Chapter 31: Wolves, Pigs, and Dogs
Lu Xiaoqi quit the game, washed his face, and after a brief cleanup, Lu Xiaoqi went out for the first time after being reborn.
Taking a breath of the fresh air of the early morning and looking up at the blue sky, Lu Xiaoqi remembered the poem that he once thought deeply: "I suspect that the sky above my head is not blue." In his previous life, since Lin Qing'er left, Lu Xiaoqi felt that the sky above his head suddenly turned gray, and he preferred to lick his wounds alone in the shadows, not wanting to face everything in the outside world.
The sky is blue, the gray is the mood of people, the world is beautiful, people in the real world in just a few decades of life, should cherish time, enjoy life, there is no need to ignore the beauty of the world for some messy things or inexplicable people.
Now Lu Xiaoqi thinks very clearly, the place he is going to is the school, and Lu Xiaoqi is going to college. China's modern imperial examinations handed down from the eighties of the twentieth century have not been canceled, Lu Xiaoqi did not take the college entrance examination, so he can only spend a lot of money to go to college, although this will cost Lu Xiaoqi all his savings, but for the sake of the paper when he graduated, Lu Xiaoqi still made this choice.
Perhaps many people will scoff at it, as a reborn, why do people who have already been admitted to university still go to school? What else do you think is the use of that piece of paper when you graduated from college? There may be many geniuses who don't care about that piece of paper at all, but it is undeniable that just like the membrane that proves whether a woman is pure or not, the graduation certificate has become the only thing in society to test whether a person is literate or not.
If a woman does not have that membrane, it does not mean that she is not pure, and similarly, if a person does not have a graduation certificate, it does not mean that he is uneducated. But the reality is like this, no matter how the society progresses, there are still men who judge whether a woman is pure by that membrane, and there are still people who judge a person's knowledge and ability by their graduation certificates. Men often add a sentence such as "the chip is not damaged" when they sign up for the marriage notice, and state agencies or companies will also add an important line such as "bachelor's degree or above" when recruiting.
In his previous life, when Lu Xiaoqi was discharged from the army, his parents asked Lu Xiaoqi to go to college, but Lu Xiaoqi, who was obsessed with games, refused, and came to G City with Lin Qinger. The current Lu Xiaoqi's psychological age is in his thirties, not the original little angry youth, going to college to get the piece of paper when he graduated, at least he can make his parents happy, not to mention, there is still his best brother in G University.
Today is the first day of school at G University, at the gate of the school, two handsome freshmen each have a can of Coke walking slowly, the handsome two have attracted the attention of many young girls, but these girls have almost fled.
The slightly taller young man of the two has a pair of peach blossom eyes, and a pair of eyes scan the sensitive parts such as the breasts and buttocks of the beautiful woman, and when a girl looks at him, he always looks back unscrupulously, as if he wants to use his eyes to circle and fork people, which naturally frightens the flower girl.
And if the shorter freshmen have longer hair and wear a woman's dress, they will definitely be more beautiful than the G-sized school flower. Although he didn't look around like a tall boy, he didn't seem to have slept enough, and his eyes seemed to close at any moment, and he looked listless. After drinking the Coke, he waved lazily, and the can in his hand drew a wonderful arc in the air and landed on the boulevard, making a soft "pop" sound.
It's so immoral, passers-by looked at the new student with disdain, and the guy with a pair of peach blossom eyes next to him also said with a righteous face: "Little pig, how can you litter?" It's so immoral. ”
The people around nodded again and again, and the MMs were also secretly thinking that although this guy is not honest, he is quite qualified. The freshman who was called a little pig by the peach blossom eyes listened to the righteous and awe-inspiring words of his companion, opened his hazy sleepy eyes, and saw the unkind eyes of the pedestrians around him, only to realize that he seemed to be littering, and ran over with some shame, picked up the cans on the road and threw them into the garbage bin.
Walking into the school gate, after the tall boy drank the Coke, he looked at the garbage bin and seemed to be far away, so he put the can on the ground without making a sound. The freshman he called the lazy pig said depressedly: "Cheap wolf, when I littered, you still said that I, MD, aren't you also littering now?" ”
The tall boy known as the cheap wolf said without shame: "Which eye of your eyes saw me littering, I put it on the ground properly, and then talk nonsense, beware of me suing you for slander......"
Listening to his words, Piggy almost vomited blood in frustration, and was about to mock the cheap wolf when his phone rang.
"Brother Seven, is what you said true? Are you really going to come to our school with me?
"Okay! Brother Seven, when are you arriving? Right away? Oh, I'm with a friend, we'll be waiting for you at the school gate! Lazy Pig hung up excitedly.
Seeing the lazy pig's excited appearance, the cheap wolf said suspiciously: "Boy, it's finally enlightened!" Which mm has that much charm that excites you like this? I remember when I was in high school, almost all the girls in my class chased you, but none of you were eye-catching! ”
The little pig said lazily: "Lao Tzu is not interested in them, I am still young!" I don't want to be ruined by them so early, do you remember the soldier brother I told you last time? ”
The cheap wolf showed a confused look, and the little pig said: "MD, I know that if you say it, you can't remember anything except women." I was chased and slashed by more than a dozen thugs hired by Huang Tian, and then I told you that a soldier saved me, his name is Lu Xiaoqi, and now he is coming to our school to study. ”
The cheap wolf suddenly realized: "It turned out to be the fierce man you said who beat more than a dozen!" By the way, how old is your life-saving benefactor? After being discharged from the army, he actually came to school to study, he is an uncle-level character, he can't even soak in college, what's the point of coming to college. ”
"MD, do you think everyone is full of women like you! Besides, he's not an uncle, he's the same year as me, and he's only eighteen years old this year. "Piggy didn't say angrily.
Looking at the plaque that was a little different from the one in his memory, and looking at the two good brothers who had intersected in life and death for twenty years in his previous life, Lu Xiaoqi only felt that his eyes were a little sour. In the previous life "Myth", Lu Xiaoqi and other famous Ten Heavenly Demons fought with the eight major forces for ten years, and under the pursuit of the big forces, many people chose to betray or leave, but these two good brothers have always stood firmly with Lu Xiaoqi.
In order not to affect them, Lu Xiaoqi cut off contact with them in "Mythology" and dealt with the eight major forces alone, but Lu Xiaoqi only learned not long before he blew himself up that when Lu Xiaoqi could not find him, the two still continued to retaliate against the eight major forces, and they were even killed to the 0th rank for this little pig.
In this life, I will definitely not let my good brothers be affected by me again, and I will definitely not let them be embarrassed by me in the game, after adjusting his emotions, Lu Xiaoqi stepped forward and said: "Little pig, I'm here." ”
Little Pig smiled and said, "Brother Seven, I really didn't expect you to come to our school to study!" I was so happy to receive your call that I didn't know what to say. By the way, this is Lin Jianyang, a good friend who has worn a pair of pants with me since he was a child, you can call him a cheap wolf, this guy has no major shortcomings except for being lustful......"
Lu Xiaoqi quietly listened to Xiao Pig's introduction to Lin Jianyang, although he was already extremely familiar with this guy who was called a cheap wolf, he still wanted to relive the scene when he first met the two. The little pig's name is Zhu Yulin, he is a very lazy guy, and Lin Jianyang is different, the little pig has always belonged to a more well-behaved kind of man, and there are many beautiful women chasing him, but he has no interest, and in his previous life, he didn't find an ordinary-looking gentle woman to marry until he was 30 years old.
After completing the enrollment procedures, the three of them came to the dormitory, Lu Xiaoqi was ready to return the rental house, he didn't want to live that kind of otaku life anymore, he wanted to live a different life from his previous life.
The bedroom of G University is a six-bedroom and a living room, and Lu Xiaoqi and the other three were the first to report, and the three of them sat in the living room and chatted, and after a while, they talked about the most popular "Myth" now. Lin Jianyang patted his chest and said: "Xiao Qi, let me tell you, playing games is a legend, no matter what game you play, you are a master, and I will cover you in "Myth" in the future." ”
Lu Xiaoqi couldn't help but smile and said, "Oh? That's great, how many levels are you in the game? ”
Lin Jianyang showed a depressed look on his face, and snorted: "This! Accidentally there was an accident.,The level was cleared.,But it's not blown.,Brother is really a master......" Speaking of the back, he didn't know what he was talking about.
Seeing Lu Xiaoqi's noncommittal look, Xiao Pig smiled and said: "Brother Seven, this guy likes to brag, but this time what he said is true, playing games is his only advantage, no matter what game he can get started with." ”
Lu Xiaoqi smiled and said: "Little pig, we are a year, we are all classmates, you call me Xiaoqi like a cheap wolf!" By the way, your name in the game shouldn't be Yushu Linfeng Pig, right? ”
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(Finally started writing two chapters of reality, and really, it took twice as long to write these two chapters as a game than a game, and the two portrayals are also based on good brothers from college.) There are dragons, tigers, and dogs in Beiyang, and today the widow also made a wolf, pig, and dog three cheap, and the brothers who don't like it skip it! There won't be much space in reality)