal body......"

Lingbao Daojun laughed loudly: "Mortal flesh fetus, ordinary people? hahaha...... 100,000 years ago, you were the best, and you were called the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable', on an equal footing with the Four Heavens Buddha, what a noble scenery was that? There are no less than millions of people in our fairy world, and only you don't need to be bound by those gods and fairy rules, and you wander between the three realms all day long, seeking pleasure and having fun, and have a good time......

Wei Changtian was ignorant when he heard this, and said with a dry smile: "Immortal Master, the more you talk, the more mysterious you become." ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Brother Lingbao is right, 100,000 years ago, you did enjoy the joy of that extreme immortal. However, later, the Demon Venerable summoned countless demons and monsters under his command to disturb the heavenly court and occupy the underworld, in order to harm the world, he wanted to dominate and command the Three Realms, so that the immortals in the heavenly realm rose up to resist. But the Demon Venerable's demonic skills were really powerful, and in the last four days, the Buddha moved in unison, but he could not be subdued. It's still thanks to your 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' for your help......"

Wei Changtian rubbed his hands and said, "Hey, hey...... Presumably, I personally went out to beat those things of the Demon Venerable, and ran away in defeat, right?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Yes, you contract the Buddha to fight with the Demon Venerable for four days, and the rest of the Heavenly Realm Immortals went to clean up the demon soldiers and demon generals, and finally eliminated the Three Realms Tribulation." ”

Wei Changtian pointed at the three of him and laughed, where would he believe it? He said: "Less funny! Less funny! I want to be like what you said, what is the 'Bliss Immortal Venerable' and 'Bliss Buddha Venerable', now that I should enjoy it in heaven, how can I still suffer in this world?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun sighed, and said, "Brother Bliss, you could have been fine with that catastrophe, but it was only because that Demon Venerable hurt many of your friends and ...... and concubine, you were resentful, so you fought with him with supreme mana, and as a result, the Demon Venerable was restrained and sealed, and you were also hit hard by the Demon Venerable, and the form and spirit collapsed, floating between the Three Realms. Well, now that more than 100,000 years have passed, your form and god have finally been reunited, but your vitality is insufficient, and you still can't re-ascend to the immortal realm. It's up to you to make things happen!"

Wei Changtian's eyes rolled, he stepped forward, pulled the sleeves of the three of them, and said, "Okay, since I am an old friend of the fairy world, can you take me to the sky to play?"

Taishang Laojun said: "We have this intention. Brother Bliss, come with us and go to see the immortal mansion where you lived back then. ”

Wei Changtian's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Ha, it turns out that I still have a place to live in heaven." Hurry up, hurry up, I can't wait!" At the moment, he pulled the sleeves of "Sanqing" and walked out side by side with them.

Walking outside the Taoist temple, Wei Changtian looked left and right, frowned, and said: "Aren't you going to heaven? Why don't there be dragons, phoenixes, cranes or something to pick us up?...... Then he slapped his forehead and said with a smile: "Hey, I forgot, you immortals will all soar through the clouds!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled, his lips muttered, as if he had recited a few immortal spells, and then the jade in his hand waved out to the sky, Wei Changtian only felt that his eyes lit up, and a rainbow spread diagonally from the sky, extending straight to the feet of the four people.

Wei Changtian shouted loudly: "it, wow! Is this a flyover? It's so magnificent! It's so beautiful! Three of you, are you going up from here?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun nodded and said, "Brother Bliss is a distinguished guest, and this colorful bridge is specially paved for you. Brother Bliss, please move forward. ”

Wei Changtian smiled and said happily: "Okay, good, you're welcome!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Daojun, and Taishang Laojun followed. The three of them couldn't help but shake their heads and smile bitterly when they saw Wei Changtian jumping and jumping on the color bridge, like a happy child.

After all four people stood up, Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "Get up!" The colorful bridge slowly retracted from the ground, and led the four people to soar towards the sky.

Wei Changtian looked down, only to see that the ground was getting farther and farther away from him, and finally disappeared.

After a cup of tea, the clouds in the four corners gradually thickened, and Wei Changtian said: "Have you reached the heavenly realm?"

Taishang Laojun said: "It's coming, it's coming!"

Suddenly, there was a lot of energy, golden light, Wei Changtian's eyes brightened, and he pointed to the distance and said: "Ah, look, it's a big palace! Let's go to the Heavenly Palace!"

Lingbao Daojun shook his head and said: "Brother Bliss, the Heavenly Palace is the residence of the Jade Emperor, but this palace is your 'Bliss Palace' back then!"

Wei Changtian's eyes widened, he looked at it again and again, and exclaimed, "Wow! No, that's my territory......?" How can I live in such a big house?"

Lingbao Daojun "coughed" twice and said: "Brother Bliss, I want to think that back then, you had a group of immortal wives and concubines, and you only needed one person to live in one room, and it was already terrible. The Jade Emperor rules the Heavenly Realm, and specially carved out this immortal land for you, and built a huge immortal mansion for you to live in! Alas, it's just that since you fought with the Demon Venerable 100,000 years ago, this immortal mansion has been uninhabited......

Wei Changtian interjected: "No one lives anymore?" Brother, didn't you say that I still have many wives and concubines, where have they all gone?" Before Lingbao Daojun could answer, he suddenly said: "Ah, yes, according to what you said before, I have been dead for 100,000 years. In the past 100,000 years, how can they keep to themselves and be widowed for me? Fuck! They must be all birds and beasts, and they will marry the male gods and immortals of the heavenly realm as their wives! Hmph, even if they don't remarry, they must be unbearable to be lonely and have a private meeting with other male gods...... Oh my God, I don't know how many cuckolds I've worn! Fuck, the male gods who had an affair with my wife and concubine are all turtle sons and bastards......"

The three of Yuan Shi Tianzun are serious celestial immortals, and their words and deeds are all in accordance with the rules, and at this time, they all look embarrassed when they listen to the mouth of the guard chief Tiankou and the foul language.

Taishang Laojun waved his hand again and again, signaling Wei Changtian to stop. Wei Changtian paused for a moment and said, "What are you doing, I haven't scolded enough! If you scold a few more words, I will be able to suffer less losses!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled bitterly: "Brother Wuji, I can't imagine that 100,000 years have passed, and you are still like this...... A sharp mouth. Looking at the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm, if you talk about lip service, count you as the first! Do you still remember when you quarreled endlessly with the barefoot immortal over a trivial matter? You talked endlessly, and in the end you almost fainted on the spot because you were so angry that you couldn't think about it, and you wanted to be reincarnated as a human being, and never to be in the same immortal class with you again. Hehe, it's better for us immortals to try our best to dissuade it......"

Wei Chang Tianqi said: "Is there such a thing? But I don't know what kind of barefoot immortal! Besides, he said that I just forget it, why gamble to be reincarnated? Alas, if you are reincarnated, you will regret it, and it is not as good as being a god to be a man!"

Turning back to the three of Yuan Shi Tianzun, "Can I go to the Immortal Palace and have a look?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "That is the mansion of Brother Bliss, so naturally I can go there." The three of us are not allowed to enter, so wait here and go in by yourself. ”

Wei Changtian said: "Okay, I'll go back when I go! You wait for me." "Now make two steps with three feet and run towards the 'Palace of Bliss'.

Entering the palace, I saw the pavilions and buildings, all of them were made of glazed jade tiles, surrounded by colorful clouds in all directions, the rui qi was swirling, all kinds of Ruicao strange flowers were planted everywhere, the fragrance was fragrant, such fairy scenes, how could it be seen in the world?

Wei Changtian was in the middle of it, and when he was in a trance, he suddenly heard a few coquettish voices, but it was a dozen young women wearing various colors running towards him.

Wei Changtian said in his heart: "Didn't you say that there was no one in the palace? Where did these women run out?" Just as he was thinking, the women had already run to the front, each pulling his sleeve, and the words "Xianggong" and "Master" kept calling, and their expressions were extremely affectionate.

Wei Changtian saw that all the women were beautiful and beautiful, and he couldn't help but feel weak, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Sisters, what do you call me? I'm a newcomer!"

A woman in green lightly tapped his forehead and said angrily: "Xianggong, you are so bad! I haven't seen you for so many years, but I want to kill you." Sisters, let our husband into the house, and we will serve for a good life!"

The women responded, "giggled" and laughed, and dragged Wei Changtian into a hall.

The hall had already prepared the fairy fruit and fairy liquid. The women hugged Wei Changtian and sat down at a table, this one holding a cup, the other taking the fruit, and kept stuffing Wei Changtian's mouth, and the mouth was still chattering and asking from time to time.

The women just chuckled coquettishly, but they didn't push back.

A few glasses of wine went down to his stomach, and Wei Changtian immediately became bolder, stretched out his arms around a woman in white, and kissed her on the lips.

Wei Changtian said "ah", stood up suddenly, and retreated again and again in shock. When he looked around, those delicate women also turned into terrifying skeletons one by one, and pressed towards him step by step.

Wei Changtian retreated to the corner of the wall, shouting: "Don't come! Don't come! Help! Help!" Seeing the skeleton approaching in front of him, he simply lowered his head and punched and kicked like crazy.

I heard a few loud bangs, and I woke up in shock. I saw that the statue of the "Three Qings" was knocked to the ground by himself and shattered into pieces. It turned out that he had a dream of Nanke just now.

He sat up slowly, only to feel that his body was wet and sticky, and his clothes were soaked with cold sweat.

After staying for a moment, he suddenly turned over and jumped off the stone platform, and rushed to the door of the Taoist temple. At that time, the clouds dispersed and the rain stopped, and the sunset was all over the sky, and it was already dusk. He slept almost the whole day.

Wei Changtian stood in the open space in front of the Taoist temple, looking at the sky in all directions, where can he see any colorful overpass?

He returned to the Taoist temple in a huff, stood in front of the shattered "Sanqing" statue, and said, "Three brothers, your body is rotten like this, but don't blame me......! I have no intention of beating you, who told you three to slip into my dreams and lead me to ...... Hey, hey

He stroked his chest, looked at the statue of "Sanqing" and was stunned, thinking about the wonderland in his dream just now, and when he thought of the benefits, he couldn't help grinning and muttering to himself: "