Duchamp was weaving the words of apology in his heart, and suddenly remembered a few, and said dryly: "I swear to the goddess, I am really repentant, you squeezed out the small under my leather robe, let me wake up and put down the butcher's knife and turn back." ”

After speaking, I felt that this was wrong in my heart, and suddenly thought of an advertising slogan "It is better to do what I say", and I immediately came to inspiration, saying: "Your head is injured, I will go to the doctor to help you bandage it." ”

When Joe heard this, he became even more excited, covered his face with a towel and sobbed, "Do you still think that I am not embarrassed enough?" And I have to spread the word out so that the doctors can see me like this. ”

When Duchamp listened to this pair of dialogues, he always felt like the lines in some divorce TV series, and he was tired for a while, and suddenly slapped his head, thinking that he was stupid, and said: "Since you don't want the doctor to see it, then I'll treat you." ”

When everyone heard this, they were inexplicable, and they saw Duchamp pointing to the bag on Qiao's head, and muttering "accelerate healing" in his mouth, and a burst of white light went straight to Qiao's head, and the bag on Qiao's head gradually deflated at a speed that could be seen by the naked eye.

Everyone's mouths were wide open, only Joe couldn't see it, and he still muttered angrily: "I know I'm out of shape today, but I'm not a monkey in the circus for people to visit, you can see it, please go back." ”

Duchamp couldn't think of the lines for a while, and remembered the common tricks in the dormitory in his previous life, so he changed his tone and said to Joe: "It was my fault that I made you ugly yesterday, in order to express my repentance, I will buy your breakfast in the next month and send it to your bed in person, how about it?" ”

Joe was surprised and said, "Really? Unwrapping the towel, he looked at Duchamp with a hellish expression.

As soon as Duchamp saw that this trick was successful, he immediately raised the ante: "In the future, I will brush your shoes in the future." ”

Joe snorted and said, "My shoes, I'll brush them myself." "But my heart is a lot more comfortable.

Seeing that even the big trick of brushing shoes didn't work, Duchamp suddenly felt deeply troubled, and said tentatively: "Then how about I help you do your homework this semester?" ”

Joe heard this and yelled, "Are you here to play tricks on me?" If you want to use these things to get rid of the punishment that the school has imposed on you, no way! He shrunk his head, tucked his sheet in, and sobbed.

Duchamp was at a loss, and looked around blankly, only to see that Dietri seemed to be smiling, Lear couldn't help but shake his head, looking like he was looking at a joke, and Eric was busy comforting Joe, but Fang grinned one after another. Duchamp couldn't understand it, and said to the lip shape: "What? ”

Seeing that Dushang couldn't comprehend, Fang jerked his face twice, and gently uttered two words in his mouth: "Divine skill!" ”

Duchamp suddenly realized, threw his hands forward, grabbed one of Joe's thighs, let go of his voice and howled: "God, earth, Joe, if you don't forgive me, I won't be able to live." The howl was so shattering that it startled both Eric and Joe, and they quickly turned their heads to look.

Duchamp saw that Qiao turned his head, and hurriedly made persistent efforts: "I think of my family, my brothers are seventeen or eighteen, it's my turn, I can only drink porridge since I was a child, I studied hard in order to get ahead, and I finally had a chance to go to college, but I had to be expelled from school." As he spoke, he raised his hand violently, hugged Joe's waist, and held Joe's hand, so that Joe couldn't turn around and move.

Joe suddenly felt breathless and struggled desperately, but Duchamp didn't give him a chance and continued to howl: "Joe, good brother, please, give me a way to live." If you don't forgive me, the school will expel me, another brother will come and take my place, and I will have to go home to herd cattle. ”

When Joe heard this, he was touching his heart, and whimpered: "I'll give you a way to live, who will give me a way to live." I also have brothers in my family, and the eldest lady has a son who is also in this school, and after the incident happened yesterday, he insulted me with oil and vinegar, and said that he had written to tell his family. My family was worried that they couldn't find a reason to fix me, and soon I would have to get out of the way, and there would be a brother who would take over my school. ”

When Duchamp heard this, his crying stopped abruptly, and it turned out that the real reason was here, so he immediately jumped up and said, "Which department is your brother in, I will immediately go and settle him and let him stop shouting nonsense." ”

Joe said in despair, "What do you have to do to settle him!" ”

Duchamp immediately stood up, pulled his sleeves, and showed his biceps: "I can threaten him with force, if I dare to talk nonsense, grandpa will dare to let him show a bigger appearance." ”

Seeing that Joe didn't seem to believe in this plan, he immediately grabbed Dietrie and said: "If he doesn't eat this set, he can also let Dietrie go out and suppress him with the power of Duke Kane's palace." ”

Turning to look at Qiao again, he still didn't seem to trust much, and said fiercely: "If he still doesn't eat this set, I have a third plan, let Professor Ashley write to your family, saying that you are a genius in conductivity, and he will not teach you anymore, if you have to change you back, the children of your family will no longer use the guidance system to go to school in the future." Squeezing his eyes, he said, "This last plan, my brother will implement it without any effort, or will we go to Professor Ashley now?" ”

Everyone was shocked, and Fang couldn't help but ask, "What is the relationship between Professor Ashley and your family?" ”

Duchamp didn't answer, still looking at Joe and said, "Before it's too late, let's hurry to Professor Ashley's house, if the results of the Discipline Office come down tomorrow, it won't be good." ”

Joe thought about it, felt that this was still a bit reliable, jumped off the bed, snorted violently and said, "Then hurry up, let's talk first, if I get Professor Ashley's protection, I will go to the discipline office to help you close the case." The implication is that if you don't get the protection, you have to start all over again.

A protégé of Professor Ashley, like Duchamp, naturally knows where Professor Ashley's home is. He was familiar with the road, led everyone, came to the professor's villa area, knocked on the door of a house, and when he saw Professor Ashley, he immediately threw himself over and hugged his thigh with snot and tears: "Professor, I got into trouble and was going to be expelled from school, and now only you can save me!" ”

Everyone had already seen him perform a thick-skinned miracle today, and when they saw him again, they were all a little numb, only Joe was true feelings, and he also rushed over and hugged Professor Ashley's other thigh, crying violently, and the downpour wet one of Professor Ashley's trouser legs. Duchamp looked sideways, and gave him the nickname 'Crying Bag' in his heart.

The professor was so dizzy from crying that he finally figured out what was going on, how he was willing to be expelled from his protégé, and when he heard that it was just a joke among the students, he immediately took care of it, and promised to go to the disciplinary office early tomorrow morning to close the case, and write a letter to protect Joe.

Joe got the assurance of the head of the department, and finally had a little bottom in his heart, and under Eric's persuasion, he decided to go back to the dormitory with everyone.

On the way, Fang and Liermu kindly reminded Duchamp not to forget to buy Joe a month's worth of breakfast and a semester's worth of shoes. Duchamp was afraid that things would change, so he patted his chest all the way and swore a promise to come.