Chapter 16 Pepper water smears the buttocks

I followed Lao Cui for a busy day, and it was not until the tide receded that I dragged my tired body back to the small courtyard slowly.

To say that Lao Cui is kind-hearted, he came out of Niludu, and he knocked on the side, as if he decided that I had nothing to do and was courteous, and I would ask for something.

I couldn't hide left and right, so I simply said that I lacked silver flowers, and the old Cui Xiang didn't believe that I didn't know, but before parting, he not only gave me two jars of wine, but also threw a brocade bag with me, I checked it, and the amount was quite sufficient.

Inside the house, there was a faint candlelight, and a hazy halo reflected under the porch, squatting orange cats squinting and pretending to sleep.

There is no day and night in the underworld, and the ghost eyes have night vision, and the candle flame was secretly found after Ye Dingxi came.

At this moment, it seems that it looks a bit home.

I entered the house, and the orange cat got up lazily, hunched his back, and shook a few times before following in.

"Xiaoqian, my mission failed. ”

Frustrated, I lifted the lid of the jar and took a sip, then threw the brocade bag in my arms on the table.

The orange cat jumped up gently, and the little fat paw stepped on the brocade bag, and the cat pupil looked at me, and then at the bag, as if asking.

I pulled my lips and smiled: "Lao Cui borrowed it." ”

The orange cat licked its paws, lifted its buttocks, and sat firmly on the brocade bag, with a face full of disdain.

"Yo, is this jealous?" I deliberately teased.

Who knows, the orange cat stared at me very seriously, his eyes were shining, and he said: "If you want to spend money, I don't care about it!"

I smiled, took advantage of the fact that it didn't have a handful to take away the brocade bag, carefully poured out the copper, and said flatteringly: "It's almost the Midyear Festival now, these, buy you delicious food, these, buy you some clothes to wear, these for you to take to the temple fair to play games, and these, buy some catnip for you to plant, okay?"

I divided the copper into several portions and arranged them in a semicircle around the orange cat.

"Take other men's money to support me?"

The orange cat's beard trembled, and he didn't know what the strange expression was, so he looked around his neck and looked at it again and again, and then said, "Xiao Dongtian, you have grown." ”

I am deeply relieved.

"It's a pity that the book of life and death didn't have a chance to get ......"

I was feeling a little disappointed when the orange cat jumped to the bedside pillow, stretched out its paws and pushed hard.

My eyes were sharp, and in an instant I saw a booklet with a black cover, and half of it was leaking.

"Book of Life and Death?!!!

I covered my mouth and exclaimed, ran over and held the booklet in my arms, and looked at the orange cat with an incredulous face: "Ye Dingxi, how did you get it back?"

"I have my own way. ”

Ye Dingxi didn't intend to tell me the details, but just urged: "If you want to see anything, you can see it quickly, I used some tricks, but I can't hide it for long, I must send the book of life and death back as soon as possible." ”

Oooh.

I nodded like garlic and happily picked up the booklet and rubbed it on my cheek.

The Book of Life and Death!

In the past many years, I have also given birth to countless years when I wanted to see with my own eyes what was going on in my own lawlessness, but in the end, it was fruitless.

First, in the end, I am still cowardly, and secondly, I am still afraid......

Lao Cui's ability, I also know more or less in my heart.

It's just that what I didn't expect was that Ye Dingxi, this guy had great powers, broke into the underworld, turned into a cat, and mixed the underworld without being known by ghosts, and even stole the life and death book of Cui Jue, the first judge of the underworld.

Be a man of God!

Time is urgent, I don't dare to delay any longer, silently reciting Chen Hui's birth date in my heart, and then opened the book of life and death.

A faint gray glow flashed.

The small words in the book seemed to have many small tadpoles, but in the blink of an eye, they suddenly disappeared.

Empty?

I blinked vigorously and looked at it again......

It's really blank, not a single punctuation mark!

"What's going on?" I asked the orange cat.

The orange cat glanced at it, and his forehead wrinkled slightly: "There are several forbidden spells in this." ”

"Isn't that unsightly?"

I suddenly understood why Lao Cui didn't seem to care about the book of life and death at all on weekdays, no one could open this thing at all, and even if he took it, it could only be used as bedtime reading!

"I can't look at other people's, but I should be able to see my own. The orange cat looked up at me and said.

Own?

I closed the book, closed my eyes and read my birthday again.

A burst of gray light flashed again.

I hurriedly opened one of the pages, but it was still blank in front of me?!

"What, it's blank again?"

Isn't it a copycat?

The orange cat looked at my eyes, as if guessing my thoughts, and sneered: "This is the underworld, with Cui Jue's ability, he will not use a fake life and death book to guard against anyone." ”

I nodded in agreement.

In the underworld, except for idle rice worms like me, no one really dares to touch Lao Cui's things.

"What now?"

"Put the booklet back first, and then think of something else. ”

I looked at it, looked at the booklet, thought for a moment, and said, "Ye Dingxi, you let me see your life, right?"

Suddenly put forward such an idea, mainly because I was a little worried, Ye Dingxi has been in the underworld for a long time, and it has been two or three months in the blink of an eye, he is a living person whose life and death are not finished, if it affects his life and death because of his proximity to me, I will be considered a serious sin.

The orange cat looked at me fixedly, and asked slowly, "Do you really want to see it?"

Well.

I nodded naturally and spread out the book of life and death in front of it: "Take it all, take a look." ”

The orange cat lowered its head, as if it hesitated for a while, before slowly pressing its paws on the book of life and death, the brilliance flowed, the glyphs flashed brightly and darkly, and after a while, it also appeared a blank page.

"How can this be......" I was amazed.

The orange cat's face was slightly gloomy, and he withdrew his paws, and his tone was flat: "Maybe there are other prohibitions." ”

Is it?

As I watched the orange cat leave with the booklet in his hand, a bold idea popped into my head.

Maybe......

Ye Dingxi and I are the same kind?

About half an hour later, the orange cat crawled into the yard, I was worried about it, I sat under the porch and waited, and saw that it did not come back with missing arms or legs, so I was relieved.

But the orange cat didn't come close to me, as if it was being chased by a fire, jumping up and down without saying a word, and had to lick it with its tongue......

Buttocks?!!

"Ye Dingxi, what's wrong with you?" I walked over and asked.

Meow......

The orange cat twisted its body, poked its tongue out and licked desperately on its body, as if it was covered with lice, and it was uncomfortable.

I reached over and tried to pick it up, but there was resistance.

"Ye Dingxi, are you okay?"

Meow......

The effect of catnip has passed, and Ye Ding's rare mouth is indescribable, but he twists and turns, and even begins to roll all over the ground.

I've never seen it like this before, and I'm so anxious that I don't know what to do, so I can only force myself to pounce on it and press the orange cat to the ground.

As I got closer, I suddenly smelled a pungent smell of aged chili water.

"Ye Dingxi, should you ......?"

I grabbed the cat by the tail and looked at its buttocks.

It's red, and it's slightly swollen, like a big pink peach, but isn't it wiped on the butt by chili water!