The Trail Blazers' record this season is extremely unimpressive, and it is so bad that Portland fans are stunned, even if they win all eight games left, they can also get rookies in the lottery area this summer.

Originally, at the beginning of the season, the fans were quite optimistic. The Trail Blazers traded Rashid last season, and although Tianzun later found himself with the Pistons and contributed to Detroit's championship, the Trail Blazers did not regret the deal. Because Rashid is a-stirring stick in the Trail Blazers, although he is capable, there are too many negative effects, and it makes the Portland locker room smoky.

Rashid's departure not only stabilizes the team's locker room, but also leaves a huge salary space for the team, and all fans are hoping that the team can make a difference in last summer's free agency: if you can bring in Huaben, you can get Kenyon. Martin and Nash can do the same.

But how does the team's uniform team do it? They did renew their contracts and signed a number of people, respectively: the renewal of Dalius. Myers, signed Van . Exel, Purzbilla, Fram, and Kayapa looked at the list, and the fans were at a loss, what kind of birdmen are these? Why don't you seem to have heard of it?

It's nothing, it doesn't matter if you don't bring in strong players, after all, the skinny camel is bigger than the horse, and the Trail Blazers are the traditional giants of the West. The team also has a lot of fierce guys, such as the dead fat man Randolph, who entered the NBA in 2001 and was a bastard who wasted air and wasted land in the 01-02 season, and averaged 8.4 points, 4.5 rebounds and 0.5 assists per game in the 02-03 season, but last season. His stats jumped to averaging 20.1 points, 10.5 rebounds and 2.0 assists per game.

What does this mean? This is a genius with potential comparable to Huaben. If you continue to grow, Portland fans don't dare to think about it, for fear that it will be too hilarious to think about it, in the words of our Sichuan compatriots, don't be too comfortable.

This season has indeed been unfortunate, and Randolph has secured the top spot in the team this season, and his results have risen a lot. Averaging 23.5 points, 11.5 rebounds, and 2.8 assists per game, just looking at the data, this is not much worse than Duncan's anti-sky BUG. But what about the team's record? One of the first in the West today. The other is second, but the last

If it weren't for a bigger brother Hornets who are willing to be the bottom one, the Trail Blazers would have been miserable this season.

The last game between the two teams was at the Rose Garden Arena in Portland. This time, it's Time Warner's turn at Center Court. The Trail Blazers players greeted them with all sorts of insults from the fans when they entered, making the Portlanders feel Charlotte's enthusiasm, which was nothing, what made these people tremble was the giant LED display over the court, the Bobcats' DJ playing the Polis Smash Bros. badly, and Wabeon waving his fists like Wu Song beating a tiger riding the supposedly awesome Artest.

"They're not going to kill us, are they?" The Trail Blazers drafted rookie Victor Victor last year. Kayapa asked in a trembling voice.

Randolph was not so awesome this time, he hung his head and drew a cross on his chest in frustration, muttering, "God willing, God you will definitely protect me." As long as you are safe today, I will burn twelve Lori Angels for you when I go back, no, it is twelve Loli Angels and twelve Zhengtai Angels. ”

The Trail Blazers' lineup is, center: Ratliff. Power Forward: Zach. Randolph, small forward: Raheem, playmaker Damon Dumber Stoudemire, the shooting guard is Derek. Anderson.

There is a slight change to the Bobcats' line-up: center: Alonzo. I'm a tough guy. Mourning, power forward: Birdman. Anderson, small forward Ben. Known as the stadium killer. Wallace. Playmaking Guard: British Scalpel Pattin, Shooting Guard: Iguodala.

During the warm-up, the Bobcats players didn't practice much technique, but were breaking their fingers and shaking their fists, and the fans cooperated and shouted: "Kill them!" Kill them! Kill them! ”…,

Anderson and Latlif jumped the ball, but before the latter could react, the ball was picked by Birdman and given to Patin as soon as it fell.

Trail Blazers head coach Cheeks waved weakly and shouted, "Hurry up, go down, watch out for their fast attack!" ”

Cheeks doesn't care much about the team's life or death, originally the Trail Blazers' uniform team expected him to lead the team to the playoffs this season, but now he can't get a penultimate place in the West, and it is inevitable to get out of the way next season. Cheeks doesn't hold back on a good day, and he hasn't had a good day since he arrived with the Trail Blazers, who are as docile as sheep on the court and standard Tigers off the court, all of whom are good at causing all kinds of scandals.

When Padding got the ball, he seemed to be stepping on Hot Wheels and rushed down. The flying squirrel was nearly twenty centimeters shorter than him, fast enough to wrap around Padin like hob meat, so that he couldn't get to the basket.

But Patin didn't plan to go to the basket, he rushed into the restricted area and didn't return to pass, Huaben received the ball outside the three-point line, Raheem didn't react, the opponent had already jumped high, his arms were flying, and the basketball was flying out.

Huaben ran backwards with open arms, and the fans duly cheered and applauded.

The flying squirrel has been in the league for nine seasons at 1.7 meters, and it would be hilarious to say that he has no housekeeping skills. I saw him split his legs and dribble under his crotch twice, and only to hear two 'pops', Pattin's left wing was torn apart.

When it comes to crotch breakouts, except for the beetle Tim. Hardaway, not many stronger than the flying squirrel.

"Eat my, rookie" The little flying squirrel looked back at Padding and shouted arrogantly, and when he turned his head to make a layup, he suddenly saw a black wall of flesh appear in front of him: "Ouch! ”

The little flying squirrel left two words, and the whole person seemed to have hit the Chery QQ sedan at the Three Gorges Dam, and it was simply bounced back.

Hua Ben was motionless, looking at the referee with an innocent face.

The referee held back his vomiting, blew a flying squirrel for a walking violation, and awarded the ball to the Bobcats. Stoudemire went up with the ball to theorize, and the referee said impatiently: "Okay man, I can see it clearly, Ben was already standing there waiting for you before you broke through." ”

Huaben served to Pattin, and when he got the ball, Patin directly made a long pass from the whole court, which was thrown directly into Mourning's hands.

Mourning leaned his back against Randolph with the ball, and he slammed his ass backwards and roared, "Death to those who stand in my way!" "He'd studied the strong-looking dead fat guy behind him, and he was good at defending with his eyes.

Randolph stuck his arm in Mourning, gritting his teeth and looking hideous, and just when Cheeks thought that the bastard had changed his personality and was going to rise up today, Mourning slammed his ass backwards, and Randolph staggered away.

Mourning turned around, grabbed the ball with both hands, jumped up, waved his arms heavily, and dunked the ball into the hoop.

After the dunk was successful, Mourning pushed Randolph away, half-crouched on the ground and flexed his right arm, showing his well-developed biceps in front of the camera under the basket.

The Time Warner Center became a sea of cheers, with fans cheering and whistle after whistle like a tsunami.

Randolph rushed to the penalty area and waved for the ball, Wafben himself marked him, only to see him arrive, Randolph passed the ball to the flying squirrel and ran out through Latliff's cover. Huaben didn't pay attention, Randolph ran out of the empty space and reached out to ask for the ball, and when he got the ball, he didn't adjust his posture, and jumped up and shot directly.

The ball spun around in the hoop, and finally fell, Hua Ben picked up the ball and waved his fist hatefully: "Count this bastard out of shit luck." ”

The flying squirrel broke through Patin twice in a row, the handsome British guy felt ashamed, this time he waved his hand, Hua Ben and the others withdrew, and Padin was going to single out the flying squirrel.

"You can't do anything but hit your back," the flying squirrel provoked. …,

Padding interrupted him and sneered: "Shorty, don't try to provoke me, don't worry, I won't bully you with my height, Lao Tzu will let you see the charm of basketball today." As he spoke, his right hand suddenly accelerated, and his left foot stepped forward diagonally to the right, his body was short, and he rushed outward like an arrow from the string.

The flying squirrel hurriedly retreated, Padin took two steps and pulled his right shoulder back, the ball in his right hand bounced on the floor and handed it to his left hand, and his knee used force to control the body rotation. Stoudemire sneered and took a step to the right, his stout body still firmly in front of him. As soon as he moved, Patin also sneered, and his body turned back like lightning after half a circle, still pulling his right shoulder, this time to the right, the racket in his left hand to the floor, and his right hand took the ball, just widening the distance between him and the little flying squirrel, and galloped down.

Mourning blocked Ratleaf, Warben stuck Randolph, the inside double block tactic was activated, Patin rushed into the penalty area, jumped up with both feet on the floor, his body stretched out elegantly, the waist and abdominal power drove the body to twist, turned to the side of the hoop, pulled the ball above the shoulders with both hands, and slammed it down after liftoff, pressing the ball into the hoop!

Padding staggered to the ground, and Wabbon held him up, and he turned to look at the flying squirrel, still with that smile of honor and disgrace on his face. Countless female fans in the audience screamed, as if they were female monkeys in estrus.

Hua Ben looked around, and said with a smile: "Padding, don't be cool, do these girls ovulate directly after you dunk?" ”

Padding shrugged and said, "My feelings for Whitney are telling. "This Whitney is not Iguodala's ex-girlfriend, it's Paris. Whitney. Hilton.

Iguodala whispered to Mourning: "The British are really lovers, do you think Patin's children will have the blood of a hundred countries in the future?" "According to biological and genetic theories, the sperm of a male animal enters the uterus of a female animal and leaves behind a chain of genes even if it dies.

Mo Ning pushed him and said, "How is it possible, I guess it will be eighty countries at most." ”

Then the two unscrupulous villains began to laugh, and the Trail Blazers players didn't know what Mourning and Iguodala were laughing at, they thought they were deliberately provocative, and their faces turned blue with anger.

Randolph decisively reached out again to ask for the ball, and the little flying squirrel was still going to teach Patin a lesson, but he was reluctant to pass the ball, seeing this, Randolph said angrily: "You teach a hammer, at your height, you can't find it if you fall into the crack of the fucking floor!" ”

The flying squirrel made a stupid pass in, and as soon as Warburn waited for Randolph to get the ball, he suddenly pushed him out. Randolph almost lost the ball, slammed the ball with his right hand and rushed inside, and Waeben followed behind with a sinister smile. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )