"Hey man, wake up, Ben, are you okay?" A thunderous voice rang in Hua Ben's ears.

Who is so noisy? The sleepy Hua Ben struggled to open his eyelids, which seemed to weigh more than a thousand pounds, and looked around dissatisfied, don't you know that you can't make loud noises in public?

His eyelids opened, and a shining light pierced into Hua Ben's eyes like an arrow, making him feel blind in the darkness of his eyes. When he opened his eyes, it was as if the TV had turned on the sound button, and the environment immediately changed from a silent movie to a war blockbuster, and a terrifying sound surrounded him from all directions:

"Soft eggs!"

"Well done Shaq, take out the bad boys in Detroit!"

"Kick them in the ass and get these rednecks out of Los Angeles!"

What's going on? What Shaq, Detroit, Los Angeles? Are you dreaming? Hua Ben rubbed his eyes vigorously to try to sober himself up, but he only rubbed it twice, and a pair of big hands like iron tongs pressed his arms, and at the same time a blonde white man approached him, stretched out two fingers and asked him, "Ben, tell me, how much is this?" How much is this? ”

What the hell is going on? Where did a white man run out? Hua Ben's eyes widened in astonishment to figure out the current situation, and at the same time subconsciously said: "It's two, man, two fingers, do you think I'm stupid?" Can't even tell two fingers? ”

As soon as these words came out, Hua Ben was startled again, he clearly heard a sentence of American English smoothly spit out from his mouth, but God testifies, he Hua Ben has always been an English idiot, if it weren't for the college entrance examination English only 64 points, he could have been admitted to Tsinghua University or Peking University!

But why did I think of the words 'God bears witness'? Hua Ben wanted to cry a little, what happened today, he didn't seem to be himself anymore, what was going on in his head?

Hearing Hua Ben speak, a black man with a slender head approached Hua Ben and breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank God, Ben has no problem, it should be that the back of his head was concussed when he landed." Damn, what was Shaq trying to do? He's trying to murder Ben! Guys, them! ”

Seeing this black man with a hideous expression, Hua Ben couldn't bear the shock in his heart, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand to wrap his arms around the black man's neck, and shouted with all his might: "God, this is not true, are you Chauncy Billups?!" How could you be Billups?! ”

The black man was held to his chest by Waben, his face was black and red, and he desperately broke free from Waben's arm, shouting, "Ben, have you broken your head?" Why shouldn't I be Chaunse? Am I not Chauncey, could I be the damn Angelina Jolie? ”

"Lift him up, guys, I think Ben's brain might be a little bit wrong with the concussion, get him to our bench!" An old man with silver hair separated from the big man who surrounded Hua Ben commanded hoarsely, and with his arrangement, two big men with big shoulders and round waists hugged Hua Ben.

It wasn't until these people got out of the way that Hua Ben could clearly see the surrounding scene, only to see himself lying on a smooth floor, surrounded by a group of big men in blue jerseys, and a group of big men looking at him from afar, all wearing white jerseys, with six letters interlaced with purple and gold printed on the front of the jersey - lakers!

Seeing these letters, Hua Ben was dizzy, and he hurriedly checked the chests of the people around him, who were wearing jerseys with the word 'pistons' clearly embroidered! Huaben bowed his head, there were also letters on his chest, seven letters that were exactly the same as those around him, and these letters only represented one meaning, Pistons!

"W-What the fuck is going on? Aren't you on the bus back to Shanhai University? How did you get to the NBA?! Hua Ben trembled his lips and exclaimed in disbelief, "What the hell, I'm Hua Ben, the basketball coach of the School of Physical Education of Shanhai University, what..."

Before he finished speaking, Hua Ben closed his mouth, he raised his trembling arms to his eyes, and only felt a burst of blood churning. Is this his arm? The skin is dark, the palm is huge, a vein is wrapped around the forearm like a small snake, and the biceps and triceps brachii seem to be cast from steel, like two pieces of pig iron inlaid on the upper arm, and the violent characteristics are extremely obvious!

"Eldon, Memet, you two get Ben to the bench, quick, the game has to go on!" The silver-haired old man with tortoiseshell glasses yelled at the two seven-foot men, and the two of them hurriedly and carefully set up Hua Ben and dragged him to the side of the court.

Hua Ben had just taken two steps when a woman grabbed his jersey and shouted angrily, "Hey, big stars, are you just going like this?" I guess you should have seen who acted as Mr. Wallace's meat pad, right? God knows, I deserve to be sent to the hospital more than he does! ”

Ben, Mr. Wallace, and the Pistons No. 3 jersey, these three things are spinning rapidly in Huaben's mind, and together they are a name familiar to NBA fans, Ben Wallace of the Pistons!

Lao Tzu, I became Wallace? Hua Ben thought to himself, his mind was now a mess, and what was happening in front of him almost drove him crazy.

Dragged by the woman's clothes, Hua Ben turned his head to look behind him with difficulty, and behind him stood a petite and charming, amazingly beautiful woman, after seeing the woman's appearance clearly, Hua Ben couldn't help but want to moan, why did the crazy housewife come? It's just that there are too many things that give him a headache now, and the identity of this woman has become a secondary issue.

Seeing that Hua Ben wanted to speak, the silver-haired old man waved his hand to signal the players to leave the field quickly, and then he blocked the woman's sight and said calmly: "Beautiful lady, you should understand that all this is just an accident, and now we don't have time to discuss things outside the court." If you need Ben's apology, I'll say sorry to him for you..."

"Mr. Brown, your apology is so sincere, is this how you Detroiters always react when you do something wrong? Say sorry like a rich man giving a beggar a dollar? The woman's eyebrows furrowed, and her face turned a delicate crimson from anger and dissatisfaction, "Tell me Mr. Wallace's phone number, and he should apologize to me personally, or else we will reason here." ”

The wrinkles on Larry Brown's head converged deeply, and he cursed under his breath and quickly called out a string of numbers, the timeout was about to end, and he could already see the damn referee making a move to him.

Hua Ben sat on a soft chair blankly, he was surrounded by some familiar faces, Mask Man, Pomfret, The Little Prince, Water B Bangyan... These faces should only appear on the computer screen or TV, but now they are alive in front of him, if it weren't for the current full of paste, Hua Ben really wanted to learn from Xiao Shenyang to say 'finally see the living'.

"Darko, you play in Ben's place, keep an eye on that bastard Shaq for me! Eldon, you pay attention to the defense, and you must not let this son of a bitch dunk score again! Brown hurried over to the bench and said, "Go, go, go!" Boys, go up and give the Californians a little color and see! ”

The referee blew the whistle for the end of the timeout, and Rashid roared and walked onto the court with the Pistons and other fierce generals. On the other side of the arena, a fat black man of terrible size lazily waved at the fans, and with each wave of his hand, the fans with popcorn and Coke in their hands would burst into a terrifying howl.

Hua Ben rubbed his eyes vigorously, looked at the players who came up from the opposite bench, and he involuntarily whispered: "Shaq O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, Carl Malone, Gary Payton, the four kings!" It's the 2003-04 NBA! ”

Brown looked at this subordinate with concern, and when he saw that Hua Ben was whispering to himself, he smiled and asked, "Ben, how is it, how are you now?" ”

Waben smiled bitterly and swallowed his saliva, he nodded and said, "It's okay, Mr. Brown, I'm in good health, I just don't know what's going on." ”

Actually, this is the truth and nonsense, Huaben really didn't know what was going on, how could he, a college basketball coach, suddenly come to the NBA and become Ben Wallace? But he also knew what had just happened, because the Angelenos vilely replayed the scene that had just happened on the big screen above the stadium repeatedly:

At that time, O'Neal received Payton's pass from the halfcourt, and after getting the ball, the monster used the overlord step to rush inside, and at that time, Big Ben was inserting the inside line from the wing to interfere with him, but the shark directly turned sideways and slammed into Big Ben, who was in an unstable position. It's like a cannonball, the running Ben was defenseless, and was directly knocked into the audience at the bottom, smashing the paparazzi who were taking pictures with long guns and short cannons!

The most unbearable thing is that Big Ben didn't expect O'Neill to use such a despicable move, he didn't have time to react, and he made a hard contact with the floor with the back of his head, and fell unconscious on the spot.

"This son of a bitch is simply murder!" Oku, who was sitting next to Big Ben, scolded as he looked at the screen on the screen.

Hua Ben smiled bitterly, it was indeed murder, it is estimated that Big Ben was directly killed at that time, so that his soul did not know how to attach to his body.

The soul is reborn, I can't imagine that this kind of thing that only exists in the legend of Chinese Xianxia really happened.

But then, Hua Ben knew that what had happened was not just a soul rebirth, because when Hamilton took the free throw instead of Big Ben to start the official game, a soft voice suddenly appeared in Hua Ben's head:

"Hello dear host, I am the intelligent center of the universal absorption system, the system has been started, and I would like to give you relevant tips. This system is a perfect life cultivation product born from the 8th level civilization, with five rules, which are mainly used to absorb various abilities. The first rule is that when the host's friendship with the skill holder reaches 50% or more, and you absorb enough points, you will be able to absorb the ability. According to the evolution of the system, in your body, the specific points are calculated as follows: × points 1 + assists× 2 + rebounds× 3 + steals× 4 + blocks× 5...

This abrupt voice resounded in Huaben's brain like a thunderbolt from a sunny day, and at the same time, there was a sign that appeared in his mind, which was a ball with lines engraved on the surface.

Out of inexplicable love, Huaben bought this picture, and later when he got on the bus back to school, he began to feel sleepy and couldn't help but fall asleep. When I opened my eyes again, I saw the same scene that had happened before.

"How can all this be true?!" Wabben covered his face with his big hand and let out a growling moan, and if the words and symbols that appeared in his mind were not hallucinations, then everything now could be inferred that he must have bought in the store the product of an alien civilization was that strange picture, which had the power to pump his soul into the unconscious Ben Wallace while he was asleep.

Seeing Hua Ben covering his face in pain, the photographers on the court were excited, no one paid attention to what was happening on the court anymore, everyone aimed the long guns and short guns in their hands at Hua Ben on the bench, and similar photos were born in an instant, and the reporters present also thought of the front page of tomorrow's sports news: "Detroit's defensive gate was breached, and the big diesel engine destroyed Daben's fighting spirit"

In fact, O'Neal's aggressive collision just now not only stunned the previous big book, but also successfully destroyed the fighting spirit of the Pistons. Although the Pistons had the strongest tenacity in the league at the time, the source of their tenacity was the inside iron gate Big Ben, and now Big Ben has been knocked down, O'Neal is in the limelight, and the whole Pistons team is in a panic.

Mirisic, who has just entered the NBA, is no match for O'Neal at all, and in the matchup with the Sharks, the technical streamer suffered so hard that his bones were almost blown out. Campbell was also a good defensive player in his youth, but now that he is old and faces a shark with terrifying strength and no lack of skill, he only dares to watch from afar, and he does not dare to get close, so the mountain-like defensive pressure is leaning on Mirisic, making this creamy young man almost collapse.

Of course, the panic of all the players on the Pistons team is not as good as the current Hua Ben, the constant system prompts in his head and the fan cries in his ears make him feel dizzy, Hua Ben can only cover his ears with his hands to try to stabilize his mind.

However, the universal absorption system is worthy of being a product of the eighth level of civilization, its intelligence is indeed breathtaking, the intelligence center immediately stopped the system explanation after discovering Huaben's huge mental pressure, and instead prompted: "Dear host, the system has 2222 original points, and after screening, it was found that the master-level skill 'Iron Nerve' (worth 1000 points), the skill holder is Larry Brown, according to the system's judgment, you and Larry Brown's friendship is more than 50%, do you want to absorb this skill?" ”